A GUY'S MENTALITY, DON'T BE MAD AT ME.

i play with guys' heads to get what i want. i watch tv with my hand in my pants. i wear ball shorts to sleep. my profanity is off the charts, i'm extremely vulgar. i love sneakers, and appreciate adriana lima. i think megan fox is dope. i fight hard for my opinion. i'm kind of an asshole sometimes, and i have the occasional day where i sit down without crossing my legs. i love big meals, and wings, and burgers, and pizzas, and basketball. i slacked off last year (wah), but i love sports. i can probably out-drink you, and your best friend. i like german shepherds, and huskies, and labs, and dogs that won't fit in my purse. i like hanging with boys. i love hoodies, and manswers, and disorderly conduct. i like car chases and disaster shows. i love breaking stuff, and i appreciate a fuckin beer like you don't even know..

.. and i do it all without forgetting to re-apply the lipstick.

my name's botch. i am a girl of some kind of different.