I REALLY LOVE THE CARAMEL FLAVOR IN THIS.

Let's be real. We all know this guy. WHY ARE THEY ALL THE SAME?!! I don't wanna hear it! I have met craft beer drinkers where I've happily stated I do not like IPAs, and then had them talk my head off about IPAs. My head had already rolled out the door, but they continue...

WHAT'S A VIDEO THAT LIVES RENT FREE IN YOUR HEAD?

I'll go first..

I'M ADDICTED TO TIKTOK.

It's a problem.

I spent the last week on "holidays". The quotation marks are because I actually worked for most of it. I helped organize a fundraiser, I worked a fundraiser, I volunteered in teaching kids how to write and mail letters, I built things, I crafted, I helped paint props for a show, and I wrote. I have not been able to sit still for very long since I was a child. I grew up watching my mom and dad work long hours, 6-7 days a week, 12-24hr shifts.. THAT ISN'T AN EXAGGERATION. They really worked that. However, I also saw them get glam and party every weekend. They were business owners and often attended large fundraisers or award shows. Well.. the apple doesn't fall very far..

However, my mom and dad always took one day a week, and set a slot of time, anywhere between an hour to ten hours.. and they STOPPED. They probably collapsed from exhaustion.. but they either sat by the pool, napped, or had a drink to themselves.. and during that time, we weren't allowed to talk to them. It was theirs, so leave 'em alone.

Well during one day of my vacation, I SKIPPED EVERYTHING. I stayed in bed and watched TikToks for legitmately 6 hours. I.. I don't even know what to say. I can't stop. In discussing TikToks, my brother said something like, "How can you watch other people?! Yuck!".

I mean, I guess.. So if you're in my close circle, I apologize for all the TikToks I send you, but I can't stop, and I likely won't stop because all of this shit is comedic GOLD. I need to make a blog post of my fave TikToks one day.. however, here's one til that day comes (if ever :P)..

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

I WITNESS NEWS.

THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY.

I HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON THIS GUY.

Oh, Mikey Bolts. Marry me.

BOYFRIENDS.

New fave song. Wow. This is super catchy. Jenna showcasing some talent. Geeze. I love her. And um, probably going to be singing this all day at work tomorrow since I literally just watched it for the fourth time.

BAOW.

This is so much better than the original. What was with the original anyway?! Dry hump city, lawd.

BEDTIME.

IPHONES.

SATURDAY WITH DAILY GRACE.

The internet graciously, and randomly brought on a new discovery! Daily Grace! This is the first time I have seen this girl's videos and I'm about four videos in. From those four, I absolutely had to share the following vid:



Pretty much died laughing. My Saturday night is officially booked. Enjoy!

NO TIME FOR THAT.

Sometimes the internet throws you a handful of greatness. Here's to two handfuls:

FRESH PRINCE AND GOOGLE TRANSLATE.

Um. Best.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if we took the Fresh Prince theme song and translated it into different languages and then back to English?! Okay. Maybe none of us have! WELL. These guys did. The result? An epic video that reminds us that even the best of translation technology might leave us missing a few kew notes. Enjoy!

STUFF I GOOGLE

Isn't Google funny? It's absolutely crazy to me that in this day and age, we refer to a search engine for EVERYTHING. Seriously, everything. I don't even remember what life was like using an actual map, or trying a restaurant before a review. How did we find out about albums?! It's all so hazy.

There are however, also the times you're drunk with your friends, the vodka has gotten to all of your heads, you're at some Chinese restaurant at 4am, post-party, and someone says "Yo, google 'dwarf bunnies' for a sec.". That's where this idea derived from. That, and the utter fear of my Google history being read out loud one day. I need to beat the odds and embarrass myself before someone else does it.

I'm keeping a log of everything I Google from here on in. I don't plan on giving any explanation, because I think initial reaction will prove to be quite comedic, however, if you really want to know, ask. I'll most certainly tell the story. So, with that said, as of late, here's some stuff I Google'd:

- Pablo Escobar
- racketeering
- Atmosphere question that lyrics
- puck bunny
- seven deadly sins
- how did they make nicholson smile joker
- what is professional biking called fast
- the inventor of straws
- can dogs get STDs
- songs to sex to
- dwarf bunnies
- tennis riot
- golf riot
- David Fustino
- Marschino cherries
- stature

I DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO MUSIC ANYMORE, JUST.. HIGH-PITCHED SOUNDS.

There is something so pleasing about making fun of hipsters. I think that portion of my brain has grown since a recent party I went to..

I met a hipster who wouldn't stop criticizing me on literally EVERYTHING. At one point, he asked where I was from, and when I told him.. he said "Oh that's why you're like.. that, and you know.. I'm not". Since I knew absolutely no one at this party, I had to prevent myself from drop-kicking him in the face.. It was a hard task. BUT SERIOUSLY, after watching this video, I KID YOU NOT, I was like "Dude at that party said like 90% of these things!". Ugh, what a twat. "I'm so over everything". Forreal. Episode 2 is just as good. These guys got it bang on.




Enjoy!

ON A LIGHTER, AND MORE HILARIOUS NOTE..

Anyone who hasn't seen this, NEEDS TO WATCH IT RIGHT MEOWWWW. "Could you not.. do that, please?". This shit is so true, it's ridiculous! Enjoy.

"NOW, NOW, LEILA, DON'T GET ALL WORKED UP OVER THIS. YOU CAN VENT ABOUT IT ON YOUR BLOG LATER."

- BENDER.

I NOTICED WE HAD THE SAME PHONE..