VOCABULARY SPILLS, SHE'S ILL.

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY.

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 00:15:00 +0000

IF YOU'RE COOL, WITH NIGHTS AT THE POOL,
JACUZZIS & GROUPIES, GROUPIES & BOOZE.
AND NO RULES! I'M ONLY 22.
I NEED TO WATCH FOOTBALL AND HANG WITH THE CREW.
BUT IF YOU DON'T GET MAD, WHEN I GET FAT..
CUZ ALL I DO IS EAT, DRINK, SMOKE WEED & NAP..
LEX'LL PLAY MADDEN, THEN DAG..
I'M PRETTY RAD & I'LL SAY IT ALL DAY.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

YO HOT SPRINGS.. YOU LOOK GOOD.

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 08:24:00 +0000

that swimming pool is filled with hot springs water.. water from the mountains, WHAT?! so basically, it's bottled water. i didn't drink it though.

thrilled, no?

we were on our way to "shoe town"..

where they sold a shit load of shoes

while walking home one night, we found this baby puppy being picked on by like four big dogs.. they was trying to eat him! so we saved him.

back to shoe town

seriously.

it's totally real.

this idea would NOT work in winnipeg.

his "shake" is made out of candy

it was too sweet for pictures.

sorry piggy:(

sorry cow:(

this family had a pet rooster.

my uncle is a gangster/

ya dunn know.

ball runs

pool runs

i hate custy.

i'm so tired.. more tomorrow.

p.s. happy birthday pops.

GOODBYE 2009.

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 23:40:00 +0000

2009 was.. it's tough to sum up 2009 into one word. it had its ups and downs, like every other year that passed by. every new years i say how the up-coming year is gonna be so fucking bomb and everything is going to be spectacular.. which every year ends up being, in its own way i suppose. i can never look at the bad and say "this year fucking blew." because ay, if i did that, i wouldn't be able to remember all the fucking good times we had. days were pimp.. vacations and trips were live. friends were wicked. airplanes were long. money was a bitch. food was scarce. weight went up. emotions were wild.. and it was another year to throw into the books. so let's take a look back.. esco let's go.

this year i hope for higher account balances and more beer in my cup, and good people to call me when they feel like calling. a big thank you to 2009 for being memorable, and a deep punch to the gut for the bull shit/ it all comes with the lifestyle.. it's my birthday in three days. can i get a redbull and vodka in this bitch!?

2010 IN FOUR HOURS..

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 01:03:00 +0000

and i dunno where i'm going tonight.

i just want a shit load of alcohol and to not look fat.
someone make that happen.

dear friends, holla at my fucking cell phone.

NEW YEARS EVE

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 07:37:00 +0000

..and we got a shit load to handle.

FREE MUSIC AFTER THE JUMPSO. I'M GIVING AWAY FREE CDS.
but first i need to know what to put on it.. lemme know by picking from the list below.. as many as you want, all u gotta do is copy and paste. help a bitch out

december 2009
platinum pied pipers, feat. neco redd - i luv 2 U
wale - rhyme n reason
amanda blank, lykke li - leaving you behind
brenda lee - rockin around the christmas tree
nas - nothing lasts forever
kid cudi - i be high

november 2009
funkdoobiest - wopbablubop
kid cudi - switchin lanes
wonder girls - nobody
lupe fiasco - that funny feeling

october 2009
mad lion - take it easy
david guetta, kid cudi - memories
santogold - creator
justice - DVNO
lupe fiasco - solar midnite

september 2009
kid cudi - cudi zone
kid cudi - enter galactic
a tribe called quest - award tour
nas - represent
a tribe called quest - 1nce again (keys n krates remix)
lords of the underground - funky child

august 2009
88-keys, kid cudi - ho is short for honey
nas - black zombies
lmfao - i'm in miami bitch
nas - made you look
kid cudi, david guetta - memories

july 2009
lupe fiasco - birds and the bees
jay-z - i can't get wit that
memphis bleek - when you hear that (ratatat remix)
black moon - u da man (evil dee remix)
kid cudi - switchin lanes
consequence, kanye west, john legend - whatever you want

june 2009
nine - whutcha want
jay-z - death of auto-tune
dre, snoop - the next episode
asher roth, cee lo - be by myself
kid cudi - dat new new
lupe fiasco ft. matthew santos - shining down
raekwon - heaven & hell
wu-tang clan - ice cream
a tribe called quest - 1nce again (keys n krates remix)

may 2009
gang starr - work
the pharcyde - passin me by
nas - can't forget about you
common (feat. kanye) - punch drunk love
polyrhythm addicts - it's my life
hot hot heat - middle of nowhere
kid cudi, kanye, gaga, common - poke her face
gang starr - full clip

april 2009
pete rock - square one
method man - all i need
method man, cappadonna - sweet love
biggie - party & bull shit (ratatat remix)
m.i.a. - $20
kid cudi - down & out
the yeah yeah yeahs - date with the night

march 2009
total feat. biggie - can't you see
common - make my day
outkast - bombs over baghdad
keith murray - the most beautifullest thing in this world
lily allen - knock em' out
blu & exile - first things first
method man feat. d'angelo - break ups 2 make up
atmosphere - little math you
jurassic 5 feat. nelly furtado - thin line
jeru the damaja - ya playin yaself

february 2009
nas feat. res - ice king (remix)
arctic monkeys - fake tales of san francisco
east flatbush project - tried by 12
memphis bleek - understand me still
murs - bad man!

now.. aside from that. i have a few 2009/2010 things to get through.. and i would like to do a wale review.. and i don't know where to start!

so uhhhh..

hey. how's it goin?! this is my blog and shit! glad everyone's diggin the music player.. i just added more songs and reached my 200 limit so that kinda sucked, didn't know i had a limit.
what was the point of this?!

i dont know, just post your fav songs bitches.

NEW YEAR, NEW SHIT.

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 22:53:00 +0000

new year, new gitch.

so i just finished posting my music player. configuring the html to make that shit not be so fucking huge was a battle on its own.. but now, you have the option of pausing, and since the list is on random, it'll be a new song every time you reach.. YEAH SEE. i listen to my readers. yall wanted this option, so i dids it. i'm not giving you the option of seeing my entire playlist.. and i'm only doing that because i plan on adding songs and deleting songs frequently.. as well as having the option if i really dig a song and want it to play first, this is my blog so fuck you. i'll do what i want. hahaha.. a real post coming in a few, til then, you can officially make http://5YN-tifik./blogspot.com your online winamp ;)

TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY THAT BEGINS FOREVER..

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 17:09:00 +0000

chin up, pride tall. four beers, five hundred thank you's, and a very merry christmas.
i have good friends, great family, and a kick ass boyfriend.
shout out to everybody for making me feel like a billion bucks.
all i need is a ticket to scarborough and life is complete..!

CHRISTMAS IS OVER?!

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 19:27:00 +0000

well technically, christmas is over.. but my christmas isn't cuz we still have upcoming gift exchanges.. whoooo!! christmas was.. different. & by different i mean, some of it i loved, some of i it.. not so much. so i plan to state nothing, and immediately follow this short with nothing but pictures.

he ain't heavy..

he's my brotherrrr..

my second brother!

&my newly adopted third brother!

man why can't life always be this easy!

sunset on a boat!

whoa hey there

a shit load of dim sum, $6.

we was dyinnnn..

7-11 selling alkie.. for $2 a bottle.

nomnom

i was trying to get the guy behind him, cuz he was black. first black guy i saw in the philippines ahahah

came home to all my clothes clean and folded.. this is life.

then we went out for some brewskies.

cheap beer = love.

the boys bought porn :S

my mom bought purses.

the biggest grapefruit i have ever seen

my mom's friend from elementary happened to spot us on the street.

we was hot and sweaty

i'm scared.

i love you momma!

whitening cream in their "shoppers drug mart".. yep! every single product you see here, is a form of whitening cream/lotion/soap.. while i'm trying to get dark, the philippines is trying to be white.

balloons for oo!

balloons rule!

see what i mean?!

our favorites:)

my sister brought them canadian frisbees:).. they never heard of a frisbee before, and kept forgetting the name of it. it was cute.

:)

a bug the size of my hand.. eweewwweewww

my last name is bueno.

we run new york.

my jelly fish sting after two weeks of healing.. not bad, no?

tomorrow i'll post the pictures from the pooool.
til then, i hope everyone had a fab christmas.
next up, new years.

WHEN I CAN'T TAKE IT, WHEN I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE..

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 03:12:00 +0000

this is what i say, "la di da da da, la di da da da..".
my world is a complete mess right now, my room is chaotic, i have so much shit to do, i'm stressed out, busting my ass off to try and make life right.. and even though sometimes i'm just like "ahhh mother fucking cock bitch slut! i just wanna facking sleep!!!!" it's okay.. cause i'm not lettin it phase me, i'm just gonna scream really loud in my head, have a cigarette and then live my life. at the end of the day, if my wallet's empty, at least my closet's filled.. and until that's not true, i really have nothing to complain about.
i'll be back in a few with a picture post, but i just wanted to do some shout outs.. so can i holler at mother nature real quick.. yo you are doing some ill na na for me. i know i complain i'm cold, but really, i is lovin it! snow? fuck that noise.
i also want to shout out dollarama, you are my fucking haven son.
& big shout out to slurpees and red bull, you are the only reason i survive my mornings. i know that's gross, but you try my life, i guarantee you'll be tired by first quarter.
and to christmas, for coming too fast out of nowhere!? what the fuck bitches, i am so not ready. big fuck you to blackberry, you is on some next level shit, and big fuck you to myself for some how busting up my charger and having a dead phone for half the day.
big shout out to whoever is handling february. february is screaming crazy right now.
big shout out to my last weeks of being 21.. ohhhbooyyy.
big fuck you to my eyebrows ahahah cot damn can i catch some wax up in this bitch..
holler to swearing, i love me some cuss words.
blowin kisses to bianca, for calling me and interrupting my hangover only to make me feel loved and comforted, and also reminded of how ill na na my friends are.
daps to teej, for visiting me and not making fun of how grimey i was, and still being one of the illest mans on my list.
a haha for richard because your text messages are something i wish i could keep forever. a question mark for marti, cuz i dunno what the fuck you're doin these days.
an open hand to my boyfriend, and gallons of hope because the skies are grey, but i keep sunshine in my pocket.. and i got a shit load for you boo.
a baby daps for james the daddy.
a "trust me" to my moms. cuz no matter what chu thinkin mommdukes, i got this.
a thanks to maribeth for being the true only cool person in this world, cuz she's the only one who comments on my fucking blog.

AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU!
stay up son, always.

& WE WOKE UP TO THE SUN SHINING..

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:12:00 +0000

THE ONLY THING THAT DOES NOT CHANGE, IS "CHANGE" ITSELF.

good morning.. wanna go look at some turtles?!

TURTLE!

baby turtles! .. let's go lay by the pool now.

so hot.

life too easy!

i got hungryyy.. i love mussels ! *dies.

and spaghetti rules too.

we found a bootleg scrabble and bust it out.. during happy hour!!

smashed.

by the time night time hit, we had to go eat some more.

down the endless steps we go.

the fuck.

i hope he's okay..!

so after the endless staircase, we walked down to the beach where we had a very private dinner.. the set up was dooope.

boys was thrilled.

so was gyaldems.

you're pretty:)

candle lit dinner for us!.. ON THE BEACH!

i hate flowers in the hair.

after telling my sister how much i hate flowers in the hair, we took these pictures. "WE'RE IN THE TROPICS!! ITS OKAY!"

my very own hand picked toppings!

with an ice cream crepe for dessert.. oh..mygahh.

the next day.. we hit the ocean, three different spots to check out some fishies! i could see the jellyfish that stung me! they're tiny little fuckers, and you can see their lights under water, they're so pretty but after being stung by them, you see the tiniest one and you're like "aCk faCk! fuck off fuckers!"..

scuba diver on deck!

coral!

at one of the spots we were taken to, the beach had a bunch of washed up coral.

.. and plenty of other items.

pretty much a lost and found, it might seem crazy but it was neat.. the miscellaneous items screamed stories of sentiment and tastes of the ocean.

how's it going!?

good-bye fishies!

i have a shit load of things to do but i keep avoiding it. i need a smack into gear.. or a day for just me. a day where i can wake up when i want! a day where my alarm clock isn't on! a day where i can stay in my pajamas the entire day and drink tea on my bed, because my room is clean.. because i cleaned it! i need fresh laundry so i can PICK what to wear instead of wearing something cause it's all i got left. I WANT I WANT I WANTTT.. "then go do it botch".. ehhh yeah. i will later.

wow'zers.

"HM. NICE ROOM."

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 05:57:00 +0000

PLACE OF RESIDENCY NUMERO DOS!

waddup blog world, it's been a hot minute. i've had a hangover the entire day and i'm not feeling too great with myself or life.. but i have an amazing boyfriend who annoys me and enough pictures to last a life time. so let's get to bloggin.

we left dream wave to head to coco beach..

everyone was thrilled.

twas a bit cloudy.

but still beautiful.

an hour on this little boat, no problem!

hello coco beach!

ladies and gentlemen, i welcome you to paradise.

while people was handling our luggage, we took a mini pre-exploration.

this is the pool

the high class rooms are basically little hut houses.. but they was pimp, believes.. ours was at the VERY top, and by very top, i mean a lot of fucking steps.

totally worth it

fuck yeah.

the view from mine and my boyfriend's..

he did not waste no time

we went back down to check out the rest of the place.. quite the fucking work out.

then we found out it was HAPPY HOUR.. they make their drinks really strong, one glass had at least three shots.. no joke

we took our dranks and drunk asses to the beach.

no sleep, boat rides, too much alcohol and beach is not a good look for me.

tee hee, you were so waaaasted.

is that seat taken?

i know, my butt is white. i tried to tan it but the sun went dowwn.

after that we went to eat.

so hungry.

we sat right beside the pool.

no matter where we are, my boyfriend always orders burgers.

i got steak, and it was hands down one of the best steaks i have ever had.. so soft and juicy omg.

this band came and serenaded us while we were dining.

bitches can fucking sing, lemme tell you.

they did a bob marley cover!!

annd then they did an acoustic version of lady gaga's poker face.. it sounded angelic and majestic, i was in aw.

midnight pool dip. apparently they had a pool at the rooftop or something somewhere that was for "adults only".. high class dangiddy dangiddy ewewwweww

i'll stay here thanks.

hi boo

un-flattering pictures is always a winner.

and so is sleeping in heaven.

.. oh and yo, can i get a happy birthday janet in this mother fucker?!

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING..

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 03:26:00 +0000

what a beautiful wedding says a bridesmaid to a waiter..

WEDDING PICS PART 2!

in case you didn't catch the craziness the first time!

hey where you goin?!

"to get married, wanna come?!"

when i walked down the aisle i kept thinking "don't pop a balloon, it'll be so embarrassing.. don't pop a balloon, please don't pop a balloon..". i didn't, but my moms did hahaha.

balloon poppahs!

it's so hot.

after they was done gettin married, we was so hot, so we ran into the ocean.. then we dropped their marriage coins in the water.. oops.. they was all gone in seconds.

no kissing.

ten seconds before a huge wave came in and she fell in.

hahahha

don't worry, they didn't fall in.

paparazzi's just wouldn't leave.

like kings and queens baby

GOODNIGHT!

THEY TAKE YOUR NUMBER BUT THEY NEVER CALL/

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 02:43:00 +0000

i have never in my life received a worse e-mail. last night was one of the worst sleeps i have ever had.. i couldn't stop thinking about something i thought i did so well to shut out. so i cried. ALWAYS, ALWAYS, cry behind close doors. wait, what?! is that too emo!? how about you stop crying, have a cigarette and shut it out. i promised myself one thing, i will never EVER let it break me. so you gotta stick your chin fucking up, and if anyone asks, you gotta shove it to the pit of your stomach, take a deep breathe, and cheers mother fucker. i'm leaving you behind.
philippines pics my next post.

INK WAS BIGGER THAN GUNS, BIGGER THAN CIGARETTES.

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 01:46:00 +0000

TOTAL # OF PEOPLE WHO PLANNED ON GETTING TATTOOS THIS DAY: ZERO
TOTAL # OF PEOPLE WHO GOT TATTOOS THIS DAY: FIVE

it was my first ever.. and i have decided i refuse to ever get a tattoo in winnipeg, consider everything on my body stamps in my passport..
my sister had this idea in her head for a minute, so it was only right.

IS YOU NERVOUS?!

k sorry, i'll sit on the other side.

ain't no thang!

while my sister was getting inked, lex and i went on a date!

our beer holders(?!) were very fitting.

TEX LEX! see, fitting.

NOMNOM!!

YEAH YEAH BITCH! get in my belllyyy!!

45 minutes later, we arrive and my brother is getting inked!?.. WHAT THE HECK!

i'm so jealousss..

finito!

looks good right?!

well if everybody's doin ittt..

yeah no pictures please.

all hail smoking a cigarette whilst getting a tattoo

WENT TO SLEEP IN PARIS, woke up in tokyoooooo.. cuz lupe is life.

did it hurt?! yeah. and it wasn't even big.. the pain is bearable but it's not pleasant. some of you is crazy wid cho full sleeves and shit. fuckin chuck norris status.

p.s. let's get one thing clear. drake is over-rated, i like him, but he's over-rated.. but yo, in this pic, he could get it.

til your nuts is dry.

speaking of mediocre rappers ... OOOOHHHH shit. ahahah weezy's album leaked! BY AMAZON!!

haha get yours.

MY LAME WISHLIST

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 04:31:00 +0000

i try not to make wishlists, because then i just get ten billion of the same thing.. and i've never really been disappointed with surprises.. i loves surprises.. but i've been asked to make one.. so here it is. i've made it as general as i could so getting two won't matter, and so that it would be easier.

- anything from american apparel, i fucking loves you ~!
- sharpies, i love sharpies!
- post it notes!
- lotto scratch tickets so i can make all of us rich bitch!
- bikinis! and sunglasses!! i need more always.
- gitch.. i need some :S
- make-up! pigments! and lipsticks!
- purses!
- tims :(
- j'adore perfume by dior! or ANYTHING by anna sui.
- a cd made by you with YOUR favorite music! (i would be happy with nothing but a pile of burned cds made by good people!)

i'm happy with anything i get, so if you're really stuck, gift certs satisfy me completely! AA, urban, chapters, mcnally, walmart, shoppers.. haha i'm simple, really.

hope that helps. christmas!

YO MARIBETH,

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 03:44:00 +0000

it ended up being alright.we pulled up to the trash heap and in a long moment of silence i went "what.".. lol but after about three turned corners, shit was bomb. which kind of makes you re-think things don't it!? the grass on the other side could really truly just be around the corner.. just in time for a wedding.

basketball captain for what yall

cute right!

we're juzz here while yall are freezin back in winnipeg .. no biggie!!

my triumphant moment of finding my camera!

then night time arrived.

oooh ooh !! hi boyfriend!

hi couple!

our view from the balcony

pansies.

some drunk guy down below kept yelling "you think you're the president up there?! with all your money?! get out of our country! you're not true filipinos!" my cousin ripped him, don't worreh.

i need to have this dance every day.

we made it rain/.

it's that time.

hey !

ocean view! after the wedding, we took a dip in the ocean whilst listening to my brother and cousin blasting their voices on the beach from the loud balcony speakers.. dont worreh, they're singing was perfect lol

this is sean, he is my buddy.

hrm.

rose petals!

fire dancers were bomb.

absolutely bomb.

AND IM SPENT! good night.

1000 WAYS TO SAY FUCK YOU

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 09:49:00 +0000

i've never sugar-coated me being an asshole. i know i am. i'm an arrogant cocky little fuck and i believe the world revolves around me. so let's get it out my system properly before i finish a pack of cigarettes in an hour. let's say fuck that pack of cigarettes, let's not finish a pack, let's finish a blog entry.can i start by saying, i know what's right. in my heart, in my head, in my mind. i know that lies are sometimes the easiest thing in the world, and i know they are sometimes the hardest. i know i'm better than what comes out of my mouth at times, and i know that feelings can be related to. & if you state exactly how you're feeling at the exact moment you're feeling it, then shit. it's fucking magic bitches. i will never settle for un-easy. by un-easy i mean that feeling in your gut where you wanna say it but the words can't come out. so if the words can't come out of your mouth, type them. you can expect a more positive post later today.. but right now, my mind puzzle has gotten a little crazy, and in order to put that shit back together, you gotta gather all the pieces. i got a few, with each ridge connecting to the mouth of a girl named botch. esco, let's go?

FUCK "I'M SORRYS"
i rarely say i'm sorry. you shouldn't be sorry, you should be different. instead of being sorry, just don't do it. & if you happen to do it again, shit .. you botched. try harder next time. if i say i'm sorry, i rarely mean it. what i really meant to say was "i'm spitting this so that you can get off my case cause i really don't wanna talk about this anymore and you're starting to annoy me."

FUCK ACCUSATIONS
something along the lines of, "yo botch why'd you eat my orange?!" i didn't eat your orange. "ok, thats cool, but i was really hungry, just so you know." DID I NOT JUST SAY I DIDNT FUCKING EAT IT!? if i say i didn't, you can't throw in there that you don't believe me.. if you don't believe me, SAY YOU DONT BELIEVE ME, and then we can have a decent conversation where we can work things out.. with a lot of cussing and a lot of hate words, but it'll be worked out, JUST SO YOU KNOW.

FUCK THIS "BEING MARRIED"
no. i am not married. so if everyone could stop calling me fucking wifey that'd be fucking awesome. i'm not heading into those books for a long ass time so peace to that title mother fuckers.

FUCK HUMIDITY
for making me itchy as a mother fucker. cause a little humour can make me feel a little better about being such an asshole.

fuck government fees. fuck bitches.
fuck trying to be nice when i'm not in the mood to be nice.
fuck periods for cursing girls with a feeling that makes you wanna choke a bitch.
fuck dudes who think conversation means you want to bang them. fuck when my tea gets cold cause i don't have time to drink it.
fuck cold wind and taxes. a big fuck you to high prices and prissy bitches.
fuck uggs and un-tied laces.
fuck not having tim boots and needing underwear.
fuck getting your eyebrows "done" in the philippines. it's horse shit. not the philippines, i love you boo, just the eyebrows.
fuck this empty wallet bull shit, and fuck whoever half-reads my resume.
fuck doing laundry when your sleep is fucked up. fuck cigarettes for being so fucking addictive but so fucking grand.
fuck not having a car and fuck shiesty police officers.
fuck ex-boyfriends for making you think about situations in accordance with their past stupidity.
fuck being friends with exboyfriends cause being friends is never an option.
fuck library books that don't get read cause you're too busy yelling fuck you.
fuck shitty spoken words that only get noticed because the person reciting is well known.
fuck shitty poetry. fuck everyone trying to be an artist. fuck a laggy ass blackberry. fuck fake hip hop heads.
fuck small minds and pervs. fuck faking love to get money. FUCK OTHER BLOGS.

& lastly, fuck me, for actually giving enough of a fuck, to say fuck you.

good night.

A LITTLE MOODY.

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 04:03:00 +0000

SHOUT OUT TO PUUUUSH. slow. go slow.
i'm angry. with a little shot of annoyed. for no reason. cause i just am! i wanna buy shoooes. i just wanna buy shoes. but yo. back track,i need money for that. too bad i can't. cause it's christmas! & i love christmas!!! how many christmas presents you bought so far botch?! yeah man don't even sweat it. none. lol. fack. i'm slackin yo, i'm slackin. christmas hasn't hit me yet. i'm tooo.. something.
i don't. know. yeahhhhh.
get me the fuck outta here. i just wanna sleep all the time cuz when i'm awake it's like "ugh. this shit, again?!" i miss belmonts. smoking these cot damn philippines cigarettes is another annoyance and a half. buy me bellies! uhhhh.. if someone could also deliver a six pack of mgd to my refrigerator i would be forever grateful. mother fucking @#$&!@#!*^!!
yo botch! chill the fuck out for a second! what chu want!? i WANT a beer. i WANT belmonts. i WANT a full wallet. i WANT to christmas shop. i WANT to hang out with bianca.. and my boyyys.. and i waaaaannnttt to write better blog entries than thissss.

IT'S ALL HOT AND SHIT..

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:53:00 +0000

holy fuck, this is real life.
what the backyard looks like.

my boyfriend teaching little kids to whistle.

zippidy doo dah.

on our way to tobias!

whooo whoo!

"take a picture of me with this leaf..!!!!" .. okay.

tee hee, horsie dink.

tobias was closed cuz of the storm from last night.

we went in anyways.

a little rain can really show you how pretty things are.

watch your step!

dangerousssss.

waterfall steps! what!

hahahaha

OKAY LETS GIVE AWAY CANDY!

new definition of bagong gising.. achk.

they is crazy for candy.

family status:)

this is who i'm named after:)

THERES FRUIT INSIDE OF HERE!

inside my tita and tito's house.. it scared me.. but she was very pretty.

back to candy giving!

and glowstick giving!

the next morrrning!

we was all tired.

but to dreamwave we go! a three hour drive and 2 hour ferry?! no problem.

you're gay.

but i like you.

do you like me?!

what's not to like! ahahahha

one long journey..

but we made it!

hooray!

hi:)

WE'RE EXCITED..

and then we get to our hotel and.. TO BE CONTINUED..

CAN I GET A BLOG ENTRY IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER?!

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:50:00 +0000

yo botch. remember when your wallet was so packed you couldn't close it?!! what the fuck happened.. i am so facking broke right nows. it's redic. my boyfriend had to buy my toothpaste cuz i couldn't afford it.
yo.
i should just set up an awesome shop in the philippines, cuz judgin by they clothes, they don't sell awesome. and i wouldn't have to pay for heating cuz it's hot anyways!
fack. my list of wants is too long right now. so is my list of to dos. but i juzz waste away doing jack shit. twiddlin my thumbs waitin for a concert to come at me or something.
shit is a fuckin snooze fest right now.
dear alex, you're a fucker and i hate you.. or i kind of really dig you and you smell good. thanks for holding my hand even when my arms are rashy.. i know. it's some hot shit people. hot shit.
there's my attempt at a non-picture post blog entry.

some days, i'm a failure. CHEERS!

LIKE A COLD SORE ON THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH..

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 02:01:00 +0000

it'd go away if you could just stop tongue'ing it.

good morning.
a storm last night

i don't know about yall but it was still pretty.

rain booots

if you saw the trees before this, you'd know they were way higher.

it was mostly just leaves everywhere.

and branches on houses:(

we took a walk across the street.

kids was chillin.

BANANAS!

storms like these were the usual.

poooor tree.

a neighbour owns this horse.. I WANT A HORSE!

we took a walk to the church. graffiti was too bomb.

ten commandments

my mom remembered this thing from wayyyy back. as soon as we got in the church she wanted me to look at it first.

the faces on the people in hell looked so scary. heaven looked bomb.

mornin

thazz my mommms.

all grown up!

then i asked my mom if we could climb up to the bell tower.

she said it was too dangerous and that i must stay put.

we went anyways.

second level view.

AND .. we're at the top!

the staircase was on some national treasure level, the wood rotting and being eaten by termites.

so being this high up was pretty scary, you felt like you were gonna fall through. you could see through the broken wood panels.

but i'd do the shaky legs and clinging on for dear life all over again.

back down, to the courtyard.

cute.

market was too busy/.

too busy.

so janet, what chu think of church?! lol

FIRST OF THE MONTH

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:33:00 +0000

NOVEMBER 2009
funkdoobiest - wopbablubop
kid cudi - switchin lanes
wonder girls - nobody
lupe fiasco - that funny feeling
throwback.

NO SNOW?! what the fack's going on here.

I NEVER COME DOWN..

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:44:00 +0000

I TAP DANCE ON THE CLOUDS..

on our wayy to hit up SM.

traffic wasn't too bad, wasn't bad at all.

SAN PABLO.. it wasn't dark, the windows on every car are tinted pitch black so it juzz looks so.

we mades it!

my first jollibee experience!

ewww. thanks bay.

there was like fifty billion people working, and it was busier than busy.

what do we piiickkk.. i ended up getting spaghetti .. it was pretty bomb.

see.. it was crazy busy ... non stop.

some how, lex was selected to participate in this game show thing..

.. he had to find the letters that spelled "happy yamaha vega" that were hidden on the bike before the other two contestants.

they translated into english for him:)

AND GUESS WHAT?!

HE WON!

A BRAND NEW BIKE!

at least, that's what we thought. it ended up just being a cup.

we moved on with our lives to hit up the arcade.

fuckkk yeahhh

i giggled for a good ten minutes.

so there's sm, i didn't buy shit at this mall. lol.. it's kind of a wack mall.. i like markets! i mean everything LOOKS cool, but the stuff to buy is wackness. til my next picture post, one hundred.

p.s. lupe's enemy of the state is in top three mixtapes of the year. shit is fucking redic. download that shit right fucking now or forever hold your peace!

OH AND YO.. happy birthday bonibelle.

NO NEED TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF..

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:29:00 +0000

THE PICTURES DO THAT FOR YOU.

no philippines pics in this post.. this is pure winnipeg! i mean i think this was the very first time bonibelle blazed with me, so that was cute. i was camera-less this night, so lett and jessica did their thing with the photog. & they did a damn good job for a damn good night for a damn good nick on his damn good birthday. here, have proof.

how did we get so smashed soo fasttt

hot stuffff

limes are essential when drinking poison

DONT WORRY, its your birthday!

funnest girl in the fucking club that night, forreal.

haha tj, you're cute.

i also think this picture is cute.

BIRTHDAY BOYY.

the fuck happened to your handdd

you probably don't even know ahah

your hair looks pretty here lady.

yeye, you rep dat blistex

I LOVE BIANCA!

snatch

no baby in there, i swears it.

ow ow!

hi boo ahahahhaaha

this girl ay

why is everybodeh wearing everybodys hats, i dont get it.

GOT MY TAN UP! *cheers

im not captioning these cuz i just dont know how to lol..

mmm.. sexy boys.

rowdies.

stealin belts and shit

west side? water slide. which star. wild stripper.. or just.. west side.

my friends is pretty

bonibelle > half the girls in winnipeg. alcohol > bonibelle. ahahaha

hi ;)

HAHAHAHAAAHA..

ahahahahahaah..

\bonibelle!

this night was better than good. better than great. better than extravagant. it's a good start. harder, harder, harder. tolerance levels are gettin low, let's up them a little. i loves you bitches.

I GOT A FLY SPOT..

noreply@blogger.com (syntifik) — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:22:00 +0000

WHERE WE CAN CHILL.

we started off the day with a walk to the palanke..

it was hot.

pit stop at the atm.

out of nowhere, there was a little kid parade.

they were dressed up in different national costumes.

we were dressed as sweaty canadians.

met up with some americanas!

no thazz kaila, not jamie.

i dunno.

sweaty!

everybody has a bike. they cost $500 canadian, about $560 american. i know.

tricycles take you everywhere, and no matter the distance, it costs 16 cents.

hey! how come no one bought me a flower?!

my moms buddy kept the c2 and beer flowin.

alex and i snuck away to check out the church which was right across the street from the market..my mom went to church here as a little girl.

it was huuuuge.

the sculptures were amazing.

the pictures don't do it justice, the moss might make it look a little grim, but in life, it gives it character.

we went here on sunday:)

I REALLY TRULY DO!

today i was thinking, i just wanna shout out the inventor of ice cubes. who thought, "yo imma freeze this water, put in my dranks to make this shit cold, and if it dilutes it a little, its cool cuz izz juzz water".. YO DUDE! you're fucking brilliant!! VIVA LE ICE CUBES!