CHUCK BASS AIN'T NUTTIN' TO FUCK WIT'..

Another reason to love Chuck Bass. OH ED WESTWICK! You forever have my heart.

GGGGGGGGGGGG!!

It is safe to say I'm officially caught up on gossip girl. Serena's cousin be crazy. What kind of psycho shit is that?! Call me Serena?! LOL. EW. I'm still head over heels for Dan.. and lemme just say, I've always hated Jack.. but NOW, now dude is oddly attractive. That hungry line was ridiculously comical. Blaire's engagement dinner dress is hmmmmaaazing. Those are the kinds of dresses I would buy if I had money. Even if I had no where to wear them. Alex explaining the last episode was much further understood upon watching. Chuck needs to run some boss shit and take Russell Thorpe the fuck out. #2cents

XOXO.

"CAN WE JUST CALL THE COPS? I'M HUNGRY AND ALL YOU SEEM TO HAVE ARE OLIVES AND HALLUCINOGENIC MUSHROOMS."

- JACK BASS.

XOXO

"GIRLS KNOW THAT WHEN GUYS SAY THAT DURING SEX IT DOESN'T MEAN 'I LOVE YOU', IT MEANS, 'I LOVE HAVING SEX WITH YOU'."

- NATE ARCHIBALD.

MOTHER FUCKER IT'S WEDNESDAY.

.. and i know of some things that be wack and shit.

HEY! i came up with a lot of things for today this week AND i remembered to write them all down. so enough with the yakkedy yack, here's what's wack.

BOTCHED BOOB JOBS
i love when girls get boob jobs, then in their outfits they have no cleavage.. cause like either their boobs are too far apart, or they're super high at like their shoulders. i don't mind boob jobs, as long as you're doing it for yourself.. but when you're doing it so you can be a hoe, mother fucker you deserve that shit.

JENNY HUMPHREY
she's still a fucking hoe. FUCK OFF JENNY! WILL YOU JUST LEAVE THE CITY ALREADY?! what is your fucking deal! honestly! you don't know shit! you're just a horny slut without any friends. i hate you!!

BOYFRIEND GREEDS
girls who think i want their boyfriend. PLEASE. stop. i do not want your shit. so please stop eye'ing me like you're going to beat me down with your eyeballs. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. & i am absolutely fully 500% committed to him right now. I FUCKING HATE GIRLS@!!! LEAVE ME ALONE.

LO, STEPHANIE, AUDRINA
stop talking shit about kristin. talk to her if you wanna say something. she's too ill na na for you guys. i used to love all three of you, but if you're not being straight up with kristin, you deserve to be cussed off. YUP.

NO HEARING.
WHY DO I NOT HAVE THE BEATS BY DRE HEADPHONES YET?! that's wack.

NOT AGREEING TO DIS-AGREE
i understand everyone has an opinion. everyone sees something a certain way, and that's their shit. i enjoy myself a good debate every now and then.. but when it comes to a certain point, it is time to realize that you are not going to change what the other person thinks. it's time to let that shit go and realize that hey.. what you think is what you think, what the other person thinks is what the other person thinks. LET IT GO. arguments that last for a month are childish. we're grown people. we're grown./

CHANGE AT CHECK OUT
when you're in line anywhere, and the person ahead of you whips out this change purse.. with a billion other things in it, to count out their amount in change so they can receive an equal amount. i especially hate this when their total is like 9.98. they're like whipping out these cards, and garbage from their coin purse to find enough coins to equal 98 cents.. LIKE REALLY PEOPLE!? you do realize you're going to get two pennies back, is that really worth keeping me from getting to the front of the line!? if you have change fine, but at least have that shit out instead of digging for it for five hours. "okay.. and that's 98 cents! .. and i think i have a coupon here somewhere.." FUCK ME.

PLANE DE-BOARDING
i travel quite a bit compared to the regular person, so i've had my share of plane rides.. and i HAAAAAAAAAAATTTEEE when you land, and everybody gets up like there's a fire. THE CAPTAIN CLEARLY SAYS STAY SEATED TIL THE PLANE IS STOPPED.. and all this rushing just makes shit go even slower..!! like hello, these aisles are big enough for a single file line, you're not going to pass anybody, so just fucking wait your fucking turn.. OH!! and then, these rushing assholes get off the plane, and they stand infront of the fucking doorway to wait for their friend, or family. REALLY?! can you not wait at baggage claim, or at least move to the side?! you nearly trampled me, and my carry on, to block my way some more.

NO $$$$
isn't it annoying when you have all this cash, and you go shopping and buy nothing.. then when you have no cash, you see something you've wanted for a long time, and it's the last one.. and when you get cash to go get it, it isn't there anymore. this always happens to me. i always find something i want when i don't have money. yeah. that's wack.


WHAT BUGS YOU ?!

SYNTIFIK SUNDAY!

hey guyyyyssss.. so i received a lot of questions this week!.. i got a lot of great questions, and picking my brain made my day.. so thanks for your continued interest! so i just finished answering them.. read the answers after the jump..Favorite Chick flick?
the notebook.. and mean girls! lol

Favorite Drama TV show?
gossip girl.

Favorite Comedy TV show?
the office!.. and friends!

how do you feel about mainstream music?
some days, i want to take all radios, and smash them.
.. but i enjoy me a good britney tune..! lol

what's your take on plastic surgery?
i think it's silly.. unless you were like in a fatal car crash or something.. i hate boob jobs.
i think flaws can sometimes be the most amazing things about people.

If you could have dinner with three people.. alive or dead...who would they be and why?
my dad, nas and my mom.
i say nas because, well hello. he's the biggest inspiration in my life aside from my parents.. and i say my parents, because they're my inspiration and guard.. i said my dad because i admire him so much, and would love a meal with him.. i can't really remember what that's like.. and if i'm having dinner with my pops, my mom deserves the same!

what are you most insecure about?
failing.

would you ever bang on the first date?
this is a doozy. i feel like guys are dicks, and no matter what kind of person you are, if you bang on the first date, it's a wrap. they're going to think you're trashy.. i'm going to say, NO i wouldn't bang on a first date, but fuck.. everyone makes mistakes.. and i'm everyone. i respect myself, and want to be treated the same.. so hopefully, banging on the first date won't go down if i'm really diggin this guy..
unless it's like.. nas. then yooooo..

favorite books? any recommendations?
i LOOOOOVEEEE strega by andrew vachss.. AMAZING author.. and after strega, i couldn't let go of him.. but strega is still my favorite.. i also like "if tomorrow comes" by sidney sheldon, it's the only book that i've read more than 5 times.
i read fight club by chuck pahlahniuk, and it was the only book by him that i read.. and someone suggested rant to me, which was great! the last books i finished were invisible monsters (sweet book) and choke by him.. so i dig him too!
there you go, you have a whole list..! hope it lasts you:)

fav character on gossip girl?
CHUCK MOTHER FUCKIN BASS!

are you a jealous person?
i try not to be, but i totally am.. with everything.. when my friends get new friends i get a little un-easy. like "I SHOULD BE YOUR ONLY FRIEND!" ahha.. and i get jealous of people i feel are better at something than i am.. and when it comes to the boyfriend, if i see a girl talking to him.. i'll freak out.. but i freak out inside, bite my lip and restrain myself. the thing about my jealousy is i know it's stupid, so i cover it up with cockiness and hope that no one sees the diff!

do you have an alter ego?lol
uhm.. some times i feel like i do.. i tend to do really horrible selfish things some times, without thinking they're horrible.. and then later, i'll feel guilty.. and debate with the guilt.. like "eh it wasn't THAT bad" when it really was lol.. watch out, i'm trouble.

What's your favorite genre of music?
hip hop.

thanks again for all the questions.. i look forward to what you have to ask this week!!

ASK ME ANYTHING!!

WEDNESDAY.

WHAT'S WACK AND SHIT!!!

NOT HAVING TIME TO DO ANYTHING
i wanna go to schoooooooool, i wanna make moneeeyyy.. i wannt hang out with my boyyyyfriendd.. i wanna parrrttyyy!! stop being selfish time!!

NICK MINAJ, RIHANNA, KESHA
for being the biggest twats on the planet!! plus, they're doing a show together. the fuck is that shit!! when i told my boyfriend he was like "who the fuck shit that idea out?!" i could not stop laughing. rihanna is so trashy. she tries to be this ill na na type deal but she's just stealing a little bit from everybody who is on top. kesha is just an uffie wannabe. i CANNOT WAIT til uffie drops her album to show her who's boss. nicki minaj.. uggghhhh.. she is just boobs and a butt saying shit no one listens to.. because if people did actually listen to it, no one would care.

THIS:

hip hop royalty?! are you fucking kidding me right now?!

ALLERGIES
i have hives all over. i refuse to hang out with anyone. go away!! im itchy:(

BUBBLE TEA PEOPLE
okay new spot! decided to try it outtt with my cousin.. it's the one by winners, i forget what it's called.. but the girl made a bubble tea for a staff member before US!! it was two dudes, one girl. so the girl made a bubble tea for the guy.. then those two guys was juzz chillin.. one was watching tv.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING! it's not like there's nothing to be done, you could help the girl. then while we're waiting, the girl runs to the front to help other customers, and dude watches tv for a bit, and then he serves us.. damn bubble tea, why do you have to be so good!!

WEDNESDAYS
so close yet sooo farrrrrrrr..!!!

JENNY HUMPHREY
you stupid hoe!! stop trying to steal nate!! leave nate and serena alone!! wtf is your deal you lame-o?! WILL YOU GET YOUR OWN LIFE ALREADY?! gawd you're annoying. you need to get with chuck's mom, move to some far away island and never come back to the gg world ever again!!

WIND
stop blowing sand into my sneakers and face! thanks.

my day officially just ended.. and i'm tired and itchy!! i am sooo not looking forward to tomorrow. well the beginning at least.. i'm cuttin my hair tomorrow so goodbye rapunzel! helloooooo easy street. minus the working part. fuckfuckfuck. i need another job asap. help!! til tomorrow suckahs.

HAYYY GURRRLL HAYYY!!

so i totally just got home.. when i totally have to be out the door again at 6!! UGH. what is this life! i'm not complaining too much, i like the busy. but chyea, i just don't wanna get ready. i totally should be doing that now, but here i am..
i need lashes, and i think everyone should buy me lashes.. why?! cuzz.. it'd be a nice thing to do? k cool. thanks. sephora why do you burn my wallet whyyyyyy!!
in other news, i finally got my contacts in the mail today, THREE WEEKS LATE! yeahyeah!! let's just hope i don't rip them in the first week like every other pair i've owned..!!
in more news, WHAT IS WITH GOSSIP GIRL!! stop adding celebrities dammit! you make it hard to watch.. it loses its realness.. and what's with the lighting?! why does everybody look all orange and homo now!? daH faCk mayne.
speaking of "daH faCk".. daH faCk mather nature! what is you sayinnn?! what is with your bitch ass?! i love christmas! but yo.. chill out on the cold yo. this wind is not doin wonders for my hair.
watching movies totally was killin shit this weekend, but i juzz couldnt do it.. so i was kinda really thrilled when bianca called. alive turned out to be alright. i'm sick as dog, so my fever was through the roof, i tried to jump and rage away my sickness but with no success. the beer made me feel better, but that's juzz because i love beer. the scale doesn't love beer though. cot damn. can i get a jog up in this mother fucker?!
my wallet is so hurtin! when did i get all these adult expenses and shit?! i'm like "yo i'll just win the lottery" but buying a lotto ticket isn't in my budget.. ferrfuxxxsake.

uncle: i think you must have been smoking pot in here
botch: what?! what are you talking about?!
mom: well what is that bottle?
uncle: yeah, it's for pot.
botch: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

ugh i should totally get ready.. even though i just wanna lay here..
i'll be back later cuz i am in a bloggin zone right now.