MY SOUL IS BACK!

Life is sad and people are mean.
The past few days have been crap.
This weather is giving me the blues.
I just wanna be left alone.

I think that's the introvert in me. It's not even that I'm ridiculously sad. I'm just fed up. Everyone wants my help but no one wants to help me. You're not even asking if I need help. Cuz like. I really do. I'm busy.
Cinderelly, Cinderelly. Fuck y'all, I'm hiding under my blanket until this week is over.

If you bring me hot chocolate or pizza, we're cool though.

WHY IS IT SO HARD TO DO STUFF?

Are you like me? Are you never doing laundry and living in a chaotic mess? Are you breaking hearts un-intentionally? Do you get super wasted and wake up the next morning wondering if you're in the right city? Do you lose your debit card/keys/wallet at least once a year? Do you answer your texts hours later, days later? Are you always un-aware of what day it is? Do you forget plans? Do you buy more clothes just because you haven't done laundry? Do you order take out every day and never go to the gym? Do you have un-finished projects? Have you thought up ideas but haven't started them? Are you reading three books at the same time and confusing them? Do you own a black lab? Have you lost your license then found it then lost it again? Have you ever drove a car into the ditch because you were too focused on numbers of an address? Are you un-sure of things? Did you break your glasses a month ago but still haven't gotten new ones? Have you ripped over ten pairs of contacts? Do you change your mind all the time? Are you always judging others while trying to be less judgmental? Do you have back pain all day? Have you completely lost your mind?

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It's called booze. Just give me booze. and maybe some pizza?

THROUGHOUT MY DAY:

*morning time*

I CAN'T GET OUT OF BED WHY IS THE WORLD SO COLD!

*an hour later*

Uggghhh coffeee, pleaseeeee, coffeeee.

*few hours later*

WORK BE OVER SO I CAN SLEEP.

*couple hours later*

Can't sleep now or you'll ruin your sleep cycle, must stay awake.

*interwebz*

Okay totes time for bed.

*dinner, brush teeth, get ready for bed*

WIDE AWAKE.

#thecycle

EXCUSE ME, I'M TRYING TO NAP.

SASHA KEABLE CAN SING.

UNIF.

I wish my entire wardrobe was UNIF. $118.00 for a sweater though, yo. You're paying a hefty penny. Which isn't even THAT hefty. I am a cheap bastard, I like my thrift scores and my cheap shit. Occasionally, I like getting a pricer piece IF I'm absolutely in love with it.. but even then, it's usually paired with the cheapest of the cheap. My closet still has sweaters and leggings that my mom owned in the 80's, that's how much of a cheap fuck I am.
It's taking a lot of effort for me not to buy everything UNIF sells. If ever, ever you see me homeless in a cardboard box, it's because I bought everything from UNIF instead of paying bills and buying food.

For more UNIF click HERE

EKKK EKEKEKEKEKEEEK.

What does the fox say?

I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT MEAT.

I went to Tony Roma's yesterday and was super close to ordering a steak AND ribs. This might not seem like much, but I've been a vegetarian for some odd years now, so yes. It's something. I didn't end up ordering the steak or ribs. But I still think about it. One of my best friends recently had chicken after being a veggie head for over four years, and I don't see her as a failure. I mean, I don't see it as failing. It's a choice. We just chose to eat something, right?

I go through these weird phases/self-contests. I went through a year of cutting out white rice, a three year streak of no pork, a ten year streak of no carbonated drinks. I decided to go with the whole carbonated drinks thing again, with the exception of beer. I don't know why I do these things, it's almost just a test of will power. If I was a complete health nut, I'd probably quit smoking... I haven't.

These inner battles of determination and discipline stem from a place I can't remember.

I think about burgers a lot lately.. but I feel like if I give in, I have to start from square one.

Stay tuned, I might blog a burger, steak, carbonated drink, cigarette break soon......