Wednesday, April 20, 2011

WEDNESDAY, WEDNESDAY, WEDNESDAY.

WHAT'S WACK WEDNESDAY

"BOTCH IT'S A MOVIE"
You know when you're watching a movie, and you're really astounded by something? Like, say for instance.. in titanic, when Rose missed the spot on the cabinet with the ax.. some how, with her eyes closed, she manages to get Jack free on the first swing.. so you're like "wow, I can't believe she did that!". Then there's the person who's like, "Uh, it's a movie". No shit it's a movie.. but isn't that what they're supposed to do? Amaze me? ENTERTAIN ME? WHO KNEW! A movie that could actually entertain! I know the first gun shot to the bad guy, the guy who survived a car crash and a death chase, and the random cafeteria sing-alongs AREN'T real. I'm not an idiot, I know what a movie is. They're kind of supposed to place you in that situation for a second so you get ENTERTAINED, thanks.


Who? Who in their right mind, would eat this?

SUGAR-FREE REDBULL
I've never tried it, but I think that redbull should never change, just stay the same forever my love!

YOU'RE OUR 1 MILLIONTH VISITOR
.. TO THIS SITE AND YOU'VE WON $1 MILLION! -_-. cman, I'm tryna win the real lottery here. & "close window", and new one opens, and close window, and a new one opens. Ugh.

READ?
When you're reading a book, and someone asks, "What are you reading?". Seriously? Seriously though, seriously?

PEOPLE WITH $$$$
.. and instantly buy a macbook, or a skateboard, or an ipod, or a guitar.. and claim they're a dj, a skater, a hip hop head, or in a band. Lookie here sonnies, just because you bought the ingredients doesn't mean you can cook. Fuckin' posers.

PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT WORKING HARD
.. when they don't work at all..! "My stupid phone kept going off cause blahblahblah kept texting me". OH, WHAT A SHAME! Now you had to wake up at 1pm instead of 2pm! Get a fucking job ya fuckin' bum, and stop complaining to me like errands are the hardest thing in life. SOME OF US HAVE REAL LIVES WHERE WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO SHIT. Getting a tan isn't a fuckin' errand. That's a fuckin' treat. That's a fuckin' spoiler. "I won't have time because I have to get a tan". Bitch please, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET A TAN. NO ONE, has to get a tan. Learn your needs from wants.

LANGUAGE FUCKS
When Filipinos talk about me in tagalog, so then I'll call my mom and say something in tagalog, just to show them I know they're talking shit about me. They usually smile?! WHY SMILE!? WHY SMILE AFTER?!

NOT FUNNY
When someone makes a bad joke and they expect me to laugh after. They even like wait after, and give me an angry look if I don't laugh right away. Shit sorry, it wasn't funny. We're fighting now?

WHEN PEOPLE TALK IN CLASS
I don't mind a few whispers to other people. Socialize, go for it.. but when you're having full on conversations, you're not lowering your voice at all, and it's even a little louder than a regular tone.. AND THEN, you ask me, "What questions are we supposed to do?", "Which ones are we supposed to skip?", "What page are we on?".. Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck. I had to pay extra attention and drown out your conversations on lame music and lame parties to actually hear the answers to all of that.

HOODRATS
You're not hood. You're just a rat.

Have a good Wednesday everyone !

4 COMMENT:

Bonibelle said...

OOOOOOO I hate Filipinos talking in Tagalog in front of me. JUST because I don't look Filipino does NOT mean I'm not Filipino.. ignorant! Idk why they're so quick to assume that if you're not fucking brown that you're not Filipino. GOD

They're so dumb sometimes. Like REALLY? You're gonna talk about me in FRONT of me? SO rude. Some people!

syntifik said...

did you notice my "their" mistake ?! *cries in shame.

Bonibelle said...

Nope, what "their" mistake?

syntifik said...

well i've fixed it since lol