Thursday, October 30, 2008


seriously, if you hate winnipeg, you're just sheltered, and think there's nothing more than polo and the forks. this city is fucking amazing! the artwork, the people, the architecture.. fuck yes bitches. fuck yes.
today consisted of the following : eyebrows did (FINALLY HELLO!), seeing people while i'm insanely grimey, consumed two mcdonalds meals, grocery shopping, and camera shopping.. this was a tough decision. i've been wanting a camera for like, fucking ages now. well.. whats up kids! i got one! the one my buddy gave me was on its final days and officially shut down about a month ago. so i've been using val's camera to fulfill my needs. no more no more. i have one all for myself. & I KNOW. i've been on that hustle tip, but honestly, aside from weekends lol, i havent really spoiled myself. i havent bought a pair of shoes in two months now. to me, that is big news. & this camera is going to be put to good use!!!!! SO STOP SHAKING UR FINGERS AT ME AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS. lodi dodi.
today someone said, "you shouldn't be mad at her, she idolizes you.".. uhh, she can idolize my cock.
"why are you always angry botcho!?" i really feel like i'm almost never angry, i'm just extremely mouthy.. and also juzz dunn givvvuhh fuuuck.
my ass hurts, and it's not from sitting here cuz i just got here..
okay i swear, after this weekend, i am back on the hustle$$$$$$$
gate night bitches! i've already seen like at least 10 eggs on the ground and it's only 3 lol

p.s. HI LEM. i love you!

Wednesday, October 29, 2008


JAZZY JEFF KILLED IT. shout out to everybody who gave me the suggestion of going. totally worth my time, and money, and life:) his mixing = RETARDED. finally, A REAL DJ !! hahahahha. no joke there, that shit is true as hell. little mainstream with some kick ass old school. wasn't down for this gay ass reggaeton, but hey, i understand the man had a crowd to please. half the people there weren't there for jazzy, so he had to pay his bills. didn't matter, his talent made up for that shit!

we fuck with hip hop, ALWAYS. (so fucking chill at this point)

you cause drama, we rock the bells. (shit son, we're almost there at this point.)

you get buzzed, we get hosed. (what's up, we're there at this point.)

worth every fucking penny.

so it was sick. as you can probably tell. slosh slosh slosh. wicked people, and mad cameos. & i didn't feel COMPLETELY out of place (cause i usually do=/ lol).. BUT IT WASNT SO BAD. my homeboys made everything they could to make me feel at ease.. and that's exactly how the night ended up being, EASY. EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNING.
i finally got my halloween costume.. & i'm really excited for halloween!! it's my favorite holiday next to christmas! YUP. even before my birthday!! & everybody knows how much i love my birthday! HOWEVER.. i've been seeing a lot of g's halloween pictures.. and i have to say.. some girls, wack wack wack wack. i really hope i don't look as bad as some of these girls do. THEY TURNED MY BAT GIRL COSTUME (fr.2 years ago, thank goodness) INTO A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT THAT HAS BEEN IN THE SUN FOR TOO LONG & HAS TURNED TO SHITTY DUST. honestly! YOU LOOK SO BAD! ahaha. (cheers to hoping my costume doesnt look redic!!) this drunk guy was dropping shit and trying to yell numerous slurred sentences into my ear today.. i gave him a piece of my mind! (almost.) trying to tell me i wasn't doing something right, UHM HELLO DRUNKIE, it is 1 in the afternoon and you are making a mess and scaring people!! seriously, if you're gonna be drunk, go ahead and do it. just don't cause a ruckus during the middle of the day, and don't bother people who are trying to go about their lives. uhh yeah.

p.s. your new girl = ugly. iunno why you're still on my dick.. oh thas right, she's ugly.

Thursday, October 23, 2008


so i got mistaken for a hooker today.
yup, a hooker. by a dude who looked like he was in his mid.. 40's? flattering that people would pay to have sex with me, uhh.. not really. it made me feel disgusting.. &cheap. & i dont know how confusion like this could occur when i was dressed pretty fucking conservatively. aside from that, i also found out someone big in my life was being shiesty behind my back. you'll get what's coming. i'm botcho, i ALWAYS win:) & holy crap. all the security dudes at portage are fucking good looking cats. ladies, if you're looking for eye candy, it's definitely the place to go. no joke. they are ALL gorgeous. it was also really cold today.. & the rain from the night made the autumn leaves all wet. which made dirt stick to them.. which in turn made some what of a paper mache paste.. except, with leaves and dirt. IT'S REALLY FUN TO WALK IN.. not so fun to have smush against your sneaks. i had a killer grilled cheese sandwich today. so cheesy. i need a new boutique to shop at. it seems all the boutiques i usually shop at are getting REALLY busy. everyone's wearing the same shit these days. it's boring. *yawn. i also almost crashed james' car today.. >=) DAMMIT I SUCK AT DRIVING! lol, i also get everyone pulled over. SUP SUP! ima jynx!

also, this happened on the bus today:
guy: so did you hear that they're raising bus fare?!
guy #2: yes i did.. sucks hey?
guy: really does, they should at least serve us cocktails if they're gonna charge us this much..
guy #2 + random strangers: hahaha..
guy: actually, you know what, fuck it! *whips out vodka & dixie cups, pours about 6*
random strangers: *drink with guy*
I KNOW. i couldn't believe it either.

i gotta do laundry now, in an attempt to have something decent to wear tomorrow.

goodbye sneaker weather. i'll see you after the sand's gone.


i was really contemplating should i go to jazzy jeff or not?!
honestly.. half the people are gonna be just yerking for fucking the fresh prince anthem & they're not gonna recognize all the old school hip hop he'll be playing.
from what i've heard, he does a crazy hip hop set. which is exciting & really persuaded me to go.

friday, it goes down.
stay tuned bitches.

Monday, October 20, 2008


tell me that is not the sickest stance ever.. & he has a purple lunch bag, what's not to love?!

iunno why, but i saw a lot of fucking cowboys today.
calgary in the city for football, i'm assuming.

i light up a smoke every time i enter the fucking car. shit, routine is more of an addiction than the nicotine. nic patches don't do shit for me either. must quit before 30 bitches, i just gotta. fucking nic'n out and shit, it's so annoying. you feel like a fucking baby. can't do shit! just cranky!
falafel = the bomb diggidy. you try and be the person to tell me otherwise.

am i the only girl in the world who's not diggin' hellz bellz' new shit!?
it's like they found out that everyone thought "wow this shirt has crazy shit on it!" so then they were like, "alright people like crazy shit.".. then they took copious amounts of crazy shit, and threw it on a shirt, but it's too much crazy. please don't sell out:(

Saturday, October 18, 2008


i have the most kick ass headache right now. really it's some shit. ouch ouch ouch.
wtf happened last night ?! i know it was craziness cuz the text messages in my inbox are so fucking hilarious.. "LOSER!! FUCK YOU HORSE HEAD!!" like wtf is that?! ahahhaa.. what the hell is a horse head?! for reals.. & in my outbox, there's "ye yeh juzz lemme finishn being fuck,iknh g driunk! then ill call you like shit!"

let's recap..

LAST NIGHT: so i called up bianca last night saying, "what are you doing!?" bianca says "nothing." andddd after saying, "i wanna have like a few beers, wanna go to like boston pizza or some shit !?" she goes alright. WELL. let me tell you how shit did not go down at all.
we said fuck the boston pizza idea, let's go to a lounge. bar italia will probably be pretty chill, so let's go there. we get there, and it is rowdy! so whatever, have a beer.. and then for some reason, beer turned into blue lagoons. one too many blue lagoons. & we both got hosed.. & i called richard, im like "COME TO BAR ITALIA IT IS CRAZY!" and richard's like "uh.. what are you doing after?!" i dunnno richard but im hungry!! and so richard shows up at bar italia with mcdonalds!! then i puke my guts out on the street.. and headed on our way to denny's. then i eat the craziest meal ever. the lumberjack slam. if you dont know what this is.. it's 2 slices of toast, two pancakes, bacon, sausage, ham steak, two eggs and hashbrowns. i have no idea how the fuck i conquered that.. maybe its cause i had room from puking my guts out.. then i get home and puke again outside my house, and a few more times once i get inside. it was insane how trashed i got, after only wanting to do nothing but have a beer and some wings. HOWEVER, it turned out being a dope ass night.. ride or die bianca, ride or die lol


Wednesday, October 15, 2008


so this was my second time seeing dj ayres. hi, it kicked ass. hard ass.


SO I LEFT LIVEJOURNAL, after having that shit for four years.. i've moved, for this shit. &my only complaint is the following: WHY CANT I DO EXPANDABLE POSTS?! fucking gay.
whats up? my name's botcho.. & this will be my fucking blog. enjoy bitches!