GIRLS AND MUSIC AND HALLOWEEN AND..

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED..

DOOES ANYYYONE KNOW WHAT MOTHER FUCKING DAY IT IS?! i know. haven't done one in a minute.. but let's get back to the bloggin tip and back to the

WHAT'S WACK WEDNESDAY

NICKI MINAJ
if one more person tries to convince me how dope this girl is, i swear. if i change the tone in my voice and bat my eyes and shake my head un-controllably, can i be a rapper too?! really guys. this girl is puking out "manufactured". the girls body, okay. dope. but really "we can do it debit i don't need no credit" ahahha. ohh man. someone kick this girl to the curb already. if that's all it takes to be a rapper well then i'm set. the world has problems. solve em'. you like that punchline?! let's get to real punchlines, pleeeease.

"HE HAS A WIFE."
when you're having a conversation, and you're like "fuck, jarome iginla could so get it", and next person's like, "yoo, he has a wife". was i really going to call him up tomorrow. i don't have these people on my call log unfortunately. there's no chance with someone like brad pitt gettin' it in. so really, your information on their relationship status is of no use to me.

HALLOWEEN NO COSTUMES
i don't get why people come out to these halloween parties in no costumes. this isn't an ordinary party night people, at least throw on a dollarama mask. too cool for halloween?! why'd you come to the party then? stay home weirdos.

THINKING YOU GOT 70%, THEN YOU GOT 86%
and then you're like damn. i could've got 90%.

CANADIAN WATER
what i wouldn't give for a bottle of new york water right now. what. i. wouldn't. fucking. give.

GIRLS
girl #1: i was not trying to steal your shit. so while i try to tell you that, you could listen instead of yappin' away to your chicken head friends. just because you're dressed as a dude, and i'm not, does NOT mean i'm scared of you.
girl #2: i want a picture with your boyfriend and that does not mean i'm trying to bang him. listen, i've known him, for quite some time. i've known him before you even met, SO, if i want to say whats up to the guy, i think i'm given that right.. but sir, you suck just as bad for stating loud and clear "THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND", yeah no shit, i could feel her death stare from a mile away. are you scared of her?! scared you're doing her wrong?! ew. the both of you's can go fuck yourselves.
girl #3: i'm NOT friends with you, i never was friends with you, i never acted as a friend to you. so NO. we're not friends.. and i'm not going to grill you when i see you, but i don't feel the need to say hi to someone who's not my friend, so what's the problem? we don't all have to be friends. you're lame and ugly horse lady!

LAME COMMENTS
IF ANYONE EVER WANTS TO CALL ME A SLUT WITHOUT KNOWING SHIT ABOUT ME, I COULD FUCKING CARE LESS.. but when you try to include my fucking boyfriend, when you try to start shit between him and i.. how do i say this.. the whole thing with me allowing anonymous commenters, is to allow the chance to voice without stating who you are because i know, the internet isn't for everybody. some people aren't as comfortable with letting their shit out there, and i get that.. BUT, when you say something that includes my boyfriend, that is completely crossing the line. bitch ass tricks. you want cudder or some shit!? that's a shame. he's mine. & we attend wicked concerts, take amazing trips, laugh like crazy, and have fantastic hot freak nasty.. sorreeehh. you lose.

til next week!