TENSION IN THE ROOM.

BOTCH: "CAN YOU GRAB ME A BEER?"
ALEX: "HOW ABOUT A YOGURT?"

what's wack wednesday?! okay. get ready for a rant.

GRUDGE HOLDIN AND APOLOGIES
i'm a grudge holder. if you wrong me, you can expect me to hold that to you for an extreme lengthy amount of fucking time. i'm rarely ever a person to apologize, unless i really believe i'm wrong.. and the occurrences of that, well.. they're not frequent. i'm not a complete hater either.. there are a lot of people i don't like, that haven't done anything to me. our personalities just don't match, we have little to nothing in common, or i don't agree with their decisions.. but i'm CIVIL towards them. & that's not me being fake, that's me being a fucking grown up. but there's a big difference between the two. if you wrong me, that's a completely different story.
i will never, ever, EVER apologize for anything i didn't do. & i will not pretend that everything's good, especially when people wanna yell at me then act like everything's cool. fuck that. i deserve ten apologies in the form of a twenty page essay.. and only then would i forget. not forgive, never fucking forgive. i can never forgive you, i can forget it, and be civil.. but never forgive.. and since that essay isn't on my desk, i will not be civil at all.

PINK FRIDAY
i've come to terms that nicki minaj fans sit firm on her. even with kim's diss, minaj fans are gonna stay fans. i figured this when i was with teej last night, and he said he bought her album.. and i said "WHYYYYYYY!!!". i can't convince everyone to boycott this generic broad, but if i can convince one, that'll do. i feel like every time i hear her, i lose intellect. ugh.

THE KARDASHIANS
for the longest time i didn't even know who these girls were.. i actually only found out yesterday when my boyfriend told me they're the spawn of o.j.'s lawyer.. that made me hate them more.

CONAN OBRIEEENN
i looove conan, and i LOOOVE that he has a new show.. but for some reason it isn't playing late night!? what the fuck?! so lex and i have to catch last night's episode in the afternoon, THE NEXT DAY. booooo. & that's only if we have the time.. not only that, but what is the deal with his backdrop?! ocean!? really?! haha. what is that! let me paint you a new one!!@!

SNOW REMOVAL BUDGET
being 5 million dollars, and they already went through it. so basically, there's no more money in the budget for snow removal, and it's only the first of december. &, might i also mention that trecking through this 13 cm with no snow removal is kind of a bitch and a half. so is shoveling five times before december.. and i'm a winter lover.


the fact that i can't get enough of the worst song on the planet.

ta ta!