25 REASONS I HATE BONIBELLE..

just kidding?!

25 COMPLAINTS

i'm doing complaints for bonibelle..? some might be repeated, cuz honest to truth, i can't remember everything i've blogged about.. ehhhmmmyessum. a lot of this shit might be super rough and touchy for some people, so if you get offended easily, don't read it. esco, let's go.

1. $CHOOL
expensive school. fuck the system. the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. the higher level the education, the more it costs.. so the more you need, to gain. nurses and doctors are fucked right now, paying off their student loans. & that is some shit. disagree? that's fine. i still don't believe in it. if the world is trying to stop discriminating, we should stop di$criminating. every single person WHO IS WILLING, should have a shot.

2. MAILBOX
when the mailman/woman .. actually, mine is a man, because i saw him today *shakes fist*.. leaves my mailbox open. rain and snow gets in there and my mail gets destroyed.. i don't really mind when my credit card statement blurs and globs to something that looks a little less and heals my heart for a moment, but when it comes to magazines, that shit is important lol.

3. HUMAN TRAFFIC
when people walking opposite directions don't stay in their lane, and then you have that awkward "i'll move to the left--" and bump into a person who wasn't in their designated lane.. and you wonder why you can't make it to work fast enough.. half your lunch break is bumping into me.. move, please.

4. BAG BUS
no seats left on the bus, and a person has their shit on the seat next to them. this doesn't usually bother me, that is until it comes to say.. a purse. like really, that shit is so small it can afford to go on your lap, mate.

5. REPUBLIC
i may have just dug myself a hole.. i should keep my mouth shut.. but i'm botch so i won't. it seems to take forever for me to get drunk there.. wait wait. let me start off with the good. i can understand the attraction, it's a nice venue. and enough people go there.. but it seems like all girls there want to fight me, and all boys want to fight my boyfriend..?! a dude from new york was there, and he comes up to me, and he says "canada sucks".. and i'm like "no dude wait, we really don't !.." but it was no use. everyone sticks to their corner. half the people in there aren't dancing, they're spending their time trying to rift through people.. to get to their corner. it's a lot of people, just.. walking. and it costs ten bucks to get in?! really?! ten bucks is a lot.. what can i say, i'm a cheap ass. it's a love/hate relationship. everyone i talk to says they hate it, but they go because on their birthday, it's the one place everyone will show up. see you there friday.

6. LONG LINES
i've never been a fan of lines, but i understand them. what i don't understand is why there is a line, when a venue is at 1/8 of its capacity.. you wait in the cold for a good half hour to get in and find no one there.. so you wanna leave.. but dammit they already suckered in your cover.

7. DRIVER PICK UPS
stop light. *honk horn*, can i get your facebook?! no.

8. FACEBOOK
how i hate you facebook. i got 36 friend requests right now just lingering. i don't have the heart to ignore them, so i juzz let them linger. this is exactly why i deactivated my facebook. your life is your life, and i met you like once dude. really?! you gotta know everything after you found out my name?! that's what my blog is for ahahah.

9. HAITI
WHOA WHOA WHOA. let's get one thing clear. i feel for haiti, i feel for people, i donated, be easy.. what i disagree with, is rich people asking poor people to donate money, and making them feel like shit, if they don't. (i could say the same for the churches, but i don't wanna get bombed).. if every rich person in this world, stepped up, and i mean STEPPED THE FUCKUP.. instead of donating a petty five dollars, not one person in this world would go without health care, aid, or food. there's enough money in the world for the world not to go hungry. some people are just too greedy to do it. i give, what i can.. and i feel haiti needs a lot of attention, and a lot of help.. and they deserve that. HOWEVER, for those that CAN NOT give, they should not feel any less for not being able to help in the way that celebrities could.. send your prayers, and your thoughts, and if that's all you can give, then that is a lot.

10. YOU'VE JUST WON A CRUISE
stop calling my fucking phone.

11. BLOWING ME OFF
if you don't wanna hang out with me, fine. if you've got something else, fine. just don't flop. despite my daily "fuck this shit"'s, i'm a pretty understanding person.

12. TIME
fuck you time. you're a piece of shit. i need to get myself a cot damn organizer, cuz i lose track of everything, everything scatters and my life is just a mess.

13. MY OBSESSION WITH KEEPING SHIT
movie stubs, subway transfers, tickets, wristbands. i keep them all.. and some days it drives me crazy. like okay, really.. what am i gonna do with this later?! nothing.. just look at it.. and you know what's even crazier, is knowing that i'm not going to do anything with it, and still keeping it.

14. IPODS
BUY YOUR CDS PEOPLE! buy them! support your music! let them get everything they deserve.. !! please. please. please. what's better than rifling through a brand new cd book reading the artists thank yous and lyrics!? what's better than ripping off that plastic seal?! nothin, almost nothing.

15. FAKE BOOBS
don't get mad. it's my opinion. i'm not forcing you to think the way i do, i'm simply stating what i believe. there are things that are exceptions for me, you know, one boob's smaller than the other, and shit.. but when did fake get hot?! what happened to real women!? women with flaws, but perfect flaws. women with all types of bodies. now everyone looks the same, and that isn't sexy. you stand out when you look different. small or big, you can still be beautiful.

16. COLD TRENDIES
youngins in skimpy jackets and leotards, accompanied with a huge bag and sunglasses. it's -36C, looking cool can be put on hold. it's fucking cold son, and i'm not looking at you thinking how sick your outfit is, i'm thinking, wtf is they thinking.

17. RELIGION TALKS
people believe in what they believe in.. and i hate seeing people debate over who's right when it comes to religion. when it comes to that type of thing, people have to realize that people have strong feelings, and might not change them because you have a really convincing sway.. in saying that, back off people. what you think is right, to you, and what they think is right, to them.. and if you can't digest that, then the whole religious/beliefs talk should be avoided completely.

18. DANCE MOVIES
i still watch them :(

19. EXPENSIVE MEAT
dammit superstore, you are breaking my wallet! i'm tryna save my dollar and eat at home, but it's starting to cost the same. oh.. wow. would you look at that?! i'm a grown up.

20. SYMBOLS AS BBM NAMES
shit that's cool dude, really cool how you did that.. but i dunno who you are.

21. THE BURIED LIFE
what?! how did they get to do my idea before me? this isn't actually really a complaint, i'm just extremely totally jealous.

22. KE$HA
this girl seems hella snotty. i do not like her one bit. she's not even pretty.. and her song sucks! let me introduce you to the REAL start of this sound, her name is uffie.. and kesha is just a knock off, while uffie is gucci. i can't believe kesha is getting paid for that song, forreals. what i cant believe even more is how people are saying that song reminds them of me.. come on, reaaaally.

23. SHIT GIRLFRIENDS
i have a boyfriend, i do not want your man. i got my very own gorgeous boyfriend, i dont want yours. i get along better with dudes, really i do. that's just how i've been, that's just how i am.. but that doesn't mean i am trying to get into a dude's pants, just cause i'm talking to them. i am 100% happy with what i got, why would i skip out on steak for a piece of stale beef jerky?! not in my plans mate, not in my plans.

24. NO-WASH
girls who do not wash their hands after bathroom goods. i'm right by the sink, i can see you not wash your hands, how are you not embarrassed?! gross gross. gross. just do it, if not for me, just for the look. just do it when there's another person in the room.

25. TOUCHY TOUCHY
to the people that read something in this list, and think i'm a horrible person. save your judgement for a second, and re-direct yourself to number 17. whether i'm right, or wrong, it's what i thought at that moment.

payce.