RING THE FUCKING BELL YOU PANSY!

40 billion more pictures to get lost between god and a shot of scotch. hit the jump, bitch!

PART TWO, BITCH!

HIP HOP KARAOKE, GHETTO MANS BARBER, AND SUBWAY ANTICS!


congrats, ya done been botched!


grey day


you make me wanna shoop.


if we had a tv show, this would be our billboard


=(


goodbye scruff=(


BOOOOOOOO


you're ugly now! ahahhaha just kidding






ontario: MINE to discover


smashed!.. or.. blasted.. or.. weird. you decide.




greatest idea ever.


HHK


<3


bonita applebum!


yall fucked up though but it's coooool


dunn even worrehhhh bouddd it




i love her:) wu tang + lauryn hill.. mami pass the fif!




deja vu!

..more from hip hop karaoke in part three. i'm tired of typing in "img src". ugh, can we not!?
SO TODAY I DECIDED to walk home.. when i was like 40 blocks away.. BECAUSE it was raining.. i threw my umbrella in my backpack and said fuck this is too great to pass up! it was like hot rain.. so i blasted my tribe, black moon, and hot hot heat hahaha and walked home in the rain.. by the time i reached residence, i was soaked.. but it was so refreshing.. i love rain..!
if someone's performing downtown, i always give them change if i have it.. sometimes even if they're shitty. today i saw a lady playing the harmonica and guitar, she was good but her music was folk, i didnt love it. she still got a dollar. these people to me, are WORKING, so whats up.. have my shit.. buy yourself a reward for not stooping low enough to hold a cup and ask for change. dont come up to me begging for change.. show me a jig bitch! dance dance~! hahaha. that is rude as fuck.
frankie's party tonight, and im gonna tryyyy and go.. but if not i still want a cd bitch!

ladies and germs..
THE BEST OF JASON AU!
- "guess that makes us even steven, like shea leboeuf"
- "i can make metaphors too, or similies, whatever/ cuz im here to please and make mad chedda"
- "i love myself so much i get queerer ever morning"
LADIES. holler at this man one time, he is droppin bombs LOL

if i had twitter, which i vouche to never get.. but if i did have it.. it would go something like this (time intervals: every five minutes)
botcho is eating
botcho is drinking a red bull
botcho is eating soup
botcho is eating some more
botcho is sleeping
botcho is sitting on her bed staring at her ceiling
botcho lost her cell phone
botcho found it and is off to eat
botcho is dranking a fuckin beer son!
botcho is eating a whole pizza to herself
botcho is making out with nas
botcho is eating spaghetti
botcho is soo awesomeeee
.. yeah. so really there is no point in me having a twitter, cause my "tweeting" would just be me eating every five minutes with very little cool time.. now that you know what my twitter WOULD be, you can just visit here every time you think of asking me "i forget.. do you have twitter?!" NO BITCHES NO! AND I REFUSE! my life will remain here. personal, and ALL mine. you gotta type in http://5YN-tifik.blogspot.com to reach me.. im sorry.. i know that typing's a hard task.. but that's too fucking bad! facebook events can be shortened details in a text message son! BOYCOTT THAT SHIT TO SHIT!

IN OTHER NEWS.. sonic the hedgehog gets snuffed!!
THIS VID IS TOO GREEZY!! you gotta wait til the song on my blog finishes if you wanna hear it, but it should almost be done by the time you reach this point so yeah.

totally something i would do.. actually wait.. this is something i have done ahhahaha.. you dont fuck around with a girls head, then bring your biz online and not expect to get something back, whether that be word or a snuff to the face. EVERY ACTION HAS A POINT, five points make a fist! this vid also rocks cause hamilton's overrrrattteeeddd..!

that is all! have a good weekend!