HEY NEIGHBOR,

You know if you would stop mowing your lawn, I wouldn't have to mow my lawn. Then we could both just have jungle yards, and not give a fuck! BUUUUTTTTTTTTT.. since you keep mowing your lawn, you're making me look kind of bad, brah. Stop being so proper and live a little, join my fucka lawn party..!


Seriously guys. Anyone wanna come over and mow my lawn?! Fuck.