Wednesday, August 18, 2010

YESTERDAY WAS TUESDAY, TODAY IS WEDNESDAY.

"MONEY OR YOUR LIFE HONEY, HURRY AND CHOOSE.. BUT YOU LOSE."

- KOOL G RAP.

SUMMER GONE
everyone's complaining it's getting colder. complain when it's hot. complain when it's cold. please. heatwave is comin' back this friday, and if i have to hear the same people who are saying "fuck it's winter", say "fuck it's too hot". ima have to slap a bitch.

PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME DO SHIT
listen here mother fuckers. i am the boss of myself. no one else. favors are fine.. questions are fine.. but when you "ask" me shit like "you have to go to this birthday on saturday, it's fancy wear something appropriate." bitccchhh fuuucckkkk you. i don't have to do shit.. you wear something fancy fucker. tellin' me what to do. fuckin herb.

NOT HAVING A TENT
i'm going camping and don't have a tent. sleep in the shrub? with bears? and animals? cooool.

ALEX NOT THINKING WE'RE EQUAL
i know you think you've dumped a lot of money on me sir, but i have too! as soon as i land in toronto, i am putting forward this policy: i don't want anything from you. don't even buy me a drink. don't buy me beer. don't buy me anything. i'll show you *shakes fist* lol.

HOW CATCHY ENRIQUE INGLESIAS' NEW SONG IS
iii liiiikeee itttt.. OMG. tell me how i hated this song SOOOOOO fucking much when it came out.. and now when it comes on i get all excited.. like whooooo!! I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH, i almost wanna punch myself in the face for liking it so much. DAMMIT. it's all those re-runs of jersey shore.. taking it's toll on me man.. taking it's toll.

HAIR DYE
my blue hair is officially green. UGLY. ugly green. ugggghhhhhh.. SAVE IT!

"YOU HAVE A BOOGER ON YOUR FACE".
when you really don't have a booger on your face.. and the person just said it to laugh when you rub your face real quick. i guess this sucks even if you do have a booger on your face. boogers just suck period. even the word is gross.. but seriously, i'm sick of this booger no booger game. eeeenough.

FACEBOOK & CELL PHONES
i want both of you to die so i never have to deal with you ever again. thanks!

NOT HAVING A BLACKBERRY CHARGER
..because as much as i hate my cell phone, i love my cell phone.. but don't want to buy a charger cuz i'm like "ugh.. $30?" hahaha i know! i'm such a cheap ass. i'm just waiting really til someone texts me, "yo.. you still need that blackberry charger".. and i will reply "YES MOTHER FUCKER YESSSS!!".. in all capitals. & i will type it, very, very hard.

NOT KNOWING SHIT ABOUT MY "FRIENDS"
half of them could be in new zealand by now and i wouldn't have a clue. whatever happened to "keep in touch". boo.

NOT KNOWING IF CHUCK'S ALIVE
SERIOUSLY! I NEED TO KNOW!! CHUCK BASS YOU ARE MY BITCH LOVERRRRR!!

5 COMMENT:

Anonymous said...

As soon as this song came on, I got a boner. Real talks. I love this blog. Keep up.

Anonymous said...

u are one bad bitch. botch. i mean, one bad botch. :)

syntifik said...

#1: who is this?! THANKS!

#2: :/ ackscoozahme?! (excuse me)


WHO IS YOU. lol.

jHefffffffff said...

Girls have boogers too?!? Awww dammit, I may never fall in love with a chick ever again =/...lol just kidding boogers are cool, plus Girls already don't poo so it's all good =D.

Cheers friend!

syntifik said...

girls only poop rainbows and butterflies jheffy!