I HAD A GOOD WEEKEND..

BUYIN' BOTTLES AT HALF PRICE. ME & MY GIRLS ACT NICE. RELAX. LIFE. DANCIN W/HALF PINTS.


after the jump.... esco let's go?


the hooker fund.. wow'zers.




DJ GI? okay. not my favorite dj, he played like five wayne songs, 4 jay-z songs, and it was snippets.. like 5 seconds of each song.. and i couldn't even hear the song with him shouting "DJ GI.. this is your city! throw ur hand in the air if you got more than $20 in your pocket.. just like GI.. yeeeeuhhh fresh outta new york.. this is GI.." omg wow.. how do we dance to a speech?!


we still was havin fun though.. EVERYYYBODDEHHH.. shots ! shots!


from across the room i seeeeeen her.


gentlemen, they single.


it's safe to say, hifi is no longer a hipster american apparel ad.


i spy trouble!


news flash buddy: aggie loves me more than you.. wahhhh


muggin!


wifey material ahahahha


sweat bomb. sweat bomb.


whoa easy drunkie! hahaha


a little piece of heaven!


and then the freaks came out for another night..


okay. okay. dipset.


us and the guy from b4-4


always a different crowd, ALWAYS.


the king of beers met mrs. margeritaaa.


and then it got more packed.


king of the castle.


this is maribeth. she puked ALLLLL OVVERRR ME.. i have never taken a two hour shower.. that is, until this girl stepped into my life hahahahhaha


"holy shit maribeth, did you just puke on me?"
"yeah."
"oh.. okay cool."


after i finished wiping said puke off of my legs, arms, back, and shoes, maribeth was good again..


it's all good ma, any time you need me, im here.. juzz try and avoid my hair next time, thanks!


oh look it's my favorite dj!


embrace the martiaaannnn.. embrace the martiannnn..




seriousLy?

i kind of had a break down yesterday. shit is over-whelming as fuck right now. i wrote "stay up" on my hand to try and keep my mentality and my composure together until everything calms down./ it helped waking up at 5 in the morning today cuz i actually got a head start on things. so now that a few things are checked off my list, it's a little bit easier to breathe. i enjoy being busy, i just don't enjoy being hectic. i still have a lot of food on my plate, but at least i have a fork now.. cuz eating with one chopstick was taking me quite some time..

PEOPLE I WANNA DROP KICK IN THE FACE YOU ASK?!
that's too easy.


JUSTIN BIEBER
dude looks like he's ten and he's cocky as fuck. stop hitting on girls son, until youre old enough for your dick to get hard, you're not allowed to think about pussy. i hate chu.


DIDDY
i get it, dude's a business man.. but someone needs to take this mother fucking pansy ass fairy out.. if not for his pansy ass ways, then for shyne. do it for shyne.


O'REILLY
fucking a. i fucking hate this piece of shit..
check this vid where he blames a girl for getting raped and murdered:


but this one's better:

snoop's the man.

that's all i really have right now, i mean, im an asshole, but not that big of an asshole. i guess i could add all the girls from winnipeg, and about ten girls from toronto, but i'm pretty sure they realize i hate them when they say hi to me and i say, "i don't like you.".. so we'll leave it at that:)