so today i decided to throw down a bunch of songs that i've listened to this week.. mad skillz - the nod factor.. mad skillz is a sick freestyler, and that's how he got on.. he lost to supernat in '92.. but was still amazing, and people took notice.. this song never got much hype, and i'll never know why.. it's dope.
MAD LION - TAKE IT EASY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKK!! i've listened to this song like 5 times in the past two days. IT'S SO ILL. how greezy is that opening?! "too many suckers and not enough time, to buck up all a dem with one clip a me nine".. like what! fuck yeah! i couldn't agree more!! this song just makes me wanna jump on shit, break shit and party!! rage!! and look how skinny krs is! hahaha.
NIKKI D - WASTED nikki d.. she's so dope. first female rapper to be signed by def jam. how ill is it to be able to say that about yourself?! i was going to post "daddy's little girl" because i dig that song much more than this one, but youtube doesn't have an embed version. wahhhwahh.
TRACEY LEE - IT'S PARTY TIME you know we get dowwwnnn.. beat is so dirty. this song is a fucking banger.. I LOVE THIS SONG.. it's definitely a fav.. there's a rumor that the night biggie was shot, he was chillin in a club.. and he loved this song.. so it played on repeat, 8 times.. just for big.. now i don't know if that's true.. but what i do know is that i've never heard this song while at a club.. and if i ever do, i vouche to get buck wild in that mother fucker.. sing along with me people!! AND EVERYWHERE THAT MY CREW GO, AND EVERY HO THAT MY CREW KNOW.. AND EVERY SHOW THAT MY CREW BLOW.. YOU KNOW WE GET DOWWWWWNNNNN..
enjoy:)
I MADE IT TO 40, 000 HITS TODAY
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!! i submitted a writing piece to a writer's competition about a month ago.. not only did i not win, but my piece was also REJECTED! oh rejection. you feel so damn good. this 40,000 really helped me keep my composure. thanks bitches.. and don't worry.. i'll get published one day.. new kid cudi also helped!! REF OF EV, fucking BANGER!
*sigh. i fucking love you cudi. i fucking love you.
SHAVING shaving your legs/arm pits fucking sucks.. and don't even get me started on shaving kooch. it just doesn't go down. you gotta wax that shit. waxing fucking rules.. but does anyone know what girls go through when we wax?! first you gotta wait, cuz hair has to be a certain length, otherwise it won't come off when you wax.. and yo, it kind of hurts. yeah you get used to it, but it's still something we all wish we didn't have to do. someone i know recently got her armpits lasered.. literally nothing will ever grow there again. i wanna get everything lasered. ya trick ya! girls just shouldn't have body hair. we just shouldn't :(
EXBOYFRIENDS W/NEW MUG SHOTS when your exboyfriend has a new girlfriend, and she's ugly at shit. this is hard to complain about because i have mixed feelings about it. first it's like "haha sucker. can't get no better than me". then it's like "wait yo, wtf am i ?! cuz she's fucking dirty". someone showed me my exboyfriend's girlfriend, she was some fobby lookin skeletor. & she was 6 years younger than me.. which makes her 10 years younger than him. EW EW EW EW EW. i was angry! what are you doing?! like really!@ you're really doing this to my image?! LOL you fuckin' bastard.. what's even worse though, is when the girl's hot.. so i guess he's better off with that ugly jail bait.. BUT STILL.. you're embarrassing me.
WHEN GIRLS FISH FOR COMPLIMENTS ON FACEBOOK when girls post profile pictures where they obviously only put a picture up for comments.. and then they caption it with something like "ew i'm so ugly/fat/too skinny in this picture". BITCH. you are in a fucking dress, propping your leg up, lips puckered like you're about to fucking have sex with the camera. stop asking people to say things like "no you're not, you're beautiful!".. and then reply with "awww thanks babe. you are too." SHUTTHE FUCK UP! clearly you think you're hot shit. stop being so fake modest. it's disgusting and makes me wanna puke all over your big head.
MOSQUITOES i currently have 8 mosquito bites. you sunnuvahh beetches.
PEOPLE WHO TELL LAME STORIES 1: "cuz like my mom wants me to be 'respectful' like ugh she is SUCH A BITCH!" 2: ".. and?" 1: "that's it." 2: "........ i .. see. you wanna go eat?" i don't care about your boring life okay/
THE GREYHOUND JUNKIE there's this girl downtown.. i see her literally almost every fucking day.. and she goes up to everyone telling this lame story about how she needs this much more for a greyhound ticket to get back home.. and i'm always like "ugh this stupid bitch".. just because shit, you know she's lying. WELL. today was a big day.. because when she asked this one girl (who was near me), she said "i don't believe you".. and the junkie freaks out, like "YOU DON'T KNOW ME. do you?!" and the next girl goes "no. no i don't know you, but i don't believe you".. and junkie goes "YEAH YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT!" like in her face.. so i say to the junkie .. since i'm like, in the vicinity and shit.. like "dude! you tell this same story all the fucking time. it's obviously bull shit, just stop. leave the fucking girl alone". she storms off, and about a meter away, there's an old lady sitting on a bench, wearing a sun hat.. and the junkie approaches her.. the old lady says no.. so the junkie yells at her "YOUR HAT'S WEIRD!" and then the junkie turns back around to scream at the crowd "YOU'RE ALL WEIRD!" hahahha. like wtf?! bitch shut the fuck up. you're trying to get my sympathy every fucking day.. with the same old fucking trick story.. if it was that one time, yeah bitch, you would've gotten my fifty cents.. but you ruined it. you're a lying trick. switch it up mami, it's how i fucking caught you. i fucking hate this girl with a fucking passion. stupid trifilin trick..
GIRLS WHO UNDER-ESTIMATE ME YOU JUST FUCKING WAIT. you just fucking wait you dirty sluts. you'll fucking get what's coming to you, and it'lll be 1000 times harder than what you threw at me. i hope you're ready.. cause this summer is going to be my best!!!.. and your worst. xoxo hahahah.
daps to everyone i seen today. whoop. daps to everyone i did not:( MARIBETH! i keep missing you. i want alcohol! with you! honey got a booty like pow pow pow.. honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.. literally watch this video every day. still. who else can make "boobies" sound cool?! only ursher baby.. only urrrssshherr.
i think this new series deviates from my pessimistic wednesday posts.. i know that wednesdays make me look like i hate everything.. but i really don't ! so this entry will be as positive as i can make it without vomiting. lemme fill you in.. what's dope tuesday?! ha! esco, let's go.
THINGS THAT BOTCH DIGS
RED BULL i drink way too much red bull, but that shit is fucking amazing. throw red bull in a slurpee, and that shit is crack.. add some vodka, and shit bitches! that shit is the pre-game drank of choice during these hot ass summer nights. omfg.. it is so fucking good. can i get a coffee with my breakfast?! NAH BITCH FUCK THAT. redbull me up. it's greater than coffee. yeah i said it.
BITING i love biting. i love bite marks, i love it on the neck. i love it on my hand. i love biting lips. i fucking. love. biting. there you have it folks. my secret's out in the open. now you know why i say i love teeth so much. it's because whenever i see a nice grill, yo. yo. my mind isn't nasty though, i swear it's good biting! dear nas, dear cudi, dear lex, can i lick your teeth!? ahhahahaha.
CUPCAKES if i'm ever mad at you, or if you did something fucked up.. bring me cupcakes. there's an 85% chance that we'll be okay after that. not no gay cupcakes though. if you bring me gay ass cupcakes that taste like shit, and they have those lame ass sprinkles on them that taste like old icing.. then i might get more mad. be smart, use your discretion.
DIM SUM WHAT TIME IS IT?! it's DIM SUM TIIIIMEEEE!! i only tried dim sum like.. last year..!! & i can not believe how much i've been missing out on!! i fucking love you dim sum!! wifey me! sushi is definitely tied with dim sum though. i fucking love both. they're like tiny little meals in bite size form! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?!
MANGO PUDDING cuz after dim sum, there's always room for mango pudding..! .. yeah. i like to eat.
CIGARETTES i know. that's a pretty disgusting thing to love.. but i can't help it. i fucking love my bellys. i love everything about them! i love how they calm me down when i'm angry.. i love how smooth they are. i love the way the taste. i love playing with smoke. i love lighting it. i love o's. i love when people offer you a smoke without you asking. i love doing the same right back. i love seeing boys smoke. i love cigarettes. GROSS!
NAS BEANIES when guys wear their shit like THIS.. i pretty much wanna go up to you, grab your fucking face and lick it. seriously. steez baby, it's all about steez.
that's all i can think of for now.. BUT HEEEYYY! it's chooseday, lemme ask anyway.. what do YOU love?
unless you love the lakers, then you can just move right along.
before i start this review.. i'd like to say that nothing will ever touch illmatic, ever. it is the greatest hip hop album of all time, and nothing can ever touch it. it is a piece of art that will never be topped, or achieved because it is already 100% perfect. HOWEVER, fashawn went in and did the damn thing. teaming up with green lantern (always down to do anything that has to do with nas, my boy!) he decided to pay homeage to illmatic. usually when an artist pays a tribute to another album, i'm hesitant.. what's dope about this one, is that they didn't touch the beats.. all the production is original. the only thing fashwan really did, was changed the lyrics to his own experiences in cali, rather than new york. he lets you in on his own youth, he fills you up with his stories, and he does it well. the intro starts right before he heads into genesis.. with a little speech of what he's trying to do with the tape.. he basically says how he doesn't wanna seem like a biter, more so of how much he dug illmatic, and wanted to give it its' dues. THEN, you hear that fresh premier beat that hits you grimey like the first time you heard it. shawn's lyrics are okay, they're not horrible, they're not amazing. it's more of a flip, instead of ny state of mind, he made it "CA state of mind". taking AZ's place on "life's a bitch" is talib.. which i was really excited about.. then not so excited when i heard it LOL. i think the original was just too much in my head, so it was hard for me to dig it. did not like talib on there at all. shawn did okay though, and kept a few bars the same which was niice. the world is yours ended up not too shabby. halftime might be my fav. shawn went in. "fashwan in your area.." CUTE. he's grimey in this one. "memory lane" went well also.. "comin outta fresno".. yeah, everything ny is replaced with cali. it's prolly tied for my fav. everything else followed in, not as great as nas, but definitely good. the tape is fucking dope.. and i like fashawn.. soo hey. it's a mixtape you gotta go get.. and you can at datpiff! don't sleep..!!!!! 4/5
with all that said, when the fuck is elzhi going to release elmatic?! CMON BRO.. cats are jumping in ahead of you!!!!
YOU'VE GOT TO FIGHT, FOR YOUR RIGHT, TO PAAAARTTTTAAAYYYYY..
so this weekend was fucking insane. i'm soo tired.. but i had sooo much fun. & i only spent like 25% of it with scarborough, but i'm just greedy. having him at all is dope in itself. let's start off with a weekend re-cap, whoa! what! we haven't done that in a long ass time.
FRIDAY allison and i literally had nothing to do, so we went to bar italia. bust. so we left, we ended up at g martini. luckily, we were able to grab seats and amber was working. amber is an old friend who i used to hang out with literally every day.. seeing her every now and then still feels like we do, so that's awesome. martini's are bomb, and i think we both un-officially announce g martini as a friday hit! by then, scarborough still hadn't called me so we went to jono for his galfran's birthday. ice cream cake when you're drunk is a good time.. and so are friends.. so we ended up having a drunken fiasco, and a good one at that. friday was a win.
SATURDAY i went to a wedding with my mom. some old friends and family were there so it was wicked.. and open bar.. OPEN BAR! oh lawd. my mom was not pleased with my double shots of vodka cran, but she put on a smile.. i stayed away from the beer for her because she says drinking beer isn't classy. we had an AMAZING talk, about boys and gossip, and i basically filled in my mom on what's been going on in my world for the past six months. i completely trust my mom, and she's one helluva listener.. soon times, she was telling me about her relationship with my step dad, and stories about my dad.. it honestly felt like i was talking to a girlfriend, and i was trippin.. a few times i had to take a moment to tell myself "holy shit, this is your mom right now". i fucking love her. who else can swear and tell their moms about their un-dying love for nas and boys with tattoos. not a whole lot. i ended up dancing with my mom and her friends to cudi and snoop.. what. our table was filled with co-workers from my moms past.. people she's known for over 30 years.. and that shit was epic. she told me stories of how they used to go dancing, and who acted as an "older brother" when my dad would come around. "your dad was a good looking guy, and a lot of girls wanted him, but all he wanted was your mom.. we just made sure that was 100% true before we let him get to her". can you imagine!? these guys were working with my dad when he was a 17 year old DISHWASHER. who knew a few years later he would be a successful business man with the world in his palms. it was crazy. anyway.. after all of that, all these stories of my dad.. the bride danced with her father.. "dance with my father again" by luther vandross.. i swear, that song.. ruins me.. i couldn't take it and balled my eyes out.. my mom followed.. it was hard but it's also nice to know that we both equally still care and remember the most amazing man to ever enter both of our lives.. my dad.
SUNDAY a lot of sunshine, a lot of nothing, bubble tea, wings, basketball and a day at the park.. and of course.. noir later..!
SO.. i had a good weekend.. and only got asked two things this week!? the fuck is that!.. ahha well here's what you asked me this week..
Please excuse my noobness, but how do you pronounce Pharoahe Monch? :$ fair-oh, mawn-ch? LOL.. it's hard to type it out.. but you can hear him say his name in a song called, "simon says".. enjoy!
was there a time in your life where your "chin up, no crying" personality was non-existent and you just broke down like a motherfucka? (i know we all do) but please elaborate.. oh definitely.. i still break down all the time.. no body has a glass jaw, we all shatter. & by elaborate? do you mean, tell a story of me breaking down?! :S
well, hope everyone had a bomb ass weekend.. it's my last night with scarborough and we're actually going to hang out tonight so we'll see you all later;) have a good one.
sorry i've been away for awhile. my boyfriend's been away for three weeks and just arrived in the city. i only have til sunday to hang out with him.. which sucks, cause we haven't even really hung out yet:( i'm only able to get to my computer now because he's currently watching the world cup.. HI! we're in the same city and i still miss you!! i'm still hungover as fuck from last night.. so i refuse to do a sneaker saturday today. that takes too much effort with this banger of a headache. allison and i made a night of nothing into a night of a whole lot of something..! saw amber, which was nice. seeing amber out of the blue is always nice. tonight i have to go to two weddings and gem's birthday, and MAYBE republic.. i don't know how i'm going to do it all.. so here it goes! i'm pretty fucking tired and wanna sleep til forever or some shit. it's only fucking four!? i feel like it's 9 or something!! uggghhh.. slow down life:(
Consistently making a mess of things, she's either "funny" or "weird". Botcho usually finds herself awake for too long despite her love of sleep. She's busy exploring the world with a taste for fashion, concerts, breaking rules, hair dying and pizza. She only calls herself a writer in an attempt for her blog to make sense. For all business inquiries, you can contact her mom.
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