Thursday, October 28, 2010

A GUY'S MENTALITY, DON'T BE MAD AT ME.

i play with guys' heads to get what i want. i watch tv with my hand in my pants. i wear ball shorts to sleep. my profanity is off the charts, i'm extremely vulgar. i love sneakers, and appreciate adriana lima. i think megan fox is dope. i fight hard for my opinion. i'm kind of an asshole sometimes, and i have the occasional day where i sit down without crossing my legs. i love big meals, and wings, and burgers, and pizzas, and basketball. i slacked off last year (wah), but i love sports. i can probably out-drink you, and your best friend. i like german shepherds, and huskies, and labs, and dogs that won't fit in my purse. i like hanging with boys. i love hoodies, and manswers, and disorderly conduct. i like car chases and disaster shows. i love breaking stuff, and i appreciate a fuckin beer like you don't even know..

.. and i do it all without forgetting to re-apply the lipstick.

my name's botch. i am a girl of some kind of different.

6 COMMENT:

Unknown said...

hey, i love that stuff too!! we're just fucking awesome!!!!!!

syntifik said...

ferrrsuuurrrre.

Ron said...

Megan Fox is wack lol lemme smell your fingers.

syntifik said...

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? she's so pretty !

I Was Here said...

Sounds like my ex bf! hahahaaa crap botch! :D

syntifik said...

hahahaha! i don't know if i feel good about that or not! :/