AUSTRA

I GOT TOLD TODAY.

I was entering the square when a guy on crutches was exiting. I hesitated to grab the door for him and in that brief moment of hesitation, he looked like he had it handled. Then he said, "That's okay, I wasn't expecting you to hold the door for me anyways!". In that moment, I turned red and pleaded, "I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! Sorry!". Boy, did that sentence make me feel like a chump. I felt awful. He really took my insides and sculpted them into balloon animals of guilt and shame. I felt like the worst person in the world. Still do. Kinda deserve it for half thinking, half rushing. I was a douche today. So douchey.

Got told today. Got told.

PUPPY ILA.

Puppy Ila was brought to the vet with the PARVO virus in critical condition :(

She has been admitted and is required to stay there until who knows how long and I'm stuck being sad, worrying my life away. PLEASE get your puppies vaccinated.. not only does this virus completely destroy the insides of our best friends, killing many, but the treatment is ridiculously expensive. I have spent $1800 so far, and my vet bill keeps rising. And even though Ila was vaccinated, she was still susceptible until her third booster and she unfortunately got the PARVO virus before her booster :( WHY WORLD WHY!

Hang in there puppy cakes! Momma and Esco won't quit on you!

NEW BEAT JUNKIES SAMPLER!

If your weekend's gone sour like mine has, why not let some tunes make it better?!

The Beat Junkies have released a new Sampler (CLICK HERE!) and it is great. Go ahead and get the last of your summer on! All about that Marlena Shaw sample!

GET 'EM DADDY.

This is my favorite Cam song, ever. EEEEEEEPPPPPP!!!!!

KILLA CAM SEASON.

Killa cam, blam blam, thank you ma'am. Used to cook green eggs, don't fuck wit ham. Made it to the city-witty. Winni-Winni. Keep my cape on, cape committee. Sing songs at times. Whole lotta lines. Keep rhymes and rhymes, okay fines. Say okay bye. Ha-Ha.


Public Service Announcement: The above lyrics have never been rapped by Cam'ron or his affiliates to the knowledge of Vocabulary Spills. Vocabulary Spills fully hears every Diplomat song to the tune of the above because, don't you? .. but fully loves Cam'ron and all of his purple capes 100%. She only wishes she could rap.


CAM CAM CAM CAM.

PRINCIPLES.

EVERYTHING IS PURPLE.