I WRITE BLOG ENTRIES THAT TELL YOU WHAT I THINK IS WACK AND SHIT..
THUNDER RAPIDS
you know that tampon commercial.. where it has that witch of a woman who claims to be mother nature.. and she says "i brought your monthly gift.. and i was thinking.. THUNDER RAPIDS!" every time i see that commercial i want to stab that bitch in the fucking eye.
NOT HAVING SEX
i don't know, how people do it. i just don't. especially if you're drunk. it's like, mandatory in those conditions. YES BOYS, you are right. girls fucking feen when they're head bust. we try and play it off like we're really not needin a fix so bad, but we totally are. without my boyfriend here, i am losing my fucking mind. luckily he gets here on friday. dangiddy dangidddy!
SMELLY SWEAT
i didn't want to say just sweat.. because if it's like .. sweat when you're banging, that's totally cool. it makes that shit ten times hotter.. but when dudes sweat and it smells like.. you know, sweat.. then it's another story. please don't come near me.. please. if you have this problem, wash your clothes, throw on deodorant, cologne/perfume that shit up and you'll be okay. people who say "i've tried everything" get no sympathy from me cause i don't believe them. YEAH RIGHT!! get a stick up in those armpits biatch.
NO BEVERAGES
when i was a kid, and i used to go over to my friends' places.. some of them had this rule where you couldn't have a beverage until your meal was finished. WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT.. i wouldn't be full, but i'd say i was just because i was death thirsty. STUPID PARENTING RULE.. someone should make this fucking shit illegal.
REACHING IN YOUR POCKET..
to find ten dollars!! only when you pull it out, it's not ten dollars. it's a receipt. dammit.
THIS
when a girl hates you.. finally finds something to get mad at you for, even though it's not a reason.. tries to turn it into a proper reason, and then gathers a group of best friends so she can talk shit about you. even though she met all those best friends yesterday. if you wanna fucking say shit about me, fucking call me. i'm right fucking here.
GIRLS WHO EXPECT HELLO'S WHEN THEY'RE ASSHOLES
i won't say hi to you if i don't like you. so don't get offended, clearly you know i don't like you. why the fuck do i need to act like everyone is my fucking best friend!? i don't have to be best friends with anybody!!!!! i'm friends with who i want to be friends with/ thanks.
LAKERS FANS
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. shit. i'm gonna get heat for this one. "lakers fans are people who don't know basketball and just like the color yellow". ouch. if you really dig the lakers, fine whatever.. but honestly, half of you are just all about kobe and think that the gold and purple look good. stop shittin on boston. boston fans aren't rubbing that shit in your face. calm the fuck down.
JEALOUSY
jealousy is a mother fucker. .. just, stop.
what isn't wack?.. this new big boi and andre.. fuckin goes haard. i pretty much started making out with my speaker when i heard it.
4 COMMENT:
I don't get the tampon commercial?
Not having sex... let's not go there.
OMGGG I feel the same way about the no beverages. My uncle used to make me do that and I'd be dying of thirst by the end. What if I choked on my food!?!?!?!
Jealousy. Ha, not going there.
"Abstinence
How Does It Work?
If two people don't have sex, then sperm can't fertilize an egg and there's no possibility of a pregnancy. Some forms of birth control depend on barriers that prevent the sperm from reaching the egg (such as condoms or diaphragms). Others interfere with the menstrual cycle (as birth control pills do). With abstinence, no barriers or pills are necessary because the person is not having sex".
and in other news, pigs can fly and chocolate isn't delicious.
hahaha!
I love how ur a girl that drinks beer and enjoys hip hop. That picture is perfectly "botcho"..!!!!!
bonibelle: it's a)mother nature saying she's going to give you a flow like thunder rapids, and b)mother nature saying "try doing an activity like trekking through thunder rapids and see how yo shit holds up".. she's a fuckin scum bag cunt that woman.
p.s. i love you.
jheff: no dangiddy make people dull and bitchy. i think that's proven somewhere. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ICE CREAM DATE?! it's kind of cold outside now though so .. yeaaah. lol.
anonymous: who are you?! SHOW YOURSELF!! and thanks..? i'm weird. i think i'm a dude stuck in a girl's body.. but i love lip gloss!
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