i just came to get lost between god and a shot of scotch?
THESE PAST FEW DAYS HAVE BEEN SO FUCKED UP.
i'm usually not one to complain, i mean, it might seem to many that i'm a pussy and can't deal with shit.. but you try a day in my shoes, 5 bills says you wouldn't be able to take it. i'm pretty good at brushing shit off, shoving it into a jar, closing that shit tight and moving on like everything's fucking peachy. which probably isn't the best way to go about things, but it's my way. so that's what i plan to do.. although i must admit, my box of jars is getting kind of full.. luckily i have the greatest friends to help me carry the load. bonibelle, bianca, my boys, my sister, my brother. they're all pretty fucking legit. so with them, limitations can't be set. no matter what happens EVER, i'll end up being okay.. with that said, i had lunch with some righteous people, plane tickets booked, my internet's running smoothly and i'm in a good mood.. so let's get to bloggin.
25 THINGS I JUST GOTTA DO
..before i die.
i wrote a list about five years ago, it's up to about 185 if i can remember correctly.. of things that i would like to do/accomplish before my time is up.. i get about one crossed off every.. 4 months, which is pretty pathetic.. but once october hits, i plan to go pretty hard at getting it done.. and once i hit the age of 25, i plan to spend that entire year working on that list. i can't find the list at the moment, so i'm going to do what i can from memory. here goes it.
1. GET SOMETHING PUBLISHED it doesn't have to be a book. i really want to write a book, but i only have one i really WANT to write. i'd rather have an article or an interview published. do any publishers read my blog!? PUBLISH ME SON!
2. GET A TATTOO roger! let's get our first tattoos together! i know what tattoo i've wanted since i was 15.. which makes me think it's a proper tattoo to get. i just haven't manned up enough to actually do it. i don't have the fucking balls either.. and i don't want to get it where i live.. meaning, i want to get it while i'm on vacation or something. i want it to be spontaneous, but at the same time i want it to look good. cheers to hoping that happens.
3. MEET NAS yeah. nas is my hero. i say this pretty much every day and sometimes people are like, "well what if nas thinks you're a douche?!" well then.. that.. would really blow hahaha. i don't really know guys, if nas thinks i'm a douche, then that'll really suck.. cuz i done been waiting for like how many years to meet dude. i have a feeling when i meet him i'm gonna mumble and mess up my words but try and play it cool and it'll be a big mess anyway.. which i totally don't mind. meeting him, even if it's embarrassing, will still make me happy. he's my fucking idol!
4. MAKE OUT IN THE RAIN not planned though. just happens.
5. SWIM WITH DOLPHINS cuz i wanna touch a dolphin so badly! they just look so soft and righteous don't they?!
6. GO TO PARIS .. i HAVE to. i just have to.
7. DONATE BLOOD i've tried to donate blood, but i was never able to because my iron is always too low. so one day, when my iron is top notch, i want to get into that hospital and just be like, stab me bitches im donatin!! i'm just in it for the free cookies and juice afterward.. just kidding. i really want to do this, and hope i get the chance to!
8. SHOOT A GUN aggie?! what happened to our shooting range date!?
9. SKY-DIVE my dad did this all the time, and he took my sister a few times, so i feel like i just have to. i don't wanna do it til i'm like 25 though.. if i can, i'd like to go with my sister. i think that'd be so ill.. but she'd have one up on me cause she's done it before.. maybe not then. ahhahaha. she's just professional lol..
10. BUY A PLANE TICKET .. by buy a plane ticket i mean, go to the airport and say "what international flight leaves next?!" and buying that ticket. no matter where it is.
11. SEND A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE i plan to do this in october. the message will say "5YN-tifik dot blogspot dot com".. holla son.
12. BE THE BOSS so i checked my lottery tickets, and i won! but only $2.. so i guess my sneaker boutique is put on hold til the next lottery pot.. which is cool cuz i don't want 30 million, i want 50.
13. STAND BEHIND A WATERFALL and then make-out behind it.. if permitted. showering in a waterfall would be pretty cool too.. but i guess it would have to be like.. a really soft hitting waterfall. a small one.. still game.
14. TEACH SOMEONE ILLITERATE TO READ because i think i can do it.. and i think i would be able to do it without making the person feel like an idiot. i think everyone in the world deserves the gift of reading, and to give someone that option would be such a good feeling.. for the both of us.
15. RUN A MARATHON i've already ran a marathon, but i was 17. so that was four years ago.. i'd like to run a marathon again.. and i know bianca's game so?
16. GO TO A BLUES BAR IN CHICAGO because chicago is home to the blues.
17. SURF i've been boogie boarding, and jet-skiing, and tubing.. but i haven't been surfing. i'm pretty scared of surfing because surfers get attacked by sharks (they think the surfboards are seals) so this would really be a triumphy moment for me.. ay richard! wutanG.
18. ATTEND THE SUPER BOWL then dag.
19. HOST SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE uhm. shut up! i can totally do it. possibilities are endless! you wait and see bitches.. you wait and see..
20. GIVE $100 TO A BUSKER as soon as i win the lottery, this is one of the first things i will do. i have a soft spot for buskers. they don't beg, they're workin for their shit.. on their fuckin' hustle.. i've gone through some pretty hard days, then i hear like a crazy radiohead/green day cover, and my day is good again. i'd like to give them that good day feeling one day.
21. MEET LUPE FIASCO the chance is coming close people! it's coming close..!
22. HAVE A GRAND WEDDING a huuuuge wedding. with doves!! "YOU KNOW WHY?! CUZ I CAN AFFORD IT!" - mikey. so down..
23. STAR-GAZE WITH SOMEONE ILL NA NA i did this with my ex-boyfriend, but it was kind of short-lived.. like we only watched stars for like fifteen minutes before we decided to go back to the party and get drunker hahahah.. plus toronto's downtown lights kind of take away from actual star-gazing. i wanna stare at the stars for a good hour, at least.. i guess camping kind of counts but i was too head bust to like remember it. hahaha.
24. LIVE IN AN ANOTHER COUNTRY FOR AT LEAST A YEAR at LEAST. new york counts. big up to new york.
25. BECOME PERFECTLY FLUENT IN AN ANOTHER LANGUAGE because my french, tagalog and spanish are fucking mediocre. i want french first.. so i can go to paris..!
i had another 25 before this, and my internet shut down and i pretty much lost it. it fucking blows. so i'm going to have to re-write that again.. my internet is fucking corrupt to shit, just like my life! ay! hahahah. in other news.. BIANCA IS HEREEEE!! yayayyayayyyy!! lezz parttyy like it's 1999 on a budget! holla. VIP on a budget.
weekend was crazy. pure crazy. can't even talk about it, cuz it was too crazy.. and they're only bound to get crazier. so waddup world, come fucking party with me bitches!! i'll see you at alive! i also finally got my passport in.. so if anyone wants to go to chicago this weekend?! just throwin it out there.. HI ALI.. i just wanna say i wanna play with your son.. ! i didn't get a chance to at the beach cuz i was so hungovverrr and gross feeling. that is all..!
when i first started this blog, i wasn't sure where it was going to go. i mean, at the time, i had facebook.. and i decided to start a blog and de-activate my facebook. i no longer wanted a facebook account for many reasons. i find if people want to communicate with me, i have a cell phone. i'm kind of old-fashioned. i believe in letters, and phone calls. i think that if i'm important enough, there are ways to contact me, and facebook is lazy. i don't need to "keep in touch" through facebook. nah, if people really care, it's not that hard to get to me. i like blogging because it's more me, everything here is designed by me. i put my time and effort in to this blog.. and if you find me interesting, you read it. if you find my words semi-decent, you comment. waddup world, thanks for the word.
due to the hardships i've faced during this series, i've received a lot of help from you fuckers! a lot of suggestions, and that's word, too awesome. so.. for this 25, i'm doing nothing but questions/25 suggestions i've received from my readers! even though some of you punk asses are too shy to leave a name.. pansies. some of them are kind of hard to do 25, 25's a big number, so i decided to group them all together. i'll do what i can with them.. i hope the grouping doesn't get too confusing lol.. once again though, thanks.. bitches!
25 SUGGESTIONS
1. PLACES I'D LIKE TO LIVE well after living in toronto, i'd like to step my game up to new york.. but that's only if my life is right. i'm not gonna move there without any game plan. i know that all people with dreams are like "i wanna live in new york!" and i always think those people are homos. hahaha. i don't see it as homo when i say it, cause well.. i'm awesome.. but really, i'm a city girl, i need to live in a city world. i'm one of the few people who could never live on like.. a beach. don't get it twisted, i LOVE the beach, i love the ocean.. but i also love snow, and christmas, and lights, and subways, and buses, and traffic, and walking, and cafes.. if you gave me a beach, and a park bench in new york, and said, "pick a place to read".. i'd pick the bench. call me an odd ball.. BUT.. i will DEFINITELY come back to winnipeg. it will always be number one, no matter what.
2. PLACES I'D LIKE TO VISIT PARIS! tokyo! chicago!!! holy lupe. but no really.. i really do.. AND AUSTRAILIA! and amsterdam.. and brazil.. oh lawd. i wanna see the world.. show me the world! i want to be able to tell me kids "one time i was so broke, i slept on this park bench in brazil, and it started to rain, and i had no food.. it was one of the greatest experiences of my life!!".. what's with me and park benches?! hahaha
3. THINGS I WOULD WANT ON A DESERTED ISLAND uhm.. a music player for sure. some food would be nice lol.. and either nas, kid cudi or alex, so i'd have someone to dangiddy dangiddy.. then we can just re-populate the island! and i can be ruler of ALL! ..haha? serious face. i'd want a picture of my parents, cause that would give me hope. a rosary, because when i get scared, i clutch on to my rosary like no thang.. and cigarettes. maybe some beer?! hahahah parrrrttyyy on an island bitch!!
4. MOMENTS TO RE-LIVE walking downtown toronto in the freezing cold with alex. i could re-live that any day!
5. UNFORGETTABLE JOKES/MOMENTS this one time, i dared marti (for one dollar) to jump the badminton pole in leadership. he took it as no problem. he had on these really baggy sweat pants.. like gangster baggy. anyway, he started at one end of the gym, to get a running start, and went for it.. but his baggy ass sweats, got caught on the badminton pole! so he got stuck, upside down, and kinda hung there for a bit, before falling on his head. oh. my. god. it was so awesome. his dick must've hurt so bad ahahahha.. HOWEVER, if he wasn't wearing those sweats, he would've totally cleared it.. no question. i'll give him that.
6. "yo! what class you got!?" arvin was asking one of us what class we had, it absolutely was not marti, cuz marti had the same class as arvin.. so obviously arvin knew that marti had the same class.. but marti turned around, gave the gun point and wink and said "dental." and we started dyinggg.. ahahhaha what the hell marti?! not you.. !! i know it doesn't sound that funny, but he really thought we were talking to him, and that he was soo cool ahhahaha. oh lawd.. okay that's my last marti story, i swear.
7. FAVORITE MOVIES CITY OF GOD. fuck all other movies.. okay. not really, but city of god is definitely number one. this movie is fucking amazing.. and i could watch it every day for the rest of my life. city of god all day! omg. i wanna watch it right now! funny thing is, i don't even own this movie.. i bought it twice and it got stolen twice. fuckin a.
8. the wackness. this movie isn't even that good ahahha. like the acting is mediocre, the story line is alright.. but damn. if ever i had a summer like this, i could die happy.. which might seem a little crazy to the people who've seen it.. but this was the best era for hip hop!! plus josh peck is so fucking hot in it..
9. the aviator..!! another movie i could watch forever. i love leonardo di caprio, whenever i think of him i think "fucking pansy".. but he really isn't.. like in the aviator, he's fucking boss.. and catch me if you can is wicked too.. and the departed.. okay. let's move on.
10. casino. FUCKING GANGSTER ASS MOVIE.
11. requiem for a dream. THE CINEMATOGRAPHY IN THIS MOVIE IS THE BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY OF ALL TIME. quote me on that shit. plus when that symphony goes off.. my heart stops and all i can think is "holy shit.. this is too crazy."
12. raging bull. nuff sed.
13. king of new york. OKAY YO! that subway scene, when walken whips out that fucking stack.. THAT SHIT IS TOO FUCKING GANGSTER.. when i first saw this scene, my jaw dropped. then when i got it on dvd, i fucking re-winded it and watched it over and over again like five times.. THAT SHIT IS TOO FUCKING BOSS~! omg. i need to watch it right now.
14. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. HELLLLLLOOOOO.. so fucking perfect. it's to die for! kate winslet is really a doll isn't she?! this movie was constructed so beautifully and made so simply.. yet it turned out so complex and makes your mind wander and has you thinking "how did they do that?!".. and at the same time, the story line really hits you hard.
15. belly. cause the acting sucks, but my boyfriend's in it! plus it's a smart movie, with quotes that are forever remembered, and inspiring.. even though the acting's wack lol.
16. the science of sleep. this movie + head bust = ill na na.
17. blow. because if blow wasn't in here, what kind of a person would i be?!
18. scarface, because i just have to.
19. GUILTY PLEASURES SMOKING. i know. it's fucking horrible.. but i fucking love it. it feels good. i'm not really into sweets and shit.. like.. i love ice cream, and cake and cookies.. but i can't eat them if they're too sweet. i eat chocolate like once every two months. i like really light pastries.. but smoking is definitely my number one guilty pleasure.. for suuure.
20. BEER. i fucking love beer. all the fucking time. well not all the time.. but i love a nice cold beer at the end of the day.. and it just makes me fat, so i feel horrible drinking it, but i'm like "ugh.. gimmie more..!!" haha. beer beer beer!
21. PHOBIAS dolls. as pansy as that sounds, if you leave me alone in a room with a doll, i will cry. i might even cry if you're in the room with me. i can't fucking stand them. it relates to when i was a kid.. i'll fill you in more if you want, i'll do a post about the trauma later.. but yeah.. i can't stand them. even typing this, is kind of hard for me. i like literally just looked over my shoulder cause i thought i saw something ahah. i know. it's fucking ridiculous.. but i seriously can't deal.. and if any fucker, decides that they think this is fucking funny, and you fuck with me!! i swear i will beat your ass down. don't. fucking. don't.
22. BUGS. i hate bugs. can't stand them. whenever i see one in my crib, i cover it with a glass, raid it, and wait for someone to handle it. cause.. ack. i don't like them.
23. FAVORITE ACTORS i LOVE nicholas cage.. love him. his cool movies though, like.. matchstick men. not his pansy movies. love christopher walken too.. he's a fucking boss everywhere. robert de niro is the fucking man.. leonardo di caprio.. brad pitt..george clooney.. i could go on forever. i decided not to do actresses cuz i dont really watch girls.. im into boy movies?!
24. FAVORITE ATHLETES (this isnt in order) carmelo, kobe, michael jordan, tom brady, larry bird, reggie jackson, derek jeter, luongo (i know, relax, he holds it down though).. BO JACKSON! holy. bo jackson too crazyyyyyy.. i love watching bo jackson from back in the day. nystrom & iginla:) i'd think of more but my mind is tired so i'll try and do a better post on this in the near future/. i might have to do a full 25 on this one ay?! i'll see what i can do..
25. FAVORITE SPORTS TEAMS long live.. THE CALGARY FLAMES. okay. and the bombers, ahahahah.. seriously though, fuck you, bombers all day. if toronto can like the raptors, i can like the bombers.. i might have to do a full 25 on this one too.. agh life!!
hahaha.. so fuck !! i obviously wasn't able to get all of the suggestions in.. so throw me more ideas, and i'll get them all in this weekend if my computer complies with me.. i might also re-do some of the ones where i can actually come up with 25. we'll see what'll work out. my internet is such a fucking bust lately!! this entry done took me two hours, which i'm pretty proud of. almost record-breaking folks! almost record-breaking!! i'm totally supposed to be rocking out at the pete rock show tonight.. but stupid rock the bells doesn't go down half the time. "guerilla union needs to re-think some things".. fucking true say. so now i'm stuck at the pad .. nothing's going down tonight as far as i know. my boyfriend went to pickering for the night so i guess it's just me and lize.. and some beer.. not that it's anything to complain about. i'm just fine staying in.. as long as i have my burr. cheers..!
oh. my. goodness. i am. so. mother fucking. tired. right now.. i totally should be calling bonibelle, but i realized i said i would write an entry by tonight so here i am! look at that people, dedication. MOTHER FUCKING DEDICATION. i wrote that two nights ago, but due to my lack of fucking internet, i'm only able to post it now.. i know right! thank goodness for the automatic saving of drafts.. it wouldn't have been very much fun to re-type this thing out five billion times.. but it's here now! finally!
i figure these don't need as much descriptions as my other 25s, because they're visual~! i wanna say thanks for all input in helping me think of 25s, you have no idea how much that shit helped.. bitches!! i'll try and take all ideas i've been given and make a post with them.. it's been hard to blog when you don't have the internet.. ANYWAY!! i thought i'd show you some things that inspire/amuse/humour me.. aka, 25 youtube vids. holler to lize for the idea. esco, let's go.
25 VIEWS!
25. my moms is down with the OPP.
24. "the people who don't feel this way.. they're robots!!" hahahahaha. i dunno about you, but the first time i watched this, i was blazed, and laughed for days. i just watched it again and it still makes me laugh! the ending is kind of lame, but everything between that is top notch.
23. possibly my favorite spoken word. i can only hope to reach this level one day. shihan could get it. this is honestly wifey material. "& i want a love that makes me regret how small my hands are, i mean, the lines on my palms don't give me enough time to love you as long as i'd like to-type-love.." ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AMAZING.
22. because the "fuck yeah bitch" made this video. my friends are great.
21. if you didn't know by now, i done known this girl since i was 13, we're pretty righteous.. and we take requests. if there's anything you'd like to see us perform, please holla, and i promise you we can arrange something.
20. one year ago, we stepped into the illest spot in the city. the hip hop was perfection, the crowd was chill, the staff was friendly and accommodating, and the drinks were non-stop. i hope i get this again one day.
19. YES!!!!!!
18. i LOVE ill doc!! he is the fucking man. i follow his vids religiously.. and i've seen all of them like 500 times each. this is my favorite by him. he's too fucking awesome.
17. hotbox, and this video.
16. if EVER, EVER i'm having a bad day, play this video for me.
15. this is literally one of the only lisa nova videos i truly dig. but i fucking love this vid.. she did it so well. "whos the lucky guy that gets to make out with this?!" hahaha fuck! i need this woman as my friend!
14. pork chop sandwiches !! oh shit.. get the fuck outta here, you stupid idiot! hahahahha. GI JOOOOOOOOOEEEEE.. you try and tell me you didn't laugh til your guts felt like they were gonna fall out your butt.
13. because keys n krates is possibly one of the sickest shows i have ever seen.. and because i'm so drunk in this video.. and because bianca is so down.. and because matisse is so chill.. and because this was one of the greatest nights, in life.
12. when i saw this video, i'm pretty sure i was like "FUCK YEAH." and everyone in the room just looked at me like i was crazy. obama is the man. no question.
11. this girl is hilarious, and deserves as much youtube fame as possible. subscribe her ass, she's the fucking best.
10. OH RICHARD. this video deserves 5 billion views. lol.. gotta love the berry!! i will NEVER get tired of this video.. lol.. WHY RICHARD WHY!?
9. fuck facebook.
8. !!!
7. so hot.. so. fucking. hot. i love bitches. bitches all day..!! girl could get it too. fucking a.
6. if you watched this, tell me you did not fall in love with girl. someone commented on this vid and it said "she must give the best blow jobs." hahahaha. had me dying. she's fucking mint though.
5. anyone remember this guy from dr.jays?! hahaha.. back when dr jays was cool okay.. i am totally aware of how homo dr. jays is.. but i clearly remember maribeth and i making fun of this dude on dr jays.. he was too matchy.. but apparently now, he's getting all this hype on how dope his style is.. it's kinda hype beast, BUT i watched his videos, and some times dude can be a comedian. this vid made it onto the 25's because of "wanna come chill at my pad?! is that funny?! thanks." ahhaha
4. "the next day my alarm goes off and i.."
3. did you see that gangster throw a napkin?! lol chill out dude, you're not that fucking cool.
2. possibly one of the coolest things ever !! i almost wanted to cry at the end of it because of its awesomeness.
1. because they did such a crazy job!!!!!
well today was awkward..!! certainly wasn't expecting that! but ima keep dancing cuz life is grand! tip-top-sugar-plums-rainbows-butterflies-glitter-sparkles-unicorns and a smile for the morning!! 1!
WOW. it's been a minute. my computer is nearly shot to pieces. yo. waddup god. broken camera then broken computer?! chill son! i done been e-mailing and shit through my berry, please don't die on me berry..!! you're one of my last hopes for internet AND taking pictures lol.. anyway, my internet connection seems to be doing alright for a minute.. so i gotta hit you with a 25. on one of julius posts, he was gone for four days and stated that it was forever in the blogging world, i couldn't agree more. that is a minute. i'm really having trouble coming up with these last few 25's. luckily i received an e-mail today that held a little break.. THANK GOODNESS FOR EMAILS..
you remember the game, "would you rather"?!
25 "UHHHHH"'s
1. Would you rather be the most popular girl or boy in school for 5 whole years or have the greatest friends ever? have the greatest friends ever. BY FAR. fuck being popular, it's a shit hole. people talk shit about you, they're either intimidated by you or think you're an asshole.. that's not a good example because i really am an asshole. but shit son! why would i want to be popular with shit friends?! ew.
2. Would you rather have super powers or have Christmas never end? uhhhhh.. WOW. okay. i love christmas!.. but i'm not sure i could handle it every day for the rest of my life. i'm gonna go ahead and say super powers. wouldn't super powers entail me with the power to make christmas 2-3-4, days if i wanted !? hello. loop holes people, loop holes.
3. Would you rather drink 1 gallon of ketchup or 1 gallon of mustard? EW. mother fucking cock bitch slut! i guess one gallon of ketchup. both would make me vomit perfusely, but i think mustard is too.. sour? yeah. ew. 1 gallon is so much! you asshole.
4. Would you rather be prom queen of your high school or have a super cool and good looking boyfriend? super cool and good looking boyfriend. ahhaha. i told you, fuck popularity. i want the good shit. who doesn't want a super cool good looking somebody?! and can i just say "super cool" had me dying for days, i totally pictured a dude tilting his shades down and giving the wink.
5. Would you rather have 500 tarantualas crawling in your house or 1000 crickets jumping around your room? WHAT?! why?! why.. i HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTEEEEEE bugs. this took me awhile, at first i said the tarantulas because fack! 1000 crickets are so hard to catch. BUT.. now i realize, if all the crickets are only in my room, they'd probably be hella easier to terminate. open a window, hold some cricket bait outside said window.. and the problem should be taken care of. what is cricket bait?! i dunno. hey roger, what's your answer?! :)
6. Would you rather have a third leg or a third arm? lol. how the fuck did you come up with this survey.. if i was a dude, i totally would have responded with "i already have a third leg ;)" o0oo0ooo smooth. i'm gonna say a third arm, just cause i think that would be easier to hide under clothing.. unless it's like on my chest or something, *cries. and it wouldn't be there for long.. extreme makeover me, PUHLEASE.
7. Would you rather meet the Jonas Brothers or meet Miley Cyrus? LMFAO. i could give a fuck about either.. but i'm going to say the jonas brothers, i believe they have more fans.. i'd take pictures of them, and sell their autographs for billions >=).. and i'm sure tons of dummy girls would wanna hug me if i hugged a jonas brother.. $20 a pop!!
8. Would you rather eat 25 hot dogs or jump off a 50 ft high tree? oh cmon. HOT DOGS SON. no question! hot dogs every day! i don't want a broken leg first of all, and eating hot dogs is like chillin in miami.. bitch.
9. Would you rather travel back in time to the year 500 B.C or meet the queen of Eygpt? toughy. is the queen of egypt a bitch?! cuz i wouldn't wanna turn out to be no slave or none.. or she might get my head chopped off.. but i'm not really sure what's in 500 b.c.. fuck. this one's a doozy. i'm gonna say meet the queen of egypt, because hopefully she gets a sense of my awesome-ness and makes me.. co-queen. then ill just be blingin, rollin on chromed out camels and shit. SO HIGH UP I GOT BIRDS IN THE PYRAMID..
10. Would you rather be known as the school's "Bad bully who loves Dora the Explorer" or be known as in school "The nerdy freak"? lol, bad bully.. because i'm only making dora look gangster. soon everybody will be wanting to be boss with dora back packs and shit.. and fuck you man! dora's cool.. EXCEPT FOR HER RECENT MAKE OVER:( BRING BACK THE OLD DORA!
11. Would you rather be chased by 10 vicious Rottweilers or 5 vicious German Sheperds? german sheperds, no questions. rottweilers are too fucking crazy man. they'll tear you to shreds. the sheperds don't move as sparatic and i think i'd be able to put up a good fight towards them over the rottis. a few punches to the fucking snout and you done son! (i love dogs. lol)
12. Would you rather ride in a car going 90 mph and ride off a 30 ft clift or ride in a car going 30 mph and ride off a 100 ft clift? slow. i think i'd have more of a chance. but i would DEF be wearing that seatbelt.
13. Would you rather eat 5 rotten cheese slices or lick a dirty toilet? if you've seen my rants, you know the answer.
14. Would you rather be king/or queen of the universe for one year or get what you want for one year? HELLLLOOOO!! im already queen of the universe. what i want for one year!! nikes! albums! vinyls! turntables! redbull! cigarettes! vacations! abs! hahahaha./ dude life will be so ballin when this actually happens.. yeah.
15. Would you rather eat scrambled eggs raw or eat cold ice fish raw? scrambled eggs. eggs don't have guts.
16. Would you rather win 1 million dollars on Deal or No Deal or win 1 million dollars on Don't Forget The Lyrics? DEAL OR NO DEAL. i can't sing for shit.. and i'm not about to let the world know.
17. Would you rather work at Disney Corporation or work at Nickelodeon Corporation? if it was like the 90's, i'd say disney.. but disney done fell off with their gay ass family shows.. that i still watch cuz im lame.. BUT BRING BACK THE CARTOONS! since they fell off, ima say nick.. and the first thing im going to do for yall, is bring back rugrats.. YOU DUNN EVEN KNOW ABOUT RUGRATS.
18. Would you rather have a 100+ friends who are OK or have 3 great friends that are great? 3 great friends. what good is a friend if they're only half in it?!
19. Would you rather live as a dog or live as a cat? i like dogs more than cats, but i think i'd rather be a cat.. just because i think it'd be easier to live on the street. i can climb anything, i have nine lives (haha), i'm flexible as shit, and i can sneak in to fast food garbage cans and eat me some mcdonalds! if i was a house pet though, i'd rather be a dog. dogs have way more fun.
20. Would you rather do the macarina in front of everybody on a table or dress up as a chicken and dance like a freak in front of everybody? lol you had to add, "like a freak"?! lol.. the macarina.. that's more my steez.. like i'm pretty sure i've probably already done it. like at least if they see that, people will just be like, "damn, botch so crazy".. but me in a chicken suit?! people will be like "damn. botch is crazy.". you dig.
21. Would you rather kiss (on the cheek) Zac Efron or Corbin Bleu? i don't know who corbin bleu is, so i'm going to google him right now. *google moment later* okay, so my internet connection is being wack again.. so i'm just going to say zac efron in case corbin bleu is a total twat.
22. Would you rather go to a wild concert or a relaxing and joyful spa? CONCERT. no question.
23. Would you rather meet My Chemical Romance or Fall Out Boy? fall out boy.. i like my chemical romance, they're alright, but i like fall out boy just a TAD bit more.. only because of panic! at the disco. love love love panic! at the disco.
24. Would you rather date an athletic person or an emo person? athletic. who WOULD rather date an emo?! what kind of shit is that?!
25. Would you rather own a car company or own a toy factory? TOYS BY FAR! get rich off of fun?! sweet deals. plus with a toy factory, i wouldn't have to dress all businessy.. i could walk in with nikes and sweats on and no one would give a fuck. it's toys! actually wait. which would be harder to run?! well i guess if i own it, i'll have people under me doing most of the job. nevermind, sticking with toy factory.
i forgot to mention if you have any ideas for any 25s, comment them. or yo, syntifik@hotmail.com .. either or! i just got an idea for a 25 from my cousin, so i'll do that one either later on tonight or tomorrow.. depending on the status of my computer. ALSO as for stickers, i won't be getting any til after christmas. i know, it sucks. but i promise to give away some (KEY WORD: SOME! im no ghandi people) freebies. AND i'll make a new design. so hold on to your gitch son there's only so much this lady can do !
alife x tims .. hello fall, you never looked so fucking good.
big up to the haters, BITCH ADMIT YOU NAMELESS. so by me addressing you, i'm really making you famous! like pun said, "YOU AINT EVEN IN MI CLASSA!".. haters, non-haters, fans, fuck it. love yall. 1!
i don't think you guys get just how tough this 25 series really is. it's like fucking homework. blogs are cool as shit, but when i threw myself into the 25 series, i never got how difficult it might get. i was kinda just like "yeah lets fuckin do a 25, why the fuck not?!" but uhhhh it's been pretty difficult. that's the reason i haven't been up to par in the blogging tip. blogs should be consistent, they should be frequent..
they should represent the writer, and should intrigue the viewers. so i really hope that my 25 series lives up to its intention.. apologies if some were shitty.. i hotboxed my bathroom so my mind is right, and i'm about to hit you.. with my next 25. i'm kind of a pack rat, and i'm trying to change that. i fucking keep everything! i'm talking EVERYTHING. i have this drawer on my desk, that's filled with the most random shit. i call it my memory drawer. inside i keep every invitation to every party, every letter, every single thing.. possible. i even have this chocolate kiss in there, that i got from this dude in like grade 7. he was an amazing ball player, and i was just yelling shit like "YOU'RE SO HOT! HANDLES FOR DAYS!".. ball handles, get ur mind right. anyway it's like really?! we saw each other one day at a basketball tournament, and i really gotta keep this chocolate?! lol.. well this month, i'm going to try and clean up my life. it's hard for me to throw shit away, but i've recently realized i tend to look at this shit like maybe once or twice a year, be like "aww" then i move on.. and to show you how much of a fucking pack rat i am, i thought i'd give you a little looksies.
25 VIEWS!
1. this is my bag/purse. i hate the word purse. it sounds too feminine.. so yo, this is the bag that holds my shit! haha. i done been using it for quite some time now, because it is huge, but it's not huge. it holds enough of my life, without me looking like a hobo. i bought it for $15 at target, and i can say i always switch from my expensive bags back to this bad boy. it gets the job done and it's lasted me a life time.. let's take a look inside shall we..
2. so i bought this like three weeks ago. if yall seen me with red hair this is what i use. i love it cuz you don't have to bleach your hair for it to be vibrant. it's fucking awesooommmeee! i guess i keep it in my bag waiting for an opportunity to dye it cuz im such a slack. any volunteers?! lol
3. i either have like forty billion lighters, or no lighters at all.. and i always have batteries, that are usually dead. my camera's so old it takes double A batteries. ghetto shit.
4. LADIES! i love mac, i love sephora, i love make up. but when times are tough, sometimes you just have to hit up the sale section at shopper's drug mart. this shit was two fucking dollars, TWO DOLLARS! & i LOVE it. it isn't sticky and the shine on it is fucking bomb. a must have, absolutely everywhere. recognize NYC, recognize!
5. receipts receipts receipts. for days. this kinda looks bad because the ones on top are for alcohol. DAMN. ahahaha. get loose off the goose.
6. obviously, i'm fucking flossin. ya dunnn evenn know. i make it rain.. and with all this change, it kinda hurts to be so rich. (get it?!) val gave me that pin right before i left for toronto, so it's special. unfortunately, after some aggressive rollerblading and backpack bumping, the pin part broke off and it's basically just a button. i still love it to shit, and keep it so someone will one day fix it for me?!
7. in class one day, ryan dug through this plastic container filled with felt letters while we were supposed to be learning. at the end of class, he passed me the letters to spell "botch". i always take them out and carry them with me, i don't know what i'm going to end up using them for.. especially since i've lost the "c".. but i've had this shit around with me for almost two years now, so i'd like to say i did pretty good.
8. yup. that's my bikini, because it is SO MOTHER FUCKING HOT, that i'm pretty much prepared every day. which has been pretty fair. how many times we been at the beach this month?! too many to counttt!!
9. a cd made my lem!! if i could have something from everybody.. i'd pick to either look through their wallet, or get a cd made by them.. i LOVE when people make me cds, it's good times.. and the magnum sharpie which is so mother fucking hard to find these days!! wtf?! when my previous one ran out, i spent three months without one til i found this bad boy.
10. i got a feeling, that tonight's gonna be a good night. ahahha. i'm not an alcoholic, i swear.
11. this ladies and germs, is the monthly cost for my doggie's medicine. get better baby:(
12. this bad boy holds all my small shit. loose change, lip gloss, allllahh that shit. goes in here. i keep it in here to make me feel like my bag's more organized, even though it isn't.
13. gotta love getting visa statements.
14. i'm kind of obsessed with brushing my teeth. not like hour long sessions, sometimes i just like to get a 3 second scrub between meals. i'm a smoker, and my mouth gets dry as fuck, toothpaste does wonders.. hand sanitizer too.. cause after seeing disgusting bathrooms and how dirty people are, you kinda get ocd.
15. my id, my boyfriends id, my mom's id, some random people's id ahahha, just kidding. but forreal if i stacked up all my plastic on top of each other, it's like half the height of a shoe box, which is a lot. *gag.
16. bath & body works all day!! LOVE their lotion. plus those tiny beads in there, yooo it's two for one! & water is the bomb any time of the day.. and yes.. ALL OF THIS WAS IN MY BAG.
17. my wifey, the blackberry. at the moment i was talking to mister jason au himself! check out his blog, there's a link on the side.. or you can just stay here, the choice is yours:) hahahah
18. so the only book i've ever read by chuck palahniuk was fight club. when i first started dating my boyfriend in february, he took me to chapters on richmond, and told me all about palahniuk. he was one of his favorite authors. so i copped his favorite book, rant.. then i copped choke.. and currently starting this bad boy.. and it's safe to say i'm officially obsessed. killlllerrr author!! (next to andrew and sheldon!!)
19. the only thing that keeps me completely sane when i can't have a cigarette is gum.
20. THE SMELL OF GUNSMOKE'S MORE COMMON THAN CIGARETTES. love/hate relationship, but that's a thug's nature. i love you belmonts, you fucking assholes. oh and that mint is from some chinese spot i ate at ages ago, i always fight because i want all the mints.. and then i never eat them.
21. every day shit. life's ESSENTIALS. okay okay!.. and more fucking mints ahahhah
22. see what i mean?! fucking pack rat! i keep all transfers, ticket stubs, parking tickets, EV-ERY-THING. oh and those are my winning lottery tickets. i haven't checked them yet, but i'm pretty sure they're winners, cause that's basically my destiny.. plus i switched my motto, instead of saying fuck tomorrow..
23. yeah i'm kind of a ditz, in the sense that i never remember anything.. even when it comes to blogging. so i write shit down, i have this mini-notepad that i write in all ideas in.. then i blog about them later. one day, i will sell it for trillions.
24. my cell phone bill when i limited myself to very few long distance calls. NOT TOO SHABBY i'd like to say:)
25. CURRENTLY IN ROTATION. jaylibbbbb the beastie boys and some fucking keith murray. ya dunn even know right now! i don't own an ipod, and i refuse to completely fall into the complete technological side of things. i enjoy cds, and i won't stop buying them. i love opening them, i love the art the musician chooses for the inside covers, i enjoy seeing who produced what, i LOVE hard copies. i NEED hard copies.. it's just more shit to stack up in my crib!! and most importantly, i like supporting who i enjoy. they run my life. music runs my life. music is life.. and so is blogging. thanks for taking a glimpse through life in a quick two minute period! what up, thanks for being a part of it. soon we'll be causing a complete fuckery on the world, and you my friend, for reading this, are officially a part of it. history in the fucking making!
HOOOOOOOLLLLYYYY FUUUCCCKKK. hose me down bitches, hose me down. i am sweating like a mother fucker. tomorrow it's going to be +33C, BUT.. with the humidity, it will be +40C. yes you read right. fucking forty degrees. crazy hot. crazy fucking hot. *dies. i totally have SO much shit to do, and blogging isn't on the list.. but i'm about to do it cause shit.. it's a nice way of avoiding what i actually have to do. if i don't get a load of laundry in tonight i am so gonna hate myself tomorrow.
i decided to hit yall with another 25 of things that annoy me.. i'm about to start with only like four in my head right now, so we'll see how this goes.
25 (MORE) THINGS THAT ANNOY ME
1. SLOW JAM DRIVING this goes out to the dudes that are blaring slow jams in their rides. yo azns. music is music, you like what you like.. BUT HONESTLY. SLOW JAMS..?! especially if you have a crazy system going on, your subs are blaring usher into my fucking area like you'se ill na na. NO BITCH NO, i do not think you're cute. i do not think you're sensitive.. or sexy. i think you're kinda really extraordinarily lame.
2. SANDOS *shudder. hahaha. FUCKING SANDOS MAN! i only thought of sandos because of the slow jam thing. it was because of this dude, he was blasting some fucking 112 or something homo like that, and he comes out in his beater, we make eye contact, and he puts his uber ultra homo shades down like he's the coolest dude on the block. please son. you're skinny, you have no muscles, that beater makes you look like you're anorexic, and your slow jams are interfering with my cudi.
3. YO KANYE WHATS THE WORD?! yo kanye.. STOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. what is a blog?! blog is short for the term "web log".. meaning, an online journal. a place where viewers if interested, can view the lifestyle and opinions of a person. i fucking hate people who take things off of kanye's blog. and that's almost every blog in the world. i've been to kanye's blog i think twice in my entire life.. and i think the reason for this is because i don't need to go to kanye's blog, his blog is every other person's blog. let's just go ahead and say stealing things from other people's blogs is lame. it makes you look un-interesting, and it makes me think that you have nothing to say for yourself. i'm at your blog for one reason, to see what you think. not to see what kanye thinks. i could give a fuck what kanye thinks, i could give a fuck what drake thinks, i'll check their blogs if i want to.. for now keep the blogging to YOU.
4. DRAKE HOPPAHS! drake's fucking cool, i like him. i think he's interesting, and he's a good listen.. but if i get asked "have you heard of drake?!" one more fucking time, you will feel my knuckles to your jaw son.
5. YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TOO TURN THEIR! okay. i'm no grammatical genius. i have errors like crazy, and i know that too. mistakes happen, let's just try not to repeat them.. cause when i see the same thing over and over again.. my mind wants to bleed. "their", "your" = possession. "too" = also. "they're" = they are. "there" = location. if you need help, email me. i have a dude on my messaging list who has his name as "FINALE GOT A BLACKBERRIE!!" um dude. how the fuck are you gonna spell blackberry wrong?! it's written on your fucking phone!
6. HOLDSKIES. i'd like to think that gestures shouldn't be selfish. but fuck it. i'm selfish. so it'd be nice to hold the door for someone, and get a fucking thank you. i am not the door man, i did not HAVE to hold the door for you, i'm not asking for a tip, or a nice dinner later, just a "thank you" would be appreciated.
7. GROCERY COURTESY you're at safeway, grabbin your goods, and someone has their cart parked in the middle of the aisle, and they're taking their sweet ass time looking at whatever the fuck their looking at. "oooh if we buy two of these, we save forty cents.. but really i like the other one!!" UHM HELLO. and then when i say "excuse me" these cats look at me like i'm an asshole. i refuse to turn around and go all the way to the end of the aisle just so i can move from aisle one, to aisle two, to grab my fucking cereal. i'd like to just squeeze by please. please?
8. CHOMMMPPCHOMPPP people who chew with their mouth open. i can not believe i forgot this one on my first list. THIS ANNOYS ME TO SHIT. you sound like a fucking cow! there's no rush here. this is how eating works, we'll use a two person date for an example. john and jane are on a date. john is talking, while john is talking, jane can be eating, and LISTENING. jane's turn. jane makes a response, while john takes a bite. it works full circle! the sound of food and spit whirling around while i'm trying to enlighten you with awesomeness doesn't sit well at our mcdonald's table okay son! close your mouth for a second.
9. NAIL-CLIPPING the sound of nail-clipping just sounds gross to me. it just sounds gross. i don't know if this is just me, but i'd prefer if no one did this in front of me. behind bathroom doors!
10. SPEAKING OF BATHROOOOOMS flush the toilet. this goes for everybody, i didn't know people shit on toilet seats at home.. cause that's what i see in public bathrooms. i didn't know it was that hard, to sit, do yo thing, and flush. i refuse to touch public toilet seats, they're nasty. especially after seeing tampons and shit smeared across toilet seats. yup, it aint pretty. so next time you think about being a fucking asshole in the bathroom, think about how it feels to see that when you really gotta take a piss. it hurts the heart, really it does.
11. MICROWAVES no i love microwaves. i just hate waiting. oh 10 seconds left! and i count with my microwave, like that makes it go faster.. and i'll open it right at one second, thinking oh it's pretty much finished.. but i still gotta pop it back in for like another minute.. and i waisted like a minute by now, which could have been a minute of my food heating.. but nope. still frozen. i fail hahahha.
12. MOSQUITOES you fucking assholes.
13. TATTOOS IN LANGUAGES THE OWNER DOESNT SPEAK tattoos are art.. they are placed on your body, because you want that artwork, to be a part of you. i get that, that's cool. if you really fall into a culture, that's cool.. but if you're trying to look bad ass by getting a chinese tattoo, when you're not chinese, it looks lame, and screams typical.. and i don't even wanna ask you what it means cause i don't caaare.
14. THE WAR AGAINST MARIJUANA weed makes up 90% of the illegal drug trade in the world.. in america, 25 million americans smoke weed regularly without causing harm to society. that is fact. marijuana has been proven to be less dangerous than tobacco, AND alcohol, and is STILL illegal. fuck the system.
15. YOU'RE TOO MUCH i'm all for opinion. i'm mouthy as fuck, and i love word.. i stand up for what i believe in, and i voice what i think loud.. but i try to never put what i think on someone else. if you believe in homo-sexuality, cool. if you're a christian, cool. that's YOU. i don't care what other people believe in, as long as they don't force it on to others.. and don't say someone else is wrong for a BELIEF. no, they are not WRONG, they just believe in something DIFFERENT. (this is contradicting in the sense that someone can totally say, "well i BELIEVE you're WRONG in saying that what you BELIEVE in, is right!", ok shut up, i found the loop hole in this. suck my dick. you know whaat i meannn)
16. PRISSY NON-SMOKERS LOOK. you already took away our smoking indoors, we put up with fucking smoking in blizzards to protect all your asses. so please don't give me the fucking eye if my smoke goes in your face while we're outside. i did not mean for my smoke to go near you. i am a person, and i smoke, there is wind, and not a lot i can do. if that bothers you, i suggest YOU move, cause we've already given up a lot to make your pansy ass happy.
17. "YOU'RE DISGUSTING." this coincides with number 16. non-smokers who think that smoking is disgusting. FUCK YOU okay. you think you're better than me because you don't smoke?! no. this is the worst from ex-smokers and fat people. ex-smokers because they think because they quit smoking, they're some ill na na.. and i don't know why fat people tend to rag on me for smoking, but it's fucking frequent. maybe it's to make them feel better about being fat. "I HOPE YOU DONT GET CANCER!!", uhhh.. why dont you run on a treadmill you fat fuck!? oh wait! smokers are thinner than non-smokers who have the same calorie intake, i get it.. you jealous! lol. our blood pressure is also lower! suck on that! every time someone says something about smoking, i really want to punch them in the face. i am quite aware of my habit thanks, i don't need your "holier than thou" attitude to accompany me, i'm a smoker, i'm cooler than you.
18. HONKING IN A TRAFFIC JAM i can understand honking when someone doesn't notice the light is green. that's what a horn is for, to get attention.. but when you're not going anywhere, and you're honking.. it's not doing anything bud. it's really not. it's just making everyone else feel lousy and irritated. your horn will not make the cars magically disappear. nope. you're stuck. so chill son. throw on some radio and breathe. turn your wipers on and off if you really need to touch something.
19. CARDBOARD TAMPONS i don't know why these are still being made.. but they are basically a torture device.
20. BUS-WAITING when you're waiting for a bus and someone asks, "did the bus come yet?!" um. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I STILL BE STANDING THERE?! yes it did. i just come here to watch all the pretty buses go by. oh look, there goes another! so pretty.
21. NO INTROS when you're with somebody, and they see their friend, and they start talking to them without introducing you. oh. okay. yeah. it's cool. i'll just chill here. you guys need anything or?! .. no no! don't let me interrupt, i'll just go chill by that lamp post, and yall can holler if you need me.
22. THE REALLY LOUD SONG ON YOUR IPOD i don't own an ipod, i use my berry.. and i don't know why but i'll be chillin listening to some good hip hop then all of a sudden my head explodes cuz one single song is ten billion volume notches higher than all my other songs.. :(
23. GROUPS IN ENTRANCES *sigh. i wanna get by! cant your conversation between forty billion people be moved just a tad to the side?! this is the WORST at the movie theater. for some reason, people always wanna stand and talk about shit in front of the fucking bathroom. I NEED TO FUCKING PEE BITCHES! can i also add in people who ask me "what's going on!?" during a movie. i'm watching the same movie as you kid, i know the same info as you. maybe it's time you go to the bathroom.
24. "OVERKILL" when girls dress up in bar clothes to go somewhere where bar attire is not needed. bling and booty shorts to the fucking mall?! forreal dude?! a dress and fake tan for a hip hop show!? go home and change
25. THAT IM ONLY ON NUMBER 16.. and i still got 9 more to go before my 25 series is complete.. oh boy.
side rant: i aim to be the best person i can possibly be. please don't drag me down.
side rant part two: that's the "new" dora the explorer.. WHYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Consistently making a mess of things, she's either "funny" or "weird". Botcho usually finds herself awake for too long despite her love of sleep. She's busy exploring the world with a taste for fashion, concerts, breaking rules, hair dying and pizza. She only calls herself a writer in an attempt for her blog to make sense. For all business inquiries, you can contact her mom.
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