MOTHER FUCKER IT'S SNOWY.

DON'T LOOK AT ME!

my body is certainly playing tricks on me. i don't feel great. i'm basically stuck between doctors being like "i dunno what it is, do this".. but their "do this"'s.. DONT WORK. so fuccckkkk itttttt..! i'll just "wait". it's friday and i look like shit, i don't want anyone to see me.. so i'm in hiding.. at least i have nice hair?! hahaha anyway, photo friday, here are some pics from my phone.. i've actually been doing real good with the random picture taking! thanks blackberry!

PHOTO FRIDAY

i make the foods for my boyfrans.


i take a lot of food pictures :S


lunch break! ya ya ya!


it's a hockey time!


red lights and sin city morning fog


hi chloe:)


HOME FOR EASTER!!!!!! :)


nothin better.


horny kiara bum fucking stuffed animals.


WHY ARE YOU SCARED OF ME?!


what should be our car cds today ladies and germs!?


i watch tfc when i don't have to :(


waiting. waiting. doctors. doctors.


poor pharmacy technicians.. i feel sorry for them having to read doctor's notes like theseeee..


this doctor was MUCH neater.


another hospital bracelet to add the collection! i'll never beat my cousin jamie, but i'm up to the challenge. just kidding. i want the both of us to be healthy always! lol & NO WORRIES PEOPLE! i'm fine!!

i watched the diary of justin bieber.. and liked it! hahahaha. what was with him being all princess when the bar hit his arm?! omg.. diva.. but when he went to the window to sing to the fans that couldn't get in.. if that shit is not for the cameras, that is certainly admirable.
so big shout out to my sister, for helping me out yesterday and today, and making me laugh in crappy situations.. even if you made fun of me!! to my boyfriend for loving me regardless of how swollen and mean i am! to chris for googling things to help me out! for my cousin for taking me to the doctors and forcing vast amounts of water into me! & to everyone else who put up with my mood swings, childish ways, anger, crying, and self-pity.. you definitely helped me out these past three days.. SO THANK YOU!
i'm going to continue to hide now.. see you people when i'm all.. or even half better!@! bye people!

HAPPY HUMP DAY.

some days i really love wednesdays.. you get that fuck yeah it's almost the weekend.. some times the day goes fucking shitty as fuck. time is slow and your eyes wanna shut down.. today was fucking beautiful. the weather was bomb.. and i went to the mall. i'm not a mall person, i hate the mall and everybody in it.. you'll probably see me in a mall at a maximum of like 4 times a year.. and that's a generous four.. i didn't hate today though.. i had a good day with my cousin and came home happy and ready to lay down in my bed.. but even with that, i still gotta say what's wack..

WHAT'S WACK WEDNESDAY

CIGARETTE TAX TELL ME HOW A PACK OF BELMONTS COST ME $14. wtf is that shit!? i was aware that cigarette tax was going up 50 cents.. but i didn't realize it would hurt me that bad til i actually had to buy a pack. i is getting robbed. cigarettes in the states are like $3. we need to get on that shit. damn this free health care. damn ittttt..

SPRING NO BREAK spring break without the break cause you just end up working more. getting a bigger paycheque will be so dope.. but yooo.. OH WAIT! FRIDAY IS GOOD FRIDAY!! so tomorrow is actually my friday.. so technically speaking.. it's thursday! shit son.. maybe this isn't so bad afterall.. OH WAIT! i found a way to complain about it.. friday is a holiday, and it's a part of spring break?! that's cheating.

BREAK-UP SEASON i swear to life, late march, early april.. totally break up season. this isn't really wack, but what is wack is hurting people. i don't know what the fuck is up with spring, but it makes people fucking crazy. people tend to do such fucked up shit, and THAT is wack. spring is fucking shit for making people psychotic bitch azz cunt fucked dyke lookin pricked assholes.. i some how need to find a way to turn spring into capsules.. and then sell it. i will be the richest drug lord to ever have lived!!

WU-TANG YES. wu tang on what's wack wednesdays..! for being sold out everywhere i go! WHAT THE FUCK! i want the massacre. WINNIPEG DOESNT EVEN LIKE HIP HOP ONLY I DO! stop trying to steal it winnipeg! you fuckers! ..okay sigh. i'm glad the album is being purchased, they deserves the penny.. BUT FUCK! can you guys wait to buy your copy til i get mine!? cool thaaanks.

SLOW FUCKS BECAUSE THEY'RE DUMB today i went to get bubble tea in the boonies. it was the boonies, so there was literally no one in the fucking place.. and girl took for-fucking-ever to make my shit. LOOK LITTLE GIRL, there is no time to be fucking dilly dally'ing.. i fucking want my shit! i have things to not do, and people to not see, so make me my drank and be on with your life..!! when i walked in stupid hoe was fucking reading a magazine while a table was covered with cups and napkins. get off your ass you dumb bitch! don't worry people, i left my blog open in their little "cyber area" so hopefully she'll read this.. i could've written a fuckin entry waiting that long. hahah.. she totally said "thanks for coming" so nicely when i was leaving too.. LOL im such an asshole. 5YN-tifik.blogspot.com you stupid mothah suckah!!

HAIR CONDITIONER i'm not sure if i'm the only person who has this problem, but i ALWAYS, ALWAYS, run out of conditioner before shampoo.. shit fucking baffles me! am i supposed to use less?! i feel like i use less.. i make a pretty reasonable ration.. and it sucks not having conditioner.. shampoo is not the same without conditioner! and DO NOT even get me STARTED about 2 in 1.. ugggghhhh!! one day however, i noticed this.. the conditioner bottles are always less of an amount than the shampoo.. DAMN YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS.. except for pantene pro-v, which actually has more conditioner in their bottles than shampoo.. but i still ran out of the shampoo first.. ramble ramble izz what i doooo..

B'S MOM: so you weren't at work today, did you get a doctor's note?
B: yeahhhhhh..
B'S MOM: well.. where is it?
B: it's in my car.
B'S MOM: you didn't go!
B: yeahhhh.....i didn't (dammit).

your weakest moments are your strongest emotions.. some times you gotta drop kick life in the face, get up and say "fuck it, i'm fucking awesome". dude, you're fucking awesome, and it's almost the fucking weekend.. so let's drop kick the weekend in the fucking face. i love you bitch, and anyone that does, will treat you fucking awesome.. and to anyone that doesn't.. well.. we'll nickname them life.

SHE TALKS TOO MUCH AND HER VOICE IS ANNOYING..

but i won't shut up cuz thats just how i am!! what a PERFECT day to blog about things that are wack. can we get lost between god and a shot of scotch please?

"girls dig forbidden guys, i think that's why vampires are so popular right now."

ARE LILY AND CHUCK NOT THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD. what's with her though?! is she pregnant?! with serena's dad?! cuz if so that's laaame. i for one, am not pregnant, i'm just fat. hahaha. fuck. i is so loving chuck though. he's so perfect. swag for days, swag for mother fuckin days. bonibelle was able to ditch class today with me for some starbucks. snow makes me want starbucks. i think every time it snows, i just gotta have it. actually, a lot of things make me want starbucks.
so nas didn't graduate high school, and is planning to get his high school diploma which is pretty outrageous.

WHAT'S WACK WEDNESDAY

THIS MORNING because i woke up to snow..?! WTF?! there was no snow yesterday. and traffic was SLLLLLLLLOOOOWWW.. i got to my destination 25 mother fucking minutes late. thanks snow, you bitch azzzz.

CHUCK BASS' MOM you evil dirty little hoe! what is your deal!? are you really his mom?! did you pay someone to fake that dna test?! WHAT IS YOUR DEAL! i hate you!

JENNY you're another idiot. clearly damien was ugly first of all. & he's a drug dealer!! & not even a cool drug dealer! he's lame. you took a really long time to get in my good books jenny, stop fucking everything up!

KELIS you should've pickeed me nas, you should. have. picked. me.

GUCCI MANE i don't care what you say nike talk, he is lame.

YOU for thinking that you're better than me. fuck you.

LONG DIRTY HAIRED BITCHES who sit in front of me! and i have no other place to sit (at like the theatre or some shit).. and their hair hangs over the back of their chair, and it's frizzy/oily/dirty.. this is death scary.. "don't touch the hair botch.. don't touch the hair".. one time i almost sneezed on the bitch, wasn't even worried about spittin on her hair, i was more worried about bitch's hair swaying from my sneeze gust and touchin me.

BLACKBERRY DESKTOP SOFTWARE YOU PIECE OF SHIT. work when i tell you to work! dammit!

BLOG SHUT DOWN all these blogs that i once followed on blogspot are getting shut down. it's scaring me to shit. more than blogspot is getting shut down actually.. and if i ever get shut down, i lose all of this:( please don't shut me down blogger! i really need to get my own domain some day.

WET SOCKS you know.

NOT GETTING COMMENTS cuz you know. that shit sucks and what not.

what bugs you?!

IT WAS FRIDAY NIGHT AND WE DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO..

& IT ENDED UP BEING LIVE..

so hit the jump.

FRIDAY NIGHT @ REPUBLIC

"get me out of this asian infested area."


cuz n' abs!


drop a bomb on em


budweiser makes a happy home


fuck shoes, i go out in my socks beetch!


we're a massacre=(


top five in the girls department


top five in the boys department


cause he keeps me from getting lost and loves hip hop!.. not as much as me though.


boys boys over here!


not there.. over here!


check it out eazy-e's in the buildin!!


TMZ spotted


peace bitches


maribeth wants to..


bianca wants to..


YOU ACT LIKE YOU DONT WANNA!


but you wanna!


holy shit, is this reality or am i dreaming.. or..?


nope.. it's really matt!


i'm better at science, okay?


thanks marti..!!


freddie fauni out from hiding!






time to calm eazy down


i dunno what this was but it was probably something along the lines of "no i'm good guys, i'm good.. i'm sorry botcho i didnt mean to do that.. nah guys, im good yo, im good.. you're my bro.. i'm good!"


they know.


allison too gangsta.. "yo you spilled ur drink on my feet!" "well maybe you shouldnt be wearing those shoes, theyre in the way of my drink.." that shit is legit.


ALL THE WAY FROM CALGARY!


..and wearing the same shirt as jono! lol


i ask the bartender to take a pic for me, and he takes one of himself..
but he's so hot, so it's okay. hottie!


well he did take this.. "A" for effort:)


holy hollywood.








it's hard to see when u guys are ready when its so dark .. sorrehhhh hahaha


five dollars on jono!


HI NICK!


"marti take a picture with me"
"okay."
"WHAT REALLY !? OMG IM EXCITED"


"HEYY RICHARD, right?"










JEFFREY!


j au, son!


tuazon vs. tuazon


marti you're so handsome:)


no fighting family though.


jono agrees.


everyone should just go chill by the wall.


i mean.. roger's doing it.


he looks like he's chill.


definitely.. everybody, by the wall!


no, more chillin than that!


still, too rowdy!


there it is:) prettyyyyys.




CHAMPAGNE SPARKLERS!


coolnessss


edwin!


hi:)


WSH<3


meeting by the pillar


topic: why yeezys blow, by jason au


can i get a cup of you!


you act like i'm not funny..


style wars


too easy.


they go hard..


botcho, is dat chu?


im confused!


mcdonalds time!




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND END.


pens won. that was good. republic. that was good. i love my friends!!
i'll post the rest of the pics tomorrow or some-ting.
in other news, i have like forty billion mosquito bites. fack! im so itchy! you tiny little bastards! i dont even donate my blood, what makes u think yall can have it!?.. hey.. could u catch aids from a mosquito?! ..just a thought.
lakers won, that was gay. i just watched the game cause i didnt wanna watch it yesterday, ughughughugh. hi. that was probably the most boring game in life. so whatevah.
i've been getting a crazy amount of anonymous comments lately.. and by crazy amount, i mean like 5:( hahahaha. whether you're hating me, or loving me, i give a fuck-less.. i love comments! 5YN-tifik! DOT! BLOGSPOT! DOT! COM!
hating on detroit jerseys was like ill na na. ahhaha. "MALKIN! MALKIN!" goodness. i'm hilarious. blazing to "embrace the martian" is good times.
steak is great. steak + beer + ribs+ blazing + slurpees+ belmonts + good hip hop + hot dogs + hockey + friends = my weekend, and it was fucking great. the only thing that was not so great is these fucking mosquito bites!! fucks sake. that and getting a fucking sunglasses tan on my face. don't start laughing yet, it's not visible at the moment.
IT IS SO HOT! today i am thankful for air conditioning.
like you walk outside and ugh.. you're just sweat already. REEEEEEDICULOUSO.
humid humid humid. i wish i had a tiny tiny tiny ak-47. it'd be a genocide of mosquitoes >=)