FUCK THIS.

ARE WE DATING? ARE WE FUCKING? ARE WE BEST FRIENDS? ARE WE SOMETHING, IN BETWEEN THAT? I WISH WE NEVER FUCKED AND I MEAN THAT.

..but not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it's fucking awesome.

MORE THINGS.

Oh god. Send help. Guys, send help. I need all the stuffz.

I WANT TO BUY EVERYTHING.

Like ugh, seriously. I'm going to become a homeless bum lugging around a backpack full of not so essential things. Can we please?! Like intervene me. Please. You should hurry. I have student loans to pay off.

I want all the things!

ALIE LAYUS - HIT YOU (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)

Hey guys, here's a super degrading (throw away your feminist pants for a sec) but hilarious video from Alie Layus. Man oh man. I can't even. Once the lettuce happened.. *dead.

PINK HAIRED SLACKER.

NO LONGER HEARD