THROWBACK.. THURSDAY?!

I'M NO DIFFERENT THAN THE GUYS, I STILL KICK ASS & TAKE NAMES. I JUST DO IT WITH NAIL POLISH AND LIP GLOSS.

so i'm not sure if this is going to be a series or not.. i know last week i did wednesday, but i didn't decide i wanted to do another one til now. new regular? you decide. if i get three people who COMMENT saying they want it, i'll keep doing it. otherwise, this is my last one. "your last what?!" THROWBACKS SON.
so bianca and i were talking about sloppiness. it's hilarious about five times a year. any more than that, and it's time to keep the money in your wallet, put the alcohol down and get to knitting.. bianca's last sloppy night was our first time at whiskey dix.. OUR FIRST NIGHT AT WHISKEY DIX, hay, new location, an okay time to get sloppy..! (she puked at work the next day haha) my last time, was a year ago.. november 16, 2008.
let's re-visit. so this night was looking brutal.. first of all, it was at mybar (ew). i had just gotten my bag stolen or some shit, so i only had like $10, and the line up was ridiculous.. we weren't down, but we went anyways. luckily, we some how got VIP, i think that was thanks to christian?! AND THEN MY BOYS SHOWED UP.. and then for like a straight hour.. it was none stop drinking.. and when you drink with boys, you don't get bitch drinks, you don't even get beer. this was a gin & tonic, a shot of jack daniels, doubles, another gin.. not even double fisting drinks dude, TRIPLE fisting drinks. boys fucking go hard.
i remember some guy stole my lollipop and asking tj to fight him ahah, tj said no lol.. AND I ALSO REMEMBER.. that he bought me a flower from one of those gay bar girls that try to sell flowers to every man in the building! i always ask tj for a flower, and this was the night he got one! he probably stole it ! ahhahaha jaast kidding.. maybe. I remember bianca dancing with some white dude and i kept calling him her husband.. i remember winning FOUR(i won twice!) tickets to the new years party (which i didn't even go to).
ANYWAYS.. i also remember a certain someone hitting another someone with a chair!! and so after that fiasco, the night was so done (SO ROWDY!) lol.. so i'm waiting for bianca to bring the ride around, and i am fine, just chillin. and as soon as she leaves.. it hit me like a ton of bricks. i remember looking at people thinking "WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE JUST BLOBS OF BLUR!" and the spinning.. oh fuuck the spinning. so i'm tryna keep it cool you know, can't look sloppy.. so i lean on this rail, almost fall, and as i'm almost about to fall, i grab the rail.. and as i grab this rail, my lollipop gets stuck in my hair!!
bianca comes around, and as soon as i buckle my seat belt, i un-buckle it, open the door, and puke.. and i'm good to go.. NO, the spinning.. and we're on our way.. nope wait.. i'm fucked. we get like five minutes of driving in.. but i'm still fucked, so we go to the casino, and i see all my moms friends.. and i'm like "good god." trying to not act like such a mess.. saying my quick hello's while trying to speed walk to the bathroom.. we got to the bathroom, and as i'm puking in the casino bathroom, i remember bianca going, "you have 20 missed phone calls.. don't worry you're still pretty.. oh. my. god. botch, there's a lollipop in ur hair!!" those are the only frames i remember, everything else.. gone.
SLOPPY. don't judge me! LOL.. you should have seen bianca at whiskey dix!!!;)




THE TABLE IN THE BACKGROUND.. that was our line up.. and we JUST got there.


can always count on bianca to get a blue drink.. and i love beer!.. not so much beer in bathrooms.. we usually avoid this.




lolllllllll


ahahaha i'm dying...


BEZZY!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW




we're so prepped for thizz one.




OH JAMES.


with that timberland shirt, how can you not be-friend him!?


thanks guys. thanks.

maribeth's last sloppy night was totally at alive last weekend ahahahaha! sloppy biatch!

raaaggeee. these pictures also make me miss tj! ALI! tell your boyfriend that we need to watch zombie land! ZOMBIEEE LAAANDDD!!

FOUR CORNERS OF THE WORLD GET TO REUNITE THIS WEEKEND! WHATS UP EDMONTON!

the manufacturer who makes these hats needs to stop!

the only person who can rock them is common! yo maribeth, isn't it irony that he's wearing plaid LOL

speaking of disappointments..

NOOO!!!!!!!! i'm furious.