& THE DAY STARTED OFF RIGHT..

i had a very good morning.
i like running during cold mornings.. it feels better. something about how crisp the air is.. it's just a tad bit more satisfying. who doesn't love beanies ?! who doesn't love gloves?! i love both.
i'm not a summer person. don't get me wrong, i love the beach, and summer is great.. but i LOVE winter. i LOVE fall. i love layers, and scarfs, and gloves, and tights, and lattes, and cocoa, and soup, and christmas, and blankets, and novels. bring it on baby, bring it on.. today i received an e-mail about simple pleasures in life. it made me appreciate life's dopeness.. pretty pansy.. but we over-look shit too fucking often.. i complain too much. so in effort to cut down on that, i'm going to re-visit this list when i think my times are tough./ there is ALWAYS someone who has it worse than you. today, i am thankful i am not someone.

SLEEPING IN ON A RAINY DAY
the rain beats lightly against your window and you nestle your head deeper into your pillow. the sound is soothing and your bed feels like a sanctuary.

FINDING MONEY YOU DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD
you reach into your pocket and find a $20 from the last time you wore these jeans. you aren’t rich, but you are richer than you were a second earlier.

MAKING BRIEF EYE CONTACT WITH SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
you pass them on the street or in the subway. they glance up at you momentarily, making direct eye contact in a way that seems to communicate a subtle curiosity.

THE FIRST SIP WHEN YOU'RE THIRSTY
you just finished mowing the lawn or taking a long jog. the only thing on your mind is an ice-cold glass of water. when you are really, really thirsty, that first sip of any liquid beverage is sheer bliss.

HOLDING HANDS
holding hands is sensual and physically intimate, yet subtle. there are few people you allow to hold your hand, so when it happens you can be sure that the moment is special.

i can finally say that my list of things to do is more than half way done.. i can officially start the list of things that i would like to do. i've been at the library every day this week and i say that shit with fucking pride son. nothing better than some starbucks, a novel, sitting on the ground and a heap of clothing on your body to keep you warm.. my blackberry with copious amounts of hip hop deserves mention too. i'm binge'n, on hip hop and simple pleasures.. and it's safe to say, that being so fucking busy.. has never felt this good.


divorce is still on?! whooot, i love you daddy. nom nom.

back to work.
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BOTCH, PLAY NICE..

that song by kanye, "alright".. in the beginning it sounds like they're saying "ball sack, ball sack, ball sack".. just sayin. it's fucking cold out now. pretty sure we can officially FOR REAL THIS TIME, kiss summer good bye. i was just at the beach like 5 days ago cuz it was +30c, now im wearing a jacket, AND GLOVES. i'm so sick of how life is right now.. izz cool though, keys n' krates on thursday.. and after that i just gotta hustle for 26 more days and then im good yo. im good. i wanna say "HURRY UP" time but i don't want time to hurry up, cuz then i wont be able to get everything done.. BUT at the same time, i wanna get the fuck outta here!!
stop being a punk ass! punk ass! you cant fuck with me no more, im sooo fly, im sky high and i dare anybody to try and cut my wingggss.. im kidding. maybeh.clearly you made everyone think im the bad guy. IM THE BAD GUY?! PUHHLEASE! would you like me to tell my side of the story?! cuz pretty sure if i ever did, you're fucking done. everyone knows who i am, i didn't have to tell them my fucking name, they already knew. so be threatened, BY ALL OF THAT.. son.

young guy: he's the biggest rock star alive..!
old guy: oh cmon! biggest rock star alive?!
young guy: yeah..
friends: yeah totally..
old guy: cmon bigger than paul mccartney?!
young guy: well okay, but paul mccartney's your generation
friends: OOOOOOHHHH
old guy: well when your generation has a paul mccartney you can come talk to me!
friends: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!
young guy: oh that's good. that's good. still sharp at 40.
friends: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!
hahah sucha good set of "BURN!"'s.. i was dying.

i wanna do reviews but im so laazyyy so yeah.. whooooooottt.. i hate all girls. that's official. all of them. i don't even really like my girlfriends. AHAHAHA. what?! im sayin! i got like.. five girls i actually dig, the rest of em.. EH. they mediocre. unless i've hung out with you this month, you probably don't make my cool list. BOO YA MOTHER FUCKERS. boo ya. ahhahahahha.

philly, you need to call me.. i can't chase you forever dude.


this girl had captioned her picture "this is a really bad morning picture".. uhhh.. clearly you did not take this when you just woke up.. cuz im pretty sure im the only person who wears ties to sleep. k thanks.

i was gonna write my jay-z review, then i took a nap.. and when i woke up i was like "fuck that shiit".. yep. that's my story. ahahahaha. im such a fucking bum! dammit.. i need some motivation in my life or something.. my goal list is on for friday.. like get my list checked off for friday.. im so bussyy aCckkKkk. save me.

so i was just talking about that gold guy that's always at niagara, some times he's at eaton's centre, and he's just gold. & he just stands really still like he's supposed to be a statue.. and you just wait for him to do something but he just.. does nothing. you can just see his balls and shit. yeah.. what's with that guy?! how does this guy even make money doing this!? "okay.. he's just.. he's just.. gonna be gold."

what's with this cold!? OH WAIT I HAVE A LIST OF THINGS TO BLOG ABOUT.. i think it has only two things, but ima grab it.. okay so on this list i have two things:

GUYS WHO READ BOOKS BY WOMEN
i know this is pretty asshole of me to say, but when i see a dude on a bus/subway reading a book by a female, i just judge em.. like this guy's so un-cool. it just takes your manliness down, i don't know why i think so but i do.. i saw one guy reading one just shaking his head repeatedly, and i was like "wow, this girl must have hit this man hard".. then i started laughing.. and he looked at me.. and it was awkward.

TEACHERS & HOLE PUNCHERS
im sorry but EVERY piece of paper should be hole punched, otherwise i lose it.. it's annoying. cmon hole punch my papers please.. it sucks when they hole punch wrong though, like the holes are off, it's crooked so only one hole actually went through, so your paper slips out and the edges of it justs get all crumply and gnarly. my tax dollars should go towards proper hole punching jobs.

i need to start a new series, but i dont know what to do.. maybe reviews so i can actually get that out the way already.. or videos !! that'd be cool... hmmmmmmmmm..

drake pays cudi homage, so he gets two points.

you should by cudi's album too!

KID CUDI ON TWITTER
All the technology was getting too much for the “Day ‘N’ Nite” hitmaker. “With Twitter, my two e-mails, text messaging, and my phone ringing, that’s just overwhelming. And you gotta think of it like this, what did they do before there were cell phones? Use a pay phone or write a letter. Or you catch ’em at the crib.”

The 25-year-old MC wants to go back to the old-school days when it was harder to reach people. “I think I want to take it back to that. Sometimes it just shouldn’t be that easy for you to get in contact with me.”
at first i was sad cuz i couldnt view your twitter cudi, BUT NOW.. WHOOOO YOU AND I BOTH CUDI.. you and i both! fucka facebook.. and a twitter. write me a letter..!

i added the rest of my lupe vids to youtube, so search for em, cuz im too lazy to post them.. hate it or love it. ....the underrrdoggs on top .. nd im gonna shine homie until my heart stop.. ghead and envy ME.. im bloggins mvp, and i aint gooinn nowhereee.. okay thass.. clearly.. enough. ya.

chuck bass is the man.
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I HAD A GOOD WEEKEND..

BUYIN' BOTTLES AT HALF PRICE. ME & MY GIRLS ACT NICE. RELAX. LIFE. DANCIN W/HALF PINTS.


after the jump.... esco let's go?


the hooker fund.. wow'zers.




DJ GI? okay. not my favorite dj, he played like five wayne songs, 4 jay-z songs, and it was snippets.. like 5 seconds of each song.. and i couldn't even hear the song with him shouting "DJ GI.. this is your city! throw ur hand in the air if you got more than $20 in your pocket.. just like GI.. yeeeeuhhh fresh outta new york.. this is GI.." omg wow.. how do we dance to a speech?!


we still was havin fun though.. EVERYYYBODDEHHH.. shots ! shots!


from across the room i seeeeeen her.


gentlemen, they single.


it's safe to say, hifi is no longer a hipster american apparel ad.


i spy trouble!


news flash buddy: aggie loves me more than you.. wahhhh


muggin!


wifey material ahahahha


sweat bomb. sweat bomb.


whoa easy drunkie! hahaha


a little piece of heaven!


and then the freaks came out for another night..


okay. okay. dipset.


us and the guy from b4-4


always a different crowd, ALWAYS.


the king of beers met mrs. margeritaaa.


and then it got more packed.


king of the castle.


this is maribeth. she puked ALLLLL OVVERRR ME.. i have never taken a two hour shower.. that is, until this girl stepped into my life hahahahhaha


"holy shit maribeth, did you just puke on me?"
"yeah."
"oh.. okay cool."


after i finished wiping said puke off of my legs, arms, back, and shoes, maribeth was good again..


it's all good ma, any time you need me, im here.. juzz try and avoid my hair next time, thanks!


oh look it's my favorite dj!


embrace the martiaaannnn.. embrace the martiannnn..




seriousLy?

i kind of had a break down yesterday. shit is over-whelming as fuck right now. i wrote "stay up" on my hand to try and keep my mentality and my composure together until everything calms down./ it helped waking up at 5 in the morning today cuz i actually got a head start on things. so now that a few things are checked off my list, it's a little bit easier to breathe. i enjoy being busy, i just don't enjoy being hectic. i still have a lot of food on my plate, but at least i have a fork now.. cuz eating with one chopstick was taking me quite some time..

PEOPLE I WANNA DROP KICK IN THE FACE YOU ASK?!
that's too easy.


JUSTIN BIEBER
dude looks like he's ten and he's cocky as fuck. stop hitting on girls son, until youre old enough for your dick to get hard, you're not allowed to think about pussy. i hate chu.


DIDDY
i get it, dude's a business man.. but someone needs to take this mother fucking pansy ass fairy out.. if not for his pansy ass ways, then for shyne. do it for shyne.


O'REILLY
fucking a. i fucking hate this piece of shit..
check this vid where he blames a girl for getting raped and murdered:


but this one's better:

snoop's the man.

that's all i really have right now, i mean, im an asshole, but not that big of an asshole. i guess i could add all the girls from winnipeg, and about ten girls from toronto, but i'm pretty sure they realize i hate them when they say hi to me and i say, "i don't like you.".. so we'll leave it at that:)
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GIMMIE MY BELLYS..

IN TODAY'S NEWS:

these are my cigarettes, they run shit. i've been smoking them for about 6 years now, and they're basically my love.. today, my spot didn't have them.. so rather than going to another spot (which i would usually do) i decided to try their new style.. these guys:


(the one on the right)..

my regular belmonts work out to be about 54 cents a cigarette, where as these bad boys work out to be about 50 cents a cigarette.. which might not seem like a lot, but it is.. however these are thinner.. but still have the charcoal filter, which is why i love belmonts. chances are if you smoke belmonts, and you know me, i'm the one who got you started smoking them.. lol cocky or not, that's truth. i started out as a du maurier smoker. i loved me dumo's.. but after one belmont, i switched over.. which was hard at first because my hometown didn't really sell them anywhere except for the boonies.. it's worth the trip. the consistency of the smoke in belmonts is phenomenal and it doesn't leave a gross taste in your mouth, it actually smells good, they're smoother than any cigarette i've ever tried (& i've tried them all).. they're tasty while not being weak.. and that's why i smoke them.. these new "edge's" look homo but the box says "the same old belmont taste in a compact cigarette" so we'll see how this goes.. wtf?! am i doing cigarette reviews now?! hellllllo.

8 minutes later.. wow. weird. these cigarettes are like.. ultra thin man, i felt like i was gonna break it.. tastes like a regular old belmont, only difference is the size.. in diameter, it's like a lollipop stick, no joke.. i like it cuz i can fit the pack in my back pocket, but other than that no difference..
why does it matter i dunno?! but that's the most exciting thing to happen to me today! hahahha.. basically, belmonts are the greatest cigarettes ever made!!!!! so if you're a smoker, and haven't tried a belly, do it.. you'll never regret it.. and if you're not a smoker, don't try one, cuz i guarantee after a belmont, you will become a belmont smoker.. "i don't smoke cigarettes.. i smoke belmonts". that is all.
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THANK GOD IM FRESH..

it's fridayyyyy.. hi friday. sup? you smell good. so it's friday, and i don't have anything to blog about, but i clicked new post, and here i am, so let's see what comes out.. i forgot to mention how my last 25 post was also my 200th post.. so that's pretty gnarly..i don't wanna go out tonight and i totally do, i've been waiting to have a free day so i could get some shit done, and i could totally have that tonight but i wanna go somewhere.. and i don't. two possible outcomes tonight, hi fi, and republic. republic is always good on fridays, but i hate it there. does that make sense?! let's do a quick analogy. republic is a gross bitch, but the sex is good.. and as much as you tell yourself not to, you gotta nut, so you call her. she's fat, she's annoying, but when girl works her hips you forget about it all. hifi.. OH HIFI.. hifi used to be my alive.. except it had killer hip hop.. then it became tyc.. which basically means the place filled with youngins and fights happened every time.. so i haven't been to hi fi in like.. 6 months.. there's a new york(?) dj there tonight, and apparently he's ill na na, so what do you do.
i done showered but yet to throw some gitch on.. so bitches i am slacking.. after my run this morning, i totally did not change and rocked gym shorts the whole day, so i needed to get that shower in. i got called a "tom boy" twice for that ensemble. fucking a.
my cousin leaves tomorrow and won't be back til november 5th.. i leave in 33 days.. so we're not gonna see each other for a hot minute.. which is weird cuz we hang out every day.. literally EVERY day.
i miss my mom.

i'd make better posts if i received better comments.. boo ya.

hopefully i'll have more brain clicks after tonight's episode.. im kind of excited to see bianca.
i've been thinking of doing a new layout for this shit (thizz bloggg) for like a month now, and i still havent done it. i got all these ideas in my head, it's just hard to get then adobe'd out. i'll have pics from this weekend for sure, so you can look forwad to that? this post fucking sucks.. but a post every day for three days? *in a high voice* bitches is killlinn itttt.. throw some ideas at me guys?! i like blog homework, thats why i did the 25s.. askjdhkjhaaaa.. i just found out who justin beeber(?!) is.. and i dont get the hype. i wanna drop kick him in the face. hifi it is.. ima throw some eyeliner on now.
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CMON CLEVER TITLE.

i changed the subject of this post three times. i have a billion things to write about, but i'm experiencing some pretty heavy duty writer's block right now.. if .. that.. makes any sense. the other day a person of high intellect standard, asked me what my plans were. i said "i am going to be a writer.".. which is legit./ that's my dream, i hold on to it tight without moving forward a whole lot. that person, who knows my educational background, who knows my history, who knows my capability, replied with, "what's your back up?". oh shit son! as much as he crushed my dream to a pulp of hopelessness and doubt, it does make sense to have a back up.. but yo, why you gotta dog me like that?! ..and then my fingers start hitting the keys a little bit harder..i would like to think i'm pretty random. i never plan things, i just do. i switch topics without proper segways, and i basically seem like i have A.D.D. however, since my health background says i do not have a.d.d., i like to use the word "random" to lighten the blow and make such an attribute more comical. with that said, i give you my "WHAT IS WITH?!"'s

WHAT IS WITH THESE PHOTOGRAPHERS?!
what is with this new cool photoshop type esque where photographers make their photos look like paintings of crap?! this new fucking thing makes every person look like they have cellulite and very cartoony. it's bull shit, and it looks completely unprofessional. "botch you took one year of photography and you think you're the shit ay?!" i really do, i'm sorry, but that shit's crap.

WHAT IS WITH THESE FUCKIN FLIES?!
okay so they're not mosquitoes.. they're tiny little flies that just hover with their crew anywhere they please. then you walk into a midst of them, and they hang out with your head for a bit, flying around your head, getting in your mouth and up your nose and shit.. juzz chillin! fuck off bugs! im tryna not eat you right now, im on a diet.

WHAT IS WITH THIS HOT ASS WEATHER?!
+30c today. bitches that's hot! i'm not complaining about this one, this one's totally aweeesooome.

WHAT IS WITH BBM!?
i keep getting added to these conversations with like five billion people in them.. it didn't bother me at first, i'd be in there like "WADDUP BITCHES !! BBM PARTY!!" and i didn't even know anyone in them. soon enough these same people would be like "fuck you SYNTIFIK, stop adding me to this shit!!" dude, you dont wanna be in my bbm party ?! we only have the hottest emoticons on the block!! but fine.. cool.. bitch. i did not add you son, i got added. it's still not annoying, it just bugs me cuz it's like dude, i fucking hate people. they're such fucking jerks man. like really?! is it that much of a fucking burden to press "end conversation"?! what makes your life so important and awesome?! HUH?!

WHAT IS WITH YOU?!
you're fucking with me, you know that right?! WHY DO WE DO THIS WHY?! why can't we just be good?! why do we have to have these spurts of loving each other then hating each other?! late night conversations and chillin at the beach have never been so good. can we please just say what we think without having un-dealt with emotion rise up when everything's chill?! cool, thanks. ice cream tomorrow kid.

WHAT IS WITH MY WALLET?!
get in there money, get the fuck in there.

that "la la la" song be de la soul is pure fire. this weekend's goals include: don't go over budget, put richard on jeru the damaja, put bianca on pharcyde, get my tan on, clean my room.. and if i get two, i'll be one happy camper. "botch it's nice to see the old botch". i dont know what that means but i thank you. thank you x a million.. uhhhhh my hair is gnarly.. i need a hair cut bad, but i have no monies:( also i just got word, i've been linked on another tumblr. gooood looking out! so since this girl linked me, im about to return the favor, check her tumblr. i took a looksie, its not too shabs.. http://jackiester.tumblr.com/

kid cudi - man on the moon
raekwon - cuban linx 2
jay-z - blueprint 3

all deserving of a review, i COULD say i'll do them soon, but im lazy so im just gonna say, ill do them if i feel like it. i will say this much, i have cudi in my cd player right now, and it hasn't left since the day the album dropped. i haven't REALLY took a good listen to raekwon because i don't own it yet. i've heard like three songs, and snippets of others. i have it downloaded, but don't want to listen to it because i feel like it's cheating. everytime i went to hmv, it was sold out, and i didn't end up pre-ordering it, i kept saying i'll buy it another day and it sells out again.. so i guess that means something.. REAL HIP HOP STILL LIVES!! soon everyone will be walking around in their tims and backpacks bobbin their heads to wu-tang/nas and it will be a perfect world. amen. i need some new tims and space jams in my life. yo god, hook that lottery up son!
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&EVERY TIME, THE MOON SHINES, I BECOME ALIVE..

well.. this month is going to be busy as fuck.i went from wearing my bikini on monday to rocking a sweater and a jacket yesterday to hot ass weather today!! fuckin sweatin and shit.. this weather is crazy. CRAZY I TELL YOU. this summer has been.. the worst summer of my life.. but that's not saying a lot, because past summer's have been a kick to the gut to compare to. they've been such fucking ragers. so although this summer was rage all day, it gets an overall 5/10.. not to say i didn't enjoy it. it was so fucking awesome.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY BOTCH?! i dunno have some pictures.


:( hahahhahaha


thaat's betterrr.


okay hardcores.


your favorite local best buy team.


right ?!




stop head butttinggg




PIC! hahah


if i didnt know yall, i'd say this was pretty homo


no homo


WELL.. if this isnt lindsay lohan enough for ya i juzz dont know what is..


MIDAS!


:/


you can't tell, but there is high headbutting results in this photo.. unfortunately, the camera took away from said results.


smashed at 2 in the afternoon, no probleeemmm..!

i still have more lupe vids to post, but they take long to upload, and i'm simply not down for that right now.. i am pretty down for some ice cream though! maybe it's too cold for ice cream.. fuck that. it's never too cold for ice cream.. ICE CREEEAMMM!! "YO BOTCH WHERE YOU BEEN?!" i know right, i'm so m.i.a.. i got moves to make.. sorry if you stop by and i haven't been around.. i guess since i'm so m.i.a. you're gonna have to read more of my blog now huh?! boo ya mother suckahs, boo ya. im fucking on my grind bitches. gotta get some library time in. this girl who was chompin on her gum totally gave me the eye cuz i was listening to my nas. i'm sorry but your cow sounds aren't any better doll! OH speaking of bitches, lemme get this quick convo in:
"wow you're a bitch"
"what why?!"
"she totally said hi to you, and you didn't say anything, hi. bitch."
"whatever dude, fuck that girl's a douche."
"wow."
"okay shit, she's a fuckin douche though. dirty ugly trick ass wanna be us but cant type slut."
"what did she do?!"
"she fucking stepped on my shoes man."
NO. she didnt really step on shoes.. makes said story hilarious though? no? well i laughed.

im sleeeeeeppy.. yeah so i get tired at 11pm now, but i still can't wake up without my wake up calls.. geeze. sexually frustrated, sleepy and over-wrecked. i know, lame. hey mary jane, what's yo sign?
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BECAUSE SOMETIMES..

LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU, WHILE YOU'RE BUSY MAKING OTHER PLANS.

so stop for a second, put everything down, relax, breathe, light a cigarette.. make a simple post..

cause this is going to be one helluvah month.
yo, my name's botch, life's getting pretty fucking busy.. but i'm still here. still reppin. still bloggin. we're on a good tip, no? let's not lose it at such a high moment. people are quoting me on their tumblr now, and that's a pretty ill feeling. good looking out.
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I GOT CHA, WHO LOVES YA BABE?!

THIS IS LUPE.. singing to ME.. all because bianca and i were more than likely the only girls who knew all the lyrics.. (we love lupe more than you, sorreh) so i rapped to lupe. oh.. and then lupe took off his shirt, and gave it to us. yep. juzz another friday night.. I LOVE YOU LUPE!!!!


he came out to genesis by justice.. it was wow.




honestly he killed it.. such a wicked performer, i did not expect him to be so energetic..


front row, where we should be son!!


his guitarist was a boss.


wasn't diggin the hair at first lupe, but you worked it.. swag for days


verse from the everybody nose remix was on POINT.




"security was a waste of money" hahahah


THE CAMERA'S HERE.. and the microphone..


i got bruises on my ribs from the barricade..


bruises on my legs and arms..


some dude accidentally punched me in the face..


i was dying for water, rock the bells style..


but it was ALL worth it.


cuz lupe is life.








exact same layout as rock the bells and everything.. so paaacked. you couldn't move for the life of you.


YO LUPE WHY YOU SHIRTLESS?!


because your shirt's hangin on my door?! ohh.. that's cool..

OVERALL IMPRESSION
so the night started off with me being shit scared we wouldn't be able to get in.. we stood in line for about half an hour, luckily this shit was mad un-organized so i did get in.. and luckily i did an excellent camera hiding job, so they didn't take that shit away.. cuz the girl behind me totally got hers taken away.. so the place was packed, the beer garden was out of question.. once we saw how packed it was, it was gonna be a mission to get to the front. so bianca stepped her game up.. we maneuvered through like 500 people, to get to the front. luckily this girl and some dudes were kind of beefing, so the dude let us have a spot right in front. don't get it twisted, it took hella amounts of pushing and shoving. the people who don't really know lupe should not be at the front, bianca and i are not those people lol..
so bianca really got an elbow and a shove in, and we got there. enough people yelled and called us bitches, but it turned out alright. this girl next to me kept telling me she was in love with me, which made said standing position semi-awkward. the opening dj played like five seconds of a naughty by nature song, then he played 2 full out 50 cent songs, so that was kind of a drag.. THIS IS LUPE! grand analog came out and did their thing. garfield did a lot of chants to try and get the crowd hype but the crowd just kept dagging them and yelling for lupe. i respect grand analog, they're locals doing them, and they put on one helluvah show.. so shut up richard!! the singer totally slipped on some water, and took a hard fall.. which was pretty brutal. i felt bad for them yo, they were getting little love.. they deserve more than that, SUPPORT YOUR LOCALS.
so before lupe came on, it was rock the bells de ja vu. we were in the fucking concentration camp again, dying for water. i don't know how many people passed out, but one girl a few people away from me, was one. we were all de-hydrated, and it was hot as fuck. i tried telling security i was going to pass out, but he was an asshole and wouldn't give me water. please, you didn't do shit that night, you could've at least given me a water. eventually once they started realizing how bad it was, water started getting handed out.. and bianca and i were able to grab one bottle, along with five other hands grabbing the same bottle. bianca was vicious tonight and was able to whip that shit down.. while some dude gave me a black eye for it. that's how thirsty these people were..! lol.. whatever, we got the water.. and i shared it with bianca and gave the remainder to the dudes behind us cuz they let us stand in front of them.
then all of a sudden, justice's genesis comes on.. and lupe comes out. his set was dope.. he did A LOT off of the cool, which is better than food & liquor in my opinion anyways.. he also did shining down off of lasers, but that's all he performed off lasers, so it's looking like that album still remains a surprise.. go go gadget flow was on poooiiinttt.. matthew santos didn't turn out for superstar like i predicted, but it was still bomb.. i never liked high definition, until that concert. he was consistent the whole way through, and the beginning, middle and end of his performance was legit. he kept his energy high, and the jumping did not stop.. he almost fell once cuz of how intense he is..!! he's an amazing performer!! this was my second time seeing lupe, but i must say, it felt like my first. i have a ton more videos with more shitty sound quality, which i will post in my lupe fiasco part 2 post.. they include TWO times where some mother fucker was able to jump on stage.. security just stood there like "duh-- are these guys part of the show?!" and lupe kept on pointing to try and get them off stage.. it was pretty funny.. i was able to capture both moments on video, so look out for that in the part 2..

best night of 2009 so far?! i think so.
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IN MY MIND, IT SOUNDS LIKE..

25 THANK YOU'S

i was going to make this a video, but my camera's not co-operating with me.. so fuck it. you can't win em' all. when i first started my 25 series, i went into it knowing what my first one was going to be and what my last one was going to be.. it was completely spontaneous, and i hope i did okay with it. for this 25, i decided to shout out you, the reader. i got the top 25 cities that check my blog, and without you, i wouldn't continue to do this.. so thank you, for supporting me, for reading my shit, and so on and so forth. hopefully this blog will be here ten years from now.. yall are the bomb diggidy, and i appreciate readers more than you know. so here goes it.

25. SYDNEY!
australia.. bomb.

24. LOS ANGELES

23. JACKSONVILLE
adrian's a gay!! naba > pinba

22. PICKERING

21. BRAMPTON

20. OKLAHOMA CITY

19. CHICAGO!
LA LA PAHHHH LOOOOZZAAAA.. ill be seein you next year, thats my word.

18. BALTIMORE
if i remember correctly, ron's from baltimore, so what's up ron!

17. MILWAUKEE

16. LONDON

15. BURLINGTON

14. MISSISAUGA
saauuuuggga!!

13. NEW YORK

12. CALGARY

11. OAKVILLE
ryan sta mina, what up.

10. REXDALE

9. EMMEN

8. OTTAWA

7. EDMONTON
JANET!!!!!! i see you.

6. WESTON

5. TORONTO
YO TORONTO. i love you. george brown college students, yo, i see your server. tell your prof to read my blog too.

4. DON MILLS

3. VANCOUVER

2. SCARBOROUGH
499 from the boro! waddup bitches, i fucking love you.

1. WINNIPEG
MY NUMBER ONE.. my fucking hometown, with 581, winnipeg mother fucking manitoba.. all day every day, easily the best city in the fucking world.

i'll be posting my pictures from lupe fiasco either some time tomorrow or tuesday.. maybe tonight if i feel like it.. i wanna say that alive last night was fucking CRAAAZZZYYYY!! FOUR kid cudi songs?! MIKE I LOVE YOU!!! thanks so much for last night it was soooo good. when embrace the martian came on i nearly died. nearly. best music at alive EVERRRRR!! i've been getting asked a lot lately for my twitter.. i still don't have twitter people! or facebook. just this blog. that's it. but if you really need my twitter updates here they go:
"fuck it's fucking hot!!"
"yo im awesome"
"TEQUILA~!!"
"mgd on the patio and too many mosquitoes"
"life is grand"
"on the hu$tle"
there it is.. good reads right?! ahah.. i've been really jam packed in the schedule department, so that's my excuse for the lack of blogging. but that's it. my 25 series is FINALLY complete.. i couldn't be any more happy with the results.. and i couldn't be any more happy it's over. i really thought it would be a piece of cake, but 25's a big number.. it took a lot of work.. fucking bloggin's kind of hard yo. i don't blog for three days, and i lose like 30 hits a day because of that.. god damn. it's a hard knock life. i'll try and write an entry or more every day from here on in. i can't promise it cause the rest of september is going to be brutal. my moms wants to have a fucking phone conversation tomorrow, and i don't even have time for that.. like i cant call my mom tomorrow, cause i'll be so friggin busy. shit is wack.. i'm excited to get back to regular blogging for a bit. i still enjoy doing episodes though, so if you ever have any ideas, don't hesitate to come forward with them. yall did a fucking poor ass job on giving me dares.. so that projects totally out the window now hahahha.. but yo. once again, thank you, and you're welcome.

p.s. nas is king.
( GET LOST BETWEEN GOD AND A SHOT OF SCOTCH )

"PRETTY SURE YOU OWE ME A 25 BOTCH"..

word life. the last 25 is coming.. but i have another intermission. it's only proper.. you get breaks at work, so can i have a break from blogging?! and by break, i mean i'll do whatever the fuck i want when i want. easy botch, easy. i have a few things to blog about.. lemme go refer to my random pieces of paper with random blog notes on it.. (my memory's a draggggg..) BETWEEN GOD AND A SHOT OF..
GIRLS WHO ROCK PLAYBOY MERCH
okay.. so i done been noticing this a lot.. what is with this vast amount of girls rocking playboy?! playboy bags, playboy keychains, playboy sunglasses.. i'm starting to notice this everywhere.. and what i notice even more is that the girl with this shit is usually nast.having playboy boxers don't make you beautiful.. below the belt botch! below, the belt.

WHISKEY DIX
okay. so apparently every tuesday at this place is poppin. lize, bianca and i have all never been we've tried, but the line up is redic, none of us had any connections there, so after waiting twenty minutes in line we say "fuck this shit" and move on. we made an attempt finally, and got in after about a 3 minute wait. COOL! we're in.. and we get in, and it's just fucking dead! we were pretty pissed. what the fuck?! it's school time so everyone just bounces?! okay.. cool. i get it.. but cmon god throw us some chill time.. it ended up filling up more but chyea, still kinda dead man. anyway, the night ended up being off the chain! & i was sober as a bird.. HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED.. oh how the tables have turned. & as for you mister "yo i read your blog, & i just have to say, nas may have won the battle but jay won the war." i don't remember your name, but that sentence is etched in my head. you came hard kid! nas is still the better emcee.. jay just has more money. we're gonna have to have a talk about that again some day.. mad chill of a dude though, mad chill, i dig your swag!

ED HAARDY
am i the only person who doesn't understand this phenomenon. it's just not my steez yo.. i don't like it. if you like that shit, fine! do you. but i refuse to believe that so many people like that shit.. yall are juzz doin it cuz everyone else is.

HOT ASS WEATHER
FACK! im sweatin as soon as i step out the door! bitches is lovinnn ittt.. my tan is back on and so is the ice cream! and beach! and hot dogs! and walks! and summer hip hop cruises.. bring it on babbyyy.. BRING. IT. ON.

BEER IN A CAN
ugh. ew! i hate beer in a can! i don't know why it tastes bad out of a can but it just does..!! i can deal if it's the only possible way to drink beer, but in all honestly, i would rather not. i understand why certain places don't carry bottles, gotta prevent the fights and shit, yadda yadda yadda.. i get it. but yall should have beer on tap then.. if i was the mayor..

that's all i have to rant about for today, but i had to get it in./

AND i need to get my pics out of the way, so here.. enjoy.
summer ain't over til the weatherman predicts snow. & right now the weather is bomb baby.. +34c this weekend baby..


that's christian and bianca. they homies.


yo yo blog, i'm really happy, i'm gonna finish this entry, but if you were there, you know this was possibly the best dance battle of all time.


OF ALL TIME!


i still want your niketalk shirt, juzzz sayin.


lol wow.. the things i do..


jason always comes correct. 11's my favorite number.


nom nom.


YES!!


grand analog = too legit


he performs like pharrell.. that's no joke yo.






see what i mean?! all the girls standing in the line? or..?




oh and ztrip was dooope.. im not pregos i swears.


rock on ztrip, rock on.




hi frans:)


cool_boys


ro and my cousin livin laaarge


heyyy miiike!


for the sake of candids..

i just finished listening to cudi, and it's great. fuck what everyone says, the album is BOMB. so please buy it. it's fucking 12.99 if you aint strapped, cop the deluxe for 19.99.. you're fucking gross. yeah. thats it. you're fucking gross and i dunno how the fuck he bangs you. mm yum.. goat faced lookin trick pussy. that's gotta be good. i got lupe tomorrow, and keys n krates soon, and yaaa.. life is hectic.. ill post my last 25 this weekend.. that's my word. & ryan i know i done been slacking on you too..!! i haven't forgotten, it's just a lot of work but ill do it.. some dayyy.. life is hectic as fuck right now! & not just for me, things are whyyyliiiinnn!! i hope i didn't get you fired last night.. i know it's not a funny situation, but can i type in a "hahah".. okay. seriously.. i hope i didn't get you fired..!! tell them how hard life is for us! i hope everything smooths over for ya:(
this weekend is gonna be a fucking rager. i literally have ZERO free time. it's completely, fully, booked. i'm too tired to be excited, but i'm excited. i'm happy to be at home, and i'm even more happy to sleep in my bed.
however, even with all of that, there is some business that's a little down this weekend. a lot of loss for the month of september. loss is hard, and there is no certified cure, pain doesn't leave.. but time helps.. & with loss that i've dealt with, i feel that speaking does too.. so, if any of you feel the need, you can call me. i love every single one of you.. i've been sending thoughts out to all of your families, and i hope that voice can be heard. keep your head up kids, it's the only way they'll see your face from way up there, get a smile in of the memories you had.. they'll dig it i promise you.

now get off my blog and go buy man on the moon.. SUPPORT CUDI.. BLAAAAZING album.. like cmon, for 12.99, it's worth having in your collection.

see you tomorrow people, i'll be rocking out stage side.. get at me.

IN MY MIND IT SOUNDS LIKE OOOOOHHHH..
( GET LOST BETWEEN GOD AND A SHOT OF SCOTCH )

I PUT ON FOR MY CITY..

IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT.
& the city is going fucking crazy. fucking crazy.. and so is botch.. i refused to go out this weekend. nah not for me kid, i'm saving a penny.. i'm gonna be doing nothing but getting my grind on this month.. and i'm also gonna be blogging a fucking shit load.. waddup world, let's get to a 25..

25 COLORS TO A PURPLE CITY

25. BEARS ON BROADWAY
cause even though it's lame, nothing beats joggin by the water side.. checking out some redic stencils, and sitting with someone special on the bench watching the sunset. the fountains make the air smell fresh, and it's all good til the mosquitoes hit. pack your bug spray.



24. BDI
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! hook it up right fucking now!! after a session, on a summer night where it's hot as fuck.. i mean we looking at like +35C, let's fucking hit up bdi son. bring your moms, your dogs, and your cousin too.. then you walk the bridge and look at the stars.. til the mosquitoes hit. pack your bug spray.



23. A LITTLE PIZZA HEAVEN
okay.. i'm so gonna get hated for this. don't get me wrong, i LOVE gondola.. but pizza heaven is just.. perfect. that crust is too awesome! i was going to throw pizza hotline on here, but i didn't. pizza hotline is a winnipeg must because it's the pizza you ALWAYS order when you're at your buddy's place having some brew.. but the best tasting pizza?! that's a little pizza heaven.. nom nom!



22. GREEN HILL
make outtt tiiiime. blaaazing time. dangiddy dangiddy time. toboggan time. green hill time!



21. PURPLE CITY
if you're not from winnipeg, don't even ask bro. if you're from winnipeg, pack ur bug spray.



20. JEANNE'S
if you haven't had a birthday cake from jeanne's, YOU HAVENT LIVED! my family is super big on jeanne's.. and we got a jeanne's cake for absolutely anything we could.. "happy birthday!! get the jeanne's cake..!!" "aww congrats on your award, we'll get a jeanne's cake!!" "yo it's a sunny wednesday, JEANNE's!!".. gosh i miss those days.



19. CARLOS AND MURPHY'S
best nachos in winnipeg. for reals.. tyc holds a pretty close grip though.. and yeah i said tyc.. shut up, tyc nachos are ill na na!



18. SLURPS
slurpee capital of the world, and it's one of the only things we got, so let us have it. we drink this shit when it's -50c outside.. we drink this shit in a blizzard. we put alcohol in our slurpees to pre-drink. we bring slurpees to the beach, to school, to work, to the library, in the car, on the bus, on our bikes. slurpees are our drink.. all day, every day, no matter what time, or the weather.. let's do a slurpee run.



17. GOODIES
okay.. so winnipeg has more than food, believe me hahaha.. BUT GOODIES. wow. the first time i had goodies, it was better than most of my ex-boyfriends. ouch. below the belt botch, below the belt.



16. VJ'S
winnipeg is big on burgers. they love their fat boys.. and if you're from winnipeg, you know what a fat boy is.. and vj's is DEFINITELY number one, next up is george's.. i've never been to mrs. mike's, but apparently, shit's bomb.. take me some day someone, take me!!



15. JOHNNY G'S
wow where do i even begin with johnny g's?! how many drunken nights have we had here?! raging in the basement to killer hip hop.. spazzin cuz we wanted to.. throwin tables and chairs and shit.. being the loudest ones in the buildin.. and the eats.. OH THE EATS.



14. ASSINIBOINE LEO MOL GARDEN
one day i am going to walk this entire thing (without quitting half way through like every time).. AND THEN! i will sit on a bench, i will eat some grapes.. and i will read a book.. anad then i'll bike home.. whoot.. sounds dreamy doesn't it.



13. CRUISE NIGHT
sunday ! sunday ! sunday! every sunday. the dopest shit you'll see. people rep their shit, and they rep it harrrddd.. and you basically get a parade of that every sunday. all the burger spots are packed, the main drag is packed, but the eye candy is pretty!.. but pack ur bug spray.



12. FOLKLORAMA
folklorama! celebrating diversity!! and good food!! performances. and pretty costumes..!! and education!! and beers from germany, brazil, austrailia, jamaica....uhhh can we go?! right now?! cool. thanks. it consists of 40 pavillions, housing the opportunity to travel to a different location. you get to experience almost any culture you could think of, in just one night.. then the next night, you travel across the world. it's a nice way to go on vacation on a budget haha



11. MUSIC TRADER
into the music gets an honorable mention.. however music trader has provided most of my classic shit.. i always spend at least 15 minutes just in "aw" when i'm in there. i'm there at least once a week. it's basically my second home. dear music trader, i love you, please don't ever.. ever leave.



10. GELATI
GEEEELAATIII!! who doesnt love ice cream?! WHO DOESNT, love sittin on the block with gelati (til the mosquitoes hit)?! WHO DOESNT LOVE GELATI?! i swear, summer nights aren't complete without gelati.. they just aren't.




9. URBAN BAKERY
oh urban. i remember the first time i stepped into urban, i think i was like 14, and it smelled sooooo gooood. i will forever remember that smell.. and that staff. they didn't treat me like i was an idiot, or a youngin, it was wiCked. & to me, it'll always be "urban" not tub.. i love the bakery. it's always too chill in there, and if there's good hip hop playing, i almost just wanna lounge there and not even look at shit. urban has been my love, and my hate, but it will always hold a strong place in my heart, because honestly, some of my best clothing pieces have come from there. long live nice shit! check em out, cop a masses tee, cuz i didnt. haha sup j!



8. PATIO!
little italy is lined with nothing but patios.. i'd say tavern is number one.. because when that roof top is bumpin, lawwddd it is BUMPIN.. earl's is definitely up there too though, just because the hip hop is a good listen during a beer and a cigarette.



7. GRAND BEACH
"yo what you doing ?!" "nothing guy, it's tuesday./" "wanna go to the beach?" "ya man."
every day.




6. BAR ITALIA
i love you bar italia. the amount of times you've disappointed me in life has been very minimal! hahah. except when i got yelled at for doing absolutely NOTHING.. still my favorite lounge in winnipeg. ferrrsuuurrre..



5. LOGAN CORNER
or logan's corner in winnipeg world.. yeahhh fuckk you guys man. this post makes me seem fat.. but if you've ever been out past 3am, and you're drunk outta your face, you know the party's still bumpin.. and it's taking place at LOGANS SON! fucka east ocean. LOGANS!!!!



4. JAZZ FEST
LONG LIVE GOOD MUSIC.. long live old market square.. and long live good music at old market square.. sign me up! plus jazz fest brought me keys n krates!! ack.. love ettt.






3. THE FORKS / PLAZA
sickest skate park in the world. quote me on that. when you have a skate park that brings you eric koston and steve berra, you just know it's the shit. blaze at the skate park, and trip out on that good vibe feeling.. the fireworks are bomb, and so are the markets. nothing beats a lively day/night at the forks.. just make sure there's something happenin.. otherwise.. bring some bug spray.








2. THE EXCHANGE DISTRICT
okay so the exchange district is home to a few of my loves.. ragpickers, where we always have fun with vintage clothes.. and the parties above ragpickers are always off the chain.. republic, which i've grown to hate, then love, and hate, and then love again.. but hate. KINGS HEAD, my favorite pub in the city.. second is lo's! the LINE UP, where i would have lunch every day just because i like the patio and the atmosphere.. the fyxx, cuz nothing beats that vibe when you wanna read a book by yourself!! gotta love the exchange.



1. ALIVE
yeah. so what?! alive is number one. it could have been something meaningful.. or historic.. or it could be the best place in winnipeg. sorry yo. alive is the best place in winnipeg. staff is friendly, security makes you feel safe and comfortable. bartenders are polite as fuck.. people are rowdy but friendly.. the bathrooms are always clean.. and it has ALWAYS, been a good night. ALIVE I LOVE YOU, BE MY WIFEYY!!

okay guys.. one more 25 to go.. i'd like to say good looking out to maribeth who helped me compile this list.. it fucking took me forever.. if you know me, i just like to eat, and.. listen to hip hop, and party and read.. so my list is made up of that.. it's not everybody's winnipeg list, but it's MY winnipeg list.. while composing the list maribeth and i had quite the adventure.. fuck i miss you biiiatch. so as i don't want the pictures to go to waste, here are the pictures that were taken for this post that i didn't use.. so you know winnipeg is more than good eats and parties lol.. esco let's go.




















maribeth took this pic.. its bomb isnt it




tryna reach cudi ;) heheh








i wish my friends took me to watch baseball games.. that's why i'm going out with alex;)






lol, grain is king people. grain is king.








some how, we ended up at a concert.. where we met up with friends and good music.












he juggled a chainsaw, he is crazy.

















i started working on this post like two weeks ago. i started writing it at 9:30 pm, it is now 1:30 in the morning. congrats. it's finally done..
I LOVE MY FUCKING CITY.
( GET LOST BETWEEN GOD AND A SHOT OF SCOTCH )

SO I SAYS TO MY BLOG I SAYS..

yo chill blog. i can only do so much! my next 25 is still in progress.. my LAST twenty five, is pretty much post-able as soon as my next 25 is posted.. but in order to post it, the next one has to be posted, and blah blah. so what chu want!? no posts or a post?! i'm still here.. so lemme give you some shit to please you.i just finished spending the last few days with my boyfriend. WADDUP SCARBOROUGH..! i miss you terribly :( so now i can get a re-cap in.. and along with that, i'll post pics i've missed from all my past adventures.. and my next post hopefully will be my next 25!! okay.. so let's recaaappp!

FRIDAY! airport status to head straight to ztrip. airport then party!? pretty much paris hilton status. good looking out mike, thanks for getting us in, you'se the bomb diggity.
SATURDAY! alive alive alive. alive is good alls the time.. if you havent been, GO! but go late! at like 12ish.. that way i have room on the patio.. thanks.
SUNDAY! chill day. bbq followed by tavern/. chill na chill.
MONDAY! sleep in ! bbQ at jamziz! and then inglorious basterds.. i FINALLY watched it.. people had mixed feelings, but i friggin loved it! janet..!! it's amazing!! i wanna watch it again!! right now!! plus it was the first movie i watched with my boyfriend! aW check us out.. milestones and shiiit!! cute!
TUESDAY! official boyfriend day! beers and wing status.. left my camera there.. WAHWAHH.. im a fail, i know. shut up. thanks. so i at first had a broken camera, now i have no camera! which blows cuz i won't have it for my trip in october:( *sigh. but oh well.. we got mediocre'ly drunk.. and walked through the hood, and made out on a bridge, and peed in alleys.. and i basically love him. that is all.
WEDNESDAY! i could not wake up to save my life! but i did, to kiss scarborough good bye, and cry in front of my boyfriend, and pretty much die.. and when i got home, i ate some spinach fettuccine with salmon!
hahahaha EPIC.

now, i owe some thanks.. bianca! yo you my nigga. bonibelle and ma! for making stops. eliza! for taking care of me! boys! for being down and awesome, alls the time! alex! for smelling so good and having a heart beat that sounds too ill na na when i lay on yo chest.

NOW.. lemme post some eye candy.. expect little captions, you're gonna have to make due with the visuals.. ;) five different nights, let the pics begin!








"how tall are you?!" "6'4" ".. holy.. shit."


HEEYYY JOSH























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so when the line is too long for the girl's bathroom, i go into the boys.. and they have these pictures all over the wall..


WHAT?! how come we don't get this?!


you guys really need this shit to pee or what?!


thas my dj!


play me cudi?! hahah.







life has been outrageous.

periods are such buzz killingtons. kenny and spenny are back?! HALLELUJAH!! thank goodness.. one of the greatest shows in life!! i need to meet kenny and spenny !! aCk. i need new clothes and have no moneyyy. whooooo!! cmon birthday, you couldn't be coming any slower!! hahaha.. also.. i have a quick rant to get in.. i just wanna dag on people girls who get dumped, then they start posting all these "sexy" pictures on facebook.. like they're ill na na. we get it, you got dumped, you wanna look good. (you still don't but okay) it's obvious, but if you wanna feel good about yourself, i get that./ but to the girls who start posting their profile pictures with other dudes, in a sad attempt to get their ex-boyfriend jealous, you aint foolin nobody.. you just look like a hoe.

1! hahahah
( GET LOST BETWEEN GOD AND A SHOT OF SCOTCH )

I HAVENT DITCHED MY BLOG!

i know, i haven't posted in a HOT minute.. my bad. i've just been really extremely busy.. i just got back from the states, and the wedding dress is purchased! which makes me extremely excited.. so my bad for the delay.. i missed the song list for august so here it is:
AUGUST 2009
88-keys, kid cudi - ho is short for honey
nas - black zombies
lmfao - i'm in miami bitch
nas - made you look
kid cudi, david guetta - memories

so i know i owe two more 25's.. i haven't given up.. i'm actually STILL working on the next one, i haven't stopped working on it. it's taking a lot of work, so i have to take an intermission.. but, it IS coming. so make sure you check back for it! the weather has been absolutely fucking amazing, it's so fucking hot! i'm getting darker and darker.. whooo yeahhh!! the beer hasn't stopped flowing and niether have the parties.. i got some grade A friends, as always, so everything is piiimppp! i've been to a few concerts and shit within the week, so pics from all those and the past few adventures are coming! i'll have my next two 25's done within a week, FERRSUURE. that's my word.
i'm also working on this next project, and need some help with it.. feed me some dares bitches! whatever you want me to do, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING! my only rule is: nothing illegal. post it, or email it at: syntifik@hotmail.com
i don't wanna talk too much about it, so im gonna leave it at that. this weekend is bound to be interesting so i gotta go ahead and get it started.. let's paint this city drunk!
( GET LOST BETWEEN GOD AND A SHOT OF SCOTCH )