DURKA DURKA.

Hey Botch, remember when you used to blog?!
Yeah. Hold on a second.
I'm working on it!


Hustle. Hustle. Hustle, hard.

NOTE TO SELF.

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GET THE FUCK UP OFF MY BLOG, CONFUSIN ME WITH QUESTIONS, LIKE.. "DO YOU LOVE THIS SHIT? ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? DO YOU EVER GET NERVOUS? I HEARD YOU FUCKED THIS DUDE, IS IT TRUE? YOU GETTIN MONEY? YOU THINK THEM PEOPLE YOU WITH IS WITH YOU?!!????" AND I SAY..

HELL YEAH, HELL YEAH, HELL YEAH. FUCKIN RIGHT, FUCKIN RIGHT, ALRIGHT.

.....

Today
fucking
sucked.

FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME NOW.

"THESE OTHER NIGGAS SO-SO, THEY OPEN OFF MY MOJO. SPANISH SOBE WITH A HALF A KILO BY HER CHO-CHO. BLOW IT OUT YOUR CULO, WHO GOT DOUGH ON THE SMOKE THOUGH?.. BOZO'S LOVE MY ROSE GOLD, PURPLE GOT ME SLOW-MO.."

- A$AP ROCKY.

SAY GET OVER HERE.

I was put on Lana a while back, by Lex. Immediately fell in love. Now my favorite song by her, currently, is Video Games. If you haven't heard the Jamie Woon remix of it, look it up, it's wonderful. She was on SNL though, and performed it. Her stage presence is definitely that of a new artist, but that voice! I still hate her for being that damn pretty. Is this girl even real?! Like really!? I'd feel like a fuckin' troll next to this goddess. Her voice is so angelic, and the shit she writes hits so close to home, you almost want to cry as she sings your experiences. The best part about it, is that they're also her own.. which, results in an amazing musician. LOVE HER. LOVE VIDEO GAMES. LOVE EVERYTHING. That dress! Lawd Mercy!

BIG MOUTH.

OMG! I love Santigold! Her new hair looks so good, she looks so good! She looks so different, but that shit is definitely working for her. I wish I was in this video lol. COLORS! DANCE! FUN! This song is absolutely perfect for a Thursday. Gets you amped about Friday.

MONSTER.

Her name is Meg Myers. I don't want to compare her to Fiona Apple, but it's definitely hard to watch this without thinking of her. Regardless, amazing voice, weird sketchy wtf video, and boobies. Enjoy.

SAMURAI APOCALYPSE.

Really though?! Worst rap name ever! He's pretty fucking hilarious in it though. YUMYUM.

"I TELL MY HATERS, PEACE. MY SHOE COLLECTION GOTTA BE A HUNDRED RACKS AT LEAST.. IF YOU AIN'T TALKIN BIG BUSINESS, THEN DON'T EVEN SPEAK.. AND I'M STUNTIN'.."

- ROCKIE FRESH.

MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY!

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THE MIDNIGHT BOTCH CITY, IT'S MY MOTHER FUCKING BIRTHDAY SON, I LOVE GLITTER, MY FRIENDS DJ GOOD, MY FRIENDS DANCE WELL, SO LUCKY, I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT EDITION


My dudes!






cousins!


Love!




















Birthday Botch Butt Grabs























PERFECT BIRTHDAY. JUST, PERFECT.

BIRTHDAY THANK YOU'S.

Now before I get into my picture post from my birthday, there are a few thank you's I feel are needed. When my birthday comes along, it's right after New Year's and Christmas, so I'm pretty used to everyone bailing and wanting to just relax. It's so over-whelmingly wonderful when I get so much love. My birthday last year was an absolute gutter birthday. This year though, everyone made me feel extremely awesome, and appreciative of what I HAVE. I don't give a fuck if you don't give me shit, simple things like greetings made this day one of the BEST days in a long time. I haven't been that happy in forever! & I owe it to a few people:
My family, for attending a wonderful dinner at Ichiban. Even though I was really sick, I was really happy to have all of my favorite family members sitting at one table..! & to my lovely sister for setting the whole thing up! And my tea cup that I will use til the end of time! She does great things. To my mom who made me a beaaauutiful mocha cake. To Tina for bringing me a caramel cake, that I devoured.
To Perla, for knowing my love for Wu-Tang and jewellery, and the sweetest card ever. To Maribeth for the favorite show she put me on. To Lex, for a VERY well-written letter, that didn't need any editing! And for my new favorite gadget, my bloggie! I love it so much! To Eliza for making sure everyone knew it was my birthday and all the things she ever does for me, even when it's not my birthday. Fuck that, it's my birthday every day. Haha. To Anthony for my shirt! To Colin, for lighting off fireworks for Matt, pure bliss! And amazing eye candy type literature! To B, for my favorite Michael Cera movie! To my twerk team, for being so fabulous, all the time!
To the Greenroom staff, and Megan! An excellent and beautiful server who held the best bottle service! To Kev, for giving me a booth and for treating us so good, all the time. To Dave, for always taking my ignant ways and accepting them! And for all the good you give us! All the time. To my favorite dj's in the world, Tim and Lon! For playing my favorite songs (all the time), but even more so on my birthday! When I heard Midnight City, I nearly died, and to Tim for singing me happy birthday and making me die of laughter!

And of course, to anyone I missed, everyone I that greeted me. The BBM names, the texts, the phone calls, the tweets, the facebook messages, the letters, the blog entries, the e-mails, and to every single person that attended, or couldn't but made me feel loved anyway. *Sigh. Best birthday ever. Love you all sooo much. Thank you!!

"YEAR OF THE TWERK"

Not having a New Year's kiss this year was a breeze when you have kick ass friends and kick ass music. Hit the jump.

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THE TWERK YEARS EVE EDITION


My fave lil flapper, and my fave Sam!


N-Y-E!




Does anyone want any of my thighs?! I has too much.


Possible kookah?




She's such a beauty isn't she!








Creepin!











Best!

Oh and yo, to the blog love I got from the beer girl this night, you're fucking beautiful. And the illest! Thanks for the love!

CREW LOVE.

That's just something they know, they know, they know, they know..

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THE TWERKMAS EDITION

So after a gift exchange, a lot of alcohol, great food, and the greatest company a girl could ask for.. we hit up grippin grain. Our fav parties of all parties. PERFECT TWERKMAS, just perfect.