HOLY. SHIT.

FUCK. IT'S FUCKING HOT!

HOOOOOOOLLLLYYYY FUUUCCCKKK. hose me down bitches, hose me down. i am sweating like a mother fucker. tomorrow it's going to be +33C, BUT.. with the humidity, it will be +40C. yes you read right. fucking forty degrees. crazy hot. crazy fucking hot. *dies. i totally have SO much shit to do, and blogging isn't on the list.. but i'm about to do it cause shit.. it's a nice way of avoiding what i actually have to do. if i don't get a load of laundry in tonight i am so gonna hate myself tomorrow. i decided to hit yall with another 25 of things that annoy me.. i'm about to start with only like four in my head right now, so we'll see how this goes.

25 (MORE) THINGS THAT ANNOY ME

1. SLOW JAM DRIVING
this goes out to the dudes that are blaring slow jams in their rides. yo azns. music is music, you like what you like.. BUT HONESTLY. SLOW JAMS..?! especially if you have a crazy system going on, your subs are blaring usher into my fucking area like you'se ill na na. NO BITCH NO, i do not think you're cute. i do not think you're sensitive.. or sexy. i think you're kinda really extraordinarily lame.

2. SANDOS
*shudder. hahaha. FUCKING SANDOS MAN! i only thought of sandos because of the slow jam thing. it was because of this dude, he was blasting some fucking 112 or something homo like that, and he comes out in his beater, we make eye contact, and he puts his uber ultra homo shades down like he's the coolest dude on the block. please son. you're skinny, you have no muscles, that beater makes you look like you're anorexic, and your slow jams are interfering with my cudi.

3. YO KANYE WHATS THE WORD?!
yo kanye.. STOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. what is a blog?! blog is short for the term "web log".. meaning, an online journal. a place where viewers if interested, can view the lifestyle and opinions of a person. i fucking hate people who take things off of kanye's blog. and that's almost every blog in the world. i've been to kanye's blog i think twice in my entire life.. and i think the reason for this is because i don't need to go to kanye's blog, his blog is every other person's blog. let's just go ahead and say stealing things from other people's blogs is lame. it makes you look un-interesting, and it makes me think that you have nothing to say for yourself. i'm at your blog for one reason, to see what you think. not to see what kanye thinks. i could give a fuck what kanye thinks, i could give a fuck what drake thinks, i'll check their blogs if i want to.. for now keep the blogging to YOU.

4. DRAKE HOPPAHS!
drake's fucking cool, i like him. i think he's interesting, and he's a good listen.. but if i get asked "have you heard of drake?!" one more fucking time, you will feel my knuckles to your jaw son.

5. YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TOO TURN THEIR!
okay. i'm no grammatical genius. i have errors like crazy, and i know that too. mistakes happen, let's just try not to repeat them.. cause when i see the same thing over and over again.. my mind wants to bleed. "their", "your" = possession. "too" = also. "they're" = they are. "there" = location. if you need help, email me. i have a dude on my messaging list who has his name as "FINALE GOT A BLACKBERRIE!!" um dude. how the fuck are you gonna spell blackberry wrong?! it's written on your fucking phone!

6. HOLDSKIES.
i'd like to think that gestures shouldn't be selfish. but fuck it. i'm selfish. so it'd be nice to hold the door for someone, and get a fucking thank you. i am not the door man, i did not HAVE to hold the door for you, i'm not asking for a tip, or a nice dinner later, just a "thank you" would be appreciated.

7. GROCERY COURTESY
you're at safeway, grabbin your goods, and someone has their cart parked in the middle of the aisle, and they're taking their sweet ass time looking at whatever the fuck their looking at. "oooh if we buy two of these, we save forty cents.. but really i like the other one!!" UHM HELLO. and then when i say "excuse me" these cats look at me like i'm an asshole. i refuse to turn around and go all the way to the end of the aisle just so i can move from aisle one, to aisle two, to grab my fucking cereal. i'd like to just squeeze by please. please?

8. CHOMMMPPCHOMPPP
people who chew with their mouth open. i can not believe i forgot this one on my first list. THIS ANNOYS ME TO SHIT. you sound like a fucking cow! there's no rush here. this is how eating works, we'll use a two person date for an example. john and jane are on a date. john is talking, while john is talking, jane can be eating, and LISTENING. jane's turn. jane makes a response, while john takes a bite. it works full circle! the sound of food and spit whirling around while i'm trying to enlighten you with awesomeness doesn't sit well at our mcdonald's table okay son! close your mouth for a second.

9. NAIL-CLIPPING
the sound of nail-clipping just sounds gross to me. it just sounds gross. i don't know if this is just me, but i'd prefer if no one did this in front of me. behind bathroom doors!

10. SPEAKING OF BATHROOOOOMS
flush the toilet. this goes for everybody, i didn't know people shit on toilet seats at home.. cause that's what i see in public bathrooms. i didn't know it was that hard, to sit, do yo thing, and flush. i refuse to touch public toilet seats, they're nasty. especially after seeing tampons and shit smeared across toilet seats. yup, it aint pretty. so next time you think about being a fucking asshole in the bathroom, think about how it feels to see that when you really gotta take a piss. it hurts the heart, really it does.

11. MICROWAVES
no i love microwaves. i just hate waiting. oh 10 seconds left! and i count with my microwave, like that makes it go faster.. and i'll open it right at one second, thinking oh it's pretty much finished.. but i still gotta pop it back in for like another minute.. and i waisted like a minute by now, which could have been a minute of my food heating.. but nope. still frozen. i fail hahahha.

12. MOSQUITOES
you fucking assholes.

13. TATTOOS IN LANGUAGES THE OWNER DOESNT SPEAK
tattoos are art.. they are placed on your body, because you want that artwork, to be a part of you. i get that, that's cool. if you really fall into a culture, that's cool.. but if you're trying to look bad ass by getting a chinese tattoo, when you're not chinese, it looks lame, and screams typical.. and i don't even wanna ask you what it means cause i don't caaare.

14. THE WAR AGAINST MARIJUANA
weed makes up 90% of the illegal drug trade in the world.. in america, 25 million americans smoke weed regularly without causing harm to society. that is fact. marijuana has been proven to be less dangerous than tobacco, AND alcohol, and is STILL illegal. fuck the system.

15. YOU'RE TOO MUCH
i'm all for opinion. i'm mouthy as fuck, and i love word.. i stand up for what i believe in, and i voice what i think loud.. but i try to never put what i think on someone else. if you believe in homo-sexuality, cool. if you're a christian, cool. that's YOU. i don't care what other people believe in, as long as they don't force it on to others.. and don't say someone else is wrong for a BELIEF. no, they are not WRONG, they just believe in something DIFFERENT. (this is contradicting in the sense that someone can totally say, "well i BELIEVE you're WRONG in saying that what you BELIEVE in, is right!", ok shut up, i found the loop hole in this. suck my dick. you know whaat i meannn)

16. PRISSY NON-SMOKERS
LOOK. you already took away our smoking indoors, we put up with fucking smoking in blizzards to protect all your asses. so please don't give me the fucking eye if my smoke goes in your face while we're outside. i did not mean for my smoke to go near you. i am a person, and i smoke, there is wind, and not a lot i can do. if that bothers you, i suggest YOU move, cause we've already given up a lot to make your pansy ass happy.

17. "YOU'RE DISGUSTING."
this coincides with number 16. non-smokers who think that smoking is disgusting. FUCK YOU okay. you think you're better than me because you don't smoke?! no. this is the worst from ex-smokers and fat people. ex-smokers because they think because they quit smoking, they're some ill na na.. and i don't know why fat people tend to rag on me for smoking, but it's fucking frequent. maybe it's to make them feel better about being fat. "I HOPE YOU DONT GET CANCER!!", uhhh.. why dont you run on a treadmill you fat fuck!? oh wait! smokers are thinner than non-smokers who have the same calorie intake, i get it.. you jealous! lol. our blood pressure is also lower! suck on that! every time someone says something about smoking, i really want to punch them in the face. i am quite aware of my habit thanks, i don't need your "holier than thou" attitude to accompany me, i'm a smoker, i'm cooler than you.

18. HONKING IN A TRAFFIC JAM
i can understand honking when someone doesn't notice the light is green. that's what a horn is for, to get attention.. but when you're not going anywhere, and you're honking.. it's not doing anything bud. it's really not. it's just making everyone else feel lousy and irritated. your horn will not make the cars magically disappear. nope. you're stuck. so chill son. throw on some radio and breathe. turn your wipers on and off if you really need to touch something.

19. CARDBOARD TAMPONS
i don't know why these are still being made.. but they are basically a torture device.

20. BUS-WAITING
when you're waiting for a bus and someone asks, "did the bus come yet?!" um. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I STILL BE STANDING THERE?! yes it did. i just come here to watch all the pretty buses go by. oh look, there goes another! so pretty.

21. NO INTROS
when you're with somebody, and they see their friend, and they start talking to them without introducing you. oh. okay. yeah. it's cool. i'll just chill here. you guys need anything or?! .. no no! don't let me interrupt, i'll just go chill by that lamp post, and yall can holler if you need me.

22. THE REALLY LOUD SONG ON YOUR IPOD
i don't own an ipod, i use my berry.. and i don't know why but i'll be chillin listening to some good hip hop then all of a sudden my head explodes cuz one single song is ten billion volume notches higher than all my other songs.. :(

23. GROUPS IN ENTRANCES
*sigh. i wanna get by! cant your conversation between forty billion people be moved just a tad to the side?! this is the WORST at the movie theater. for some reason, people always wanna stand and talk about shit in front of the fucking bathroom. I NEED TO FUCKING PEE BITCHES! can i also add in people who ask me "what's going on!?" during a movie. i'm watching the same movie as you kid, i know the same info as you. maybe it's time you go to the bathroom.

24. "OVERKILL"
when girls dress up in bar clothes to go somewhere where bar attire is not needed. bling and booty shorts to the fucking mall?! forreal dude?! a dress and fake tan for a hip hop show!? go home and change

25. THAT IM ONLY ON NUMBER 16..
and i still got 9 more to go before my 25 series is complete.. oh boy.



side rant: i aim to be the best person i can possibly be. please don't drag me down.

side rant part two:

that's the "new" dora the explorer.. WHYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!