& HIS WORD WAS LIKE..

" I THOUGHT WE WERE ON THE SAME PAGE HERE.. "
him: "i'll just tell them 'me and my girlfriend just talk about hip hop all night'."
her: "i'm your girlfriend?"
him: "i'm your boyfriend?"

SO EVERYONE CAN STOP ASKING ME HOW GZA WAS. IT WAS FUCKING SWEET! it was fucking sweet! it was so sweet not going. "gza's there and i'm here." - richard. YEAH. it blows. it pretty much.. just.. blows. A BIG FUCK YOU TO MARCH! you were horrible. filled with absolute nothing but heartache and pain and dicks and sluts and assholes and thieves and lost make up and being broke and dirty laundry and bull shit! APRIL! WADDUP! so tix on westjet are $69 (ups to maribeth for the tip!).. so everyone buy tickets and come to toronto so you can come to atmosphere with me. ohhh shit. OH. SHIT. tell me you don't have that kinda money to spare! THAT SHIT IS SO CHEAP! i am antsy as hell for april. hifi called me and they're like "yeah so you have v.i.p. on saturday, hopefully you won't get your wallet stolen this time!" word life hifi. i will definitely NOT get my wallet stolen, cuz i don't have a wallet. a rubberband is holdin my shit down.. sick na sick naman. YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS TEXTING ME, AND IT'S VERY RUDE. you can BOTH stop being arrogant assholes now. i never wanted anything from you.. well.. actually, that's not true. ahhaha.. BUT I DIDNT EVER ASK FOR A LOT. so you need to stop being so whipped and get your life back to YOUR life, not hers. pussy! LET'S WASTE TIME, CHASING CARS AROUND OUR HEADS.

so i was told today, "botch, your fly is always down". YES. I KNOW. it always is! i don't know why my zippers refuse to stay up, but they just dont wanna. so after i zip up like a billion times, i eventually just leave that shit. yeah my zipper's down, fuck it! thazz just how i roll okaayyy.. it's not just on one pair of jeans, it's all of my jeans. so whatevs, my fly's down. WHY YOU ALWAYS LOOKING AT MY CROTCH!? i should've responded with that, woulda been so witty.. "it's always down cause that's the way i like it, just like you like looking at my crotch daily". brilliant..! the moment has passed.
i got this text today "so ******* and ****** are getting married AND having a baby. xoxo, - gossip girl" .. i pretty much died. ahahah. good ol' get married to fix a pregnancy. WAY TO ROLL MAN, way to roll. babies don't bug me. if you want a baby, fuck my opinion, go for it. i just think people who throw away their career, their education and all aspirations because they weren't careful shouldn't fix things with a marriage. cause it WONT. you should get married because you love someone and want to spend your entire waking days with them. not cause yall made something together. i baked a cake with ryan, and we're sure as hell not getting married. good example? probably not. but you get me. mind ya business botch, just mind ya business! ok fine! go ahead and do you.. but i refuse to buy yall presents. ahhahah.
p.s. sorry for hanging up on you, but i don't deserve that shit. when you're ready to apologize, call me.


IF I LAY HERE, IF I JUST LAY HERE, WOULD YOU LIE WITH ME AND JUST FORGET THE WORLD..

LONG LIVE GOSSIP GIRL!

i know!






sooo dope.

DRAKE - SO FAR GONE!

so a few years ago maribeth was like "HEYY degrassi guy is rapping now" & i was like "ew really!?" & she's like "yeah he's alright though. it's not bad." then all of a sudden he just blew up. & i couldn't go anywhere without hearing his name dropped in conversation.. "FUCK DRAKE IS GOING PLACES!", "HE'S LIL WAYNES GHOST WRITER..", "HE'S SO ILL..!" meanwhile, i'm like fuck drake's so hot, but really!? i think it was more because everyone was trying to make me listen to him, &everyone was ranking dude fucking high.. CHILL OUT BITCHES, SHIT! fine. FINE. after four weeks of debate, i finally played so far gone.
the album has something for everyone, has a kind of r&b feel to it. it's extremely egotistical and is basically dude being like "i'm fly, i'm so famous, i fuck bitches, but only pretty ones, & only if they have boyfriends". which hey, is real. drakes fucking bitches like crazy right now.. so whatever, that lived up to my expectations, not much. LOL. lyrically, it's alright. like there were some points where i'm like "dammit", meaning dammit because it wasn't a bad line, an ill punch or whatever & i'm a drake hater. "24 hours from greatness", hey, i like it.. you're witty drake, you're witty. to me it's 808's & heartbreak with lil wayne swag and the message it screams is, "you know you want me, come to my show". he talks pretty hard for someone who got their ass kicked in scarborough (oh no i didn't!) he also uses the vocoder like crazy, which i wish he used less of. his voice is ill enough to not do so. yeah, dude can carry a tune. he sings very well, and did not need the vocoder. "say what's real" is my favorite, just because it's extremely cocky, but you're not turned down by it.. & well, it's fucking real. i liked it a lot.
it sounds completely like an album, probably because of its simplicity. listening to him makes the possibility of drake being lil wayne's ghost writer completely believable. a mainstream sound with an underground feel.
SUMMED UP, it's definitely not on my top 50 albums of all time, BUT, i didn't hate it, i liked it, i'm no longer a complete drake hater.. and although i hate to admit it, "so far gone" will be playing for awhile. i DO NOT think he's "changing the game" or "bringing realness to the world".. BUT, dude's making a dollar, and he deserves it. he's putting out good shit. all the power to him, he's going places 3/5

there, you succeeded bitches.

DIGABLE PLANETS - ESCAPISM..

MORE AFTER THE JUMP!

yeah i learned how to do it, it's gonna be on every entry but i'll deal, too sick of this non-cut bull shit! i'll post my drake review tomorrow.. oh lawddd did i say drake..
for janet:)

















































































i spent an hour html'ing a fucking expandable post code for blogspot. I DONT GET IT. "lj-cut", so genius.. WHY CANT YOU INVENT AN LJCUT BLOGSPOT, WHY?
well after an hour, and previous 5 day fail attempts. i fucking did it. EUREKA!

MERRY CHRISTMAS?

a week ago people were rollin' with their tops down and breaking out motorcycles.. now we get this shit? dear weather, wtf?! GLOBAL WARMING, full effect! a big fuck you to mother nature.. and to old ass chumps who rock fusion 5's in the SNOW, dude.. is you crazy?.. clearly didn't get the weather memo. CLEARLY.
feelin : cold
listen: aceyalone - headaches & woes

WHO CARES WHAT BOTCH SAYS, SHE ALWAYS SPITS THE SAME SPIT..

LIFE'S NOT A BITCH, LIFE'S A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. YOU ONLY CALL HER A BITCH BECAUSE SHE WON'T LET YOU GET THAT PUSSY. MAYBE SHE DIDN'T FEEL Y'ALL SHARED ANY SIMILAR INTERESTS.. OR MAYBE YOU'RE JUST AN ASSHOLE WHO COULDN'T SWEET TALK THE PRINCESS.

feelin: siiiiiiiick

COME ON, LIKE I'D FORGET..

THERE COMES A DAY IN UR LIFE, WHEN YOU WANNA KICK BACK, STRAW HAT, ON THE PORCH WHEN YOU'RE OLD PERHAPS. WANNA GATHER YOUR THOUGHTS, HAVE A COLD ONE, BRAG TO UR GRANDKIDS ON HOW LIFE WAS GOLDEN..

TRIBUTE WEEK: DAY 7
THEIR NAMES ARE JESSICA CAMASO, JANET GARVEZ AND MARIBETH TABANERA. we are blood in blood out. we are belly. we are 213. we are 204. we are beer + wings. we're snow on christmas. we're a new pack of crayons. we're sand on the beach. we're summer rain. we're the swoosh on nikes. we're an illmatic beat..! for 8 years now, these girls have been my best friends. boyfriends came and went. maribeth and i went to tec voc, and jay&janet went to daniel mac. janet left winnipeg for edmonton. jay had a baby.. and even with all of that.. there is not one year we've gone without having a reunion. i always tell people, if you really love a person, you'd take a bullet for them.. &i would for these girls.. or i'd just push them out the way so we all live.. can't decide:) we've studied hard, cried hard, laughed hard, and slept hard. haha .. ladies and germs, these girls are absolutely everything you could ever want in best friends. jessica used to always let me copy her homework, run dat! she's fucking pretty and she'd be there quick fast with just one phone call. she also gave me the handsomest god son in the world (who will become the biggest sneakerhead, STEP YA GAME UP KIDS)..! she's very crafty and responsible.. we were almost robbed one halloween cuz we persuaded her to go to mcdonalds.. good times. janet is gonna take care of me when i'm sick. she's hilarious as fuck and focused to the tip. she's a bomb ass cook, and her style is wicked! she's always giving away her clothes so i plan to keep her in my life for quite some time;) AND MARIBETH.. well. if you don't know what i think of maribeth by now, shit is a done deal. maribeth's my sister, completely. i call her mom and dad, mom and dad. that's how legit in my life she's become.. even if i see her mom and dad more than her haha. our phone calls can last hours, and our jokes are timeless. we're pretty much the funniest people in winnipeg.. to us at least.
you've seen us in the halls of school. you've seen us at basketball games. you've seen us at parties. you know us. we're best friends, for today, tomorrow, next week, and forever.

feelin: sick
listen: arrested development - honeymoon day

YOU & THEM DYKE LOOKIN BITCHES ACTIN LIKE YALL JUMPIN SUH-EM BAD W/THAT BULL SHIT..

SO YOU WANNA BE HARDCORE? WITH YOUR HAT TO THE BACK, TALKIN ABOUT THE GATS IN UR RAPS..? BUT WE CANT FEEL THAT HARDCORE APPEAL THAT UR SCREAMIN..

TRIBUTE WEEK: DAY 6
HIS NAME IS MARTI TUAZON. & he's disappeared.. SERIOUSLY MARTI WHERE HAVE YOU GONE!? i haven't seen marti since BEFORE i left for toronto. i know right. get a cell phone :( so this is marti. it's rare that i get a picture with him.. VERY RARE. he disapproves.. or he's just sleeping. he can chug a beer really fast and i can always count on him to come for a cigarette with me. when i say "i love you marti!" he'll say "yeah okay!". &if i put my legs on him/hug him/something of that nature, it's followed by a "yeah right botch!".. it makes my heart all warm and tingly inside. who the fuck has kidnapped you?! kelly?! KELLY GIVE ME BACK MY MARTI! "marti i need a new bulletin board" and off to walmart we go! i remember one time teej asked what marti would buy me if he won the lottery.. marti replied "cartons of cigarettes?".. fuck marti.. what class you got!? &when he lived with me, it wasn't hard to wake him up and say "LETS GO TO THE BEACH!" and within an hour, yo we're at the beach. for like a month, we were at the beach every day, no joke..! his jokes are always fucking classic, he's hilarious. girls are obsessed with him, they pretty much give him the eye everywhere we go.. geeze marti you cassanova. & even though he doesn't show me any love, i will continue to annoy him til the end of time.. MARTI YOU'RE HANDSOME!

feelin: sore bitches.
listen: biggie - machine gun funk