YOU ARE, MY.. SUPERHERO..

I had the opportunity to see Tabi Bonney in February, and he was amaaazing. This was one of the songs he did. I caught the video for the first time about a half hour ago. & it's a good one. Shot in Washington, Malibu, and Hollywood. Not to mention the whole Superman relation. My dad's nickname was superman because everyone thought he looked like him.. I can see the Christopher Reeve association, but he always truly was my very own superman.
This is officially my favorite song in life right now, I seriously can't stop playing it. & I'ma throw the love to the sky tonight. This one's for you superman !

JANUARY 2 1956 - APRIL 29TH 1995

I miss you, so, so, so much. Sometimes I catch myself thinking "come back".. and that's when it hurts the most.. it's that split second where my mind forgets.. that you can't.

THROWBACK THURSDAY, BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY THURSDAY.

NATALIE IMBRUGLIA - TORN
LOL, don't say nothin! This is my shit right here. I don't care, I have no luck, I don't miss it all that much.. I'm all outta faith, this is how I feel.. ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW IT.


METHOD MAN - BRING DA PAIN
CLAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCC!!!!


JAY-Z - I JUST WANNA LOVE U (GIVE IT 2 ME)
When the remy's in the system....... Oh man. Every time I hear this song a big smile comes to my face. I think this came out in 2000. Not lyrically amazing but fuck it. This shit bangs.


BIGGIE - FREESTYLE IN BROOLKYN
He's only 17 here! "and I'll love ya, cuz you a bitch". OMG. I was dying! The man right there! & when he says "I got it goin on", don't you just immediately agree?! Not the GOAT in my opinion, but this one definitely makes me appreciate the man even more! OH BIGGIE.


SCARFACE - I NEVER SEEN A MAN CRY
I'm not sure if I posted this video already, but if I haven't.. here ya go. Gotta love the geto boys, and gotta love that hard ass raw shit. Let's dedicate this to Perla since they hail from Houston. 1994 son!


DE LA - SATURDAYS
Because I love this song, and I love this video. So much fun! 5 days of work, one more day to play, c'mon everyboday, it's saturday, it's saturday!


HELTAH SKELTAH - THERAPY
Let's finish it off with some Heltah Skeltah, cuz that's the kind of mood I'm in. This shit is so undeniably fucking good man. That's what hip hop was about in the 90's. A girl singing the hook, smooth raps, and a calm ass beat. I usually hate songs if it's a rapper with a girl singin' the hook these days, cuz it never sounds anything like this. I still love sean price to the fullest, man.

OOPS.

So if you noticed, I did a Throwback Thursday yesterday, and a photo Friday today.. I am gettin' way ahead of myself. IT'S ONLY THURSDAY! & I just realized that now.. yeah. So.. whatever. LOL.. I'll come back with a throwback I guess, and for the other posts.. whadevah. Deal wid that! hahaha. FACK! It's really only thursday?! These long weekends really throw me off..

SLOPPY.

PHOTO FRIDAY

Let's take a look at what life has been lookin like.. shaaaalllll we!!











































Yeah. It's been all sorts of fun.

GET REAL THEY TELL ME, IF ONLY THEY KNEW, HOW REAL THIS LIFE REALLY GETS.

This was the first concert I ever paid to see. Never regretted a penny. It was seven years ago. I rapped every word right back. One of the first musicians to ever grab hip hop for me, and make it stand right next to me. Atmosphere made me appreciate hip hop more and more, and still does. Gotta admit that the Minneapolis dude is stupid attractive as well. You're the man, Sluggo!

ONE OF THE FEW "KEEP CALM"'S I ACTUALLY DIG.

REAL, WHAT?!

So I originally was going to write a post about the latest episode of the real world and how Cooke wasn't even in it blahblah.. that was until I watched Extreme Couponing on TLC. This is officially my favorite show ever! For a little bit of a background, the show follows people who dedicate their lives to using coupons. I immediately got addicted once I saw a girl buy $1000 worth of groceries, but with her coupons, she spent $20. IT IS SOME SHIT. Find a video after the jump.



TELL ME THAT ISN'T CRAZY! Now, I'm not saying I'm about to spend hours and hours looking for coupons, but this show definitely shows you can certainly attain groceries on a budget. It might take some work, but when you see shit like that.. I think it's worth it. If I become a crazy coupon lady, y'all can transfer the blame to TLC.

THROW UP !

NAS & DAMIAN MARLEY - NAH MEAN
Been waiting a hot minute for some visuals. We got some!


TYLER THE CREATOR - PROMO
I dunno how this promotes goblin, but I definitely laughed.


STUSSY x MARVEL
WOW. Stussy is starting to win me back.


CONSEQUENCE PRESENTIN 88-KEYS - BOUT TO BUS
Since def poetry is basically my religion, I checked the spoken word piece by 88-keys. Now this is nothing you'd find next to Shakespere, but I appreciate that they're trying to throw a little comedy to the poetry side of things. Keys needs to drop something already, but I'll take this for now.

VIA THE PHONE.

mom: what are you doing?
botch: i just made mussels, now i'm doing the dishes.
mom: oh, i bought you chicken.
botch: that's cool, alex will still eat it.
mom: yeah, but i ate it.
botch: lemme get this straight.. you're calling me to tell me, you bought me chicken, but you don't have it anymore.. because, you, ate, it? is that correct?
mom: *laughs* yes.
botch: i.. see.. thank you?
mom: *laughs*

HAPPY 23RD, B!

This girl and I weren't even friends at first. I'm not even sure how we came to be friends, but it happened quick. She had me when girls are trying to get in my face, grippin bottles, and I'll stomp out anyone who tries to grab her hair. She brings me cigarettes when my pack's gone empty, without me asking. We've rushed ourselves to buy the other an album the day it drops, because one of us didn't have the money. We've traded clothes, and shoes, even though our styles are completely different. We have the most different personalities, but you can catch us finishing the other's sentences. We head to the bar to grab two beers, but of different brands.
We've driven to diners in other cities in the middle of the night, just to grab a burger and complain. We've disapproved of each other's choices, but we've never judged each other. We have matching fur coats when neither of us knows where to wear them. We've battled Toronto, and Winnipeg, and the states when we weren't quite sure what we were looking for. We've attended the best shows, and the worst shows, but we've always found a way to get backstage. We've met musicians and strangers, and we never let the other get left behind. We've stood by the other til 6 in the morning, just so the other could have a story to tell the next day.
We won't sleep if the lights are on at a warehouse party, even if the next person is tired. We'll tell each other if the lipgloss is running low. We'll wait last minute to grab tickets, because we believe that everything right comes forward. We keep secrets and keep promises.
We've had fake birthdays, and mis-construed words. We've spent hours at skate parks, and spent money irresponsibly.. and we've done it all for the fucking fun of it.. so on this day, on this day.. it's all you kid. Happy birthday.

WENT TO SLEEP IN PARIS, WOKE UP IN TOKYO.

REAL WORLD, VEGAS.

I loved all the girls, til Cooke came. I fuckin' like Cooke! So she thinks a dude is hot, let her get hers man. She really didn't do shit in my opinion. ALTHOUGH, I'd have to say, dude isn't even hot! I'd much rather her hook up with Leroy. OMYGAHD. Leroy is sucha babe! Heather is weird. LOL. I'm so baffled by her. Like, she seems like she's just there to be there. TEAM LEROY AND COOKE ALL THE WAY! That next brunette girl isn't even pretty, I don't see why people think she's dope.. AND ADAM! OHLAWD. Don't even get me started on how much of a waste that guy is. So happy he's gonezo's. I enjoy this show way too much. GO COOKE! STIR SHIT UP!

WE SHOULD CALL IT..

A) http://www.letsgetbotched.com

B) http://www.lipstickandcigarettes.com

C) http://www.vocabularyspills.com

D) http://www.syntifik.com

THUS FAR PEOPLE ARE SAYING:
A - 2
B - 3
C - 4
D - 1

& this is the hardest choice in my life right now lol

WEDNESDAY, WEDNESDAY, WEDNESDAY.

WHAT'S WACK WEDNESDAY

"BOTCH IT'S A MOVIE"
You know when you're watching a movie, and you're really astounded by something? Like, say for instance.. in titanic, when Rose missed the spot on the cabinet with the ax.. some how, with her eyes closed, she manages to get Jack free on the first swing.. so you're like "wow, I can't believe she did that!". Then there's the person who's like, "Uh, it's a movie". No shit it's a movie.. but isn't that what they're supposed to do? Amaze me? ENTERTAIN ME? WHO KNEW! A movie that could actually entertain! I know the first gun shot to the bad guy, the guy who survived a car crash and a death chase, and the random cafeteria sing-alongs AREN'T real. I'm not an idiot, I know what a movie is. They're kind of supposed to place you in that situation for a second so you get ENTERTAINED, thanks.


Who? Who in their right mind, would eat this?

SUGAR-FREE REDBULL
I've never tried it, but I think that redbull should never change, just stay the same forever my love!

YOU'RE OUR 1 MILLIONTH VISITOR
.. TO THIS SITE AND YOU'VE WON $1 MILLION! -_-. cman, I'm tryna win the real lottery here. & "close window", and new one opens, and close window, and a new one opens. Ugh.

READ?
When you're reading a book, and someone asks, "What are you reading?". Seriously? Seriously though, seriously?

PEOPLE WITH $$$$
.. and instantly buy a macbook, or a skateboard, or an ipod, or a guitar.. and claim they're a dj, a skater, a hip hop head, or in a band. Lookie here sonnies, just because you bought the ingredients doesn't mean you can cook. Fuckin' posers.

PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT WORKING HARD
.. when they don't work at all..! "My stupid phone kept going off cause blahblahblah kept texting me". OH, WHAT A SHAME! Now you had to wake up at 1pm instead of 2pm! Get a fucking job ya fuckin' bum, and stop complaining to me like errands are the hardest thing in life. SOME OF US HAVE REAL LIVES WHERE WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO SHIT. Getting a tan isn't a fuckin' errand. That's a fuckin' treat. That's a fuckin' spoiler. "I won't have time because I have to get a tan". Bitch please, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET A TAN. NO ONE, has to get a tan. Learn your needs from wants.

LANGUAGE FUCKS
When Filipinos talk about me in tagalog, so then I'll call my mom and say something in tagalog, just to show them I know they're talking shit about me. They usually smile?! WHY SMILE!? WHY SMILE AFTER?!

NOT FUNNY
When someone makes a bad joke and they expect me to laugh after. They even like wait after, and give me an angry look if I don't laugh right away. Shit sorry, it wasn't funny. We're fighting now?

WHEN PEOPLE TALK IN CLASS
I don't mind a few whispers to other people. Socialize, go for it.. but when you're having full on conversations, you're not lowering your voice at all, and it's even a little louder than a regular tone.. AND THEN, you ask me, "What questions are we supposed to do?", "Which ones are we supposed to skip?", "What page are we on?".. Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck. I had to pay extra attention and drown out your conversations on lame music and lame parties to actually hear the answers to all of that.

HOODRATS
You're not hood. You're just a rat.

Have a good Wednesday everyone !

*NOT INTERESTED!

Remember the days when hawaiians, and oompa lumpas, and avengers, and rayguns were the loves to a few? When common, and mos def, and tribe, and de la, were loves to a few? When hellz bellz, and married to the mob, and stussy, and supreme, were loves to a few? Remember when you found a hip hop head, and it was one of a few, so you said, "YOOOO, you like hip hop?! Who do you listen to?!". Remember when you had people who liked skateboarding OR comics. Now people say they have a "few" interests when their list be looking like "I'm really into movies, I'm a writer, I'm a hip hop head, I'm a sneaker head, I read all the time, I'm really good at video games, I read comics, I'm a skater, I like punk, and anything else that's cool and hipster that will make me look cool too". Remember when live journal held our inner most thoughts, and you thought for hours what should you call your lj cut.. well, for a few? Remember when bloggin' was actual bloggin, and this internet craze was a little less lazy and a little more creative, for a few? Lemme just take these few minutes to say that there's few too many posers, and only a few bloggers, and a few too many sneaker heads, and hipsters, and "hip hop heads", and yo.. sometimes I graze the internet and think "fuck this", even though I'll be back on it in a few.

HAPPY TUESDAY.

I seriously watched it, you should too, SO GREAT.

ALL THIS COACHELLA FOOTAGE..

.. is seriously making me feel real sad, man. Real sad. This was probably one of the best coachella's EVER.. and I missed it. Ugh, everyone stop showing me coachella stuff. I still don't get this whole Pierce Cruz biz. Pauly D signing to G-unit is outrageous. OUTRAGEOUS. My crush on Russell Brand continues. Where do you get crates? I want a few. I haven't seen Black Swan yet. I want a grey pea coat! I wish I had enough money to put in a money clip. Looks kinda silly with one fiver in there. TAX REFUND WHERE ARE YOU?


I spent my afternoon looking at this debating if I should clean it up or make hamburger helper.

It's not that I'm totally random, I just think really, really, fast.

HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY, ILLMATIC!

Illmatic became my favorite album the first time I heard it. I have the original LP, courtesy of my brother. Yeah, the record I'm holding was actually purchased on April 19th, 1994. I freak out too every time I play/look at it. It has a few scratches due to the wannabe dj'ing. I have had four copies of the actual cd. The first one I had got out-played, scratched to shit, so I bought a new one. The second got stolen from mom's car. So I purchased a third. Then I got a fourth as a present. It's my back-up copy, I gave it to my brother for whenever he's feeling like having an Illmatic day, but I still fully hold the ownership! I might've even owned a fifth, and if I do, it's lying around here somewhere. It's the only album that I feel comfortable purchasing again and again, and you know.. even with all those mother fucking copies.. I still feel like I can't support this album enough.

I fucking love you Illmatic. I, fucking, love, you.

I DON'T SPIT, I VOMIT, GOT IT?

- everyone's telling me to listen to childish gambino
- tried listening to "let me dope you", got two minutes in.
- don't know how i feel about him as of yet.
- i almost bought kid cudi tickets today..
- til i saw they were $70, in the nosebleed section.
- once the rock the bells line up is finally announced, i will be at ease.
- lex wants the washington show this year, while i want nyc again.
- DECISIONS, DECISIONS.
- i don't even have money to blow; yet i talk like i do.
- yo, lemme buy that.
- i don't get this "pierce cruz" phenomenon. help?
- i need a new phone so fucking bad!
- i don't hate on mac miller, i don't personally like dude, but he has proper cadence.
- some beezy @ shoppers wrote her number down on my boyfriend's receipt.
- no one has ever slipped me their number. i need to step up my game.

A 27TH MOMENT WITH BOTCH.

The only thing I hate more than people who steal, are liars. I have never stolen anything from anybody. EVER. One time, when I was about 5, I stole a bead from a jewelry store, and I felt horrible. A BEAD! At a place where a BAG of beads sells for like a $1. LOL. SO, when someone steals from a friend, it grosses me out man. If you find $50 on the ground, fuckin a. It was your lucky day and someone's unlucky day.. BUT, when you go into someone else's bag, AND YOU TAKE WHAT BELONGS TO THEM PERSONALLY.. that shit is ridiculous. If you can't afford your lifestyle, turn it around and make sacrifices. You can view the thief, HERE
I can't cook in a messy kitchen.. and I can't read in a messy bedroom. I've started using baby oil instead of shaving cream to shave my legs. I never wax during the winter cause I really don't see a point; I only wax in the summer. ANYWAY, this baby oil has been sick shit man! I fucking love it. It's like having goddess legs inbetween shaves and I highly recommend it. It feels like you're a fuckin' video ho, without the ho'in.
I'm on a peanut butter binge. Has anyone tried those new reece's pieces ice cream bars?! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Sex in my mouth. I also made peanut butter squares last week, and a peanut butter milk shake. Can't fucking get enough peanut butter. PEANUT BUTTER EVERYTHHIIINGGG! Smother Nas' dick in peanut butter.... yeah. yeah. TOO MUCH!
I have a love/hate relationship with this weather. I mean, I get that it's April and it should be spring and shit.. but all of the puddles are gone! & I kind of like the fact that I get to wear my fall clothes still. That, and I'm not ready to retire my tim boots and army jacket. JUST, NOT, READY.
I find it funny that people claim to love pizza so much. Like, I don't think I ever say "III LOOOOVEEEE PIZZZAAA!"; I order that shit like three times a week though. Seriously. Domino's even sends me "We miss having you" coupons if I don't order that week. I know my fuckin delivery driver by fuckin' name. His name's Dwight, and he's always on time lol. Sometimes he's early, and when that happens, I get free cinnastix! Praise the pizza love.
I like the "free press" better than the "sun". I just don't like reading the free press cause it's too fuckin' hard to read. If I actually had time in the morning, I totally would read the free press, but I don't. I'm all for the old school format, it just isn't practical - for me.
My step dad told my mom I was a good driver today. That's the best compliment I've received all year. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or totally sad. hahaha.
I actually enjoy the cops catching speeders on my block. Sucks for everyone who's speeding, sure.. but for those hours, I feel safe. & anyone who's going 90 in a 50 deserves a ticket if you ask me. Drivers, don't hate me.
Esco is starting to love my boyfriend more than me. I feel like the bad cop. I really want a reece's pieces right now. & some ice cream. OMNOMNOMNOM.

My name is Botch, AND THIS, is my blog.

WOLF GANG.

TYLER THE CREATOR - YONKERS
So as much as I love this song and video already.. Alex gave me the laydown on the background of the video last night. The cockroach represents the mainstream. & as it crawls on him, he's thinking about it. Then he eats it, but his body rejects it. So he throws it up. His eyes go black because he's already possessed by the mainstream, and once he realizes that.. he can't take it, and hangs himself.
Basically, it's amazing in all forms of greatness. ODD FUTURE WOLF GANG KILL THEM ALL!!! Tyler could get it.

LIQUID SWORDS.

PHOTO FRIDAY

@ GZA!
Seeing GZA live is putting it all into perspective. This was my second time seeing gza, but my first time seeing him solo; first time I saw him was with the rest of the clan. His lyrics have always been mind stimulating, and seeing him live takes you to that. All I kept thinking was, "fuck, gza's so fucking smart". My liquid swords cd got stolen ages ago.. so to prep myself with liquid swords, I had to resort to grabbing a tape deck, some batteries, and plugging that into the aux. LOL. THAT DIDN'T EVEN MATTER THOUGH. Go through lengths and whatever it takes for good music man, and GZA is that. Dude even stayed around to sign autographs after.. & I got mine !! AAAAAAAAANDDDD.. he did ALL of liquid swords, with THREE homages to ODB.. now.. you be the one to tell me this dude doesn't put on a show?! NOT ONLY was gza fuckin' bomb, but mathematics was the DJ. C'mon, when you have wu-tang's ACTUAL dj up on stage, WHOM might I add, is ALSO the creator of the wu-tang "W", you just about love your life choices. GREAT SET, excellent delivery, mathematics on the 1's and 2's, AND it's the fuckin genius! 4.5/5 for this one, I'm only taking off a half point for the people that were dissing the opening acts. Please don't complain about local talent when you're 18 years old.. These guys have been in the game for years, and just because you haven't heard of them doesn't make them bad. Learn music.


all by myself..!

BEST PROTECT YA NECK.

PHOTO FRIDAY

THE GRIPPIN GRAIN #11 EDITION




LOL. ow ow!

CO MOTHER FUCKING SIGN.

"MY ISSUE IS THAT TUMBLR IS TOP HEAVY ON THE CURATION AND WEAK ON THE CREATION.. WHAT IS THE POINT OF ALL THIS INSPIRATION IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING WITH IT? AT THAT POINT, IT'S JUST PORN AND YOU'RE JUST PLAYING WITH YOURSELF."

- BOBBY HUNDREDS.
For the most part, I don’t really understand Tumblr. Actually, that’s not true. I do understand Tumblr, I just don’t think highly of it. You know what, I take that back. Maybe I just don’t appreciate how most people use their Tumblr.
Tumblr, if you’re unaware, is a blogging platform through which you can easily re-blog, comment, and essentially steal and repeat other people’s entries. By virtue, everyone’s Tumblr blog ends up looking the same, with the same content. It’s a congregation of lazy bloggers who are looking to be perpetually visually stimulated, droning through their days with a barrage of eye candy: arthouse nudie pics, exotic architecture, nature shots, motivational quotes.
I do get the appeal. You can shape your entire identity by curating your taste through other people’s work. It’s like an old-school Myspace page where you rattle off your interests: favorite books, movies, TV shows.. except you actually show them. Who wants to read what someone’s about when you can scroll through animated gifs of it?
My issue is that Tumblr is top-heavy on the curation and weak on the creation. Instead of just re-hashing and cloning what someone else is doing, why not make something yourself? What is the point of all this inspiration if you’re not doing anything with it? At that point, it’s just porn and you’re just playing with yourself.
Now, all that being said, we have finally launched our own official Tumblr for The Hundreds, which is now listed at: thehundreds.tumblr.com. It is an archive of current and past original work under The Hundreds, whether it’s graphics from t-shirts, marketing materials, photo shoots, blog images, and any other visual artifacts that make up The Hundreds’ history as a brand and lifestyle. A lot of that stuff, also, has never been publicly posted before, so enjoy.
I’ve also re-ignited my own personal Tumblr page at bobbyhundreds.tumblr.com, which is distinct from The Hundreds’ Tumblr because it’s a showcase of my past and present work that is outside the brand. Like musings, notebook sketches, paintings, old photographs from the past decades, etc. Everything you see, unless otherwise noted, is made by my hand, including the handwriting (a lost art, and everyone’s oft-overlooked personal trademark).
Ben also has his personal Tumblr page as well at benhundreds.tumblr.com, which he’s been surprisingly good at updating. You’d think it’d just be phone pics of half-eaten sandwiches, but there’s some good stuff in there for the The Hundreds heads who wonder what life’s like through the eyes of the furry rounder one.
So, there you go. The Hundreds on Tumblr. Reblog that.

- via the hundreds

YES YES YES YES YES.

In my personal opinion, I think that 99 % of all tumblr's are absolute shit. You can still have a tumblr without coming off as a poser. Stop taking shit from other people dude, get inspired and create your own damn self. Tumblr isn't blogging, it's LAZY. G'head, create something worth my time. WHERE DID ALL THE REAL BLOGGERS GO?!

I NOTICED WE HAD THE SAME PHONE..

RANDOMS AND IN-BETWEENS.

My sister, mom, my godfather, my aunt, and my dad's two best friends.
I've never cried and felt so much love just from taking one photo.

PHOTO FRIDAY

THE RANDOMS & IN-BETWEENS.