"I CAN'T REALLY TAKE MY EYES OFF WHAT I'M DOING, BECAUSE, THERE'S NO NEED TO."

Wow. All of my posts have been videos, huh?! Seriously though, this might be the most important thing you ever watch. Nas speaks about the evolution of hip hop, his daughter, poetry, music and life moments. So just listen to me and do it, fuck face!

#NasForever #Ireallyjusthashtaggedablogpost #byyyyyyyeeeeee

KELLY BUNDY.

So I'm going to say that "Married With Children" was like, a huge part of my childhood. It's not that my parents didn't give a fuck what I watched, they just didn't really know.. that, or maybe they really didn't care.. REGARDLESS! Aside from having the hugest crush on Bud, Kelly had the illest fashion ever. Still does. If ever I get a time machine, I'm robbing the set. I WANT EVERYTHING. Trashy grunge kind of slutty classic Kelly.

















Get 'em, girl.

SAMURAI APOCALYPSE.

Really though?! Worst rap name ever! He's pretty fucking hilarious in it though. YUMYUM.

RIVALS!

SO, WAS ANYONE AS DISAPPOINTED AS I WAS WHEN CT WENT HOME LAST NIGHT?!
I literally screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!". My heart was beating sooo fast during that challenge. Wow. I'm a little embarrassing.. BUT SERIOUSLY~! How great is this man! He's like the alpha male of all alpha males! "Wes is just a punk who's mother didn't slap his ass", "They're so scared, think they're gonna cry?", "T, BLOW THE WHISTLE ALREADY! CHOO CHOO!". LIKE .. HELLO. Love. THEY COULD'VE WON ! THEY WERE WINNING! Then Adam went and fucked everything up. Can't hate on Adam, he had a momentarily stupid move thing going on, but they truly were killing it. When CT would make this hits, I was all jumping out of my seat, screaming "OMG~!". Yes. Really. My love for this show is getting out of hand.
Don't mind who wins for the girls, Laurel and Jen are my favs though. Mike and Leroy are my next picks for the boys. I can't stand Wes. Last year watching him with Mandi was torture. That is all.

I GAVE A OOPSIE, DAISY, NOW YA GOT THE CRAZY..

DAS EFX

My brother and i argue about Das Efx all the time. Not 'cause he doesn't like them. We both equally enjoy the music that comes from this duo.. but he says, "all they say is 'riggidy diggidy dah' before everything". That may be the case, but it's that stupid wtf did he just say that makes these two so comically amazing. Skoob comes from Brooklyn, and Kraayyyyzzzyyyy Draayyyzeee is from Jersey, and they met at university.
The "das" in "Das Efx" stands for Dre And Skoob; of course, efx means effects. EPMD spotted them at a talent show where they lost.. but they signed them anyway. Worked out well. "They Want Efx" samples James Brown. They appeared on Ice Cube's "Check Yoself".. and they were fun. Til they lost te "iggedy". Other rappers saw it was a fun way to rap, and people liked it.. So they copied (Jay-Z, the biter not a writer).
Believe this, I haven't caught these two live. Which is a damn shame. They're continuing to tour, and working on a new album.. so let us all hope it workiddy works out.



I'll also throw down this Fresh Prince clip of Will dancing to Das Efx, because it is equally as great.

XOXO.

"CAN WE JUST CALL THE COPS? I'M HUNGRY AND ALL YOU SEEM TO HAVE ARE OLIVES AND HALLUCINOGENIC MUSHROOMS."

- JACK BASS.

REAL, WHAT?!

So I originally was going to write a post about the latest episode of the real world and how Cooke wasn't even in it blahblah.. that was until I watched Extreme Couponing on TLC. This is officially my favorite show ever! For a little bit of a background, the show follows people who dedicate their lives to using coupons. I immediately got addicted once I saw a girl buy $1000 worth of groceries, but with her coupons, she spent $20. IT IS SOME SHIT. Find a video after the jump.



TELL ME THAT ISN'T CRAZY! Now, I'm not saying I'm about to spend hours and hours looking for coupons, but this show definitely shows you can certainly attain groceries on a budget. It might take some work, but when you see shit like that.. I think it's worth it. If I become a crazy coupon lady, y'all can transfer the blame to TLC.

REAL WORLD, VEGAS.

I loved all the girls, til Cooke came. I fuckin' like Cooke! So she thinks a dude is hot, let her get hers man. She really didn't do shit in my opinion. ALTHOUGH, I'd have to say, dude isn't even hot! I'd much rather her hook up with Leroy. OMYGAHD. Leroy is sucha babe! Heather is weird. LOL. I'm so baffled by her. Like, she seems like she's just there to be there. TEAM LEROY AND COOKE ALL THE WAY! That next brunette girl isn't even pretty, I don't see why people think she's dope.. AND ADAM! OHLAWD. Don't even get me started on how much of a waste that guy is. So happy he's gonezo's. I enjoy this show way too much. GO COOKE! STIR SHIT UP!

SYNTIFIK SUNDAY!

hey guyyyyssss.. so i received a lot of questions this week!.. i got a lot of great questions, and picking my brain made my day.. so thanks for your continued interest! so i just finished answering them.. read the answers after the jump..Favorite Chick flick?
the notebook.. and mean girls! lol

Favorite Drama TV show?
gossip girl.

Favorite Comedy TV show?
the office!.. and friends!

how do you feel about mainstream music?
some days, i want to take all radios, and smash them.
.. but i enjoy me a good britney tune..! lol

what's your take on plastic surgery?
i think it's silly.. unless you were like in a fatal car crash or something.. i hate boob jobs.
i think flaws can sometimes be the most amazing things about people.

If you could have dinner with three people.. alive or dead...who would they be and why?
my dad, nas and my mom.
i say nas because, well hello. he's the biggest inspiration in my life aside from my parents.. and i say my parents, because they're my inspiration and guard.. i said my dad because i admire him so much, and would love a meal with him.. i can't really remember what that's like.. and if i'm having dinner with my pops, my mom deserves the same!

what are you most insecure about?
failing.

would you ever bang on the first date?
this is a doozy. i feel like guys are dicks, and no matter what kind of person you are, if you bang on the first date, it's a wrap. they're going to think you're trashy.. i'm going to say, NO i wouldn't bang on a first date, but fuck.. everyone makes mistakes.. and i'm everyone. i respect myself, and want to be treated the same.. so hopefully, banging on the first date won't go down if i'm really diggin this guy..
unless it's like.. nas. then yooooo..

favorite books? any recommendations?
i LOOOOOVEEEE strega by andrew vachss.. AMAZING author.. and after strega, i couldn't let go of him.. but strega is still my favorite.. i also like "if tomorrow comes" by sidney sheldon, it's the only book that i've read more than 5 times.
i read fight club by chuck pahlahniuk, and it was the only book by him that i read.. and someone suggested rant to me, which was great! the last books i finished were invisible monsters (sweet book) and choke by him.. so i dig him too!
there you go, you have a whole list..! hope it lasts you:)

fav character on gossip girl?
CHUCK MOTHER FUCKIN BASS!

are you a jealous person?
i try not to be, but i totally am.. with everything.. when my friends get new friends i get a little un-easy. like "I SHOULD BE YOUR ONLY FRIEND!" ahha.. and i get jealous of people i feel are better at something than i am.. and when it comes to the boyfriend, if i see a girl talking to him.. i'll freak out.. but i freak out inside, bite my lip and restrain myself. the thing about my jealousy is i know it's stupid, so i cover it up with cockiness and hope that no one sees the diff!

do you have an alter ego?lol
uhm.. some times i feel like i do.. i tend to do really horrible selfish things some times, without thinking they're horrible.. and then later, i'll feel guilty.. and debate with the guilt.. like "eh it wasn't THAT bad" when it really was lol.. watch out, i'm trouble.

What's your favorite genre of music?
hip hop.

thanks again for all the questions.. i look forward to what you have to ask this week!!

ASK ME ANYTHING!!

DON'T LOOK AT ME!

my body is certainly playing tricks on me. i don't feel great. i'm basically stuck between doctors being like "i dunno what it is, do this".. but their "do this"'s.. DONT WORK. so fuccckkkk itttttt..! i'll just "wait". it's friday and i look like shit, i don't want anyone to see me.. so i'm in hiding.. at least i have nice hair?! hahaha anyway, photo friday, here are some pics from my phone.. i've actually been doing real good with the random picture taking! thanks blackberry!

PHOTO FRIDAY

i make the foods for my boyfrans.


i take a lot of food pictures :S


lunch break! ya ya ya!


it's a hockey time!


red lights and sin city morning fog


hi chloe:)


HOME FOR EASTER!!!!!! :)


nothin better.


horny kiara bum fucking stuffed animals.


WHY ARE YOU SCARED OF ME?!


what should be our car cds today ladies and germs!?


i watch tfc when i don't have to :(


waiting. waiting. doctors. doctors.


poor pharmacy technicians.. i feel sorry for them having to read doctor's notes like theseeee..


this doctor was MUCH neater.


another hospital bracelet to add the collection! i'll never beat my cousin jamie, but i'm up to the challenge. just kidding. i want the both of us to be healthy always! lol & NO WORRIES PEOPLE! i'm fine!!

i watched the diary of justin bieber.. and liked it! hahahaha. what was with him being all princess when the bar hit his arm?! omg.. diva.. but when he went to the window to sing to the fans that couldn't get in.. if that shit is not for the cameras, that is certainly admirable.
so big shout out to my sister, for helping me out yesterday and today, and making me laugh in crappy situations.. even if you made fun of me!! to my boyfriend for loving me regardless of how swollen and mean i am! to chris for googling things to help me out! for my cousin for taking me to the doctors and forcing vast amounts of water into me! & to everyone else who put up with my mood swings, childish ways, anger, crying, and self-pity.. you definitely helped me out these past three days.. SO THANK YOU!
i'm going to continue to hide now.. see you people when i'm all.. or even half better!@! bye people!