THESE CONVERSATIONS.

"You mean you're going to have your birthday on Valentine's Day?!"
"Yeah!"
"Will anyone even go to that?!"
"Not with that attitude."

JESSICA MOMENTS.

There's a girl in my class named Jessica, I don't know if it's because we're both Capricorns or if we're both just weird.. but I seriously think she may be at least one of the top ten funniest people I have ever met.. and because of that, I'd like to share with you, some Jessica moments.

Jessica: "I don't know Botch, maybe we should go into paramedics, because I look really good in fluorescent yellow."

Rach: *throws garbage toward garbage can but misses.*
Jessica: : "OOOH, white girl can't jump."

Jessica: "I threw away all my toe socks, my toenails just cut holes in them."

Prof: "And today we are starting Unit G."
Jessica: "G-g-g-g-g-g-G-UNIT!"

Til next time.

"PLEASE DON'T BLOG IT."

Nas, the don - 1. Lawrence - 0.

CONVERSATION I HEARD AT MY REGULAR COFFEE JOINT:

Isn't funny that I said, "regular coffee joint"? Not because of the term, well.. actually I guess, kind of, but more so because, HOLY SHIT GUYS! I never thought I'd have a "spot". Anyways.. this was the following conversation between the Barista and the customer in front of me:

Dude: "Who is this playing right now?!"
Barista: "It's the Chromatics."
Dude: "Yeah, I thought so, they're pretty much the only thing anyone should be listening to right now."
Barista: "I AGREE..!"

Whoa. Chill out. That's a bold statement.. and you agree?! Whole-heartedly? or..? I dunno about that.