YOU CANT IMAGINE HOW MUCH FUN I'M HAVING..

if cities could fuck, toronto would be a porn star, & i'd be jerking off daily. hit the jump for part 5..!

KEEPING IT LIVE WITH PART MOTHER FUCKING FIVE!

passing out, reflections, and cn towers = picture perfect.


don't die okay michael!! alex needs you.




this is alex, he got eyelash extensions.. or i'm juzz jealous.


YOU'RE WELCOME.




what


MUFFIN TOPS ARE FOR BREAKFAST!




good morning.. kind of.


i wanna kidnap you >=)


enough CN pictures or what? easy botch, easy.


LOL. we're models, clearly.


CLEARLY.


NICE FIREWORKS ALEX, nice.


purchased at dollarama


pretty city, too pretty.


BEERS AND WINGS TIME!


BEER..


..plus wings..


plus more wings..


equals a MUCH better night.


i want it.


HOW IS IT








"what's that say?! .. on the white pole?!"
"uhh no maribeth, that's my arm."

10, 000 HITS?!

WELL.. i was hoping to reach this point by the end of may, and i did it.. actually YOU did it.. for reading my randomness, my blurbs, my bitching.. if you dont even read at all and just look at the pics, fuck it! it's mad cool. i appreciate anything, and it's nice to know i haven't completely faded out of the blog world, considering my posts aren't as frequent as i'd like them to be.. at least one every day, i'm trying bitches i'm trying !! let's try and double up before january 2010. there's the goal.. !! let's make it happen bitches!! oh and shit..

THANK YOU, AND YOU'RE WELCOME!

onto the randomness!

i have been having nightmares like crazy nightmares.. and when i say nightmares i don't mean pansy shit.. i mean scarier than the exorcist kind of nightmares.. now yall cant imagine that.. i'm absolutely sure of it. how my mind comes up with such crazy shit i just don't understand! i cant even really put it into words.. but i'll see what i can do.. people, fucked up looking people, with cuts all over the body. they're dirty as fuck, and they just flash in and out of my dream. their moves are sporadic, seizure type movements. their arms are twisted, the other way, but they're fast as fuck. every movement is 500 times faster than that of a regular movement. they don't walk, they just flash closer and closer and they sit on top of me, with no pupils, feasting on lims, ripping out my insides, and entering my body. that's not scary enough, but trust, it is some fucked up shit!

OH AND FUCK!!
6-1 !! dammmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiitttttttt.. i hate detroit because they're shiesty bitches, but lemme just say it was a clean fucking game. cleanest i've ever seen detroit play, they're so fucking good it hurts my heart.. cmon hawks!! PULL IT TOGETHER..!! dont let them take another:(


..because "reggin" had me laughin for daaayyyyysss.. and that rasp kills me every tiiiime.

that is all.