Tuesday, September 3, 2013


I have this huge issue with people who ask for handouts all the time. Especially when they get pissy when you say "no" one time. Friendship is so easy. It's fun, it's timeless, it's hilarious, and if it isn't, then it's time to re-evaluate. If you get upset when someone doesn't say "yes" to your favor, look at yourself. Do you ask people to do things all the time?! Do you need help moving? Do you need to borrow a few bucks?! Are you cleaning out your garage?! Do you need a ride?! Installing a new entertainment unit?! BUT CAN'T FIND HELP ANYWHERE?! WELL CONGRATULATIONS! You just won the title of the "FAVOR MONSTER"! Your prize includes an all-inclusive stay at being an asshole and having no friends forever!

Seriously. If you find yourself in a hole, you shouldn't have to beg for it. Shit, you should even have people offering you a helping hand without you asking! If you don't, it's because you're a prick.

How about a slice of pizza or a "thank you" for fucking once?! Gawd.
I give my help to those that deserve it and are there for me, you can move on with your favors, I am not answering.


pie said...

I FEEL YOU, BOTCHO. I am always the first person to offer my labour, my van, my weekend, my wallet - my hand is up like an overeager teacher's pet...I am yours.

But when I casually mention that I am in need of xx, all I hear are CRICKETS. Or offers with an expectation ... even though they are the ones in my debt.

How do you cut the ones who just never feel the need to payback? Aside from never offering ever again.

syntifik said...

We are the same people! At least someone gets it!