"Look in your phone contacts. Pick out any two random 25-year-olds. Tell me what they’re both doing with their lives. Chances are that one of them is spending most nights scrounging around on Facebook for a good electronica show where they can get in for less than five dollars and hopefully score some free molly from an acquaintance because they’ve been out of a job for about four months. And it’s likely that the other is currently married with a house purchased in a nice-but-still-kind-of-hip suburb and is excited at the prospect of zestily reproducing in the next few years. One of them is getting monogrammed kitchen towels and handmade soaps for the guest bathroom, while the other is posting seven statuses a day from the comfort of their living room whilst getting high and watching reruns of Maury and eating Gogurt. And neither of these are right or wrong."

- CHELSEA FAGAN (via TC)

DEATH DOCUMENTARY TRAILER

"I CAN'T REALLY TAKE MY EYES OFF WHAT I'M DOING, BECAUSE, THERE'S NO NEED TO."

Wow. All of my posts have been videos, huh?! Seriously though, this might be the most important thing you ever watch. Nas speaks about the evolution of hip hop, his daughter, poetry, music and life moments. So just listen to me and do it, fuck face!

#NasForever #Ireallyjusthashtaggedablogpost #byyyyyyyeeeeee

WE'RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LUCKY.

So fucking excited for this like for realy real.

FULL DEMO STREAM.

Yeah. Fucking, yeah. UGH NAS, you have no idear what you do to me!! GAH!

DRIVES ME SO CRAZY.

Hey guys! Some great music is up for download, so you should download it! Here's a link for the full album: HERE.

Been listening to this all day at work. You should too. Happy Thursday, y'all!

EMBARRASSING.

FIRST THINGS FIRST.

This song over everything. Goodnight.

YEAAAAHHH.. NO.

I will never be completely used to girls hating me. Never completely.. However, it's nothing new. When your collective of friends are male, expect every other girl on their arm to view you as trash. I don't mind assholes, go ahead and do your thing. Just.. GO OVER THERE AND DO IT. Do not do it around me. You and your phony ass can go run that shit somewhere else. SOMEWHERE ELSE, I SAY.

"GETTING OLD", AS A YOUNG PERSON.

I am young, I'm in my prime yo. I actually have said that since I was 17. I'm really not sure how long your "prime" lasts, but apparently to me, it goes on for quite a few years. I've never been bothered by age. I mean, I know from everyone over the age of 25, you must be like, "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL YOUNG.". But no. I'm really not scared of being old, I'm scared of goals and accomplishing stuff, but age? Nah. Not really.

But today I have serious acid reflux. It is driving me insane. Not just that! My back hurts. All the time. I get heartburn, and my joints crack, and sometimes I pull muscles by putting my jacket on, or bending to pick something up. My hands cramp, and I drop things. Sometimes I'll just lose total control of my hand. I've broken a few mugs.

My memory is shit, my eye bags are dark, there's never a moment where I'm not tired and right now I'm spitting up stomach acid.

Did you know caffeine gives you heartburn?! HOW DO YOU LIVE AS AN ADULT WITHOUT COFFEE?! You can't. There is no way. So destroy yaself, we losing.

I mean, I remember being a kid watching Days of Our Lives with my Ena (babysitter), and commercials for everything I just mentioned would play. I never understood it, but I knew what they were for - old people.

Is that where I am?! Do kids look at me and think I'm old? Ah. Fuck you kids, I don't care about you stupid punks. Get off my daisies! *throws cat*

I just dislike these issues. I dislike avoiding certain foods because of heartburn, or being all elastic-y and being able to bend however I wanted to. I debated on whether or not I should put a *wink* after that previous sentence, just to let you know.

Age doesn't matter, but function does.

Oh God, my heart hurts.

GERD is a real bitch y'all.

AMANDA BYNES.

Remember "What I Like About You" Amanda Bynes?! Ah, those were the days. I honestly feel like this whole thing is just her throwing a tantrum. At least, that's what I hope for. Remember when she posted all those tweets about Drake, and everyone talked about it for a couple days then got over it. It's like she's re-living that. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE KID CUDI TWEETS. She used to be the best. What happened?!




Yikes.

Um.

What the fuck is this?! Explain.

EDDIE HUANG.

I just finished re-watching every episode of Eddie Huang's "Fresh Off the Boat", and soon after, I had to re-watch his Munchies episode. This guy hits the streets and eats. The passion he has for food, the overall understanding he has for food, and OMG, just seeing the fucking food, give you everything you need to ALMOST taste it. I'm so hungry right now. I don't even eat meat, but would definitely take a night off from vegetarianism if I linked up with Eddie.
He's hilarious, went to law school, and is hip hop in every way. The combination gives you one of the best things to watch on the web. So yo, get hungry and love Eddie as much as I do! And once you've completed his series, he has a book too!

LET GO.

You're not who I thought you were.

And that makes me sad.

COLLEGE LIFE.

I've been friends with this girl for 11 years. We didn't get to graduate high school together, but we graduated college together. Was, always will be, for forever, my best friend. Happy birthday weekend to this wonderful, beautiful, inspiring, AND NOW HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER, WHUT!

I JUST WANT TO BE IMPORTANT.

I want to be important. I don't want to be needed. I could give less of a fuck about that shit. Just important. I don't need to be at the top of the ladder, I don't need to own the world. Just important. I don't want a statue with my name on it.I don't need to be the park bench that everyone sits on but ignores the gold plated piece of memory on it. GOOD IMPORTANT. I don't want to be that phone bill you keep in your drawer of important things. No, fuck that. I want to be an antique necklace that you received from your grandmother. You keep it in an engraved box a top your dresser. You only wear it on special occasions. That kind of important.

IMPORTANCE OF BEING IMPORTANT HAS NEVER FELT MORE IMPORTANT.

GRANNY'S COTTAGE.

I officially want to buy a house and go art crazy on it. I think this may be the house where purple, glitter, and cotton candy live, and I want to move in with them. I wish all my slumber parties were held here.











Yes. Seriously. This amazing place of amazement exists. You can visit the website for a ton more pics HERE