Wednesday, July 28, 2010

YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOT WACK?!

kid cudi.
FAX MACHINES
so i was trying to send a fax, but the paper kept jamming.. EXCEPT, it wasn't jamming. the machine just said it was jamming. soo, i had to fax every single sheet, ONE by ONE. waiting for one to scan before i put in the next one. that doesn't sound so bad, but when you have a 30 pager to fax.. it's not so fun~!! DEAR WORK, get a better fax machine :(

CELL PHONE ACCOUNT
because for some reason, even though i've had THREE different phones since, and i've had THREE different numbers.. even changed addresses, my account is still under my ex-boyfriend's name. HOW IN THE HELL?!

HOW FAST ESCO GROWS
stopppp growing! i want her to stay little forever~!!

HOW MUCH SHIT THERE IS TO DO
lists of things to get done.. it never ends. i feel like this shit goes to infinity. mow the lawn, get some dog food, groceries, laundry, dishes, take out the garbage, clean your desk.. uuguggghghughguhggghhhh STOP. i need an assistant. an assistant who will accept payments of high fives.. YO DONT SWEAT THAT, i give really good high fives. i am now accepting applications. please revert yourselves to my comment box. hotties only.

KE$HA
how is kesha famous and i'm not famous?! like really?! i'm ten times cooler than kesha. actually fuck that. i'm cool, kesha isn't. she looks like a drag queen crackhead.. she also looks like she should have a whole bunch of flies flying around her. yes. she looks dirty. LOL! omg black thought just rapped "i'm the type that's always catchin' a fly" on my stereo speakers.. music reads my mind.

EXPENSIVE SHIT
seriously why the fuck is everything so expensive?! they should mark down everything in the world by 20%, and to me thats reasonable. they act like all these products and goods take so much labour and service. bitches fuck that.. do you know how lazy this fucking world is!? we got machines and shit to do all that shit now. stop being greedy money hungry fucks and give us our shit!! fuckin' $4.50 for a vitamin water?! fuck outta here.

i am in a MUCH better mood today than i have these past few days. i feel like i can do anything if i just foooocus.. and i think a lot of it has to do with the one guy who said "hey, you're pretty. have a good one.". shit mother fuck! you could be lying mother fucker, i don't give a fuck. that shit can make your day.. and so can a night with a good friend, so can a redbull:) thanks bianca.. damn those ghost trains! lol. i gotta go buy smokes before i nic out again. that shit's wack too.. fuckin nic'n out.. fuck that shit.

TWO MORE DAYS CUDDER! two more!

4 COMMENT:

Ferrari-110 said...

Sounds like you have the same fax machine I use to have at one of my old jobs. Maybe it's the dreaded fax machine from office space...lol Let's take some baseball bats and beat it to death in a field somewhere ;)

syntifik said...

haha SOOO DOWWWNNN!! i love breaking stuff as much as i LOOOVE office space. i've watched it over 20 times, and i don't own the movie. that's how much i love it. "OMGGG YOU HAVE OFFICE SPACE, LET'S WATCH IT!!" & word life. fucka fax machine.

Anonymous said...

%20 off your vitamin water would make it $3.60. Isn't that still expensive =P

syntifik said...

haha FINE. i thought i was being too greedy asking for more than 20%!
you win mathlete.