THROWBACK.. THURSDAY?!

I'M NO DIFFERENT THAN THE GUYS, I STILL KICK ASS & TAKE NAMES. I JUST DO IT WITH NAIL POLISH AND LIP GLOSS.

so i'm not sure if this is going to be a series or not.. i know last week i did wednesday, but i didn't decide i wanted to do another one til now. new regular? you decide. if i get three people who COMMENT saying they want it, i'll keep doing it. otherwise, this is my last one. "your last what?!" THROWBACKS SON.
so bianca and i were talking about sloppiness. it's hilarious about five times a year. any more than that, and it's time to keep the money in your wallet, put the alcohol down and get to knitting.. bianca's last sloppy night was our first time at whiskey dix.. OUR FIRST NIGHT AT WHISKEY DIX, hay, new location, an okay time to get sloppy..! (she puked at work the next day haha) my last time, was a year ago.. november 16, 2008.
let's re-visit. so this night was looking brutal.. first of all, it was at mybar (ew). i had just gotten my bag stolen or some shit, so i only had like $10, and the line up was ridiculous.. we weren't down, but we went anyways. luckily, we some how got VIP, i think that was thanks to christian?! AND THEN MY BOYS SHOWED UP.. and then for like a straight hour.. it was none stop drinking.. and when you drink with boys, you don't get bitch drinks, you don't even get beer. this was a gin & tonic, a shot of jack daniels, doubles, another gin.. not even double fisting drinks dude, TRIPLE fisting drinks. boys fucking go hard.
i remember some guy stole my lollipop and asking tj to fight him ahah, tj said no lol.. AND I ALSO REMEMBER.. that he bought me a flower from one of those gay bar girls that try to sell flowers to every man in the building! i always ask tj for a flower, and this was the night he got one! he probably stole it ! ahhahaha jaast kidding.. maybe. I remember bianca dancing with some white dude and i kept calling him her husband.. i remember winning FOUR(i won twice!) tickets to the new years party (which i didn't even go to).
ANYWAYS.. i also remember a certain someone hitting another someone with a chair!! and so after that fiasco, the night was so done (SO ROWDY!) lol.. so i'm waiting for bianca to bring the ride around, and i am fine, just chillin. and as soon as she leaves.. it hit me like a ton of bricks. i remember looking at people thinking "WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE JUST BLOBS OF BLUR!" and the spinning.. oh fuuck the spinning. so i'm tryna keep it cool you know, can't look sloppy.. so i lean on this rail, almost fall, and as i'm almost about to fall, i grab the rail.. and as i grab this rail, my lollipop gets stuck in my hair!!
bianca comes around, and as soon as i buckle my seat belt, i un-buckle it, open the door, and puke.. and i'm good to go.. NO, the spinning.. and we're on our way.. nope wait.. i'm fucked. we get like five minutes of driving in.. but i'm still fucked, so we go to the casino, and i see all my moms friends.. and i'm like "good god." trying to not act like such a mess.. saying my quick hello's while trying to speed walk to the bathroom.. we got to the bathroom, and as i'm puking in the casino bathroom, i remember bianca going, "you have 20 missed phone calls.. don't worry you're still pretty.. oh. my. god. botch, there's a lollipop in ur hair!!" those are the only frames i remember, everything else.. gone.
SLOPPY. don't judge me! LOL.. you should have seen bianca at whiskey dix!!!;)




THE TABLE IN THE BACKGROUND.. that was our line up.. and we JUST got there.


can always count on bianca to get a blue drink.. and i love beer!.. not so much beer in bathrooms.. we usually avoid this.




lolllllllll


ahahaha i'm dying...


BEZZY!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW




we're so prepped for thizz one.




OH JAMES.


with that timberland shirt, how can you not be-friend him!?


thanks guys. thanks.

maribeth's last sloppy night was totally at alive last weekend ahahahaha! sloppy biatch!

raaaggeee. these pictures also make me miss tj! ALI! tell your boyfriend that we need to watch zombie land! ZOMBIEEE LAAANDDD!!

FOUR CORNERS OF THE WORLD GET TO REUNITE THIS WEEKEND! WHATS UP EDMONTON!

the manufacturer who makes these hats needs to stop!

the only person who can rock them is common! yo maribeth, isn't it irony that he's wearing plaid LOL

speaking of disappointments..

NOOO!!!!!!!! i'm furious.

CUZ ONCE A GOOD GIRL'S GONE BAD..

I KNOW I DO A LOT OF BAD SHIT, BUT I CAN'T QUIT.
nobody can, so don't try to say that my mind's sick.

DECISIONS. HEART-BREAK. SMUDGED LIPSTICK. BLOCKED PHONE CALLS. A FEW TOO MANY BEERS. A PACK OF CIGARETTES. & A FUCKING ATTITUDE.
the time on your phone says it's time to go home, but the music says, "just one more song".
it's always the same. always ashamed story-telling.. and we just don't give a fuck.

i want to hold you close. skin pressed against me tight..
as i whisper in your ear, "i wanna fucking tear you apart".
12 days scarborough. 12 days.

TIP: details make the girls sweat.

SCOTT MESCUDI.

i wanna lick your face! ..and bite your neck.. and..
i could watch the "make her say" video for the rest of my life. real talks. i am so in love with this man it's retarded.

i just spent fifteen minutes drooling over cudi google pics.. here are my findings, please, drool a little. it's cool./ he's so fresh, all the time! he's such a tall glass of yum.. and gahd. i need to meet dude.. someone. work on that.










down with yeezys!! but toros?! bravo.





if i was kid cudi, i would google myself. & then i would find this blog, let's say it was called.. ohh i dunno.. 5YN-tifik.blogspot.com, and i'd be like "ohhh wow. this botcho girl is mad dope.." and then i'd e-mail her. telling her how dope she is.. and then i'd fly down to see her.. and ask if she wanted to have my babies.. and she would say yes. & we both would live happily ever after.

KIDCUDI KID CUDI KID CUDIIII ALLL DAYYYY.

p.s. i love you lex. ahahaahaahaaaha

MY BED IS MY SANCTUARY.

ugh. worst thanksgiving ever. no exaggeration there. it was my first thanksgiving without my family, and it kind of made me really bummed.. *sigh.. it made me even more bummed cause i'm not having halloween with my friends.. BUT AS SOON AS I GET OFF THAT AIRPLANE AND STEP FOOT ON TO WINNIPEG SOIL, yall better already be ready to raaaggeee!! christmas! new years! my birthday!! a party because it's wednesday!! whoa. let's not get ahead of ourselves.. broken paragraphs and slight grammatical errors, esco, let's go! i kind of really badly need a hair cut. my hair's facking long it's disgasting. i kind of also really need some hair dyage up in this bitch. so if anyone would like to become my friend? & dye my hair? that'd be sweet. 15 days is too gnarly right now.. like i'm starting to trip out cuz it's so gnarly. i'm excited and nervous and scared and so totally ready. these past few weeks have been brutal, but i know it'll all be worth it.
now if only the graffiti heads would stay on my damn suitcases it would be all good!
being a girl is lame. i need to get my eyebrows did and soon. otherwise i'm never leaving the house ever. aCk! someone needs to host an early halloween party. cmon! DO IT! please?! :(
so i got a twitter. SLOW. your. roll. i only made it just in case i decide to get a twitter, no one takes my user name. aw. wompwomp. i need to see zombieland right now! aCk !! it's killing meeee~!! i wanna buy make up but i cannn't. some dude today had the justin beiber ring tone. i wanted to laugh in his face!! but i didn't. i want cupcakes. i want new mittens. i want a new scarf, and like five new beanies, and ten pairs of tights, and leggings, and cartons of cigarettes, anddd andd andd.. someone to buy them for me...yeeeeeeeessssssssssss....this entry is going no where..forgive me. i'm livin off of 6 hours of sleep and i am head bust as fack right now.. i was going to refer to "shit i want to write about on my blog" notes. & by notes i mean, pay stubs, receipts and american apparel business cards.. but yeah. that's all the way in my room and shit. 'til tomorrow..

HAYYY GURRRLL HAYYY!!

so i totally just got home.. when i totally have to be out the door again at 6!! UGH. what is this life! i'm not complaining too much, i like the busy. but chyea, i just don't wanna get ready. i totally should be doing that now, but here i am..
i need lashes, and i think everyone should buy me lashes.. why?! cuzz.. it'd be a nice thing to do? k cool. thanks. sephora why do you burn my wallet whyyyyyy!!
in other news, i finally got my contacts in the mail today, THREE WEEKS LATE! yeahyeah!! let's just hope i don't rip them in the first week like every other pair i've owned..!!
in more news, WHAT IS WITH GOSSIP GIRL!! stop adding celebrities dammit! you make it hard to watch.. it loses its realness.. and what's with the lighting?! why does everybody look all orange and homo now!? daH faCk mayne.
speaking of "daH faCk".. daH faCk mather nature! what is you sayinnn?! what is with your bitch ass?! i love christmas! but yo.. chill out on the cold yo. this wind is not doin wonders for my hair.
watching movies totally was killin shit this weekend, but i juzz couldnt do it.. so i was kinda really thrilled when bianca called. alive turned out to be alright. i'm sick as dog, so my fever was through the roof, i tried to jump and rage away my sickness but with no success. the beer made me feel better, but that's juzz because i love beer. the scale doesn't love beer though. cot damn. can i get a jog up in this mother fucker?!
my wallet is so hurtin! when did i get all these adult expenses and shit?! i'm like "yo i'll just win the lottery" but buying a lotto ticket isn't in my budget.. ferrfuxxxsake.

uncle: i think you must have been smoking pot in here
botch: what?! what are you talking about?!
mom: well what is that bottle?
uncle: yeah, it's for pot.
botch: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

ugh i should totally get ready.. even though i just wanna lay here..
i'll be back later cuz i am in a bloggin zone right now.

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE..

VIA PHONE;
bianca: so what cha doing?!
botch: fucking shit all. we're so lame.
bianca: we can be lame some times..!
botch: yeah i guess so.
bianca: why, did you wanna do something?!
botch: i don't know.. did you..?! is that why you're calling me?!
bianca: no..! no..! i just.. wanted to--OKAY! yeah that's why i'm calling!
botch: hahaha ok shit! we're going to alive! ima shower.

people tell us slow our roll, but we screamin "fuck that!"..