Wednesday, December 1, 2010

TENSION IN THE ROOM.

BOTCH: "CAN YOU GRAB ME A BEER?"
ALEX: "HOW ABOUT A YOGURT?"

what's wack wednesday?! okay. get ready for a rant.

GRUDGE HOLDIN AND APOLOGIES
i'm a grudge holder. if you wrong me, you can expect me to hold that to you for an extreme lengthy amount of fucking time. i'm rarely ever a person to apologize, unless i really believe i'm wrong.. and the occurrences of that, well.. they're not frequent. i'm not a complete hater either.. there are a lot of people i don't like, that haven't done anything to me. our personalities just don't match, we have little to nothing in common, or i don't agree with their decisions.. but i'm CIVIL towards them. & that's not me being fake, that's me being a fucking grown up. but there's a big difference between the two. if you wrong me, that's a completely different story.
i will never, ever, EVER apologize for anything i didn't do. & i will not pretend that everything's good, especially when people wanna yell at me then act like everything's cool. fuck that. i deserve ten apologies in the form of a twenty page essay.. and only then would i forget. not forgive, never fucking forgive. i can never forgive you, i can forget it, and be civil.. but never forgive.. and since that essay isn't on my desk, i will not be civil at all.

PINK FRIDAY
i've come to terms that nicki minaj fans sit firm on her. even with kim's diss, minaj fans are gonna stay fans. i figured this when i was with teej last night, and he said he bought her album.. and i said "WHYYYYYYY!!!". i can't convince everyone to boycott this generic broad, but if i can convince one, that'll do. i feel like every time i hear her, i lose intellect. ugh.

THE KARDASHIANS
for the longest time i didn't even know who these girls were.. i actually only found out yesterday when my boyfriend told me they're the spawn of o.j.'s lawyer.. that made me hate them more.

CONAN OBRIEEENN
i looove conan, and i LOOOVE that he has a new show.. but for some reason it isn't playing late night!? what the fuck?! so lex and i have to catch last night's episode in the afternoon, THE NEXT DAY. booooo. & that's only if we have the time.. not only that, but what is the deal with his backdrop?! ocean!? really?! haha. what is that! let me paint you a new one!!@!

SNOW REMOVAL BUDGET
being 5 million dollars, and they already went through it. so basically, there's no more money in the budget for snow removal, and it's only the first of december. &, might i also mention that trecking through this 13 cm with no snow removal is kind of a bitch and a half. so is shoveling five times before december.. and i'm a winter lover.


the fact that i can't get enough of the worst song on the planet.

ta ta!

2 COMMENT:

Anonymous said...

I wish the people who did me wrong can write me a 20 page,single spaced essay too . Mostly ex boyfriends cause I hate them . I'm like the best ! And you are too ! You the bomb diggity. Yeah totally can't pull off slang .

Nicki Minaj is a pure waste .

I'm hating this snow take me to the beach !:(

Love you toonie face!!

Xoxo
Bianca

syntifik said...

haha i'd love some letters from all my exboyfriends too. fuckin fuckers.

"yeahhh but this one only has 48, this one has 65."

beach as soon as i wins the lotto:)