HALLOWEEN 2013.

Three rounds of Halloween means three Halloween costumes. Hit the jump to see what I was this year!

LOVE IS LOVE.

My parents had that commercial, home-run, movie, romance novel, never fading kind of love. That real real kind of love. They had so much of it, they were able to share it with three kids and a huge collective of nieces and nephews. They are love. And love is love. Today is their wedding anniversary. To honor them, my sister and brother in-law also got married this day. SO MUCH LOVE ON NOVEMBER SECOND! It's also COMIC CON WEEKEND, and HALLOWEEN WEEKEND PART TWO! Hoorah!

CHEERS.

A few Halloweens ago I bumped into you at a party. I had to go to the bathroom and when I opened the door you were in there. On the floor. With an open briefcase surrounded with fake money. I wasn't even phased, didn't wonder why you were on the floor at all, but I did have one question, "HEY! YAY! What the hell is all this fake money for?!". You replied, "It's for throwing, Jesus you're dumb. Here. Let's get drunk.", and handed me the hugest bottle of the most disgusting vodka I have ever tasted.
We danced and threw money all night.

Still trying to tone down my excitement of the thought of possibly running into you tonight. Wish it were true. Miss you like crazy. Cheers.

OH YOU KNOW, JUST ANOTHER SATURDAY.

3 years in a row, baby.

HALLOWEEN - ROUND 3 !

HALLOWEEN - ROUND THREEEEEEEE !!

made it to the warehouse party around 3am.. right after puking my guts out.


re-apply the lipstick and we're good son.


just in time to meet cast members from shrek


and the swat team!


took a quick ten minutes on the bed, and we were ready to party.. again.


so was this guy


RICKS! p.s. that is not my watch hahahahahah


knocking on the door of the bathroom, my cousin pops out! HI COUSIN.


and it's bottle downing time.


family reunion!


sharing is caring.


place was packed like my belly was with beer.


bathroom breaks were so pleasant, it's rare to have functional bathrooms at a warehouse party. NOT ONLY WERE THEY DECENT, but every single one FLUSHED!
#1: "is this your wig?!"
#2: "yeah! i found it!"
#1: "can i throw it in the sink?!"
#2: "okay. i guess!?"
#1: "YEAHHH I THREW THE WIG IN THE SINK!"
#2: "YEAAAHHH!!!" hahahahahha


whoa, if that doesn't say wasted i dunno what will. ahahha.


colin kept me company while i tried to escape the wrath of evilness. thanks colin!


you're so tall!


and in another room, i discover.. A DRUMMER?! what. crazy.


"why are you on the floor?!" "i'm grabbing my money"


what? we droppin cash?


wrap the party up by grabbing some mcdonald's breakfast.

so. IT ENDED UP BEING A FUCKING RAGER. i got wasted enough to not be able to see straight, to puke my guts out, to think i was being watched. so fucking wasted, that i fucking thought i was invincible, that i almost lost my everything. i haven't had a voice for the past four days. dropped my cell phone four times (from what i remember). dropped my camera five million times, the zoom button is officially broken, no more zooming for botch.. someone please buy me a botch proof camera for christmas! AND, i woke up with a black eye.. but fuck, it was worth every second. congratulations halloween, you were such a fucking gong show. drop kicked that son of a bitch to the face. see you next year, bitch.

HALLOWEEN - ROUND 2 !

DANCING WITH THE DJ AFTER I GOT LOST BETWEEN GOD & A SHOT OF SCOTCH.

yup thas my sister!




five glasses of wine in.. wtf?! i drank wine!? i know.


YES.


you know how usually bianca and i are moshing at the front?! well, for this round we couldn't. we kept on getting knocked out by people making out.. wings in my face, just gnarly shit. i woke up the next morning with a black eye.


beer goggles!


maribeth and audrey


paperbag princess was soooo cool.


meow ;)


cap. com.




i fucking love halloween


from dazed and confused, it's matthew !


mike and ariel oooooooooooorrrr.. burger king and ANGRY panda!


OHH HOW I'VE MISSED THIS PLACE!


always three beers in my hand. had to!


there it is.


found waldo!


MICHAEL!! i've been waiting for the day to meet you!


just hammered. just.. tanked.. when barbra streisand came on, please believe i went off and almost broke my entire surroundings.


THE HANGOVER!


cowboys gettin' jiggy with old women.


v the chilean miner!


WHOAA check that action in the background. gettin it.


whoa..! hahaha psychedelic man.


instead of playin video games, why don't you take advantage.


life doesn't dish out.


sickkk.

round three next, it doesn't end there kiddos.