Wednesday, May 15, 2013

JOLIE MASTECTOMY.

Anyone who says this woman isn't brave, is ridiculous. An 87% risk of cancer is a risk, and if you have the money to do it, why not do it?! I mean, why not now rather than later?! This is the bossiest thing, ever. She not only did this for herself, but her children. So all you fuck heads saying this is an attention cry need to grow the fuck up. Get em girrrrrrllll.

Monday, May 13, 2013

SUMMER BETTERINGS.

Hey guys! Here are some summer things that I'm gonna try to accomplish! I might need some steering in the right direction, so if you see me going off track, help me, will ya?!

- Blog more.
- Write something every day.
- Put at least $500 on my credit card by July.
- Work out, I'm being lenient on this one. Take a walk, go up some stairs, do five sit ups. Fucking anything will do because working out is .. haha.
- Tie 5 ribbons at Anthony's tree.
- Be calmer, anxiety is no fun.
- Have at least one date a week with a friend/friends.
- Be nicer to everyone, even people I dislike. Forgive, and most importantly, try to have a better understanding of people.

Ugh, this all sounds hard. Love always,
the laziest bum always doing bum hobo tangs

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours.

Friday, May 10, 2013

5 FACEBOOK PET PEEVES.

Well. You've done it. You've logged into Facebook. What were you thinking?! Get out of there. Now you're going to be overwhelmed with inspirational quotes and memes that are nowhere near funny. Oh, Facebook. Dear, Facebook. Where you get invited to things you don't care about and block applications like they're software updates.
Facebook. The number one website in the world that helps you to "stay connected". It does a good job of that. I won't deny it. However, the swamp effect is a little un-bearable. The swamp effect. That's what I call it. Here's a list of 5 Facebook pet peeves that drive me crazy.

1. THE STATUS UPDATER
"What a nice day outside!", "Going for a walk.", "Omg so tired!", "Having dinner, then going to bed". OH, WOW. Thank you. My day certainly was not going good until THIS happened! Thank you so much!

2. THE GYM RAT
These ones. These ones. Check in at the gym. Updated status: "Make time, no excuses". Mobile photo of their protein shake. Gym quote. HOLY, FUCKING, SHIT. We get it. I completely encourage people to better themselves but if you're needing all types of attention from it, it's annoying, and we end up deleting you. Then you'll be getting a lot less "likes", bro.

3. KIDS/ANIMALS
Oh, that's your kid eating, cute:) Oh you're kid sleeping, cute:) Okay, your kid in a new shirt. Okay, kid watching tv. Kid sitting. Kid standing. Omg, you've posted 46 pictures of your kid in one day. Not much has changed. Replace "kid" with any "pet", this can go both ways.

4. EVERY SINGLE INTERNET MEME/INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE EVER
If you're showing me 10 memes per day, chances are, they aren't all funny. Don't TRY to succeed, man. "Oh this is kind of cool". NO! Kind of cool, you glance over. Share the things that FLOOR you. THAT ARE AN ABSOLUTE MUST. The inspirational quote doesn't help you none either.

5. ATTENTION CRIES:(
These statuses: "Don't even want to talk about it :(", "This is the fucking worst :(". OH THESE CLIFFHANGERS! The statuses that are just begging for someone to comment "What's wrong, hun?!". UGH. I wish all these emo fucking fucks would get blogs.

IN SUMMARY: Facebook should be: WHAT YOU WOULD TALK ABOUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS/FAMILY. It is conversation, it is your life. If you would bring all of these things up, then fine, go ahead. Your friends/family are probably used to your annoying self already.. but if you would not, refrain. Hold back a little. Our timelines are hard to catch up on with the swamp effect. Chill yo, chill.

What's your biggest Facebook pet peeve?!

SILVER LINING(S?) PLAYBOOK.

sucked. In all kinds of ways. Why was this so shitty?! I was really looking forward to it. Talk about typical, generic, womp womp, worst. SPOILER ALERT: You don't need spoilers, because everything you guess will happen. Suck fest. Yawn.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

COMPOSITION SO ECLECTIC.

NEW joint from one of my fave dudes. Check out this new jazzy, smooth one from Flaco, produced by @beeziejr, entitled "Top Floor Residents". You do that by clicking HERE. It's officially a good Thursday. Yum.