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Thursday, October 24, 2013

MY SOUL IS BACK!

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

HELLO MOTHER FUCKER, HEY, HI, HOW YOU DURR?!

HI BLOG READING FRIENDS! it's been a minute. you'd think since i actually don't have any books to read right now, i'd have more time for bloggin.. but that hasn't really been the case. i have been christmas crazy, music crazy, botch crazy, and working my mother fucking ass off. i'm currently dealing with a blackberry battery that i want to take and throw against a cement wall. piece of shit. it's taking every bone in my body not to buy a new one. $90 for a fucking battery?! that is some shit.. and i refuse to buy a battery OR ANYTHING for myself until i have everyone on my christmas list checked off. three days before christmas and i'm not done. hey. cool.
my boyfriend and i have been hitting up the city.. bus style. the weather has been too beautiful lately not to. our christmas grazing together has been so wonderful.. if you can find a dude to come into girly boutiques with you and not complain about it, take that champ and tie him down ladies, tie him down.
i've lost my tan. completely. it's long gone.. and it feels like i'm a completely different person. one guy today, says to me.. "that 'paris' on your wrist, you're french?. and i was all, whoa! you can tell i'm white?! and he's all.. oh yeah, you have white girl written all over you.. and i'm all.. yeah? that's my story. hope it works for ya.
.. but ! NOW! now that things are finally starting to simmer down.. and by simmer down, i don't mean simmer down.. i mean, now that things are going so busy, but not so busy that i can actually have some what of a life.. let's hang out!! FRIENDS! HIT UP MY BERRY.. and if you can't do that, cause that devil electronic only works when it feels like it.. then just come out to the daft punk party tonight. i promised the cudder i'd go with him a few months ago, so i'm skipping a few hip hop parties tonight to have some fun with people in helmets and cool colors. scarborough and i are feeling good.. let's paint this town drunk.

no work tomorrow means a fuck of a rager tonight. if not for daft punk, or tron, or alive, then for the holidays people, for the holidays.

xoxo.

Friday, May 28, 2010

FRIDAY, FRIDAY, FRIDAY.

helloooo everyyybodddyyy it's friday!!

PHOTO FRIDAY!!!!!

this is my mom's dog. it's been a year and a half since i've seen her. she is fucking chubs now!!

allison and i got artsy fartsy and went to the art gallery. we gathered at things and pretend we knew the thousand year old history that followed the pieces.. but we mostly took pictures like ninjas to avoid getting kicked out by security. who doesnt love naked art?!

this is myra. he does not like pictures.

sushi that make you really crazzzyyy!! omg. i was dying.

i dunno why we found this so funny.

yeah yeah! play that violin baby girl!

lunch break with bonibelle.. can we get some fucking fountain water up in this bitch or what?!

blaze. eat cupcakes. it's the life.

heeadbusst.

hi happy birthday:)

im not sure why all of these are diff. sizes but yeaahahhh

why are you mad at me?!

that's all the pictures i took. i have been slacking on the picture taking lately.. either that or i haven't really been going anywhere?! what!? who cares!! it's friday!!

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

BLACKBERRY VOMIT !!!

ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I HATE MY BLACKBERRY TO THE DEEPEST SLUMS OF HELL. SOME DAYS, IT CAPTURES MY LIFE

my blackberry's filling up.. i gotta dump some of it. they're totally not in order cuz the internet's a gay. can i present to you some blackberry vomit?!

what chu talkin bout ryder?!

in the depths of a basement we found this beer mug.. he has a hand to serve beer, while his other hand is giving us the finger?! what the fuck beer mug!?

bio hazard, you can't enter. only i can.

no bathroom pictures, please.

this is my boyfriend!! i miss him:(

african pot! my favorite kind of pot.

ryder likes my purse and i like ryder!

sit in your car staring at the sun roof while it's raining. i guarantee a good time.

LOOOOLLL.. seriously, when i pulled this out of the q-tip thing i was dying.. q-tip malfunction. the cotton was like the size of a quarter

all day long baby. it's all i do.. watch usher over and over again. daddddyyyyy's homeeeee..

a lot of this.. A LOT.

someone was snorting sugar in the bathroom.

that's all for now..what's wack up next.. but for now check this charice vid out. lol@ the luda verse.. these hand actions need to settle down though.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

SHE TALKS TOO MUCH AND HER VOICE IS ANNOYING..

but i won't shut up cuz thats just how i am!! what a PERFECT day to blog about things that are wack. can we get lost between god and a shot of scotch please?

"girls dig forbidden guys, i think that's why vampires are so popular right now."

ARE LILY AND CHUCK NOT THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD. what's with her though?! is she pregnant?! with serena's dad?! cuz if so that's laaame. i for one, am not pregnant, i'm just fat. hahaha. fuck. i is so loving chuck though. he's so perfect. swag for days, swag for mother fuckin days. bonibelle was able to ditch class today with me for some starbucks. snow makes me want starbucks. i think every time it snows, i just gotta have it. actually, a lot of things make me want starbucks.
so nas didn't graduate high school, and is planning to get his high school diploma which is pretty outrageous.

WHAT'S WACK WEDNESDAY

THIS MORNING because i woke up to snow..?! WTF?! there was no snow yesterday. and traffic was SLLLLLLLLOOOOWWW.. i got to my destination 25 mother fucking minutes late. thanks snow, you bitch azzzz.

CHUCK BASS' MOM you evil dirty little hoe! what is your deal!? are you really his mom?! did you pay someone to fake that dna test?! WHAT IS YOUR DEAL! i hate you!

JENNY you're another idiot. clearly damien was ugly first of all. & he's a drug dealer!! & not even a cool drug dealer! he's lame. you took a really long time to get in my good books jenny, stop fucking everything up!

KELIS you should've pickeed me nas, you should. have. picked. me.

GUCCI MANE i don't care what you say nike talk, he is lame.

YOU for thinking that you're better than me. fuck you.

LONG DIRTY HAIRED BITCHES who sit in front of me! and i have no other place to sit (at like the theatre or some shit).. and their hair hangs over the back of their chair, and it's frizzy/oily/dirty.. this is death scary.. "don't touch the hair botch.. don't touch the hair".. one time i almost sneezed on the bitch, wasn't even worried about spittin on her hair, i was more worried about bitch's hair swaying from my sneeze gust and touchin me.

BLACKBERRY DESKTOP SOFTWARE YOU PIECE OF SHIT. work when i tell you to work! dammit!

BLOG SHUT DOWN all these blogs that i once followed on blogspot are getting shut down. it's scaring me to shit. more than blogspot is getting shut down actually.. and if i ever get shut down, i lose all of this:( please don't shut me down blogger! i really need to get my own domain some day.

WET SOCKS you know.

NOT GETTING COMMENTS cuz you know. that shit sucks and what not.

what bugs you?!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

PROPER!

BLAME IT ON THE A-A-A-ALCOHOL..
blackberrys, dennys, bitch drinks and bud after the jump!
republic?! so random.. in fact, so random that i wore the same thing i wore last weekend cause i'm so grimey and un-original like that.. i need clothes. help! it ended up being pretty good, because good people = good times.. and denny's is great, because well, breakfast at 3am should be a daily routine.. and ima leave it at that cause im lazy as fuck to type and pictures speak louder than words!