sometimes people in the game do silly things.. or they just get caught looking silly.. upon finding these i couldn't help but laugh my ass off so i thought i'd share.
24. dj quick's cover
23. drizzy in some fake j's
22. naked nelly *shudder
21. crooked i's misspelled tattoo
20. lil cease's cover
19. trina's leaked cell phone and mysterious rash.
18. relationship tattoos.. and then breaking up
17. the whole kanye leak
16. fake lv sunglasses on xxl. louis vuitton actually wrote a letter to xxl saying these were fake, but the dude who gave ross the glasses says these are legit and just customized. you decide.
15. benzino leak.
14. lol, oh cam.
13. game's butterfly
12. weezy's condom ad, go down.
11. ...
10. fergie's pee
9. rub a dub dub, tupac in a tub
8. OH DRIZZY.
7. yung berg's chain gettin passed around like groupies
what's up. my name is botch, i will be your blogger this evening. on the menu today we have 25 specials. as suggested by previous customers, i highly recommend them. please proceed to turn the page for your fucking viewing pleasure.
25 BOTCH FAVORITES
1. FAVORITE FOOD hmm. this is a toughy. i'm fat and love all food. FEED ME SON, FEED ME.. but i think i might have to go with pizza and sandwiches.. although i love a mean pasta.. this goes for meals though.. my mom's cooking is also bomb. she can make anything i tell her to make, and i'm always stunned like, "REALLY!? you made me sushi?! REALLY?! baklava?! sesame balls?! souvlaki?!" i can travel the world in my mom's kitchen and bitches it is wiiiicked!
2. FAVORITE PIZZA PLACE little pizza heaven is the SHIT! i love domino's too, but only if it's thin crust. thick crust is too greasy for me. yuck. although i love the cheese on pizza hut pizza, aka ninja turtles pizza. however, $40 for one pizza, not my steez. little pizza heaven is affordable, it's fucking good, and it's open after the club. fuck yeah!
3. FAVORITE DESSERT i'm totally not a fan of sweets, but i love desserts. i'm not big on cheesecake anymore.. i went like a week straight of cheesecake every day, and now it's kind of blah to me. i'm a big fan of hazelnut.. or ANYTHING from goodies bakery. i want goodies to cater my wedding.. and my birthday.. and my christmas.. and every saturday where i'll make up a fake holiday in order to have goodies.
4. FAVORITE MOVIE oh man. this is such a brutal one for me. although there are a billion movies i haven't seen, i also have a billion favorites. carlito's way, casino, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the science of sleep, grease (YEAH SO!), belly, memento, BUT.. i'd say my FAVORITE would be a toss up between city of god and requiem for a dream.
5. FAVORITE BRAND OF CALCULATORS i don't know who told me to do this one, as their comment was anonymous, but i had to throw it in. do people really have a favorite brand?! do people use calculators outside of school?! i really don't.. although my texas syntifik (ooohh wordplay there son!) calculator gets the job done.. and it was always good times typing out 8008135 and holding it up to a classmate during a silent moment in class .. lol still hilarious.
6. FAVORITE COMMERICIALS i love commercials.. i have three.
7. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND i'll have me some hellz bellz, 10.deep, stussy and MOB please. oh and american apparel, half my shit is from american apparel.. how i love thee.
8. FAVORITE SHOE BRAND dear nike, please hit me with a nike truck and then pay me off with free shoes for the rest of my life. one love.
9. FAVORITE STYLE oh janet. this one's hard to answer. i think my style varies every day. sometimes i'm feeling REALLY courageous, and i cut something up and throw something crazy together. it comes out really ugly, or really awesome, and sometimes i'm not sure which so i just go with it. i love baggy shit and things that fall off your skin, and i absolutely LOVE tacky shit. i adore wearing things that aren't my size, simply for the fact that it becomes a completely different piece of clothing.
10. FAVORITE TATTOOS well i don't have any.. so i guess this doesn't refer to me lol.. on guys i love neck tattoos. oh lawwddddd.. shit is so facking hot.. and small tiny hand tattoos. i love hands, i think they're beautiful and i really get excited when i see tiny art on them. tattoos are hot period.. as long as they're not like praying hands, tribal tats, or butterflies. holy am i sick of you bastards. i saw this girl on the beach who had a peacock feather down her ribcage all the way down to the tip of her mid thigh. shit was the sexxiest thing i've seen in life.
11. FAVORITE PIERCINGS lip piercings. all day every day.. can i just say how much i hate the ball on it though?! ew./ nah kid! a simple fish hook, none of this ball shit! *shudder.
12. FAVORITE PLACE TO MAKE OUT oh janet. hahaha. WELL, i'd have to say either in a car, or against a car. just cause those some how are always more intense than anywhere else.. but i really wanna make out behind a waterfall.. against some (flat) ROCK! hahaha. deadly but hot shit. i wanna make out in the rain too.. but by spur of the moment, not cause i'm like "wow i've always wanted to do this."
13. FAVORITE "SNOG" okay i have two. i had a date with dude and we had a fairly decent time, and i was having a cigarette in the parking lot and in between in inhale, he pushed me up against his car and kissed me, then exhaled my cigarette.. it was dope.. we uhh.. didn't work out ahahaaha my second was when this guy picked me up, and he was holding me by my bum and pushed me against the wall.. and maybe this is getting a little too much for the blogging world..pause.
14. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE JUICE! i love juice! i don't drink carbonated drinks, i love juice too much.. but like weird shit.. like aloe, pomegranate, wheat grass, black sesame.. oh lawdd.. i'm highly aware of my strangeness, but i just like tasting things that are out of the norm, they all taste so great to me.
18. FAVORITE MUSICIAN NAS. NAS NAS NAS NAS NAS NAS NAS NAS NAS... and recently kid cudi. hahaha they're both ranking it up on my list.. but nas will always be number one. thats word.
19. FAVORITE BOARD GAME BUDDY! i will kick your ass in scrabble. that's my word (get it? word?).. i love "scene it" too.. although i'm not that good at it. OH AND CRANIUM! cranium is so fucking great..!!
20. FAVORITE SCHOOL SUBJECT ENGLISH. i loved english.
21. FAVORITE SPORT i guess this would be basketball.. both playing and watching.. if i was good at hockey, it might just be hockey.. but sadly, no.. it remains basketball lol
22. FAVORITE PLACE TO HAVE A DATE a beer, a walk, a compliment and a little something to take home scream perfect to me. my exboyfriend once gave me his nba band, it wasn't big, he didn't buy it for me or nothing.. but after a walk home, and a tiny gift, i felt like the luckiest girl in the world! then he cheated on me, three cheers! hahahhaha
23. FAVORITE HALLOWEEN COSTUME bat girl and raggedy ann./ nigga i was piiimpppppiiinnn
24. FAVORITE STORE TO SHOP AT i know i listed my favorite brands up there, but i really love thrift stores.. and boutiques.. oh and like winners and shit./ good quality shit can always be found cheap, you just gotta look, and looking some times is half the fun compared to the actual purchase.
Consistently making a mess of things, she's either "funny" or "weird". Botcho usually finds herself awake for too long despite her love of sleep. She's busy exploring the world with a taste for fashion, concerts, breaking rules, hair dying and pizza. She only calls herself a writer in an attempt for her blog to make sense. For all business inquiries, you can contact her mom.
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