.. and if suddenly i die, i hope they will say..

I'll write you into all of my songs.

.. cuz' we're going downtown. And we feel like running around. Is it really this fun when you're on my mind?

SERIOUZZZ.

So a while back, Lex and I were walking downtown. Underneath some random urban scaffolding, four boys (over the age of 30, but I refuse to call them "men") were preaching. Among their "teachings", they said things like, "A woman is NOT EQUAL to a man!", "You are all going to burn in hell, and only the men will be standing", "The end of the world is near for all you 'WOMEN'", and some further bull shit about Mars and Venus. Now, I deal with Downtown daily, so I was fainting it out with traffic noise, until one of them says to me, "Yeah that's right you pussy ass bitch, you ain't got shit to say now, huh?!".
I was fucking floored. Now, we were there. Faced against four grown (physically, not mentally) people. I wish I could insert some heroic climactic twist here, but in reality, we just kept walking. I mean, let's face this realistically. There were four of them, and two of us. I think this is why they felt so "empowered" to "teach". They were kind of un-touchable. Also, with the way these fucks were talking, it wouldn't have been a surprise, had they chose to hit me. I felt intimidated, degraded, and assaulted.
Which takes me to the idea of the whole "Society teaches us 'don't get raped' instead of 'don't rape'". In this situation it was "'Don't get assaulted' instead of 'don't assault'".
A couple minutes later, I saw a female fully give them the finger, yell how they were pussies.. and soon after security came and told them to leave the sidewalk. They didn't go out without a verbal spew-age of bull shit though.
I couldn't even decide if the woman was appropriate either. Did I envy her? Oh fuck yeah, beyond imagine. She was a fucking Goddess to me at that point. I just wasn't sure of the right manner to handle the whole thing.
I wasn't hit hard when he said "Women aren't equal to men", that was his opinion. Whatever.. BUT, when he verbally attacked me, and called me a "bitch". THAT was what bothered me. The only thing I got from this, was the fact that I can't believe people think this way. I've always understood people are going to believe in things that I don't agree with. I just never believed in the idea of trying to FORCE that on to others.

Now, before we criticize the way Botch curses on the daily, let me just throw up the fact that these guys did it to a complete stranger, whom they knew nothing about, JUST because she was a female, to try and emotionally break her.

There are three things that I try to refrain from talking about, they include: Justin Bieber, rape, and religion. If you ever hear me getting into a conversation about any of the mentioned, please grab me and save me from a verbal apocalypse.

You know what?! Fuck it. Fuck those dudes, fuckin' dickless, ignant, small-minded, asshole type arrogant fucks. The four of you are going to run into the wrong group of people with that kind of a mouth, and I can only hope you "learn" something. Hmph.

OPPOSITE OF ADULTS.

& for more pics, all you gotta do is get lost between god and a shot of scotch.

PHOTO FRIDAY

what's been going on in your life this past week botch?! ohh well why don't you let me show youuu..


penthouse view is too beautiful. i live for summer.


"botch you want this charcoal bbq?"


awww ice cream birthday cake! so cute! even better eating cake in the car while on a beer run. yayurr.


we have one million pictures together.. and this is the first fail.


dirty money!


my current new fun gal pal..!


marti i want your tayf!!


YES!!


tj is captain morgan and i am just a wreck.


alli holds it down for me though..


blog world, meet jono.. !


dammit richard your eyes are closed.. try again.


we did it!


and just because it's richard and i love him?!


happy birthday alli!!


this is marti.. i love him.. and i hate him for having such white teeth.. fuck you marti.. you handsome fuck.


this is chief:)


then my memory started getting hazy..


"why is there meat on the table!?!!?!!"




and this, is nick!


wedding dessert to add to my thighs.


and this.. is my mom. do we look alike?


JOHNNY!


nothing like a shit load of beer, wings, basketball, and then some fucking cruising.. while listening to biggie. gimmie the loot.


peace singers hurting my lunch! i'm not a complete bitch, i'm jus sayin..


bonibelle wasn't down for it either.. we're trying to eat here.


PARK DATE WITH JHEFFY!


we visited the witch's hut.. and she was scary as fuck. i cringed.


it's mother fucking shit scary in there forreals.


and then we fed ducks! & got eaten alive by mosquitoes cuz that's fun?!


we decided the ducks with purple feathers were the lakers and the green ones were celtics.. kobe hogged all the food.. irony.


pierce and kobe, chillin.


couples walking in the park = cute

ANDDDDDDDDDDD it was a good week! ANDDD it's also the weekend!! so fuck yeah!! let's fucking rage!! i wanna get stupid drunk..

and this week was a really HARD, brutal, too much working not enough playing week.. so i'm about to take a load off.. raaaaaaaaaagggeee!

and also.. FUCK THE LAKERS!! you sunnuvahh beeetchesss!!

LET'S GO AGAIN.

WHAT'S WACK.. ?! WEDNESDAYS.

SHAVING
shaving your legs/arm pits fucking sucks.. and don't even get me started on shaving kooch. it just doesn't go down. you gotta wax that shit. waxing fucking rules.. but does anyone know what girls go through when we wax?! first you gotta wait, cuz hair has to be a certain length, otherwise it won't come off when you wax.. and yo, it kind of hurts. yeah you get used to it, but it's still something we all wish we didn't have to do. someone i know recently got her armpits lasered.. literally nothing will ever grow there again. i wanna get everything lasered. ya trick ya! girls just shouldn't have body hair. we just shouldn't :(

EXBOYFRIENDS W/NEW MUG SHOTS
when your exboyfriend has a new girlfriend, and she's ugly at shit. this is hard to complain about because i have mixed feelings about it. first it's like "haha sucker. can't get no better than me". then it's like "wait yo, wtf am i ?! cuz she's fucking dirty". someone showed me my exboyfriend's girlfriend, she was some fobby lookin skeletor. & she was 6 years younger than me.. which makes her 10 years younger than him. EW EW EW EW EW. i was angry! what are you doing?! like really!@ you're really doing this to my image?! LOL you fuckin' bastard.. what's even worse though, is when the girl's hot.. so i guess he's better off with that ugly jail bait.. BUT STILL.. you're embarrassing me.

WHEN GIRLS FISH FOR COMPLIMENTS ON FACEBOOK
when girls post profile pictures where they obviously only put a picture up for comments.. and then they caption it with something like "ew i'm so ugly/fat/too skinny in this picture". BITCH. you are in a fucking dress, propping your leg up, lips puckered like you're about to fucking have sex with the camera. stop asking people to say things like "no you're not, you're beautiful!".. and then reply with "awww thanks babe. you are too." SHUTTHE FUCK UP! clearly you think you're hot shit. stop being so fake modest. it's disgusting and makes me wanna puke all over your big head.

MOSQUITOES
i currently have 8 mosquito bites. you sunnuvahh beetches.

PEOPLE WHO TELL LAME STORIES
1: "cuz like my mom wants me to be 'respectful' like ugh she is SUCH A BITCH!"
2: ".. and?"
1: "that's it."
2: "........ i .. see. you wanna go eat?"
i don't care about your boring life okay/

THE GREYHOUND JUNKIE
there's this girl downtown.. i see her literally almost every fucking day.. and she goes up to everyone telling this lame story about how she needs this much more for a greyhound ticket to get back home.. and i'm always like "ugh this stupid bitch".. just because shit, you know she's lying. WELL. today was a big day.. because when she asked this one girl (who was near me), she said "i don't believe you".. and the junkie freaks out, like "YOU DON'T KNOW ME. do you?!" and the next girl goes "no. no i don't know you, but i don't believe you".. and junkie goes "YEAH YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT!" like in her face.. so i say to the junkie .. since i'm like, in the vicinity and shit.. like "dude! you tell this same story all the fucking time. it's obviously bull shit, just stop. leave the fucking girl alone". she storms off, and about a meter away, there's an old lady sitting on a bench, wearing a sun hat.. and the junkie approaches her.. the old lady says no.. so the junkie yells at her "YOUR HAT'S WEIRD!" and then the junkie turns back around to scream at the crowd "YOU'RE ALL WEIRD!"
hahahha. like wtf?! bitch shut the fuck up. you're trying to get my sympathy every fucking day.. with the same old fucking trick story.. if it was that one time, yeah bitch, you would've gotten my fifty cents.. but you ruined it. you're a lying trick. switch it up mami, it's how i fucking caught you. i fucking hate this girl with a fucking passion. stupid trifilin trick..

GIRLS WHO UNDER-ESTIMATE ME
YOU JUST FUCKING WAIT. you just fucking wait you dirty sluts. you'll fucking get what's coming to you, and it'lll be 1000 times harder than what you threw at me. i hope you're ready.. cause this summer is going to be my best!!!.. and your worst.
xoxo hahahah.


daps to everyone i seen today. whoop. daps to everyone i did not:(
MARIBETH! i keep missing you. i want alcohol! with you!
honey got a booty like pow pow pow.. honey got some boobies like wow oh wow..
literally watch this video every day. still. who else can make "boobies" sound cool?! only ursher baby.. only urrrssshherr.

FRIDAY, FRIDAY, FRIDAY.

helloooo everyyybodddyyy it's friday!!

PHOTO FRIDAY!!!!!

this is my mom's dog. it's been a year and a half since i've seen her. she is fucking chubs now!!


allison and i got artsy fartsy and went to the art gallery. we gathered at things and pretend we knew the thousand year old history that followed the pieces.. but we mostly took pictures like ninjas to avoid getting kicked out by security. who doesnt love naked art?!


this is myra. he does not like pictures.


sushi that make you really crazzzyyy!! omg. i was dying.


i dunno why we found this so funny.


yeah yeah! play that violin baby girl!


lunch break with bonibelle.. can we get some fucking fountain water up in this bitch or what?!


blaze. eat cupcakes. it's the life.


heeadbusst.


hi happy birthday:)


im not sure why all of these are diff. sizes but yeaahahhh


why are you mad at me?!

that's all the pictures i took. i have been slacking on the picture taking lately.. either that or i haven't really been going anywhere?! what!? who cares!! it's friday!!

TYPICALLY.

went to pre-order, and sorry but there's no way i can make a 9.5 work, i'm a 7 in women's. A 7! i will not stuff my shoes jason au, i just will not. so alex, i'm just gonna have to lick yours ! okay, thanks. guess i'll never reach lily allen's shoe game level.
*world crumbles*
so i was downtown and realized, wow it's 12.. and bonibelle's lunch is at 12!! so i met up with her and we grabbed some grub. then we walked a little, went to footlocker to get my pre-order on.. which obviously didn't go well.. and can i also say that everyone in footlocker seemed angry!? don't mean to rain on your footlocker parade guys. so then i went out for a cigarette, bonibelle left for work again and i see ben! & we were wearing the same jeans, and purple tops. so.. that was exciting? ahahhaha. faCk.
i also let some girl use my phone, AGAIN. second time i've done that this week, but the last time it was a little old lady.. this time it was a hood rat. so i stood up while she sat down so if she tried to make off with my phone i could stand my ground and whip out some muay thai.. it wouldn't have happened like that, she would have gotten away as she was in sneakers and i was in evil non-sneakers.. that and i haven't learned the art of muay thai.. but it's nice to think so.
anyway. "lmfao" just dropped, and i still haven't bought it.. cuz i like have no money and shit. but cunninglynguists & chubb rock in a few days so hollllaaa hmv. you are gonna get some love. j-kwon is also dropping an album!? uh. what? fucking weird man, fucking weird.
shout out to DOWNTOWN. DOWNTOWN ALL DAY, and roger, well, roger never:)
anyway.. it's friday.. so here's my list of goals from last weekend, actually a list of fails from last weekend..
- make out in the rain
- go to a concert
- spit off of a bridge
- blaze on the beach
- see tj and eliza
- rock out with my cock out

PRETTY WEAK! i know.. let's go harder.. this weekend's goals are!!
- don't go over budget
- bite somebody
- get somebody to eat a hot dog
- trade lighters with somebody
- NO mcdonald's
- go to a pub YA TRICK YA!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnddddd it's the weekend! i gotta nap before i get ready otherwise tomorrow will be so bruuuutal. let's get dark, drunk and danced bitches! have a good one:)

I'M EVERYWHERE YOU NEVER BEEN & GREATER THAN I EVER BEEN..

NOW DONT GET LEFT, GET ON YOUR GOOD FOOT, IT'S ONLY RIGHT THAT YOU STEP..!!

because i have a pointy chin, after the jump!!!
SCOTCHED SATURDAYS!
loaft with your best friend, hang out with your sister, sing some mc hammer, annoy ben at the bakery.. try and tell me you don't wish you did.


HI BEN! sell me shit!


kiara how i love you:)


sorry but once you roll with botch it's my rules, CUDI ALL DAYYYYY!!!


DID YOU GET YOURS?! i gots mine. can it all be so simple?


mc hammer kareoke

GAY PRIDE!
thousands of half naked people, rainbows, loud music, sticky hot ass weather, sweat, mary jane, adam and eve, drag, sushi, and love for humanity, no matter what their lifestyle may be!


i love colors!






GROW AN OPEN MIND!




dopest family EVER. both moms were so fucking hot.




"i know, i was just like dude, i said no pickles."


"that happens to me EVERY time, you should try the mcdonalds on notre dame."


"fuck mcdonalds, i'm adam! i love apples!">


MINI FLOAT!


so many people, i couldn't move without rubbing onto someone else's sweaty body


so hot, keep sweatin


yo.


police officer keeping a dude in line !


"love can be a serious offence!"


passed by my ex-boyfriends spot.


new boyfriend, not as good looking, but he tastes better.


DOGGY STOP! i seriously found this so adorable! there were wading pools and water and food! it was so cute! i wish i brought my doggay :(


if i woulda went to my prom, this wouldve been my outfit


SITTING TIME! why do we look like we have mustaches ahahhaha




the queen happened to roll through.


fuck the orange outfit, i want that peacock shit!


i need it.


now that i've lost five pounds, let's get that shit back son!


gone, in seconds, guinness was gonna add me in the records but it was too fast for them to record.


da poor babeh got a boo boo


"i got a rainbow roll just cause you know."


so if you've been hanging out with me, for the past two weeks, every day, i've had ice cream. I CANT STOP! GREEN TEA ICE CREAM! SUPER KID ICE CREAM! ANY ICE CREAM! I WANT IT! GIVE IT TO ME! ALL DAY!


MINE to discover, ok thanks.

HIP HOP SUNDAY!!
kid cudi! .. then de la soul, with nas, and tribe, and big daddy kane, and beer, and bbq, and life! oh it's too good!


you're so pretteh!


you too!


hello !


first time i tried a purple haze.. uhhh.. GROSS!


i'll just stick to my beer thankkks




sup


what you sayin


LOVELY LADIES.


BELMONT TIME!


crotch-tastic


$3. YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT!? me either.


no kidding you get wasted so fast, lemme try!


this weather isn't balls friendly.


this episode.. on the hills..


DONE DIRTY! .. i need to pee now!

today i spent the day with maribeth in the district. we were supposed to meet up for coffee but that completely went overboard with us taking over the fucking city! although i cut my leg up, which is totally karma for making fun of maribeth and calling her a wuss when she got her leg scrape the other day. DAMMIT! im sorry world! i'll never learn! i'm an asshole! seeing stuff just makes me want stuff. i need money so i can get said stuff. i love stuff!
my mosquito count level has went from 5 to 17. DAMMIT! im itchy as fuck! i really need to start carrying that mosquito spray in my purse because this shit is ridiculous! speaking of ridiculous, yo. waddup weather! you are hot! i shower like five times a day, and i still feel sticky as fuck.
so today at the gym, i was sitting on a bench in the locker room in my gitch, i was reading waiting for a shower as they were all full:( so anyways.. this girl comes and sits beside me, and she is in like booty shorts.. and she sits down and her thigh is touching my thigh, so im like "ick weird" and move a little.. and then she moves a little, and is touching my thigh again! .. it was awkward. more awkward because our thigh sweat was rubbing against each other and i could feel her cold sweat but hot leg mix with mine and it wasn't the funnest time i've had.. uhhh.. yeah.
so as you can see from the pictures summer is un-officially outside the buildin!! & the summer life is in full effect! one time for ya mind.
"yo botch! how's alex?!" "i dunno, good i think!!" ahhaha facking gay! i miss you beetch!
i wanna live in the district! someone move my house there! k thanks! let's go get ice cream!