Wednesday, April 21, 2010

YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS..

WHAT'S WACK WEDNESDAY !!

SKULLS
i can NOT stress enough, how much i hate skulls.. on clothing mostly.. on rings it doesn't bother me so much.. but ugh. they usually aren't cool looking skulls, they're homo looking ones. fucking lame. i have a pretty sweet skull ring though, that's prolly my only exception.

TALL PEOPLE AT HIP HOP SHOWS
:( you make me look 4'11 !! it's so hard for me to see, i'm little:(.. im 5'6 btw!

MIS-PRONOUNCIATION
listening to the radio, three seperate people pronounced "shaolin" as "shay-oh-lynn", pharoahe monche as "pharoahe monk", and "rza" as "are-zee-A".. if you don't know, cool. fine. whatevs.. no big deal! it just hurts to hear people who say they know something, wrong. i'm a firm believer in only saying things that i believe are fact.. if i don't know something, i'll admit to it. i don't know shit about a lot of shit, but for the shit that i know shit about, you can expect to hear shit about it! shit.

STUPID HOES
there were four people at tables. one table had two girls. one table had a couple. i asked generally, "excuse me, would any of you happen to have a lighter".. broad at the couple table looked at me with this ".. really?" type look. look bitch, i am not trying to hook up with your geek faced looking boyfriend, i just want a fucking smoke alright.

"YO I'LL BE THERE IN FIFTEEN"
don't say this to me unless you really mean fifteen minutes! 1 hour later isn't fifteen! at least gimmie a courtesy call.. im rushin to get ready realizing you should've been there ten minutes ago..and people wonder why i'm always late to everything.. cuz i figure fifteen minutes means an hour these days! lol.

MONEY SHOVERS
that denim louis vuitton bag, black ed hardy cardigan, zebra printed dress, leopard printed shoes aren't doing it for you old lady. i get it, you're expensive. i can understand people want to floss, i've never really been like that. i dress in what i think is comfortable.. i get excited about designer tags, but i'm not about to ever dump my life savings into something just so people think my life is proper. i'd rather have a high savings account than look like a walking douche bag with designer throw up on my body.

PEOPLE WHO TRASH TALK WINNIPEG
i have never lived on a farm. i was actually born in a city. we have cars, just like other cities.. and buses. i don't live in an igloo. nor do my neighbours. i don't know everyone from winnipeg, and i've never walked into a local grocery store with a greeting from the cashier. i don't go to a diner to eat, i don't have a regular meal. i've met/seen different people, every day. i am from an AMAZING city, which i hold dear to my heart, so if i ever hear "fuck there's nothing to do in winnipeg".. you can just spit that shit to someone else. winnipeg and toronto are my home, for now, and forever.

LITTLE GIRLS WHO WEAR MAKE UP
:( i do not likey.

HOW IS EVERYTHING?
when a waiter/waitress comes up to you as your mouth is stuffed with food.. and ask, how is everything.. "fuiaghkjgasdasd asjdkhas fjhjdaaa?" yeah i didn't think you would understand. just keep your eyes on my water, when the glass is empty, come on over.

LANGUAGE TATTOOS
when people get tattoos in a language that isn't a part of their culture.. okay, so you're filipino, but you're getting a tattoo in italian?! don't getttt ittt.. i guess i'm kind of an asshole who believes in tattoos that mean something. i think they're art. & i think that the whole language thing is just douche bags trying to be cool.. like in mean girls, when they're confessing and he says "SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!" "do you even go to this school?!" YEAH~!!! THATS WHAT YOU'RE DOING, but with tattoos!

anyways, my ass fucking hurts. payce.

5 COMMENT:

Anonymous said...

You are fucking funny lol.....the only girl blog I read..! Wednesdays are my favorite posts. Keep bloggin girl.

jHefff said...

Skulls - Don't you get it?! It's a METAPHOR. A metaphor for gay skeletons. You'll never understand...

Tall People - Tall people have small brains....with respect to their bodies lol. Scientific facts yo. I'm not too tall or too short so I'm pretty much perfect just sayin'. Science. It's science.

Stupid Hoes - You don't understand, Jess. The word "lighter" actually means "penis". You clever mother fudger...I bet you knew exactly what you were doing haha.

Money Shovers - Please don't talk about my mom ever again. Just kidding. My dad....

Trash Talk - Haha someone said you lived in an igloo? Man some people are so ignorant these days. We all know igloos aren't real.

Little Girls - hawt. they is goin' places.

Language Tattoos - Don't you get it?! It's a METAPHOR. A metaphor for "I'm a bad-ass nerd!".


summmeeerrrtiiimee!!
no snow = summer.

syntifik said...

#1: thank you!! i'll do my best!!! :)

jheff: i guess i won't understand!! brains or not, tall people are in my way..!
hahaha your mom is totally not like that, shut up!!
you have an igloo.

SUMMER TIME!
im so excited i can't take it. im still fat though.. this body aint beach ready!!! :(

beeePod said...

Little girls who wear makeup - Dora the Explorer...

AHAHA I feel the same way about the waiter/waitress asking that when I have food in my mouth.

I'M SO TIRED :(

syntifik said...

they done fucked up with dora!!

it's annoying.. and i'm just like ugh.. really.. is this an appropriate time to ask me how everything is?!
im tired too. i keep bouncing back and forth between laundry and surfing the internet .. i still don't know what im gonna wear later:(