*NOT INTERESTED!

Remember the days when hawaiians, and oompa lumpas, and avengers, and rayguns were the loves to a few? When common, and mos def, and tribe, and de la, were loves to a few? When hellz bellz, and married to the mob, and stussy, and supreme, were loves to a few? Remember when you found a hip hop head, and it was one of a few, so you said, "YOOOO, you like hip hop?! Who do you listen to?!". Remember when you had people who liked skateboarding OR comics. Now people say they have a "few" interests when their list be looking like "I'm really into movies, I'm a writer, I'm a hip hop head, I'm a sneaker head, I read all the time, I'm really good at video games, I read comics, I'm a skater, I like punk, and anything else that's cool and hipster that will make me look cool too". Remember when live journal held our inner most thoughts, and you thought for hours what should you call your lj cut.. well, for a few? Remember when bloggin' was actual bloggin, and this internet craze was a little less lazy and a little more creative, for a few? Lemme just take these few minutes to say that there's few too many posers, and only a few bloggers, and a few too many sneaker heads, and hipsters, and "hip hop heads", and yo.. sometimes I graze the internet and think "fuck this", even though I'll be back on it in a few.

LET'S GO AGAIN.

WHAT'S WACK.. ?! WEDNESDAYS.

SHAVING
shaving your legs/arm pits fucking sucks.. and don't even get me started on shaving kooch. it just doesn't go down. you gotta wax that shit. waxing fucking rules.. but does anyone know what girls go through when we wax?! first you gotta wait, cuz hair has to be a certain length, otherwise it won't come off when you wax.. and yo, it kind of hurts. yeah you get used to it, but it's still something we all wish we didn't have to do. someone i know recently got her armpits lasered.. literally nothing will ever grow there again. i wanna get everything lasered. ya trick ya! girls just shouldn't have body hair. we just shouldn't :(

EXBOYFRIENDS W/NEW MUG SHOTS
when your exboyfriend has a new girlfriend, and she's ugly at shit. this is hard to complain about because i have mixed feelings about it. first it's like "haha sucker. can't get no better than me". then it's like "wait yo, wtf am i ?! cuz she's fucking dirty". someone showed me my exboyfriend's girlfriend, she was some fobby lookin skeletor. & she was 6 years younger than me.. which makes her 10 years younger than him. EW EW EW EW EW. i was angry! what are you doing?! like really!@ you're really doing this to my image?! LOL you fuckin' bastard.. what's even worse though, is when the girl's hot.. so i guess he's better off with that ugly jail bait.. BUT STILL.. you're embarrassing me.

WHEN GIRLS FISH FOR COMPLIMENTS ON FACEBOOK
when girls post profile pictures where they obviously only put a picture up for comments.. and then they caption it with something like "ew i'm so ugly/fat/too skinny in this picture". BITCH. you are in a fucking dress, propping your leg up, lips puckered like you're about to fucking have sex with the camera. stop asking people to say things like "no you're not, you're beautiful!".. and then reply with "awww thanks babe. you are too." SHUTTHE FUCK UP! clearly you think you're hot shit. stop being so fake modest. it's disgusting and makes me wanna puke all over your big head.

MOSQUITOES
i currently have 8 mosquito bites. you sunnuvahh beetches.

PEOPLE WHO TELL LAME STORIES
1: "cuz like my mom wants me to be 'respectful' like ugh she is SUCH A BITCH!"
2: ".. and?"
1: "that's it."
2: "........ i .. see. you wanna go eat?"
i don't care about your boring life okay/

THE GREYHOUND JUNKIE
there's this girl downtown.. i see her literally almost every fucking day.. and she goes up to everyone telling this lame story about how she needs this much more for a greyhound ticket to get back home.. and i'm always like "ugh this stupid bitch".. just because shit, you know she's lying. WELL. today was a big day.. because when she asked this one girl (who was near me), she said "i don't believe you".. and the junkie freaks out, like "YOU DON'T KNOW ME. do you?!" and the next girl goes "no. no i don't know you, but i don't believe you".. and junkie goes "YEAH YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT!" like in her face.. so i say to the junkie .. since i'm like, in the vicinity and shit.. like "dude! you tell this same story all the fucking time. it's obviously bull shit, just stop. leave the fucking girl alone". she storms off, and about a meter away, there's an old lady sitting on a bench, wearing a sun hat.. and the junkie approaches her.. the old lady says no.. so the junkie yells at her "YOUR HAT'S WEIRD!" and then the junkie turns back around to scream at the crowd "YOU'RE ALL WEIRD!"
hahahha. like wtf?! bitch shut the fuck up. you're trying to get my sympathy every fucking day.. with the same old fucking trick story.. if it was that one time, yeah bitch, you would've gotten my fifty cents.. but you ruined it. you're a lying trick. switch it up mami, it's how i fucking caught you. i fucking hate this girl with a fucking passion. stupid trifilin trick..

GIRLS WHO UNDER-ESTIMATE ME
YOU JUST FUCKING WAIT. you just fucking wait you dirty sluts. you'll fucking get what's coming to you, and it'lll be 1000 times harder than what you threw at me. i hope you're ready.. cause this summer is going to be my best!!!.. and your worst.
xoxo hahahah.


daps to everyone i seen today. whoop. daps to everyone i did not:(
MARIBETH! i keep missing you. i want alcohol! with you!
honey got a booty like pow pow pow.. honey got some boobies like wow oh wow..
literally watch this video every day. still. who else can make "boobies" sound cool?! only ursher baby.. only urrrssshherr.

ON WEDNESDAYS..

I WRITE BLOG ENTRIES THAT TELL YOU WHAT I THINK IS WACK AND SHIT..

WHAT'S WACK WEDNESDAY!!

THUNDER RAPIDS
you know that tampon commercial.. where it has that witch of a woman who claims to be mother nature.. and she says "i brought your monthly gift.. and i was thinking.. THUNDER RAPIDS!" every time i see that commercial i want to stab that bitch in the fucking eye.

NOT HAVING SEX
i don't know, how people do it. i just don't. especially if you're drunk. it's like, mandatory in those conditions. YES BOYS, you are right. girls fucking feen when they're head bust. we try and play it off like we're really not needin a fix so bad, but we totally are. without my boyfriend here, i am losing my fucking mind. luckily he gets here on friday. dangiddy dangidddy!

SMELLY SWEAT
i didn't want to say just sweat.. because if it's like .. sweat when you're banging, that's totally cool. it makes that shit ten times hotter.. but when dudes sweat and it smells like.. you know, sweat.. then it's another story. please don't come near me.. please. if you have this problem, wash your clothes, throw on deodorant, cologne/perfume that shit up and you'll be okay. people who say "i've tried everything" get no sympathy from me cause i don't believe them. YEAH RIGHT!! get a stick up in those armpits biatch.

NO BEVERAGES
when i was a kid, and i used to go over to my friends' places.. some of them had this rule where you couldn't have a beverage until your meal was finished. WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT.. i wouldn't be full, but i'd say i was just because i was death thirsty. STUPID PARENTING RULE.. someone should make this fucking shit illegal.

REACHING IN YOUR POCKET..
to find ten dollars!! only when you pull it out, it's not ten dollars. it's a receipt. dammit.

THIS
when a girl hates you.. finally finds something to get mad at you for, even though it's not a reason.. tries to turn it into a proper reason, and then gathers a group of best friends so she can talk shit about you. even though she met all those best friends yesterday. if you wanna fucking say shit about me, fucking call me. i'm right fucking here.

GIRLS WHO EXPECT HELLO'S WHEN THEY'RE ASSHOLES
i won't say hi to you if i don't like you. so don't get offended, clearly you know i don't like you. why the fuck do i need to act like everyone is my fucking best friend!? i don't have to be best friends with anybody!!!!! i'm friends with who i want to be friends with/ thanks.

LAKERS FANS
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. shit. i'm gonna get heat for this one. "lakers fans are people who don't know basketball and just like the color yellow". ouch. if you really dig the lakers, fine whatever.. but honestly, half of you are just all about kobe and think that the gold and purple look good. stop shittin on boston. boston fans aren't rubbing that shit in your face. calm the fuck down.

JEALOUSY
jealousy is a mother fucker. .. just, stop.


what isn't wack?.. this new big boi and andre.. fuckin goes haard. i pretty much started making out with my speaker when i heard it.

IS IT TUESDAY?!

NAH MOTHER FUCKER, IT'S WEDNESDAY!!

and i'm here to let you in on some things that be waaaack and shit!

WHAT'S WACK WEDNESDAY!

guy: "yo do you have a spare cigarette?"
botch: "nah dude, sorry."
guy: "why ? is that your last one?"
botch: "nope, but i only have like two..
guy: "how much do those run you?"
botch: "$14."
guy: "fuck that's expensive, you shouldn't be smoking."
NO DUDE. YOU shouldn't be smoking, you can't fucking afford it! things that are wack from this story: guy being contradicting, guy being smelly, guy being fucking rude, guy making me want to blow smoke in his face.

EMBARRASSING MOMENTS LIKE THIS ONE:
girl: i'm wearing the same underwear, so i can't bang him tonight cause i banged him yesterday and he'll noticeeee..!! are you hooking up..?
botch: hahahaha uhhh no.. i'm not hooking up.. i'm wearing fucking pineapple scratch and sniff underwear.. it has pictures of fucking pineapples all over it.
** girl and botch exit bathroom **
girl: HAHAHAH.. pineapples.
random stranger: pineapples?! DO TELL.
girl: this girl, SHE'S FUCKING WEARING SCRATCH AND SNIFF UNDERWEAR.. IT'S PINEAPPLES!! AHAHAHAHAAH
thanks man. ahahah fucking thanks for telling the entire club what kind of underwear i'm wearing. ahahah.

FIND YOUR LOVE VIDEO
that has to be one of the wackest videos evaaahhh.. what is with the blazing drake taking up half that video.. all i kept seeing was drake inhaling. lol seriously drizzy, even jamaica couldn't help you.. you are a music video fail.

NO EXPERIENCE AND A SHIT LOAD OF MOUTH
this is when people give you advice on something they've never been through. "well if he's talking to another girl, you should just dump him". uhm?! what the fuck are you talking about?! you don't know anything. did i even ask you for your advice?! no. i really didn't. back the fuck up.

TEEN MOMS CONNECTING WITH TEEN MOMS
when 16 year olds who have babies go up to other 16 year olds with babies and say things like "omg your son is so adorable!!".. WHEN REALLY, both girls used to be the worst of enemies.. they hated each other.. but since they both fucked up and had babies, they talk to each other.. AND THE ONLY REASON WHY THEY TALK TO EACH OTHER, is to make themselves feel good about their mistake.
below the belt botch, below the belt. maybe.

DROPPING YOUR TOOTHBRUSH
so i was extremely tired this morning.. i couldn't sleep last night because i was scaring myself to shit.. i kept on thinking that the creaks in the floors were ghosts that wanted to eat me.. WHICH IS WHY I CANT LIVE ALONE PEOPLE! i'm accepting roommate applications! lol.. anyway, when i woke up i was EXTREMELY groggy.. kind of like the yoplait commercials, except instead of that reggae joint it was hip hop nation playing. so i wake up, and i'm brushing my teeth when i grab my lipstick.. which was on a shelf above the toilet.. my groggy self, knocks my toothbrush into the toilet.. there i stand, kind of dazed, with a mouth full of toothpaste looking at my toothbrush in the toilet.. and the only thing that escapes my foamy mouth is, "shit. that sucks".

POPULAR SHIT
THE IPAD! the ipad has to be the most gimmicky waste of money EVER. please do yourselves a fucking favor, and DO NOT get one.. ARE YOU PEOPLE AWARE OF THIS!? seriously, people only like shit cause it's new. people don't even take their time to think.. this piece of shit is an absolute waste of money.. it runs the same fucking OS as a FUCKING IPHONE! that should say enough. even that velcro+ipad video couldn't save this fucking thing. invest your money on shit that you will actually benefit from. not the shit that companies brainwash customers to think is ill na na. this world is dumb.. they ed hardy dumb.


ON THINGS THAT ARE NOT WACK.. i totally was mis-charged my pack of belmonts today, $7.76, when they're supposed to be $14.10!! fuck yeah son, fuck yeah son.. i totally didn't even notice til i left and saw my receipt. i was so tired this morning. still am actually, i'm trying to get hyped for talib tonight. WHAT?! you're going to see talib botcho!? i sure as the fuck am. ALSO.. nas is saying a lost tapes 2 and 3 might be coming our way soonskies.. FUCKFUCKFUCK YESSSSS!!!!!



ALSO, i've been asked for my song listing that i've used in may.. so here are the songs i used:

MAY 2010
kid cudi, chip - all talk
justice - DVNO
beastie boys, q-tip - get it together
lil wayne - single
usher - omg
trey songz - say ah
rampage, busta - wild for da night
fat joe - the shit is real
dj jazzy jeff - practice
consequence - let u live
usher - hey daddy
kid cudi - know why
timbaland - the way i am
beastie boys - you gotta fight
beastie boys - sabotage
travis mccoy - billionaire

i was on a big beastie boys tip last month. i currently have had distant relatives in my player since i bought it and haven't taken it out.. so a nas playlist is up. enjoy biatches.

MIDDLE FINGERS IN THE AIR TO AGREE WITH BOTCH.

YOU KNOW, I LIKE THE TASTE OF WINE.. BUT I RARELY DRINK IT. I DON'T LOVE IT, SO IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL TO CUT WINE OUT OF MY LIFE. I GOT BEER, AND I LIKE BEER.. PEACE TO WINE.

one long rant.. coming at you.. cause shit! it's wednesday!!

you know, i never really lie. i just can't do it. i'm not good at it. i usually get flossed out by whoever i lie to, they know i'm lying.. so i just don't do it. it's pointless. so when i say something, you can be assured that it's true.
everyone has it. what's "it"? "it" is a situation where you have your friends, and you have your acquaintances.. but there's also that secret category that no one really talks about, but we all have it. there's the acquaintances that you treat like friends.. because they're friends with your friends, so you give them a little extra without giving a little extra.

YOUR REAL FRIENDS WON'T DO YOU WRONG, REAL FRIENDS DON'T CHANGE.

i've never really believed in people "changing". i think change is too strong of a word. i think people may grow, they may act different, they may make different choices.. but deep down, people don't fucking change. ever. if they were an asshole, they will always be an asshole. if they were a cheater, they will always be a cheater. if they were a peachy keen goodie good, they will remain just that.
so, in knowing all of this.. and for experiencing 22 years of living. i have learned to be very careful with who i surround myself with, and with who become my acquaintances versus my friends.

"but.. i'm like nice though right?! i'm pretty nice."
"uhhhhhhh......botcho. you're really, not.

lol, okay. fine. so i'm not the nicest person in the world. i'm a little mouthy, i'm a little rude, and i'm VERY opinionated.. but i strive, and push hard to be as good of a FRIEND, as i can be.
if ever, anyone, has any problems with me, i would not be surprised.. as long as they approach me, it's fucking cool. if i get accused though, it's a completely different story. accusations are such fucking bull shit. they're even worse, when they're fucking false. if anyone, ANYONE, EVER, has something to fucking say to me. GO AHEAD AND FUCKING SAY IT. just make sure you know what the fuck you're talking about.. and if you go back and forth between apologizing and then accusing me, then you shouldn't approach me at all.

i live my life with simple rules. they are the following:
1. NEVER LET YOUR AUDIENCE SEE YOU SWEAT.
2. IF YOU CAN'T FIND A WAY, MAKE ONE.
3. STICK WITH WHO STUCK BY YOU.
4. YOU'RE EITHER THE LAST ONE STANDING, OR THE LAST ONE TO FALL.
5. STAY UP.

i read that list every single fucking day.. to remind myself how fucking aggravating people can be.. to remind myself to never let ANYONE get under my skin.. to remind myself there is always a way out.. to remind myself that people who don't do anything for you, don't deserve anything from you.. to remind myself that i will never hear gossiping birds.. to remind myself that through all the fucking bull shit, i'm botch.. and NO ONE, but myself; can remind me of the shit i went through, the shit i will go through, AND THE SHIT THAT I WILL THROW TO THE FUCKING GROUND WITH A MIDDLE FINGER IN THE AIR SO I CAN SAY, "fuck you".

yeah yeah yeah.
fuck you.

dessert shouldn't come til after the meal, but if you don't feed me conversation during lunch, do not expect me to fucking pay.

i will never settle for less. i will never fucking lower myself.. and i will ALWAYS, ALWAYS, be honest with myself and anybody who wants to fuck with me. so if you choose to say rotten things about me because my voice is a little louder than prissier bitches who are too shy to say anything, then fuck. whatever. just expect me to wave my middle finger right after i wave. you see me? hi hater.




wednesdays are so fucking wack and shit.

WHEN I FIRST STEPPED ON THE SCENE, BLOGGERS WAS PETFRIFIED..

JUMP BACK ON THEY TUMBLR LIKE THEY WERE BEING CHASED BY HOMICIDE.
MORE THAN PICTURES, THE GIRL CAN WRITE, & IT WILL NEVER STEER YOU WRONG.
& ALL YOU PUNK ASS BITCHES WITH A BLOG WON'T BE LASTING LONG ( ! )

so last night bonibelle and i had the craziest phone conversation about girls who suck.. pretty much all girls suck actually. i mean.. i get along with like zero. now some of you might say "but you have friends that are girls".. okay, shit.. you got me. i have very few though. & a lot of girls that say hi to me, don't like me. the thing about girls is, they say hi to people they don't like because it's easier. it's easier to just leave the person with the life that they have than putting all your time and energy into being mean to them.. or they're just too scared to actually hate.. cause we merk bitches..
in essence, there are a billion things that come to mind when i think of girls.. and shit.. they be waaaaccckkkk!!

WHAT'S WACK WEDNESDAY

THE BITCH EDITION

"seriously though, she looks like franklin."
"hahahah, yeah she has no neck, she's not fat though, but kind of round.. like a beetle."
"hahahhaahahahha"
"seriously dude, like just a head and a body.. OH.. MY.. GOD.. she's a penguin."

yeah that's the kind of shit we say about people. it's not very nice.. lol.. but shit, girls are fucking mean man. i've never been rude to anyone that didn't deserve it.. for instance.

GIRL(S) NUMERO UNO!
GIRLS WHO TAKE WORDS FROM ME. i take pride in who i am, and i flaunt it. i am me for me, and i have been this way for a very long time. whether it's music, writing, sneakers, or whatever the fuck else i dig, i represent it. it urks me to see things that i wrote on someone else's shit. IT HURTS EVEN MORE WHEN SOMEONE COMPLIMENTS THEM ON SOMETHING THEY STOLE FROM ME. fuck you, trifilin bitches!

GIRLS WHO CLAIM EVERYTHING
hey i digs my hip hop. i dig blogging. i dig writing. i dig zombies. whatevaaahhh i like, i like. i think it's absolutely absurd when someone likes something just to like something. like.. liking something because it's dope to other people. if i met a person who was into dinosaurs, i'd be like "fuck, really?! like.. dinosaurs?! fucking cool man." cuz yo, that's THAT person, not someone else. so when you front on me, pretending like "yeah i love this atmosphere song, i'm so totally obsessed with atmosphere, he's hot". well honey, atmosphere is not one person, so you fail. stop trying to steal things and hobbies off people to try and sleep with a boy. because we all know that you can't be really good at rollerblading, ballet, mma, video games, hip hop, rock, collecting, painting, cooking, swimming.. please no stop. i don't believe you have all those hobbies, you're posing.

INSECURE GIRLS
who hate on whoever hangs out with their boyfriend and call every five seconds. uhm.. ew. can you be anymore stalker?! anyone who goes through extreme measures (LIKE LISTENING IN ON THEIR BOYFRIENDS PHONE CONVERSATIONS) should just consider that relationship a bomb. it's done. over. glitzzzeddd. you're outta here. & sorry, you're fat. go cry now.

HOES
i'm aware that the "hoes" i am talking about is supposed to be spelled as "ho", but i refuse to forever, so it's hoes. it's hard for me to use the word because it's become a word with no definition. "any where, any time, any hole". lol mother fucking ew. i think hoes can pretty much be grouped into different categories..
you got like, the innocent hoe.. these are the hoes that pretend they're good, but they end up hitting on everything with a dick behind close doors.. trust me, they're not innocent. i find that innocent hoes are usually down to go to every bar in the world, but they don't drink. they'll have like one drink, sip it slow, to make it look like they're drinking a lot.. and then when they see a dude that's drunk, she'll swerve over there. after that it doesn't take much, dude sees the innocent hoe, and immediately lays his game down.. thinking "i want what i can't have".. meanwhile this is just an evil ploy that the innocent hoe has laid down to get dude. it's very scientific.
then you got the straight up nasty hoes, who just fuck anything with a dick. gross. they're usually ones who will make out with anyone, girl or guy, at parties to try and up their "sexy" status. they also slip in little "accidental" thigh touches or arm brushes on dudes to get their testosterone up.. oh, and they usually hang out in groups of girls. this way, they look hotter than they would if they were solo.
the "oops" hoe. this type of hoe is referring to the hoes who have had 500 boyfriends.. but they weren't really boyfriends. anyone who hits on this hoe can have her.. she then sleeps with them and tells herself that this person is her boyfriend. this way, she won't feel bad the next morning when he doesn't call. "yeah i know him, we dated". uhhh, no honey, you fucked.
then there's the stupid hoe, the hoe that gets played by a dude because she thinks he loves herrrrr.. and she gives him everything he wants. brains on the daily. the stupid hoe will fall into the trap, and once she's there, she's stuck. dude could have his arms fully around another broad, and stupid hoe would tell herself "they're just friends".. til she turns around and the other broad and dude are making out. then what?! sorry.. but it will happen (if it hasn't already, boom, roasted.)..
& of course we can't forget, hoes who fuck for money, or reputation or status.. fuckin' hoes.

THE BORING GIRLS
the girls who dress like a jacob mannequin, don't say anything to you and basically just try to use you so that you'll say good things about them. no. i refuse to say good things about you. what have you ever done for me?! nothing.

IN SUMMARY, if you don't talk to me, do not expect me to talk to you. if you're a hoe, expect me to treat you like one. if you lie, i will confront you. if i tell you something and you don't listen, i will speak louder.

have a good day people.

p.s.


on things that aren't wack..

my brother made this. he's fucking dope.. and you should buy his shit. check him out, HERE

HEY. IT'S WEDNESDAY!

WHAT'S WACK!!!

after the jump!!

PEOPLE WHO TAKE SHIT THAT I'VE SAID ALREADY
people e-mail me when they see something i've said on a blog. if i've already stated something and people dig it, sick. that's awesome. it's a feel good.. but if you're going to take something i've said and try and use it as something you've said, i will get at you for it. quote me. fucking quote me. you did not come up with that piece of brilliance, I DID. so don't caption your fucking fb pictures with my words, don't blog my words, UNLESS, you are going to quote me. you're not botch. so give me my credit.

FRONT DESK BITCHES
the dentist, government buildings, doctor's offices. look bitch. i understand that you have your hair did, and you feel important, but you're really not. so when i walk in, state my business, and you don't look up, give me a rude statement like "do you have this this and this, i'm not sure how long your wait is going to be.. BLAH BLAH" OR.. who answer phone calls inbetween those sentences, without saying "excuse me a second".. they just take the call! then they stay on the phone for hours, while i stand there, looking at her/him. LOOK BITCH, i'm here for a fucking reason, and you're supposed to get that reason achieved. holier than thou bitches. fuck you.

LIBRARY CREEPERS
i'll sit at a computer to do whatever.. and with a row of like 40 computers, a random stranger will sit beside me. REALLY?! right beside me?! do you see ALL OF THE OTHER EMPTY COMPUTERS?!!!? then they will look at my computer screen every five seconds.. BUT IF I GET UP TO MOVE, i'm the jerk.

NON-SMOKERS WHO HATE SMOKERS
you are not better than anybody just because you made a different life choice.

UGLY PEOPLE WITH HOT PEOPLE IN THEIR PROFILE PICTURES
guys always seem to throw in a hot girl from an import show in their profile pictures. okay, we get it.. you know how to take a picture with a hot girl that you don't know. it doesn't make you look like a pimp when you have 40 of the same profile pictures. i just think you're a creeper.

TOONIE TUESDAY
you don't fucking cost a toonie.. and you get more expensive every tuesday, or so it seems. BOO.

ORGANIC FOODS
you're expensive, and you go bad faster.. it doesn't help me.

MISSING ALEX
i missssssssssssssss hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmm!!!!

MOTHER FUCKER IT'S WEDNESDAY.

.. and i know of some things that be wack and shit.

HEY! i came up with a lot of things for today this week AND i remembered to write them all down. so enough with the yakkedy yack, here's what's wack.

BOTCHED BOOB JOBS
i love when girls get boob jobs, then in their outfits they have no cleavage.. cause like either their boobs are too far apart, or they're super high at like their shoulders. i don't mind boob jobs, as long as you're doing it for yourself.. but when you're doing it so you can be a hoe, mother fucker you deserve that shit.

JENNY HUMPHREY
she's still a fucking hoe. FUCK OFF JENNY! WILL YOU JUST LEAVE THE CITY ALREADY?! what is your fucking deal! honestly! you don't know shit! you're just a horny slut without any friends. i hate you!!

BOYFRIEND GREEDS
girls who think i want their boyfriend. PLEASE. stop. i do not want your shit. so please stop eye'ing me like you're going to beat me down with your eyeballs. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. & i am absolutely fully 500% committed to him right now. I FUCKING HATE GIRLS@!!! LEAVE ME ALONE.

LO, STEPHANIE, AUDRINA
stop talking shit about kristin. talk to her if you wanna say something. she's too ill na na for you guys. i used to love all three of you, but if you're not being straight up with kristin, you deserve to be cussed off. YUP.

NO HEARING.
WHY DO I NOT HAVE THE BEATS BY DRE HEADPHONES YET?! that's wack.

NOT AGREEING TO DIS-AGREE
i understand everyone has an opinion. everyone sees something a certain way, and that's their shit. i enjoy myself a good debate every now and then.. but when it comes to a certain point, it is time to realize that you are not going to change what the other person thinks. it's time to let that shit go and realize that hey.. what you think is what you think, what the other person thinks is what the other person thinks. LET IT GO. arguments that last for a month are childish. we're grown people. we're grown./

CHANGE AT CHECK OUT
when you're in line anywhere, and the person ahead of you whips out this change purse.. with a billion other things in it, to count out their amount in change so they can receive an equal amount. i especially hate this when their total is like 9.98. they're like whipping out these cards, and garbage from their coin purse to find enough coins to equal 98 cents.. LIKE REALLY PEOPLE!? you do realize you're going to get two pennies back, is that really worth keeping me from getting to the front of the line!? if you have change fine, but at least have that shit out instead of digging for it for five hours. "okay.. and that's 98 cents! .. and i think i have a coupon here somewhere.." FUCK ME.

PLANE DE-BOARDING
i travel quite a bit compared to the regular person, so i've had my share of plane rides.. and i HAAAAAAAAAAATTTEEE when you land, and everybody gets up like there's a fire. THE CAPTAIN CLEARLY SAYS STAY SEATED TIL THE PLANE IS STOPPED.. and all this rushing just makes shit go even slower..!! like hello, these aisles are big enough for a single file line, you're not going to pass anybody, so just fucking wait your fucking turn.. OH!! and then, these rushing assholes get off the plane, and they stand infront of the fucking doorway to wait for their friend, or family. REALLY?! can you not wait at baggage claim, or at least move to the side?! you nearly trampled me, and my carry on, to block my way some more.

NO $$$$
isn't it annoying when you have all this cash, and you go shopping and buy nothing.. then when you have no cash, you see something you've wanted for a long time, and it's the last one.. and when you get cash to go get it, it isn't there anymore. this always happens to me. i always find something i want when i don't have money. yeah. that's wack.


WHAT BUGS YOU ?!