An actual female hip hop head? Are you real or a figment of my imagination/fantasies? LOL!! uhhh.. i'd like to think i'm real! i hope i'm real! lol
how is it that u rock so hard? A LOT of redbull haha
what do you do if your friends use you has a last resort? ehh fuck, if my friends use me as a last resort, they're not really my friends.. and hopefully it won't be long before i realize that.
You're such an inspiration. You live life to the fullest, and push bullshit to the side, which is very admirable :) ohh wow..!! what do i even say to that!! thank you so much!! :)
What's your favorite drink? iced tea, nom nom.
I adore your blog! I wish I could type out my thoughts the way you do aww wow! thank you so much.. that's flattering:) i wish i had more people like you in my life, my self-esteem would be through the roof ;)
If you had your own talk show, who would your first three guests be? nas, kid cudi, and your mom.
damn you're fine haha aww.. THANKS!!
now don't be shy, ASK ME ANYTHING.
i would also like to take some time to get at girls who are lame. girls who talk shit about me. girls who become best friends with girls who don't like me just so they can not like me together. girls who say i'm a bitch. girls who say i'm the worst ever but suck up to me. girls who compliment me only because they want me to like them. girls who say "you hang out with botch?! really?". girls who say "really?! botch?". enough with the really's. enough with the shit talking. don't be mad at me because i'm fucking awesome. have a beer bitch, it's summer. relax a little. your life will be a lot easier if you don't have me on your bad side. i'm jus sayin.
THE NIGHT OF MAYHEM, TOO MUCH ALCOHOL, TALIB KWELI, AND HI-TEK ( ! )
so go ahead and get lost between god and a shot of scotch.
"I SAW YOU WHEN YOU WALKED IN, AND ALL I THOUGHT TO MYSELF WAS 'HOW IS THIS GIRL NOT ON DRUGS?' YOU WERE WRECKED!"
the night started off early.. got blunted, drank some goose. okay, drank A LOT of goose. i had no idea where i was.. mix all of that with some fucking amaretto sours (my new fav courts. of alli!!) and some budweiser.. and some more blazing, and it was a fucking gong show. i fucking.. wow. i don't even know how the fuck.. wow. shit. ahahha. BUT WAS IT A GOOD TIME BOTCH?! oh fuck yeah. reflection eternal was fucking insane.. the opening acts were alright, but i just couldn't stand.. i was trying to focus hard on questions to ask talib and hi-tek.. and also trying to focus on what the fuck was happening. i honestly .. i don't. yeah. it was fucking crazy. spilled beer all over myself and maribeth like shit was money.. i make it rain beer. i am a crazy whylin drunk people. crazy, whylin.. i was impressed though, classics, shit from their new mixtape, and their new album.. and for an encore, THREE MORE SONGS. not one people, THREE. possibly four i was too smashed. back again, the blast, too late, and beautiful struggle were my favs.. throw ya guns up! anyway, if you haven't seen them yet, make sure you do.. because they are INSANE live.. the whole night was fucking wicked.. but enough talk let's get on with it.. my upload went crazy so there might be doubles.. and they're also out of order. lol.
it's a beer time.
nothing goes better with beer than cupcakes.
just heatscore.
lezzlurleee!!
oh. camp. oh.
only one nas song that entire night and it was when i was leaving, can you believe it!?
TALIB!
and hi-tek!!
hi-tek dj'd randomly in between.
soooo wrecked.
RANSOM!
clearly not the greatest picture ever ahhaha. fuck me.. but it's the only one i have so .. yes.
hi-tek was really cool, from what i remember! AND YOUR PICTURE IS SO MUCH BETTER. lol.
i'm pretty stoked that it's friday.. even though every day this week has been a friday for me! i'm digging that it's raining.. PERFECT make out weather, just perfect. i happen to really enjoy hot weather with rain.. my cousin and i had a pretty sick rain dance party, til we got yelled at to come inside.. "you're gonna get sick!" oh poo. party poopers. on another note.. what the fuck's happening tonight!? call me.
i'm sorry shit. wednesdays are fun! i am fucking.. fucked up. my head is pounddddiiiinggg. i never want to look at alcohol ever again.. i know what i wanna do though, eat mango pudding for the rest of my life. tried that shit at dim sum today, hello craziness. could live off that shit.
talib and hi tek was fucking insane. people are like "fuck you were fucked last night" and i answer with, "fuck, you were there?!!!" i remember being at the stage and thinking fuck this is soooo good, focus on what they are sayinggg.. and lyrics that escaped my mouth was shit like "akjhsjgaa corner ajhdjsb fuck i need water". lol, just death.
anyway, i am on a crazy nas tip. yeah yeah, i always listen to nas.. but i'm heavy on nas right now like.. you don't understand. i can't.. fucking.. stop. life has been, come home, watch every nas video ever made, mtv nas diary, vh1's driven w/nas, nas interviews, then every album in rotation. so i decided to throw up "can't forget about you" for throwback thursday. it's a fucking dope video.. when he's on that bench with the QB backdrop, oh boy. as a bonus, chrisette's voice is fucking crazy. enjoy it.
i have a thing for intelligent gangsters.. and all of you know my style, i spend my dough but i still let it pile.
.. this would be longer but.. i'm going to go puke my guts out now. hot sex on a platter.
and i'm here to let you in on some things that be waaaack and shit!
WHAT'S WACK WEDNESDAY!
guy: "yo do you have a spare cigarette?" botch: "nah dude, sorry." guy: "why ? is that your last one?" botch: "nope, but i only have like two.. guy: "how much do those run you?" botch: "$14." guy: "fuck that's expensive, you shouldn't be smoking." NO DUDE. YOU shouldn't be smoking, you can't fucking afford it! things that are wack from this story: guy being contradicting, guy being smelly, guy being fucking rude, guy making me want to blow smoke in his face.
EMBARRASSING MOMENTS LIKE THIS ONE: girl: i'm wearing the same underwear, so i can't bang him tonight cause i banged him yesterday and he'll noticeeee..!! are you hooking up..? botch: hahahaha uhhh no.. i'm not hooking up.. i'm wearing fucking pineapple scratch and sniff underwear.. it has pictures of fucking pineapples all over it. ** girl and botch exit bathroom ** girl: HAHAHAH.. pineapples. random stranger: pineapples?! DO TELL. girl: this girl, SHE'S FUCKING WEARING SCRATCH AND SNIFF UNDERWEAR.. IT'S PINEAPPLES!! AHAHAHAHAAH thanks man. ahahah fucking thanks for telling the entire club what kind of underwear i'm wearing. ahahah.
FIND YOUR LOVE VIDEO that has to be one of the wackest videos evaaahhh.. what is with the blazing drake taking up half that video.. all i kept seeing was drake inhaling. lol seriously drizzy, even jamaica couldn't help you.. you are a music video fail.
NO EXPERIENCE AND A SHIT LOAD OF MOUTH this is when people give you advice on something they've never been through. "well if he's talking to another girl, you should just dump him". uhm?! what the fuck are you talking about?! you don't know anything. did i even ask you for your advice?! no. i really didn't. back the fuck up.
TEEN MOMS CONNECTING WITH TEEN MOMS when 16 year olds who have babies go up to other 16 year olds with babies and say things like "omg your son is so adorable!!".. WHEN REALLY, both girls used to be the worst of enemies.. they hated each other.. but since they both fucked up and had babies, they talk to each other.. AND THE ONLY REASON WHY THEY TALK TO EACH OTHER, is to make themselves feel good about their mistake. below the belt botch, below the belt. maybe.
DROPPING YOUR TOOTHBRUSH so i was extremely tired this morning.. i couldn't sleep last night because i was scaring myself to shit.. i kept on thinking that the creaks in the floors were ghosts that wanted to eat me.. WHICH IS WHY I CANT LIVE ALONE PEOPLE! i'm accepting roommate applications! lol.. anyway, when i woke up i was EXTREMELY groggy.. kind of like the yoplait commercials, except instead of that reggae joint it was hip hop nation playing. so i wake up, and i'm brushing my teeth when i grab my lipstick.. which was on a shelf above the toilet.. my groggy self, knocks my toothbrush into the toilet.. there i stand, kind of dazed, with a mouth full of toothpaste looking at my toothbrush in the toilet.. and the only thing that escapes my foamy mouth is, "shit. that sucks".
POPULAR SHIT THE IPAD! the ipad has to be the most gimmicky waste of money EVER. please do yourselves a fucking favor, and DO NOT get one.. ARE YOU PEOPLE AWARE OF THIS!? seriously, people only like shit cause it's new. people don't even take their time to think.. this piece of shit is an absolute waste of money.. it runs the same fucking OS as a FUCKING IPHONE! that should say enough. even that velcro+ipad video couldn't save this fucking thing. invest your money on shit that you will actually benefit from. not the shit that companies brainwash customers to think is ill na na. this world is dumb.. they ed hardy dumb.
ON THINGS THAT ARE NOT WACK.. i totally was mis-charged my pack of belmonts today, $7.76, when they're supposed to be $14.10!! fuck yeah son, fuck yeah son.. i totally didn't even notice til i left and saw my receipt. i was so tired this morning. still am actually, i'm trying to get hyped for talib tonight. WHAT?! you're going to see talib botcho!? i sure as the fuck am. ALSO.. nas is saying a lost tapes 2 and 3 might be coming our way soonskies.. FUCKFUCKFUCK YESSSSS!!!!!
ALSO, i've been asked for my song listing that i've used in may.. so here are the songs i used:
MAY 2010 kid cudi, chip - all talk justice - DVNO beastie boys, q-tip - get it together lil wayne - single usher - omg trey songz - say ah rampage, busta - wild for da night fat joe - the shit is real dj jazzy jeff - practice consequence - let u live usher - hey daddy kid cudi - know why timbaland - the way i am beastie boys - you gotta fight beastie boys - sabotage travis mccoy - billionaire
i was on a big beastie boys tip last month. i currently have had distant relatives in my player since i bought it and haven't taken it out.. so a nas playlist is up. enjoy biatches.
ACTUALLY, FUCK THAT. i'm almost ALWAYS holding something. cigarettes, a drink, a lighter, keys, a camera.. there is always something in my hands. seriously. i'm sure if you checked every picture i've posted, 90% of the time, i'm holding something. i'm a very touchy person.. when i meet people, i appreciate a good fucking firm handshake. unhhh yeah, handshake. nice and firm baby, nice and firm. i think i always have my berry on hand because i honestly NEVER hear it. if i put it in my purse or some shit, you can expect your call to not be answered.. which happens.. and when i respond to people it's usually followed by "holy five years later!".. YEAH I KNOW. i'm not a good phone person. the thing that's the worst about this is bbm.. because the person you're talking to can totally see whether you've read their message or not.. so i usually see a message, and say, "okay, i'll respond right after i leave/pee/finish this drink/order/tie my shoe" whatever.. it doesn't happen. then i get the bitch treatment, "BOTCH WHY THE FUCK ARENT YOU TALKING TO ME!?".. i'm sorry people, shit! pressing on that, my memory is horrible. like, it's literally fucked to shit.. i don't even remember half the shit i've blogged about. i might've already said all of this shit already. if your lead into a conversation starts with "yo botch, remember that time when.." no. no mother fucker i don't. i don't remember shit. i don't remember appointments, none of that.. for some reason though, i'm semi-good at remembering birthdays. IN FACT.. i just typed out the birthdays, but i decided to write something else.. so i backspaced remembering birthdays, but i FORGOT what i was going to add, so i added birthdays back in. LOL. fuck me. i also have no fucking sense of direction.. when i travel, airport staff is my best friend. "hi, can you help me?".. "sure, you just have to go straight make a left, past that blue.." and i'm lost. so i go a few steps and ask another person, cuz i am fucking dense. i get lost in fucking malls. it's ridiculous.. when i do remember locations or addresses, my friends are shocked like "whaaattttt.. look who's giving me directions!" yeah bitches. it might be rare, but it happens.. and when it does, it's cool sunglasses time. i'm really loud, and vocal.. and i swear all the time everywhere, and i catch myself doing it and apologize to the world. it happens too frequently and i feel like people look at me like "darn this little hoodlum! punk kids".. at the same time, whilst apologizing, i could give a fuck. i jump on benches and banisters downtown, and walk them like tight ropes. middle finger to the world, cause i'm enjoying my own. that sounds so emo, but i swear i'm a pretty up beat person.. believe me! i laugh just as loud as i cuss.
i have a list of things to blog about and i'm going to try and get through all of them this week.. i haven't really been doing shit aside from working and what not. my cousin recently introduced me to this comedian named jo koy, and i have spent countless hours watching his shit. he has to be one of the funniest fuckers on the planet, and not only that but he's fucking hot. fuuuucckkkk.. a sense of humor is so sexy.. he has this one bit where he talks about how his son plays with his dick and i was dyingggg.. i've watched it four times since she's showed me.. and i won't tell you when she showed me but i will say it was recently. check him out.. here's the vid. laugh a little. no choose-day today cause i really couldn't think of anything to ask you. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM?
Consistently making a mess of things, she's either "funny" or "weird". Botcho usually finds herself awake for too long despite her love of sleep. She's busy exploring the world with a taste for fashion, concerts, breaking rules, hair dying and pizza. She only calls herself a writer in an attempt for her blog to make sense. For all business inquiries, you can contact her mom.
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