Wednesday, May 5, 2010

HEY. IT'S WEDNESDAY!

WHAT'S WACK!!!


after the jump!!


PEOPLE WHO TAKE SHIT THAT I'VE SAID ALREADY
people e-mail me when they see something i've said on a blog. if i've already stated something and people dig it, sick. that's awesome. it's a feel good.. but if you're going to take something i've said and try and use it as something you've said, i will get at you for it. quote me. fucking quote me. you did not come up with that piece of brilliance, I DID. so don't caption your fucking fb pictures with my words, don't blog my words, UNLESS, you are going to quote me. you're not botch. so give me my credit.

FRONT DESK BITCHES
the dentist, government buildings, doctor's offices. look bitch. i understand that you have your hair did, and you feel important, but you're really not. so when i walk in, state my business, and you don't look up, give me a rude statement like "do you have this this and this, i'm not sure how long your wait is going to be.. BLAH BLAH" OR.. who answer phone calls inbetween those sentences, without saying "excuse me a second".. they just take the call! then they stay on the phone for hours, while i stand there, looking at her/him. LOOK BITCH, i'm here for a fucking reason, and you're supposed to get that reason achieved. holier than thou bitches. fuck you.

LIBRARY CREEPERS
i'll sit at a computer to do whatever.. and with a row of like 40 computers, a random stranger will sit beside me. REALLY?! right beside me?! do you see ALL OF THE OTHER EMPTY COMPUTERS?!!!? then they will look at my computer screen every five seconds.. BUT IF I GET UP TO MOVE, i'm the jerk.

NON-SMOKERS WHO HATE SMOKERS
you are not better than anybody just because you made a different life choice.

UGLY PEOPLE WITH HOT PEOPLE IN THEIR PROFILE PICTURES
guys always seem to throw in a hot girl from an import show in their profile pictures. okay, we get it.. you know how to take a picture with a hot girl that you don't know. it doesn't make you look like a pimp when you have 40 of the same profile pictures. i just think you're a creeper.

TOONIE TUESDAY
you don't fucking cost a toonie.. and you get more expensive every tuesday, or so it seems. BOO.

ORGANIC FOODS
you're expensive, and you go bad faster.. it doesn't help me.

MISSING ALEX
i missssssssssssssss hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmm!!!!

2 COMMENT:

Anonymous said...

Well your music thing seems to be working, but wait, I don't think so. I'm not making sense.
I'm at work LOL.

FRONT DESK BITCHES. OMG... HOW do these people get their jobs?! Like you're fucking nice to them, and they're assholes!? I don't know, man.

Library creepers.. omg... at the movies! When there are a bajillion seats, and they choose to sit in the row behind or in front of you!? And RIGHT by you too!?

Is Toonie Tuesday like $4 now?

Boys creep me out sometimes lol.

I'm wired off caffeine, sugar, and lack of sleep.


YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME..
XOXO,
Bonibelle

syntifik said...

i dunno how they get their jobs, but i hate all of them usually.
I KNOW.. i feel bad when dudes pee, and a guy comes beside them when there are other urinals.. like that must be shitty. ahha

i love you like i love gg