PRETTY FUCKING ACCURATE.

This is basically what happens. When my brother called me, we were both on four lokos, and our conversation went like this:

me: What?
him: Where are you?
me: Who is this?!
him: akjaa! it's your boorthguur!
me: THIS ISNT MY BROTHER! Let me fuckjin tawk to my fucking brother.
him: HAHAHAHA akjsfknaaa this is akaa your brother hahaha
me: HAHAHAA WHATASJF! ISSK ODKFHN IT?

Yeah it was just slurring.. and yelling.. and we would interrupt each other, by just talking louder over the other person. Not to mention cutting my leg up on a bush, some how attaining a bruise.. the list goes on. Four lokos is another level. Truth.

Thanks for this one, Janet.

GOTTA BRING YOUR FRIENDS..

EVERYBODY WANTS YOU, YOU CAN HAVE THEM ALL. I GOT WHAT YOU NEED. GIRL, I GOT YOUR BAG, I GOT IT ALL. HOLD YOUR DRINK BABY DON'T YOU FALL. BE THERE ANY MINUTE BABY, JUST ONE CALL.

- THE WEEKND.

I COULD STICK AROUND AND GET ALONG WITH YOU..

WHAT'S WACK WEDNESDAY

Wow.. it has been forever since I've done a Wednesday post.. or so it feels like, I'm really not sure.. hahah. Whadddevvaahhh ! Let's get into it shall we..

TEYANA TAYLOR
I'm not sure if that's how you spell her name, but can we get over this girl. The other day my boyfriend hit me hard.. this is how the conversation went down:

him: Have you heard the Teyana Taylor remix of "Marvin's room"?
me: No, I've heard about it, but I haven't listened to it.
him: You should, it's really good, and different than the Jojo one. I like it.
me: Ugh, she's so gross.
him: Yeah right, she's a babe.
me: Ew, why don't you go out with her then.
him: Yeah sure, I'll ask her to send you free MOB stuff since you don't get that.

HAHAHA. What a shot that was to my pride. I'm over this chick. Her body is sick, the video is okay, the song IS good.. but her, as an overall person?! C'mon. If she lived in Winnipeg she'd be from Tuxedo. LET THE TUXEDO HATERS ARISE. Seriously though.. this chick is one cocky fuck, and not even in a sexy way. I feel dirty just listening to this broad. Over it.

TEGAN AND SARA
BIGGEST PHONIES IN LIFE. The kind of people who listen to Tegan and Sara are the kind of people that wear whatever's trending. The kind of people who don't watch Seinfeld. The kind of people that started shopping at Value Village yesterday cause that's what they hear is hipster. UGH! EVERYTHING ABOUT TEGAN AND SARA. Their crap lyrics, their wannabe poser hair, they are just crap. CRAP! Anyone who tells me otherwise is crap too.

YOU'RE PRETTY, I GUESS
I hate when guys talk about the baddest bitches around.. like kay, if it's a celebrity fine whatever.. but when it's like someone we know.. HELLO! Please realize, every girl in the universe is every girl's competition. We are constantly battling. We are constantly trying to top the girl you're talking about. AND WHEN WE HEAR IT, when that girl isn't even that pretty.. there's about to be some rumble in the jungle hahaha.

MAIL
So since the postal service was on strike, I haven't been getting mail for like.. two weeks. I finally got mail today, and was super excited about my like.. 10 pieces of mail.. ANDDDDD! Not only is the thing I'm waiting for, STILL not here.. BUT they're all bills! I'm even getting bills I didn't know I pay.. Like duty invoices from New York, and tickets?! The hell is this garbage. Keep this bad news out of my mailbox.. which I guess is bound to happen.. We all have to pay our bills.. but c'mon. Can I get some good mail once in awhile?! I need a pen pal lol.

NOT GETTING HIT ON
I'm not saying I wanna pick guys up, I just came to say hello ;) lol.. but not getting hit on blows.. especially when I'm seeing all these ugly broads all over the place getting hit on.. like at Big Dancing it's okay, because all the girls there are 10's. I won't even sweat that, it's stiff competition.

IN SUMMARY, being broke, not feeling pretty, and some music really blows. HAPPY WEDNESDAY PEOPLE!

THE DAY OF GREAT MOMENTS.

I have been getting nothing but love lately.. no love from the post office, but mad love from amazing people. Inspiring things that just make you realize why you have to keep going..

VIA NOTE: "Botcho you amaze me!!! I just love your "fuck the world I'm not going to adapted to my surroundings they'll adapt to me!!" sort of attitude!! & I appreciate the passion & honesty & fearlessness you exude!! I feel so fortunate to have met you!!"

VIA SPEECH: "Can I just tell you one thing? I love you because you're a free spirit. You're a free spirit, everything about you."

VIA TEXT MESSAGE: "Your blogs are amazing! I was just reading your blogs and it sounds so fun! And I love that music is your life!"

VIA E-MAIL: "..I have so much respect for you not just as a woman but as a man too lol. you. fucking. made. me. better. Like, who does that to people these days?! Like, what person in the world can make another person better by just being themself?!"

I hit a pretty hard rut last week.. and things like this, helped me to get out. I have a really low self-esteem, and that's hard to see sometimes when I throw down a really loud voice and act like everything is peachy. I'm real good at shutting things out and dwelling about them later. Not even keeping it inside.. I'm good at fucking taking everything, and only thinking about it when I'm about to sleep. Perhaps that's why I never sleep. Yo, things like this though.. things like that, they make it all fucking worth it. Blog til the death of me. THANK YOU.

I'M SPENDIN TONIGHT WATCHING BELLY.

Umfph.

WATER THERE IS DEEPER THAN ANYTHING YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

BENJAMIN FRANCIS LEFTWICH

There's something so perfect about Benjamin. I mean, take away that calm, relaxing, soothing voice that grabs your heart and makes you want to scream out and cry in a beautiful way that you have never done before! *takes breath*. Take that away, and you're left with such a peaceful, talented soul, who makes lovely music.

This man is a year younger than me and is from England.. What else do you need to know?! England produces some of the most talented people, evah! My two favorite songs from him are posted below. PICTURES HITS ME LIKE A WARM SPOONFUL OF GRANDMA'S PORRIDGE. Absolute bliss.





Totally perfect for a rainy afternoon. I hope it rains tomorrow lol.