A 14TH MOMENT WITH BOTCH.

i kind of really hate all people who are "fine with the way things are". i don't care if you're a broke ass bum, or if you're a millionaire, there is ALWAYS that next level. i pride myself in knowing that no matter what my situation is, i just have to keep reaching for that next level.. time doesn't mean shit, but effort does.
beer is my best friend. i'm kind of insanely ridiculously addicted to lipstick. every color needs to be in my life. why hasn't anyone invented the perfect mascara yet?! if i had that i'd never wear eyeliner again!
i hate lazy people. & anyone who wants to take that sentence and say "are you lazy, botch?" can suck a dick. i work extremely hard, and party even harder.
i feel like 85% of the people in my life are ignorant-minded slow people who don't understand good books because they only have enough brain to be dumb and annoying.
my basketball coach used to get angry when my team and i would yawn in practice. he would yell, "IF I'M TOO BORING FOR YOU, YOU CAN LEAVE PRACTICE". so in order to cover up my yawns, i would lift the neck of my shirt to cover my mouth.. this action happened frequently in practice to wipe sweat off the face, or if you had to sneeze/cough and not spread germs. it was the secret yawning weapon that could be passed off as a wipe/sneeze/cough.. and to this day, i still do it out of force of habit.
i love brussel sprouts. they're my favorite vegetable. i also thoroughly enjoy black licorice candy. two things that are cliche "hates". nope, not i. i looove them. so when i was a kid, i always got extra cuz them other kids was like "ew i hate this!" and i was right over there being like, "I'LL TAKE IT!".
i am currently going through a "lace phase". anything with lace, i gotta have it! lace skirts, lace sweaters, lace everything, I WANT IT.. and a bullet necklace to go with it!
can someone please dye my hair for free?