YUMYUM.

i'm reeeaaalllllyyy weiird. i mean, i think i'm like, half normal, half weird. there are a lot of weird things that get the engine running when it comes to .. boys. i fucking love boys. boys, i do adore.. & i've been asked this before, so i thought i'd make a 25 out of it.. i figure you'll be able to understand what i mean once you read a few.. i'm also pretty sure i might have done this as a 25 already.. but if i did, i'm sure there are some new ones.. anyways, on with it.

25 "OH YEAHHH, DO THAT, DO THAT, DO DO THAT THAT THAT"'S

1. CHEWING GUM
ohhh yeahhh. you chew that gum. haha. you represent your teeth whilst making your breath fresh. loooove when a dude's chewing gum, it shows he's clean, and when i make out with him, it'll be a blast.. OF FRESHNESS! this probably comes from my love of teeth (i'm pretty fucking psycho when it comes to teeth)

2. SHOVELING
yeah. shoveling. i honestly.. don't know. hahaha.. but when i see a guy doing a guy thing.. i get all sorts of excited.

3. INSTALLING SHIT
my ex was the one who installed my faucet in my old kitchen.. i like dudes that can handle the home. if you can handle the home, i feel secure. construct shit! plumb shit! hook up my tv! hook up my computer!

4. INFORMATIVE SON OF A GUNS
thiiiis happens all the time with the cudder. whenever we're in a boutique or whatever.. or even in a barber shop in new york city.. dudes will have full on conversations with him about music or shoes.. and i'm all for it. guys with interests, and full on conversation of intellect and said interests.. yo, you don't even need to pay attention to me. have your conversation, i'm drooling in the corner and it's not that attractive. we'll talk latah!

5. SUITS
OH. MY. GOD. there's this business man who i seriously see at least twice a week en route to school/work.. and he is always dressed in these nice ass suits, i don't know what the fuck he does.. he could be an assistant for a garbage bag company.. who knows.. what i do know is, button downs and fancy occasions are definitely something i fancy.

6. PLAY THAT SONG
HAHA! WAIT! before you say, "oh botcho, you fucking groupie!" let me just say this.. IT ISN'T ABOUT FAME, PEOPLE! i loooveeee a dude, who's TALENTED. talent is the best fucking attribute you could have. i love myself a dj, or a bass player, or a drummer, or a singer, or whatevs. you know, if you have a love for something and it runs that deep.. i am intrigued and want you to play me your everythaang.

7. BOOKS
if you are reading a novel and i see you, i will probably look at you for five minutes.

8. CITY BOYS
i have zero sense of direction.. so when a dude takes control and takes me places, guides me, and has a sense of the city.. it's yumyum.

9. SMOKERS
i know, this one's horrible.. but i love watching a dude smoke. i know that's disgusting.. so maybe i'll say, it's only a turn on if you only have like a cigarette when you're in my presence hahah. it's that whole, yeah i'm a smoker, hate me, i could give a fuck attitude.

10. LONERS
huuuge turn on when you see a dude in the bar, and he's by himself. i like independent dudes that don't need anyone but themselves. hmmazing.

11. MUSIC LOVERS
if you're bobbin your head to your headphones, you win. you win first prize if it's any sorts of good hip hop.

12. CHUNKY HUNKIES
i know that seems off because all my exes and current boyfriend are skinny, but i like meat just as much as skinny guys. that way it don't hurt too much when my hands are diggin into your back ;) not like rick ross status, more like .. nas status. WHAT! it's true. oh nas, you're so perfect.

13. MESSY EATERS
you're hungry, you don't give a fuck, it works for me.

14. PANTS PAST THE BUM
girls all the time complain about this, i hear it from girls all the time.. a friend of mine was complaining about it this weekend.. she was all "yeahhh.. but he wears his pants kinda low, like.. you can see his underwear". when did this become bad?! i love bums, so maybe that's why it's justified for me.. but fuck those girls dudes. i mean, ALL the way past your bum is a little exco/stitches/wannabe, BUT, if your pants ride a little low and you're wearing underwear that doesn't have smiley faces or a hockey team on it.. i'll cheer for you.

15. INTO MOVIES
i remember when i first started dating this guy, and one of my girls asked "so what'd you guys do" and i said, "we watched transformers".. and she goes "you guys didn't like.. do dinner or nothing!?" and i was all, "no, he was really into transformers!".. and the girl came at me like, "maybe he's not into you". lol, shut the fuck up with that shit.. i like when a dude is seriously into a movie. it shows he can pay attention.. i myself HAAAAAAAAAAATTTEE when someone talks too much during a movie.. so shut the fuck up for a second, this is my first time seeing this.

16. DOG LOVERS
whenever i see a dude playing with his dog, or my dog, it makes my heart sing.

17. COOKS
i looove food.. and i loove it even more when it's home-cooked, and when it's made for me!

18. CLEAN FREAKS
if you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom, brush your teeth twice a day, shower every day, and get haircuts on the reg, you pass the test. line ups are a win. so are clothes that aren't wrinkled. i personally only shower when i'm in the mood, so all boys should be extra clean haha.

19. HAIR PULLING AND BITING
i won't add a description for that one.

20. A LITTLE COCKINESS
i honestly like when a dude is a LITTLE cocky, and a LITTLE rude. enough to know that they're not the shit, they're not god-sent, but they do deserve more than plain cheesecake. throw some strawberries on that shit.

21. GUYS WITH CUT UP HANDS
i like a few cuts and bruises here and there.. it shows they work hard, and they're a hands-on person. not like bloody stitches or anything.. but a few minor slips on the hand are wonderrfullll.

22. SWEAT
what. yeah. seriously. i haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate body odour.. but when a guy has some minor sweating during working out/ gettin it in/ bboying hahah.. when it came from something sexy, i find it sexy.

23. MOMMA'S BOYS
i don't appreciate a dude being dependent on their mom.. but i do appreciate a dude who kisses their moms cheek in public.. who calls their mom on the regular.. who gives money to their mom.. seeing a dude take care of his mom is probably my number one turn on when it comes to guys.

24. WRITERS
will the dan humphrey's of this world please come forward and share their latest writings with me?! i just wanna be wooed!

25. WELL-DRESSED
this is number two on my list.. even if it falls as 25.. i don't care what your style is.. if you're well dressed, i'm watching you.. and biting you in my head.