Wednesday, May 12, 2010

WHEN I FIRST STEPPED ON THE SCENE, BLOGGERS WAS PETFRIFIED..

JUMP BACK ON THEY TUMBLR LIKE THEY WERE BEING CHASED BY HOMICIDE.
MORE THAN PICTURES, THE GIRL CAN WRITE, & IT WILL NEVER STEER YOU WRONG.
& ALL YOU PUNK ASS BITCHES WITH A BLOG WON'T BE LASTING LONG ( ! )

so last night bonibelle and i had the craziest phone conversation about girls who suck.. pretty much all girls suck actually. i mean.. i get along with like zero. now some of you might say "but you have friends that are girls".. okay, shit.. you got me. i have very few though. & a lot of girls that say hi to me, don't like me. the thing about girls is, they say hi to people they don't like because it's easier. it's easier to just leave the person with the life that they have than putting all your time and energy into being mean to them.. or they're just too scared to actually hate.. cause we merk bitches..
in essence, there are a billion things that come to mind when i think of girls.. and shit.. they be waaaaccckkkk!!

WHAT'S WACK WEDNESDAY

THE BITCH EDITION

"seriously though, she looks like franklin."
"hahahah, yeah she has no neck, she's not fat though, but kind of round.. like a beetle."
"hahahhaahahahha"
"seriously dude, like just a head and a body.. OH.. MY.. GOD.. she's a penguin."

yeah that's the kind of shit we say about people. it's not very nice.. lol.. but shit, girls are fucking mean man. i've never been rude to anyone that didn't deserve it.. for instance.

GIRL(S) NUMERO UNO!
GIRLS WHO TAKE WORDS FROM ME. i take pride in who i am, and i flaunt it. i am me for me, and i have been this way for a very long time. whether it's music, writing, sneakers, or whatever the fuck else i dig, i represent it. it urks me to see things that i wrote on someone else's shit. IT HURTS EVEN MORE WHEN SOMEONE COMPLIMENTS THEM ON SOMETHING THEY STOLE FROM ME. fuck you, trifilin bitches!

GIRLS WHO CLAIM EVERYTHING
hey i digs my hip hop. i dig blogging. i dig writing. i dig zombies. whatevaaahhh i like, i like. i think it's absolutely absurd when someone likes something just to like something. like.. liking something because it's dope to other people. if i met a person who was into dinosaurs, i'd be like "fuck, really?! like.. dinosaurs?! fucking cool man." cuz yo, that's THAT person, not someone else. so when you front on me, pretending like "yeah i love this atmosphere song, i'm so totally obsessed with atmosphere, he's hot". well honey, atmosphere is not one person, so you fail. stop trying to steal things and hobbies off people to try and sleep with a boy. because we all know that you can't be really good at rollerblading, ballet, mma, video games, hip hop, rock, collecting, painting, cooking, swimming.. please no stop. i don't believe you have all those hobbies, you're posing.

INSECURE GIRLS
who hate on whoever hangs out with their boyfriend and call every five seconds. uhm.. ew. can you be anymore stalker?! anyone who goes through extreme measures (LIKE LISTENING IN ON THEIR BOYFRIENDS PHONE CONVERSATIONS) should just consider that relationship a bomb. it's done. over. glitzzzeddd. you're outta here. & sorry, you're fat. go cry now.

HOES
i'm aware that the "hoes" i am talking about is supposed to be spelled as "ho", but i refuse to forever, so it's hoes. it's hard for me to use the word because it's become a word with no definition. "any where, any time, any hole". lol mother fucking ew. i think hoes can pretty much be grouped into different categories..
you got like, the innocent hoe.. these are the hoes that pretend they're good, but they end up hitting on everything with a dick behind close doors.. trust me, they're not innocent. i find that innocent hoes are usually down to go to every bar in the world, but they don't drink. they'll have like one drink, sip it slow, to make it look like they're drinking a lot.. and then when they see a dude that's drunk, she'll swerve over there. after that it doesn't take much, dude sees the innocent hoe, and immediately lays his game down.. thinking "i want what i can't have".. meanwhile this is just an evil ploy that the innocent hoe has laid down to get dude. it's very scientific.
then you got the straight up nasty hoes, who just fuck anything with a dick. gross. they're usually ones who will make out with anyone, girl or guy, at parties to try and up their "sexy" status. they also slip in little "accidental" thigh touches or arm brushes on dudes to get their testosterone up.. oh, and they usually hang out in groups of girls. this way, they look hotter than they would if they were solo.
the "oops" hoe. this type of hoe is referring to the hoes who have had 500 boyfriends.. but they weren't really boyfriends. anyone who hits on this hoe can have her.. she then sleeps with them and tells herself that this person is her boyfriend. this way, she won't feel bad the next morning when he doesn't call. "yeah i know him, we dated". uhhh, no honey, you fucked.
then there's the stupid hoe, the hoe that gets played by a dude because she thinks he loves herrrrr.. and she gives him everything he wants. brains on the daily. the stupid hoe will fall into the trap, and once she's there, she's stuck. dude could have his arms fully around another broad, and stupid hoe would tell herself "they're just friends".. til she turns around and the other broad and dude are making out. then what?! sorry.. but it will happen (if it hasn't already, boom, roasted.)..
& of course we can't forget, hoes who fuck for money, or reputation or status.. fuckin' hoes.

THE BORING GIRLS
the girls who dress like a jacob mannequin, don't say anything to you and basically just try to use you so that you'll say good things about them. no. i refuse to say good things about you. what have you ever done for me?! nothing.

IN SUMMARY, if you don't talk to me, do not expect me to talk to you. if you're a hoe, expect me to treat you like one. if you lie, i will confront you. if i tell you something and you don't listen, i will speak louder.

have a good day people.

p.s.


on things that aren't wack..

my brother made this. he's fucking dope.. and you should buy his shit. check him out, HERE

6 COMMENT:

beeePod said...

I'm the hardest worker EVERRR.. I really am. I just work fast. I swear.

"Babyyy, just leave your phone hanging so I can hear what you say/do, so I know you're not banging other chicks, because I'm grody. I wish I could fix myself for you, but I can't cause I don't know how. I don't want you to leave me.. EVER. You're mine forever and ever! No, you can't go out. No, you can't go there without me. We didn't really break up, and if we did, it was a joke, right? Because you'd never leave me. I love you so much. Can I have your used tissue?"


I noticed the baby and I died laughing in my cubicle. FACK. Good thing I'm the only one here HAHAHA

I'd say something about the hos, but I won't, because that'd make this comment longer than it already is.

syntifik said...

LOL at used tissue. that's gross man.. CLASS CLASS CLASS.

get back to work.. aka talking to me.

Anonymous said...

let's just say this.. the day you write and publish a novel, will be the day i buy my first novel. ever. seriously. YOU WRITE TOO MUCH GOOD SHIT FOR A BLOG TO HANDLE.

i'm a girl, and i cannot stand girls. i'd much rather chill with guys, they're less annoying. and reading what you wrote made me wanna slap a bitch.

"well honey, atmosphere is not one person, so you fail."

too funny. seriously, did someone actually think atmosphere was one guy?!

syntifik said...

that novel bit is one of the most flattering things EVER. how about i print my blog out and you buy it?! cause i'm poor. HAHAHA.

i can not stand girls either! & typing it out made me wanna slap bitches too.

the girl actually did think atmosphere was one guy.. & she takes things off my blog all the time:(

regardless, thanks for the comment, comments like these keep me bloggin! so please revisit me (just desperate LOL)

Jhefffefefefe said...

you forgot the nerd/fake ho. gets all "drunk" and then talks about their school problems to everyone.
Or says things like:
"OMG I can finally party, now that my EXAMS are done" (emphasis on "exams")

"I can't accept your invite cause I have to study im soooooo so so sorryyy"

or thinks to themsleves:
"I bust my ass at work and school so I DESERVE to be a slut...sometimes"

"Yea i can be a slut but it don't matter cause im getting a degree!!I'm perfect"
"Boys. Want. This.(points to herself)"

haha gross

syntifik said...

hahah nerdy sluts are like the sluts that think they're allowed to be sluts.

ITS OKAY TO BE SMART AND NOT BE A SLUT PEOPLE, ITS OKAY!!