There's a girl in my class named Jessica, I don't know if it's because we're both Capricorns or if we're both just weird.. but I seriously think she may be at least one of the top ten funniest people I have ever met.. and because of that, I'd like to share with you, some Jessica moments.
Jessica: "I don't know Botch, maybe we should go into paramedics, because I look really good in fluorescent yellow."
Rach: *throws garbage toward garbage can but misses.*
Jessica: : "OOOH, white girl can't jump."
Jessica: "I threw away all my toe socks, my toenails just cut holes in them."
Prof: "And today we are starting Unit G."
Jessica: "G-g-g-g-g-g-G-UNIT!"
Til next time.
Saturday, September 22, 2012
JESSICA MOMENTS.
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- Consistently making a mess of things, she's either "funny" or "weird". Botcho usually finds herself awake for too long despite her love of sleep. She's busy exploring the world with a taste for fashion, concerts, breaking rules, hair dying and pizza. She only calls herself a writer in an attempt for her blog to make sense. For all business inquiries, you can contact her mom. syntifik@hotmail.com
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