NO MORE SLACKING!

THAT PARTY LAST NIGHT WAS OFF THE CRAZY, & I WISH WE TAPED IT.. i danced my ass off and high fived complete strangers.. well okay, so it was kinda/sorta dead, but the music was ill na na and the dranks were cheap.. and $120 later i was realizing just how fucking great some redbull and vodka with black moon playing can be.. i'll admit, some very essential hip hop verses were cut.. but damn! hip hop, even snippets, are life. i need it. yo. waddup blogging world. i been slacking, i know..
i don't really keep up with this shit, and i wanna say "shit, it's not my fault, i'm busy." but really, i ain't that fucking busy. i just slack some times. i've missed a few fridays, where i haven't been able to make my goals and shit. yeah, i don't wanna do that anymore, at least not every friday. looking for a consistent blog?! LOOK ELSEWHERE. hahaha. WAIT! not completely. i'm still gonna finish my 25's. aaandd this post will be, 25 pictures from the beach (july 18th, jay's birthday)! HAHAHA. i know. that's kind of cheating.. but wait! lemme finish fuck! i haven't really slept yet, and i had a really long night, plus i need to get these pictures out of the way, so i'm gonna post these, and then LATER ON TONIGHT, i will post another 25, a more accepted one. TWO 25's in one day. even if one's kinda cheating, consider that my fucking gift for strayin away from the cyber world for a hot minute.. so here, my next 25! LOL fuck i'm blasted.

25 CHEATING BEACH PICTURES

1. i might as well write descriptions so it's more work for me and not a complete cheat. WADDUP. this is bonibelle, with the handsomest baby on the beach.



2. i don't know what i was smiling about, but by the judge of that pansy ass expression, it was probably of something homo.. and that thought was transmitted to my brain through bonibelle.



3. her name is maribeth.. and she likes sample sales.



4. okay. center of the picture. the little boy. that's ALL this picture is supposed to be off. it's hard to have a central point when your zoom doesn't reach what you want it to reach.. but seriously, dude was like 7, wearing the HUGEST helmet in life. it literally looked like it was weighing him down. i waited for him to fall over, it didn't happen.



5. her name is bianca, and she is king of the coolers.



6. as much as it may seem we torture lucid, this baby tortures us way more. believe me!



7. i know.. i know..



8. .. i look better in real life.



9. so lucid kept throwing sand at our faces, baby or not, little dude has an arm. so we wiped the sand from our eyes and got revenge. babies can not move in sand if they don't know how to dig. he was not havin that.....!! hahaha. baby lovahs look away!



10. cmon it's not like we left him there..



11. he is after all still a baby..



12. WTF IS THAT!



13. so fucking good.



14. yeah.. we might have had too much fun with this



15. so funny in real life, omg.. buy one!



16. she's not just lucid's mommy! she's ours too:)



17. OH MY COPPERTONE BABY! i wanna eat yo face!



18. TWO JESSICAS AND A BONER. hahahahahahhahaaa



19. this is tri. he was not fond of the whole botcho taking pictures type thing, so he decided to get away from my pictures, by running..



20. which didn't really work out for him.. because i'm stealthy.



21. all i wanted was one picture with a nice back drop.



22. i got it.



23. dear empty private beach, i love you.



24. dear long ass hike and 40 billion mosquitoes, i hate you.



25. DEAR BROKEN ASS CAMERA SHUTTER, FUCK YOU! please donate to my camera fund, i take american express, visa and mastercard, anything helps! HAHAHA.

so thazz it.. i'll be back with my real 25 and some more bloggin later bitches.. and i'll have you know if you think this was a half ass post, you can suck my dick. i took an hour to do it.. just sayin!

p.s. jason au, i waited for you. end.

I JUST WANT EVERY MEMORY TO LAST THAT MUCH LONGER

hello all! i go by the name of alex rodrigues and i will be your guest blogger for tonight. from the moment i met botch and busted out my canon xsi, she had requested to be in none of my definative pictures. as you can see from her blog, botch doesn't mind having her picture taken, but when her boyfriend busts out his dslr camera she covers her face faster then michael jackson does to the sun!(too soon?eeerrr...oh well) so from me to you here is the top 25 pictures botch won't let me take of her, after the jump.

25 PICTURES THAT BOTCH WON'T LET ME TAKE OF HER

25. i tried to get botch to come to toronto back in may of 2008 to come see atmosphere with me. she wasn't too impressed with my greyhound and travelodge idea.
24. some random guy went up to botch and gave her a flower the first night we met, i was so jealous. she left it in my car and me and mike blazed while starring at it for while before i returned it to her the next day.
23. our first lunch date! korean BBQ, we ordered alot and ate too much. 40 dollars and a great get to know conversation.
22. abit burnt but do able
21. we walked and talked toronto that whole day and ended where we started in the the middle of a snow storm.
20. after the second day spent being with botch, i rushed home and bumped nas because she was on my mind that much.
19. we enjoy our lunch dates and she enjoys her lovely iced tea. can i get sip?
18. oh man! that red caviar
17. as we were leaving, we ran into the toronto icefest show, she joked about seeing an ad for it and poking fun at it but never expected to actually be there.
16. TMNT! we had a little childhood debate over how cool raphael was over donatello.
15. she loved my wu tang tee so much, we tried looking for it at the place i bought it from but it was sold out, so i donated my own to her. i miss it till this day :(
14. can you say first official date? in -15 weather and no falling on the ice!
13. mmmhhh mmmhhh fatty burgers and a big smile.
12. sometimes we like to read hip hop books together.
11. ... and also discuss its golden era.
10. after she's gone, she's still writes me. heartchu
9. and i'm forced to miss her even more. so i travel 1250 km and 2 days on a bus to see her.
8. when in winnipeg, one of the grand spectacles to witness is that of botch's room.
7. we've got memories
6. we've got music
5. nikes over here
4. and reading over there
3. and how could we forget the super models, but sorry to disappoint, it seems like the winnipeg botch experience might be closing down soon after 10 years in business. stay tuned.
2. but anyways back to the lady of the hour and reason we have this top 25 here tonight.
1. OH YEAH?! can i get a fuck you!!! who needs pictures when i got you :)

well i had fun doing this. be sure to hit up http://to-kid.livejournal.com/, won't be starting my own blog anytime soon, i keep OG with the LJ(since grade 9, son).
GOODNIGHT AND GOODLUCK